Leprechaun Laughs #138 for Freaking Saturday 04/21/12

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[A slight glitch someplace between me and WordPress caused a delay in posting this morning, I apologize if it negatively impacted your morning coffee experience. Blame it on Impish this is his posting day anyway.]

YES, its Saturday. YES, I’m Lethal Leprechaun, not Impish Dragon. YES, I’m stuck here doing Impish’s drudge work (again!) while he’s ‘recovering’ from being off on TAD on yet another trip playing WMD Warrior games.

YES, I’m giving serious consideration to rooting for the maniacal dude with the dragon flattening buses. NO, Impish never sends me anything nice for doing this. NO, he WILL NOT being doing next Wednesday’s issue for me to make amends.

 YES, I’m starting to suspect he secretly relates the the entitlement minded Occupiers and cheers for them. YES, that’s just about enough on the subject.

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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.

He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question – and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.

He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their Daughter’s’ date said he could get the peanut out..

The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father’s nose and told him to blow hard.

When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, ‘That’s so wonderful! Isn’t he smart? What do you think he’s going to be when he grows older?’

The father replied, ‘From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.’

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Breaking News

OK so this subject is not exactly “”breaking” news, as this is a regularly occurring celestial phenomena, but it IS happening this weekend and that might be considered breaking news to most of you. I’m talking about the peak occurrence of the Lyrid Meteor Shower.

Lyrid Meteor Shower Peaks This Week

Mike Wall, SPACE.com Senior Writer Date: 16 April 2012 Time: 03:02 PM ET

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An annual meteor shower peaks this weekend, a time when dark skies should make for great viewing opportunities in the Northern Hemisphere.

The Lyrid meteor shower is expected to reach maximum intensity overnight from Saturday to Sunday (April 21 to 22), with the best observing opportunities coming between midnight and dawn on the 22nd local time, experts say. The moon will be nearly new at that time, so its glare shouldn’t drown out too many of the Lyrids’ brief flashes.

The dark skies could make a big difference for meteor-watchers, because the Lyrids are historically a mild shower. NASA forecasters expect a peak rate of 15 meteors per hour this weekend, though the Lyrids have produced outbursts of 100 per hour in past years.

And just as the Lyrids’ peak rate can vary dramatically, so too can the brightness of each individual meteor. [Lyrid Meteor Shower From Comet Thatcher (Video)]

“Lyrid meteors are typically as bright as the stars in the Big Dipper, which is to say of middling brightness,” the website Spaceweather.com writes in a recent skywatching guide. “But some are more intense, even brighter than Venus. These ‘Lyrid fireballs’ cast shadows for a split second and leave behind smoky debris trails that linger for minutes.”

[Go here:

http://www.livescience.com/19714-meteor-shower-lyrid-skywatching-preview.html to see an example of a more spectacular meteor from this event that bears a striking resemblance to my trip back to Connecticut aboard of of Lucky Leprechaun’s marshmallow shooting stars that Impish talked about last week when he actually found the time to do his own blog post instead of dropping it on MY desk.]

Meteor showers are generated when Earth plows through streams of debris shed by comets on their path around the sun. These icy, dusty chunks burn up in our planet’s atmosphere, leaving behind bright streaks in the sky to commemorate their passing.

The Lyrids’ parent comet is called C/1861 G1 Thatcher (Comet Thatcher for short). The Lyrids take their name from the constellation Lyra (The Lyre), because they appear to emanate from this part of the sky. Lyra is a northern constellation, so skywatchers in the Northern Hemisphere generally get much better looks at the Lyrids every year than do folks who live south of the equator.

But anyone with a computer and an Internet connection should be able to see the Lyrids this weekend. NASA will air live footage of the shower as seen by the agency’s meteor cameras, and experts Bill Cooke, Danielle Moser and Rhiannon Blaauw — all of NASA’s Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville, Ala. — will stay up late to take your questions.

To view the shower online and participate in the chat, check out the following website between 11 p.m. and 5 a.m. EDT (0400 to 0900 GMT) overnight on the 21st and 22nd: http://www.nasa.gov/connect/chat/lyrids2012_chat.html

This story was provided by SPACE.com, a sister site to LiveScience.

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11 “Modern Antiques” Today’s Kids Have Probably Never Seen

by Kara Kovalchik – April 11, 2012 – 7:11 AM

Even though I’m fairly ancient, I’ve never seen a Model T outside of a classic auto show. So I realize that there are many things that have been obsolete since the elastic waistband was invented and would confound anyone under age 70. But what about some common items that have come and gone within the last 30 or so years? See how many of these you recognize, and how many of them would puzzle your kids or grandkids.

1. 45 rpm Record Adapter

Seven-inch singles produced in the US had a large half-dollar size hole in the center, unlike the tiny hole punched in LPs that fit conveniently onto a turntable spindle. This large hole tradition was originally instituted in order to accommodate the mechanism inside a jukebox. Rather than making a separate version for home use, the simple solution was to sell adapters that popped into the center of a 45, making it playable on a standard record player. These gadgets were usually found in a bin near the checkout at every record store, a dozen or so for a dollar. <ah the fond memories of my Mother finding these in weird places all over the house because my brother and I had a ‘ninja stars’ battle with them ranging over all 3 levels of the house while she was out!>

2. Skate Key

Those good ol’ fashioned metal roller skates that strapped onto your shoes were useless if you didn’t have a skate key on hand to adjust them. The hexagonal loop on top was used to turn the bolt that adjusted the length of the skate and the tubular end fit on the pin that tightened the toe grips. The long narrow hole in the middle? Why, that was for stringing a shoelace through so you could wear the key around your neck while skating.

3. Church Key

Many a barbecue and tailgate party was ruined in the pre-pop top days when it was discovered that no one had remembered to bring a church key to the proceedings. The pointy end punctured beer (and soda pop) cans open – one hole for pouring, one for a vent. The rounded end was used to remove bottle caps – twist-off crown caps weren’t invented until the 1960s, and even then it took some years for breweries to start using them on their products. But then again, most veteran party animals of that era knew how to open a beer bottle on a car bumper or table edge in an emergency.

4. Self-Service Tube Tester

Household electronics have become as disposable as Pampers in recent years; if your flat screen television stops working, it’s usually just as cheap to buy a new one as to have the old one repaired. But 30-plus years ago when a TV went on the fritz you called the TV Repair Man. He was so ubiquitous that he made house calls, but his services were expensive (and today’s Cable Guy has taken the TV Repair Man’s vague “I’ll be there sometime between X and Y o’clock” promise to a new level). Since a good percentage of the TV malfunctions back then were due to malfunctioning vacuum tubes, DIY Dads started diagnosing and replacing the tubes on their own, saving both time and money. Almost every drugstore, hardware store, and even grocery store had a self-service tube testing machine stashed among the gumball and cigarette machines. Dad (or Mom or whoever) simply brought whichever tubes he thought suspect and tested them on the machine to see whether they were functional. If the tube in question was kaput, there was a wide selection of brand new tubes stocked in the cabinet underneath the machine available for purchase.

<in high school in fact I had a “portable” one ( it weighed 40 pounds and was in a hard case the size of a 3 suit bag which I fastened to a hand truck on top of my tool box) that I used to make decent money schlepping to people’s houses and the 3 second hand stores testing all their problematic tube driven radios and TVs. I was on a first name basis with the owners of the 2 TV shops in town plus the Radio Shack and they used to call me before placing their tube orders after a while to avoid being cleaned out by me of popular ones.>

5. Pull Tabs

In between cans requiring a church key and today’s pop tops there were pull tab soda and beer cans. The convenience of not requiring an opener was revolutionary, but the innovation came with a downfall: a new type of litter. Instead of disposing of their pull tabs responsibly, many folks simply discarded them on the ground before chugging away. Walking barefoot on the beach in the 1960s and ’70s was often something of an obstacle course; those tabs weren’t always immediately visible, but they were razor-sharp, and savvy sunbathers included Band-Aids in their picnic baskets for the inevitable sliced toe. <enterprising kids like me collected them at the 3 local Mom & Pop stores and 2 gas stations washed them dried them in the sun and then carefully followed patterns in Boys Life magazine to make our own chain mails armor>

6. Fotomat Booth

The abandoned hut as shown in the right photo is still a frequent sight in the parking lots of older shopping malls across the country. Some of them were re-purposed for a while, but let’s face it – there’s not much you can do with a form-fitting booth situated miles from the nearest bathroom. Back when cameras still used actual film, and before drugstores offered one hour photo developing, Fotomat was the convenient method of getting your pictures back within 24 hours. You didn’t even have to get out of your car (this was at a time when fast-food drive-through windows were still few and far between).

7. Motel Room Wall-Mounted Bottle Opener

Some older roadside accommodations still have a bottle opener mounted on the bathroom wall, but a lot of the guests in those cases are stumped enough to ask the front desk, “What the heck is that thing?” We refer you back to the bottle-opening end of the church key and further explain that pop machines (“soda machines” to you heathens) at most motels in the 1950s, ’60s, and ’70s dispensed pop the way God intended – ice cold in 10-ounce glass bottles with a small ring of ice floating in the neck. There was a bottle opener included on the machine, but a lot of folks preferred to wait until they returned to the sanctuary of their room before they popped the cap off and enjoyed that first refreshing sip. And then there were those (wink-wink) who eschewed the pop machine but traveled instead with a cooler full of beer. That’s why the opener was usually mounted in the bathroom – all that beverage spillage was easier to mop up off a tile floor rather than have it soak into the carpeted areas of the room.

8. Milk Chute

Many suburban houses built prior to 1960 had a built-in pass-through door commonly referred to as a “milk chute.” This was to accommodate the neighborhood milkman, who still made daily runs door-to-door. The milk chute allowed him to leave his goods in a protected area, and Mom could also leave his money inside, freeing her up from having to wait at home for the milk delivery (see TV Repairman above) all day. And as any child who grew up in this era knows, the milk chute was a necessary means of ingress when either Mom or Dad forgot their house key; the smallest kid in the family had to shimmy through that opening and then go open the back door. (And even though it seemed funny at the time, parents were not pleased when you playfully called out from inside, “What will you give me if I let you in?”)

<when I was in elementary school early on K thru 2nd grade I lived at the top of a very long hill and had to walk home for lunch which took about 15 minutes of my 1/2hour lunch. Our milk man used to regularly take piety on me and give me a lift up the hill if he had not delivered to our neighborhood yet. Years later the first 6 pack of beer I ever bought legally was in that same, now retired milkman’s package store which he got a grand kick out of.>

9. No-Draft Window

At one time this small triangular window was standard equipment on every American automobile. Some folks called it the “no-draft” (its official name), some called it the “vent,” and others (including my Mom) called it the “wing.” Whatever the name, the purpose was the same: in those days when air conditioning was a very expensive option and opening the main driver side and passenger windows caused too much turbulence (not to mention noise) the no-draft provided quiet yet efficient air circulation while driving during warm weather.

<My dad said our old Ford Galaxy 500 what he called 25/25 A/C. You opened the wing windows, cracked the 2 back windows about 2 fingers worth and drove roughly 25 miles at at least 25 mph to cool off the inside of the car . Those wing windows were also damned good for keeping the windshield front fogging of frosting up too! Finally many a housewife was saved from being locked out of her car by a wing window an obligating grocery store bag boy, a coat hanger, a little nefarious talent and a good bit of careful patience.>

10. Green Stamps

TV-Holics certainly recall that first season episode of The Brady Bunch in which the kids were fighting over Checker Trading Stamps. When that episode was originally filmed, trading stamps were all the rage, and S&H Green Stamps led the pack. Pasting Green Stamps into books was how families spent their evenings before scratch-off lottery tickets were invented, and unlike the lottery, Green Stamp premiums were within reach if you purchased enough groceries or gasoline. The “We Give Green Stamps” enticement was a major boon for merchants; there were many consumers who decided “where to buy” solely on the basis of Green Stamp giveaway. And the rewards were great; your average Green Stamp redemption center had everything from home appliances to musical instruments to furniture available if you’d filled X amount (actually more like XXXX amount) of books.

<The mothers in the neighborhood where I grew up used to have Green Stamp Coffee Klatches where they traded and swapped stamps needed to complete books. I can remember getting in trouble for coming back from the store w/o the green stamps after being sent for bread & milk because the cashiers would try not to give them to kids so they could keep them for themselves. They grocery store I worked at my senior year of high school have a huge refrigerator sized safe in the Customer service office and I swear 2/3rds of it was given over to storage of the green stamp rolls for the machines above the old (non scanner style, non computerized manually operating) cash registers. We front end clerks used to joke about how they would send us out on foot alone to the bank 1/2 the length of the plaza away to get a books of lottery scratch offs valued at $1000 but we were not allowed to carry a roll of new green stamps from the store office to a register only the front end manager could do that.>

11. Typewriter Eraser

I recall a day, maybe a dozen years ago, when a young new hire at our office was browsing through the closet that contained various supplies (and which probably had not been thoroughly cleaned since the Carter Administration) and approached me asking, “What is this weird thing?” What she held in her hand was a typewriter eraser, a pencil-like device that had a gritty rubber eraser at one end and a brush at the other. Even after White-Out and correction tape were commonly available, neither worked well on onion skin (a type of very thin paper regularly used for multiple carbon copies…perhaps we need to add a twelfth item to this list…) and typewriter erasers were still a necessity. The abrasive end was used like a regular pencil eraser, and then the typist brushed away the resultant debris with the bristle end.
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<These used to be a favorite tool of TV, Radio & Appliance repair techs as well as yours truly. There was a myriad of issues that a little cleaning of contacts, battery holders, spade lugs and the like with one of these could correct! Stick a cut off one in a a hand drill (electric no battery ones in those days) dip the tip in WD-4o and use carefully and judiciously and you could even get those stubborn rust spots off car chrome or scuff marks off Mom’s new linoleum floor>

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“I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.”

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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Reforming an Obama supporter is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end.

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The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would ‘hate’ to have to make a living under the laws they’ve passed.

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Fake Angry Birds malware

image Rovio, the game company behind the popular Angry Birds franchise, just sent out a warning on its website that there’s a fake version of Angry Birds Space in the Android Market containing some nasty malware.

All Things D points to a report by research firm Sophos that says the fake version of Angry Birds Space gives hackers almost complete control over your phone. It can even direct your phone to any website without your permission.

The malware is actually a fully functional version of Angry Birds Space, but installs malicious code in the background.

To protect yourself, only download Angry Birds Space from the official Google Play market on your phone. Don’t trust versions of the game from third-party app stores

Impishs Insights

Will talk smack about him first and update you on him further on down 

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During his yearly physical, the doctor asked Impish about his daily activity level.
Impish described one of his typical days this way:
Yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank coffees, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive copperhead and took four “leaks” behind big trees.
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!”
‘No,’ Impish replied, I’m, just a real shitty golfer.

 

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A Texan walks into a pub in Galway, Ireland and raises his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He shouts, ‘I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin’ fools. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back to back.’

The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan’s offer.

Paddy Murphy gets up and leaves the bar. Thirty minutes later, he shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. Is your bet still good?’ asks Paddy.

The Texan answers, ‘Yes’, and he orders the barman to line up 10 pints of Guinness.

Immediately, Paddy downs all 10 pints of beer, drinking them all back to back. The other pub patrons cheer and the Texan sits down in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and asks, ‘If ya don’t mind me askin’, where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?’

Paddy Murphy replies, ‘Oh………………. I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.’

 

Discovery makes last flight to final home

Shuttle will be part of Smithsonian exhibit

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Published On: Apr 17 2012 08:16:16 AM CDT Updated On: Apr 17 2012 11:43:28 AM CDT  http://www.click2houston.com/news/Discovery-makes-last-flight-to-final-home/-/1735978/10951972/-/ay0347z/-/index.html?treets=hou&tid=2659926414813&tml=hou_12pm&tmi=hou_12pm_1_12000104172012&ts=H

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. – The space shuttle Discovery soared over the Washington Monument, the White House and the Capitol in a high-flying salute to the nation’s capital Tuesday.

The world’s most traveled spaceship, hitching a ride on top a Boeing 747 jet, took a couple of leisurely spins at an easy-to-spot 1,500 feet around Washington after a flight from Cape Canaveral, Fla.

Thousands packed the National Mall to watch the pair swoop by.

“Look at that — that thing is mammoth,” said Terri Jacobsen of Bethesda, Md. She brought her 12-year-old home-schooled son to the mall to watch the flyover

The shuttle-jet combo was set to land at Dulles International Airport. On Thursday, it will be towed to its permanent installation at the Smithsonian’s annex in northern Virginia.

Discovery departed Florida’s Kennedy Space Center at daybreak. Nearly 2,000 people — former shuttle workers, VIPs, tourists and journalists — gathered along the old shuttle landing strip to see Discovery off. A cheer went up as the plane taxied down the runway and soared into a clear sky.

The plane and shuttle headed south and made one last flight over the beaches of Cape Canaveral — thousands jammed the shore for a glimpse of Discovery — then returned to the space center in a final salute. Cheers erupted once more as the pair came in low over the runway it had left 20 minutes earlier and finally turned toward the north.

Discovery — the fleet leader with 39 orbital missions — is the first of the three retired space shuttles to head to a museum. It will go on display at Dulles International Airport in Virginia, taking the place of the shuttle prototype Enterprise. The Enterprise will go to New York City.

Endeavour will head to Los Angeles this fall. Atlantis will remain at Kennedy.

NASA ended the shuttle program last summer after a 30-year run to focus on destinations beyond low-Earth orbit. Private U.S. companies hope to pick up the slack, beginning with space station cargo and then, hopefully, astronauts. The first commercial cargo run, by Space Exploration Technologies Corp., is set to take place in just another few weeks.

For at least the next three to five years — until commercial passenger craft are available in the United States — NASA astronauts will have to hitch multimillion-dollar rides on Russian Soyuz capsules to get to the International Space Station.

Copyright 2012 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

A sad commentary on the state of our National Pride and Independence when we have to pay the Russians to be our space taxi drivers!

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Don’t look at me! I have NO idea either! Might explain some of them bigfoot foot prints though. You think that was weird? Try this next one.

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Why to I get the feeling that if you looked closely you’d either find the Victorinox Swiss Army logo or the Looney Tunes ‘Acme’ logo on that thing? It looks like something an overly vicious Steampunker dreamed up in a violent nightmare!

 

 

 

Dragon Watch

For the period 04.17.2012 after 7 PM until  04.20.2012 @ 7PM

Well the first bit o’ news I have for ya right off is allegedly Impish was seen buying me a thank you  trinket for working so hard while he’s screwed off all month gift! My spies, I MEAN HIS SECURITY DETAIL followed him when he ditched his last class session of the day Tuesday as it didn’t pertain in the least to him or what he does (so he claims). I was shocked when they followed him to a place I had sent him the address of busting his stones about how he goes off wandering about and never brings me anything.

Irish Bregade Gift Shop

Unfortunately size restrictions on the blog prevent me from posting the photo as large as I received it so you’ll just have to accept my assurance that the sign over the door reads “Irish Brigade Gift Shop”. Many an good Irishman lost their lives on the battlefields at Gettysburg defending the Union and this is the premier place in Gettysburg to obtain mementos of that fact.

Site seeing then was Impish’s the order of the waning afternoon light which in and of itself is a tale which I will relate in a moment if I do not receive thoughts from Impish on the subject. First however I have a few backlogged photos that didn’t make the cut on Wednesday.

9-11 Memorial To Lift a Nation Sculpture

9/11 Memorial: To Lift a Nation Sculpture

his 40-foot-tall bronze monument, named “To Lift a Nation,” was created by sculptor Stan Watts to honor the heroes of September 11, 2001.

The three-times life-size statue, recreates the now-famous photo taken by Thomas E. Franklin, a photographer for the Bergen Record, who captured the image of three firefighters raising the American flag at Ground Zero.

“The monument and its flag are symbols of hope and courage for a nation deeply impacted by this tragedy,” Watts said. “It honors a moment in the history of our country and reminds us of the bravery and sacrifice made by our firefighters and by thousands of citizens, from all walks of life, who selflessly serve humankind in times of need.”

The monument stands 40 feet high, six feet deep and eight feet wide. Each of the three firefighter’s statues weigh more than 5,000 pounds and were formed from approximately 160 bronze sections weighing between 60-to-80 pounds each.

In 2011, a brick plaza and 10 sections of walkway were installed in front of the sculpture. The addition of this new branch of the Walk of Honor® completes part one of a three part park development project to expand the Walk of Honor® to connect the National Fallen Firefighters Memorial and the historic Memorial Chapel to the 9/11 sculpture.

Obilisk & Federal Eagle

I’ll just explain the significance of the above photo with another photo.

Bex Eagle explaination plaque

Now before one o’ ya gets all up in arms and indignantly points out how we/I have made an error I’m bloody aware that supposedly The Bex Eagle is located in the NW corner of Pershing Park in Washington, DC. I’m also aware that the one there don’t looking anything like this except for the eagle on the ball atop the obelisk. I don’t bloody know what the deal is and a fast scan of the subject on Google gave up no hints.  The explanation COULD be as simple as the one for why there is an exact duplicate to the Iwo Jima Memorial’s Monument in Harlingen Texas on the grounds of The Marine Military Academy, which is that one is the assembled mold for the one in D.C.

I had to bagger Impish for 2 fecking days just to get the second photo which was supposed to be his explanation. There is a bloody limit to just how much of his work I’m willing to do while he’s way playing WMD Hero  ta make him look good as well as intelligent and this is beyond that limit!

We’re bloody well moving on!

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The motto written in old Irish tongue means: ” Who never retreated from the clash of spears”

So Impish bless his soul decided to take me seriously about looking for the Irish Brigade with an eye towards getting me a picture of the monument erected to the fallen of the 63rd, 69th & 88th New York Infantry. Unfortunately that turned out to be a wee bit o’ an adventure for the poor Dragon who was fighting time and a dying cell phone battery to accomplish this. See the problem is basically nobody ever told these roads and fields that they all have names on maps that people use to navigate by! Impish made a single wrong turn (easy when the road you want isn’t marked) and was off in any direction but the right one.

Fortunately for him he confessed such to his stalwart support person (what would be yours truly). I was not only able to get him exact GOS co-ordinates to the site but track him on MapQuest as he got close and warn him ahead of time what landmarks to attempt to watch for. He found it and had a grand time describing all he found there to me. We both found ourselves speaking in hushed reverent tones. This is a small photo he sent me I have a much much larger version which I intend to get printed matted and frames for my office wall.

 

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Irish Brigade, 63rd, 69th & 88th New York Infantry Monument (Gettysburg)

Part of: II Corps, 1st Division, 2nd Brigade Commanded by: Colonel Patrick Kelly

63rd NY Commanded by: Lt. Col. Richard C. Bentley & Capt. Thomas Touhy

69th NY Commanded by: Capt. Richard Moroney & Lt. James J. Smith

88th NY Commanded by: Capt. Denis Francis Burke

Men Engaged at Gettysburg: 313 men  Gettysburg Casualties: 17 killed, 41 wounded, 18 missing

Monument Text

“The brigade entered the battle under command of Colonel Patrick Kelly 530 strong, of which this contingent, composing three battalions of two companies each, numbered 240 men. The original strength of these battalions was 3,000 men. The brigade participated with great credit to itself and the race it represented, in every battle of the Army of the Potomac in which the Second Corps was engaged, from Fair Oaks, Jule 1, 1862, to Appomattox Court House, April 9, 1865.”
“14th New York Ind’pt Battery. In memory of Capt. James Mc.K. Rorty and four men who fell at the bloody angle July 3, 1863. The battery was mustered in December 9, 1861, as part of the Irish Brigade. it was detached there from and at Gettysburg was consolidated with Battery B, 1st N. Y. Artillery.”

Monument Details

Artist: O’Donovan, William Rudolf, sculptor; Power, Maurice J., contractor; Duncan, John Hemingway, architect.

Dedicated: July 2, 1888

Dimensions: Overall: 19 ft. 6 in. x 10 ft. 2 in. x 8 ft.

Description: A polished granite shaft with inset bronze carved in the shape of a traditional Celtic Cross. At the top of the cross is the trefoil symbol of the 2nd Army Corps. Beneath it are five medallions with the numeric designation of the three New York regiments that made up the Irish Brigade, the New York State Seal, and the seal of Ireland. At the base lies a life-size Irish wolf hound in bronze, representing faith and devotion. A bronze plaque on the right face of the base represents a section of an artillery battery in action and honors Captain James Rorty’s 14th New York Independent battery.

Remarks: The monument honors three New York regiments of the Irish Brigade, a unit organized by former Irish revolutionary Thomas Francis Meagher.

Cost: $5,000 (that’s in 1880s dollars folks. What cost $5000.00 in 1880 would cost $111,519.88 in 2010)

Gettysburg Cannon

This is a cast-iron rifled cannon called the Parrott gun. The Parrott gun could fire a 10- or 20-pound shell up to 1 ½ miles. Another type of rifled cannon, called the three-inch Ordinance Gun, is named for its three-inch bore in the cannon barrel. This rifled cannon fired an eight-pound shell about 1 ¼ miles. The rifled cannons are painted black. The principal difference between the smoothbore and rifled cannons is the groove in the rifled cannon barrel that provides extra distance and accuracy. Judging from its placement in the Park and the reinforcing band visible in the rear section of the cannon this is one of the 20 pounders from Captain Elijah Taft’s 5th New York Light Artillery Battery which was capable of launching that 20 pound shell over 2000 yards.

When I saw this I asked Impish to bring me one how to add to my artillery collection here at DragonLaffs H.Q. I had planned to use it loaded with canister shot in defense of the front gate which I anticipate will shortly be being stormed and under siege by Eco-tyrannical tree huggers after today Parting Shot. Impish wandered from one piss poor excuse to another as to why he could not accommodate my request for a simple and small little favor.

Personally I think he’s scared he’s wake up one morning to find the business end rammed up one of his nostrils and me standing there with the firing lanyard taunt in my hand!

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Got to get some artillery practice in as its noon now on Friday 04/25 and the winged one is winging his way home as I write this. I’ll not be posting pictures of his return trip unless something extraordinary happens to occur, just look at the earlier photos from his outward leg in reverse order.

He CLAIMS he’s “working” tomorrow and will need to rest up from all his exertions that’s why I’m still posting Saturday as opposed to turning this into next weeks issue of Leprechaun Laughs. I’ll just bet he’ll have to say something about being back though so expect to hear from him before the weekend is out as I MIGHT have hinted about getting a couple reader comments asking “Who’s Impish?”

SHooting Lies & BS Full of HolesToday’s Target: 

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and it’s Eco-environmental Whack Job Usurpers

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Now do not mistake me! I find the the 5 goals as stated above to be applaudable, laudable, reasonable, wise and fairly compatible with the current practices of the US economy for the most part. It’s when Earth Day and its mission starts getting usurped by left fringe Eco-envro fanatics who treat the subject like its a religion, sowing mass hysteria over none sense and standing in the way of US energy independence over some flora or fauna that is already on the verge of extinction to the point it will never recover that gets my ass out. Then there are those who are in it of “other” reasons apparently, the demonization of Capitalism and Freedom as a means of achieving a new United Socialist States.

Meteorologist lifts veil on ‘Eco-tyranny’

Apr 18, 2012 – 4:08 –

Book exposes ‘green’ agenda

http://video.foxnews.com/v/1569332535001/new-poll-shows-romney-obama-dead-heat/?playlist_id=87937

Hannity Covers Eco-Tyranny in California’s Central Valley

 

Seriously?! You destroy towns, inflict 40% unemployment and poverty on thousands over a species of MINNOWS because these Eco –Tyrants and Tree Hugger Terrorists managed to buy off enough politicians to get a law passed with “no wiggle room for humans”?! What about all the trees that are dying because of this don’t THEY count? Why are the tree huggers not up in arms (or at least in court) against the Eco-tyrants trying to do something about this?

BETTER YET, WHY ISN’T OBAMA DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?

 I’ll tell you why because Brian Sussman is right! This IS about destroying out economy, not about the environment and that fits in with Obama’s intent to turn us into a Socialist state so he will not lift a finger to do anything about this unless pushed into a corner! We’ll hear more about this line of reasoning at the end of our next piece of this pasture pie of a subject.

THE GREEN AGENDA

‘Star Wars’ director surrenders to eco-tyrants

After 25 years of battling environmentalists, “Star Wars” filmmaker George Lucas has retreated from plans to construct a beautiful mission-style moviemaking mansion on thousands of acres of land he owns in Marin County, Calif., 20 miles north of the Golden Gate Bridge. 

The people of Marin are proud of their liberalism and adherence to the green agenda. The community is extremely upscale and home to many rock stars and Hollywood-types. One would think the inhabitants of this hippie and yuppie paradise would be thrilled to have George Lucas’ business located in their backyard, but not so. His purposes, they contend, would disturb nature, and that’s a clear no-no in Marin.

Since 1995, a gaggle of rabid eco-interests have relentlessly attacked the billionaire film magnate, whose productions ushered in the digital arts age, over his plans for a production complex that would house Lucasfilm, Industrial Light and Magic, and LucasArts, all beneath one roof.

Initially Lucas wanted to build a 450,000 square foot facility, discreetly tucked away within the privacy of thousands of acres of his personal property. However, the greens immediately began holding him as an eco-hostage. In return for allowing his proposal to move forward, Lucas would have to agree to restore creeks on his land and set aside 2,500 acres of open space (over the years Lucas has been pressured to preserve more than 5,000 acres of property in the region). Lucas generously agreed, and the Marin County Board of Supervisors approved his project.

However, the penance the environmentalists wanted Lucas to pay was simply a green ruse. What they really desired was for the entire plan to be hurled into another galaxy far, far away.

At this point, Lucas cut a deal with San Francisco to use the former Presidio military base, overlooking the Golden Gate, to establish his world-renowned production facilities. He’s been there ever since, but in the meantime, continued to work on building a state-of-the-art campus on his land in Marin.

Finally, two weeks ago, the county supervisors gave the “Star Wars” creator the thumbs up to build his dream complex, though its size was to be reduced by nearly half and another green deed would have to be carried out by Lucas: fund a county-wide climate change action agenda. Lucas was ready to close the deal when officials moved to provide the opposition one last opportunity to state their case as to why the project should not be allowed.

When the eco-warriors showed up at the County Hall with lawyers and reams of paperwork last week, George Lucas decided to finally surrender.

“We have several opportunities to build the production stages in communities that see us as a creative asset, not as an evil empire,” stated a letter from George Lucas’ property company. “The residents [surrounding the property] have fought this project for 25 years, and enough is enough. Marin is a bedroom community and is committed to building subdivisions, not business.”

However, before withdrawing, Lucas unfurled his light saber one last time, shocking everyone into reality; the letter continued, “The land will revert back to its original use for residential housing. We hope we will be able to find a developer who will be interested in low-income housing since it is scarce in Marin.”

Touché.

Lucas’ story illustrates an important fact: The environmentalists are incredibly long-suffering when it comes to undermining personal property rights, which – like Marx and Engels – is the No. 1 goal of their agenda. Once they have selected a target, they will unrelentingly wear out those involved through, protests, lawsuits and green blackmail schemes. Their plans and purposes are not in keeping with liberty, but instead, with eco-tyranny. 

George Lucas is their latest victim.

 

Apple defends green credentials of cloud computing services

Greenpeace report named Apple among worst offenders for using highly polluting coal to power their data centers

Suzanne Goldenberg, US environment correspondent guardian.co.uk, Tuesday 17 April 2012 10.02 EDT

Apple disclosed sensitive information about energy demand at the data center housing its iCloud service for the first time on Tuesday, defending its green credentials in the face of a campaign by Greenpeace.

In a report rating 14 companies leading the migration from local computers to cloud computing, Greenpeace gave failing grades to Apple, Amazon and Microsoft for their reliance on highly polluting coal to power their data centers.

Greenpeace has been engaged in a campaign to draw attention to tech companies that rely on dirty energy to power their cloud. In addition to the tech giants, it called out Twitter for expanding its data operations from Sacramento, which uses renewable energy, to coal-heavy Atlanta. Meanwhile, the campaign group gave bonus points to Yahoo and Google for pursuing renewable sources of energy for their data centers, and for pressing government on clean-energy policy.

[All this despite the fact that]

Apple is also building a solar farm and a fuel cell installation for the data centre, and plans to get 60% of its on-site power from renewable sources.

Apple and several other companies are disputing Greenpeace’s power consumption figures which at least in a couple cases seem to be made partly from speculation and questionable conclusions. Greenpeace justifies publish these ‘guesstimates’ by bemoaning:

Tech companies are also notoriously unwilling to disclose information about their electricity use, on the grounds that it could be used by business rivals, Greenpeace said.

So Greenpeace’s message is you build where we want you to not in small towns like Maiden, which has sold itself to tech companies as a “data centre corridor” by offering cheap electricity something they have no actual control over how it created. They do not care if they destroy a town’s commercial base as long as they get their agenda’s way. Also that you release to them proprietary information regarding your company’s energy consumption which they will then publish so your rivals can get a better read on your capabilities and where they stand in relation to your or they will simply be forced to publish  highly speculative ‘guesstimates’ and tout them as fact in their Eco-tyranny incitement of your company for not supporting their agenda of persecuting of coal fired generating plants regardless of a ready source of alternative energy to replace them.

Then because they are also rabidly anti nuclear they’ll happily rake you over the coals for the suggestion that we need more nuclear plants to replace the coal ones! Like George Lucas with Marin County, California and the Eco-tyrants there, Greenpeace has carefully picked their targets and their bone of contention with them so that it is a no win scenario for their victims, removing even the option of not playing along by deliberately publishing erroneous facts in support of their claims and pointing the finger at their victims and claiming that its their victims fault for refusing them the data with which to bully and extort them!

Oh one last thing that Greenpeace ‘conveniently forgets’ to mention- ALL THREE of the generating plants that combine to serve Washington D.C. where their headquarters is located? Coal and Oil fired generating plants! Apparently we can had hubris & hypocrisy to their list of Eco-tyranny crimes as well.

According to Greenpeace:

 

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 And I might agree with that if they were not using activism to hide their demonization of Capitalism and Freedom as a means of achieving a new United Socialist States through Eco-tyranny. However thy like so many other groups are hiding behind Earth Day in an attempt to bring down the US so I have to say:

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And then of course we have the Eco-tyrant’s other favorite weapon Eco-bullshit hoaxes:

The Greatest Hoax: How the Global Warming Conspiracy Threatens Your Future

This is actual book by US Senator James Inhofe (Rep.- Ok) who is one of the leading conservative voices in America and a strong advocate of common sense values. In January 2003, Inhofe became the Chairman of the Senate Environment & Public Works Committee where his priorities include strengthening our Nation’s infrastructure, continuing strong environmental protections and improving national security.

In part the Senator claims:

Americans are over-regulated and over-taxed. When regulation escalates, the result is an increase in regulators. In other words, bigger government is required to enforce the greater degree of regulation. Bigger government means bigger budgets and higher taxes. More simply doesn’t mean better. A perfect example is the entire global warming, climate-change issue, which is an effort to dramatically and hugely increase regulation of each of our lives and business, and to raise our cost of living and taxes. In The Greatest Hoax, Senator James Inhofe will reveal the reasons behind those perpetuating the Hoax of global warming, who is benefitting from the general acceptance of the Hoax and why the premise statements are blatantly and categorically false.

Brain Sussman whom we heard from above would certainly agree and goes even further to assigning a motive and naming the TRUE forces at work behind this steam pile of live stock barn byproduct in this radio interview:

http://www.wnd.com/2012/04/star-wars-director-surrenders-to-eco-tyrants/#ooid=x0dmpoNDpOi_qDYMgtahAmeqw6AGexo0

Regrettably you’ll have to scroll to the bottom of the page and endure a 30 second commercial before hearing the interview but trust me its worth doing.

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AS if all that is not enough to deal with then we have to additionally endure and suffer the ravings of the crazies just looking desperately for a cause to champion ANY cause regardless of how ridiculous. Take P.I.T.A. which as any Internet savvy person knows REALLY is an abbreviation for Pain In The Ass a pretty convent  and apt coincidence akin to it being no mistake you cannot spell crap w/o rap IMHO.

PETA’s Efforts to Ban Fishing

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/outposts/2009/01/petas-sea-kitte.html

You may have heard about PETA’s new anti-fishing campaign, which refers to fish as sea kittens.

The primary goal of the campaign is to steer kids away from fishing by associating fish with cute and cuddly animals. The colorful PETA website shares Sea Kitten stories, sells Sea Kitten T-shirts and implores children to join its Sea Kitten crusade.

An angler might irreverently respond that when a sea kitten grows up it becomes a catfish, which when seasoned with Cajun spice is downright delectable.

Fishermen might also point out that a big old catfish, long past its sea kitten days, is one of the ugliest denizens on earth (see photo).

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Photo: Tim Pruitt of Alton, Ill., displays state-record 124-pound sea kitten, er, catfish, he reeled from the Mississippi River near Alton in 2005. Credit: Associated Press

But PETA has cast its campaign into the mainstream and received more than a few (uninformed to the point of ignorance) bites.

Ken Kurtis, owner of Reef Seekers dive shop in Beverly Hills, sent out a mass e-mail Tuesday after reading a Canderville comic in Tuesday’s L.A. Times pertaining to the campaign.

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Kurtis wasn’t sure what the cartoon meant so he visited the PETA website “because I couldn’t believe someone at an organization like PETA could seriously concoct something so stupid and insulting.”

Kurtis continued: “This has nothing to do with what side of the conservation issue you come down on. But for those of us who regularly work in the marine conservation field, it absolutely trivializes what we try to accomplish.

“I talk with fisherman, divers, conservationists, consumptives, non-consumptives and others. All of these people, whether I agree with their position or not, have a strong love for the ocean and don’t just come to their positions willy-nilly. Nor do they resort to gimmicks and stunts.”
Kurtis implies that by suggesting people eat vegetables instead of fish, PETA ignores environmental damage caused by agricultural runoff; and by making kids believe all fishing is bad, PETA in turn is labeling all fishermen, including remote island villagers who subside on fishing, as villains.

Kurtis implores: “I would love a public outcry to force PETA to (1) withdraw the campaign, (2) apologize for its insulting tone and approach, and (3) fire those responsible for its inception.

The dive master has even added a link.

“I cannot in all good conscience stand idly by without trying to open PETA’s eyes,” Kurtis summed. “I hope you’ll join me in the effort.”

Something tells me this is just the kind of attention PETA was angling for.

I feel compelled to point out just how left and ludicrous your position has to be when as liberal a rag as the L.A> Times points at you and laughs at your position!

Jim Shepard shows how PETA is trying to ban fishing

In a column called “Let ‘Em Eat Worms,” Florida Today fishing columnist Bill Sargent reported that “if PETA had its way, you wouldn’t be reading this column with your Sunday morning coffee.” He then recounted the letter newspaper sports editors had received from Karen Robertson the Fish Empathy Project Manager (I did NOT make this up) for PETA. From her group HQ in Norfolk, Virginia, she brought her 800,000 members and supporters to bear on the fishing columnists of the country.

The letter says “Please consider this: You wouldn’t dedicate space in your paper to the recreational abuse of dogs and cats, yet the fishing column encourages cruelty to animals every bit as capable of feeling pain as any dog or cat.” Then Ms. Robertson makes her suggestion that the fishing column be relocated.

http://fishing.about.com/od/fishermensside/a/aa041605a.htm

PETA’S Anti-Fishing Campaign is Dealt a Punishing Blow

Now comes a report in the academic Reviews of Fisheries Science that states that the brains of fish are not sufficiently developed to allow them to sense pain or fear.

This is the study of James D. Rose, professor of zoology and physiology at the University of Wyoming. He has been working on questions concerning neurology for about 30 years.
He states that awareness of pain depends on functions of specific regions of the cerebral cortex that fish do not possess.

http://www.anglingmatters.com/PETA.htm

Before I forget, you can see all this first-hand on the PETA website www.fishinghurts.com ( I am NOT making this up)

Wonder if anyone has approached P.E.T.A. form the religious stand point and informed them that Christ culled several of his key Apostles from the fishermen of Galilee fed a multitude with a miracle based partially on fish and that aside from the Crucifix the sign most associated with Christianity is the Fish and asked then EXACTLY what it is they are trying to say about this?

I seem to recall some bible verse about this exact situation, hang on Google is my bible toting friend-

King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth

 

Apparently P.I.T.A. presumes to argue with the word of the Lord!

DAYUMN! I think I just heard every born again Christian & Southern Baptist in the Bible Belt rise up and brandish their Bibles in anger against P.I.T.A. !

So let’s sum up shall we? In a nutshell I think we’ve shown that:

  1. Earth Day as a concept to raise environmental awareness of personal responsibility = good
  2. Earth Days’ 5 main points laudable, desirable and are in fact simply a return to a pre-disposable era mind set
  3. Eco-tyranny = bad disguises a hidden agenda and will do or say anything to achieve its goals.
  4. Greenpeace = Eco-tyrannical bullies and hypocrites who will baselessly malign and slander corporations and blame the corporations lack of co-operation with them to Ec0-bully them for forcing them to malign and slander
  5. P.I.T.A. really does stand for Pain In The Ass and are incapable of doing preponderant research before adopting a laughable stand.
  6. P.I.T.A. is either made up of closet Socialists (that generalization probably extends to all Eco-tyrants) Atheists, Muslims or other bible disregarding heathens.
  7. Environmental Activist don’t give a shit about people or how their causes impact them.
  8. Review of current environmental laws regarding endangered species need to be revisited so that consideration is given to the potential harm done to humans in the effected area with an eye towards “wiggle room” to accommodate the needs of the humans and so that protecting an endangered species does not damage other parts of the environment.

Now if you’ll all excuse me I’m off to go hunting rabbits. I’m going to find one kill, it grill it, and proudly make use of its fur whilst simultaneously affirming my  

dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth

Oh yeah one last funny thing. I had forgotten this entirely until my nephew called as I was writing this and asked my opinion about the relative merits of his strategy verses his father’s strategy for tomorrow morning. See in most of New England and a good portion of neighboring to it Canada the third Saturday in April, the day before Earth Day is the start of FISHING SEASON!

 

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Ooo! Look! Dragon Tracks! Shhh! Be werry werry quiet!

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Leprechaun Laughs #137 for 04/18/2012

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Isn’t It Ironic?

The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to “please do not feed the animals” because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.

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 Celtic Consumer Warnings

Well THAT ought to catch a few eye eh? 

DID YOU KNOW HALLMARK CARDS WERE MADE IN CHINA !

I buy my cards at Dollar Tree – 50 cents each and made in USA.

I have been looking at the blenders available on the Internet. Kitchen Aid is MADE IN the US. Top of my list already…
Yesterday I was in Wal Mart looking for a wastebasket.  I found some made in China for $6.99. I didn’t want to pay that much so I asked the lady if they had any others. She took me to another department and they had some at 2.50 made in USA . They are just as good.

Same for a kitchen rug I needed. I had to look, but I found some made in the USA – what a concept! – and they were 3.00 cheaper.

We are being brainwashed to believe that everything that comes from China and Mexico is cheaper.

Not so!
I was in Lowe’s the other day and just out of curiosity, I looked at the hose attachments. They were all made in China . The next day I was in Ace Hardware and just for the heck of it I checked the hose attachments there. They were made in USA .

Start looking, people . . …In our current economic situation, every little thing we buy or do affects someone else – most often, their job!

Hershey’s candy is now marked “made in Mexico .” I don’t buy it anymore.

My favorite toothpaste Colgate is made in Mexico … now I have switched to Crest. You have to read the labels on everything.

This past weekend I was at Kroger . . . I needed 60W light bulbs and Bounce dryer sheets.
I was in the light bulb aisle, and right next to the GE brand I normally buy — was an off-brand labeled, “Everyday Value.” I picked up both types of bulbs and compared them: they were the same except for the price . . .the GE bulbs cost more than the Everyday Value brand, but the thing that surprised me the most was that the GE was made in MEXICO and the Everyday Value brand was made in – you guessed it – in the USA at a company in Cleveland, Ohio .

It’s Way past time to start finding and buying products you use every day that are made right here.

So, on to the next aisle: Bounce Dryer Sheets… yep, you guessed it, Bounce cost more money and is made in Canada . The Everyday Value brand cost less, and was MADE IN THE USA! I did laundry yesterday and the dryer sheets performed just like the Bounce Free I have been using for years, at almost half the price .

My challenge to you is to start reading the labels when you shop for everyday things and see what you can find that is made in the USA – the job you save may be your own or your neighbors!


If you accept the challenge, pass this on to others in your address book so we can all start buying American, one light bulb at a time!

Stop buying from overseas companies – you’re just helping to send the jobs there!

(We should have awakened a decade ago…. I hate to say it but the unions DID try and warn us about just this sort of thing and got nothing but grief for it)


Let’s get with the program and help our fellow Americans keep their jobs and create more jobs here in the USA.
I passed this on … will you?

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Been a while since Impish felt the thump…thumpty-thump of that mysterious maniacal bus driver running him down and he’s gotten a wee bit flippant with me o’ late. That’s just about the time it to appears happen too. Before he left on his 2nd trip in a month leaving me minding the Fort again I warned him that the advance team had sighting of a couple suspicious vehicles but he wouldn’t take me seriously

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Indiana, Impish decided to have his next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.

As he lay naked on his side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began the procedure.
“Don’t worry, at this stage of the procedure it’s quite normal to get an erection,” the nurse told him.

“I haven’t got an erection,” Impish replied.

“No, but I sure have,” replied the nurse.

That’s why I tried telling Impish, “Don’t get a colonoscopy in San Francisco!”

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Impish recently picked a new primary care veterinarian. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said Impish was doing ‘fairly well’ for someone his age. (He just turned 53.)

A little concerned about that comment, Impish couldn’t resist asking him, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’

He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?’ ‘Oh no,’ impish replied. ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’ Then he asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? ‘I said, ‘Not much… my former vet said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’ ‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’ ‘No, I don’t,’ Impish said. He asked, ‘Do you gamble, or have a lot of sex?’ ‘No,’ Impish said. He looked at Impish and said… ‘Then, why do you even give a damn?

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Damn! Those tire tracks up his back look bad! Did you see that guy back up over poor Impish and then hit him a second time as he tried to get up? I’m not even sure AFLAC is going to help much with those tire marks!  Wonder if they’ll ever catch that mad man driving that bus?

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NIN, Rage, and Sesame Street Dispute Gitmo Use of Their Songs for Torture

Modern rock radio serves a very specific function at Guantanamo Bay Naval Camp and prison camp: Musical Torture. Actually, Nine Inch Nails, Pantera, Rage Against the Machine, and Drowing Pool are not the only styles used to wear down inmates at Gitmo; Sesame Street songs and Eminem are “worked on people…day and night… Plenty lost their minds,” said former inmate, Binyam Mohammed.

AP reports former prisoners are no longer the only people protesting the use of loud music for intimidation and possibly torture at the camp; the bands are hearing accounts of their music being used to inflict pain and are speaking out.

Songwriter for Sesame Street, Christopher Cerf, was “horrified” at the news his songs were being used in this manner. He told AP, “I wouldn’t want my music to be a party to that.”

Bob Singleton wrote Barney’s popular children’s song “I Love You” and commented on the reported use of musical repetition for torture: “It’s absolutely ludicrous,” he wrote to the LA Times. “A song that was designed to make little children feel safe and loved was somehow going to threaten the mental state of adults and drive them to the emotional breaking point?” [Obvious he’s never heard it play 47 consecutive times by a group of sugar hyped 5 year old bent on singing along to it!]

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6 Songs Used to Torture & Intimidate

Personally if you ask me, if that want auditory torture that will break down any terrorist they should just pipe in a looped tape of Impish in his private Executive Lil Dragons room. His shower revue of Gilbert & Sullivan tunes would be more effective than 24 hours of nails on black boards. As if that wasn’t bad enough, when he moves on to his other ablutions he covers Weird Al songs! However apparently the military is too afraid of what charges would be levied against them and those tapes are only used by the CIA abroad in those black prisons that do not exist officially…just like singing Dragons.

by Danny Gallagher – June 25, 2009 – 12:48 PM

Playing an annoying song over and over to get someone to spill their guts might sound like a gag from a Mel Brooks movie, but it’s actually become a standard practice. An article by an NYU musicologist in the Journal of the Society for American Music details how music was regularly used in interrogations on bases in Iraq and Afghanistan as a method of inducing disorientation to get suspects to talk without inflicting physical force. Here are some of the songs used by military and law enforcement entities to get their suspects to sing.

1. Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA”

springsteenIt should stand as no surprise that a large majority of the songs used in Guantanamo Bay consisted of seemingly patriotic ditties like Springsteen’s most famous American anthem. One Spanish citizen accused of being linked to the terrorist network Al-Qaida claimed his interrogators played this song the majority of the time during his entire two year stay in the Cuban prison. However, Clive Stafford Smith, the legal director of the UK human rights charity Reprieve, noted that it may not have been the most patriotic choice since “the message of the song is harshly critical of American policy, condemning the war in Vietnam and describing a veteran’s efforts to find work.”

2. Christina Aguilera’s “Dirrty”

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Mohammed al Qahtani, the man many believe was the “20th hijacker” of the Sept. 11 attacks, got one of two wake-up calls during his stay in Guantanamo Bay: dripping water on his head or an earful of Aguilera’s sexually charged lyrics. This was combined with other interrogation techniques, such as prolonged strip searches and invasion of space by a female. He would admit he met with bin Laden, but later deny this admission. Days later, many of these interrogation methods were halted after military lawyers raised questions about their efficacy.

3. Nancy Sinatra’s “These Boots Were Made for Walking”

bootsOne of history’s most tragic standoffs also featured one of history’s most famous musical standoffs. Cult leader David Koresh’s battle with the FBI in 1993 featured a back and forth barrage of ballad bombardments. Koresh wore down his followers by blasting his own failed pop songs at eardrum-busting levels. When the FBI moved in and cut the power to the compound, they fired back with Nancy Sinatra’s depressing girl power pop ballad along with a monotonous mix of Tibetan chants, cavalry bugle beats and 1950s-style Christmas carols for nearly seven weeks straight. FBI officials said they rejected the idea of using Billy Ray Cyrus’ “Achy Breaky Heart” because of fears that some of the cult members might actually like it.

4. AC/DC’s “Shoot to Thrill” and “Hells Bells”

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Heavy metal songs have long been a favorite tool of military interrogators. They’re loud, often repetitive and (as any parent with steadily reduced hearing can attest) can even create feelings of physical pain or discomfort to the ears and head. Troops used “long range acoustic devices” to blast the Australian metal group’s ballads throughout the region to increase the vulnerability of Iraqi insurgents. The LRADs, developed by the American Technology Corporation, have also been used to repel pirate attacks in Somalia and throw sound at bystanders at stores and conventions for product displays.

5. Anything by Barry Manilow

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The work of the world’s most famous lounge lizard might be Jack Bauer’s first choice of music in an interrogation room. Actually, the military didn’t use Manilow’s music to get their suspects to sing. The New Zealand town of Christchurch recently blasted the crooner’s tunes throughout their central mall district to drive away the local punks who had been littering the area with graffiti, drinking in public and doing drugs. It sounds like a perfect plan because after all, he may write the songs that make the whole world sing, but they also make young kids’ heads explode.

6. Barney the Dinosaur’s “I Love You”

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The Guardian newspaper in London called this sugary lump of fear inducing madness the most “overused” song in the U.S. interrogator’s arsenal. Interrogators at Guantanamo Bay, however, used the sappy kids’ show theme song as “futility music” to convince detainees of the futility of maintaining their silence. One United Kingdom human rights group protested President George W. Bush’s visit to England by blasting the song in his general direction. Now that’s a second strike.

I’m pretty sure those whiney pansies at NATO will find those last too are grounds for Human Rights violation charges when they find out about it. We can of course counter with charges of our own that the30 year old Muzak they play in their interminably slow elevators is forced torture under unlawful restraint.

 

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Chicken Divan

Once the signature dish of a New York restaurant, the Divan Parisienne, Chicken Divan became a party favorite. Here, its richer elements are streamlined, without sacrificing taste.

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Ingredients

    1 1/2 pound(s) boneless, skinless chicken breast
    1 tablespoon(s) extra-virgin olive oil
    2 cup(s) diced leek (about 1 large)
    1/2 teaspoon(s) salt
    5 tablespoon(s) all-purpose flour
    1 cup(s) reduced-sodium chicken broth
    1 cup(s) 1% milk
    2 tablespoon(s) dry sherry
    1/2 teaspoon(s) dried thyme
    1/2 teaspoon(s) freshly ground pepper
    2 cup(s) frozen chopped broccoli (or 1 pound fresh broccoli crowns)
    1 cup(s) grated Parmesan cheese
    1/4 cup(s) reduced-fat mayonnaise
    2 teaspoon(s) Dijon mustard

Directions

    Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Coat a 7-by-11-inch (2 quart) glass baking dish with cooking spray.
   Place chicken in a medium skillet or saucepan and add lightly salted water to cover. Bring to a simmer over high heat. Cover, reduce heat to low and simmer gently until the chicken is cooked through and no longer pink in the center, 10 to 12 minutes. Drain and slice into bite-size pieces.
    Heat oil in a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add leek and salt and cook, stirring often, until softened but not browned, 3 to 4 minutes. Add flour; stir to coat. Add broth, milk, sherry, thyme and pepper and bring to a simmer, stirring constantly. Add broccoli; return to a simmer. Remove from heat and stir in 1/2 cup Parmesan, mayonnaise and mustard.
    Spread half the broccoli mixture in the prepared baking dish. Top with the chicken, then the remaining broccoli mixture. Sprinkle evenly with the remaining 1/2 cup Parmesan. Bake until bubbling, 20 to 25 minutes. Let cool for 10 minutes before serving

Nutritional Information

(per serving)
Calories    312
Total Fat    11g
Saturated Fat    4g
Cholesterol    76mg
Sodium    652mg
Total Carbohydrate    19g
Dietary Fiber    —
Sugars    —
Protein    35g
Calcium    0

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Quick Chicken Cordon Bleu

To make traditional cordon bleu, you layer prosciutto (or other ham) and cheese in between thin slices of chicken or veal, then bread and sauté the whole stack. This quick, easy version keeps the flavors the same, but skips the fussy layering and breading steps. Serve with delicata squash and broccoli.

image Yields: 4 servings  Total Time: 35 min  Prep Time: 35 min

Ingredients

    4  (1 1/4-1 1/2 pounds) boneless, skinless chicken breasts, trimmed and tenders removed (see Tips & Techniques)
    1/2 teaspoon(s) freshly ground pepper, divided
    1/4 teaspoon(s) salt
    1/3 cup(s) shredded Gruyère or Swiss cheese
    2 tablespoon(s) reduced-fat cream cheese
    1/4 cup(s) coarse dry whole-wheat breadcrumbs (see Tips & Techniques)
    1 tablespoon(s) chopped fresh parsley or thyme
    4 teaspoon(s) extra-virgin olive oil, divided
    1/4 cup(s) (about 1 ounce) chopped ham

Directions

    Preheat oven to 400°F.
    Sprinkle chicken with 1/4 teaspoon pepper and salt. Combine cheese and cream cheese in a bowl. Combine the remaining 1/4 teaspoon pepper with breadcrumbs, parsley (or thyme), and 2 teaspoons oil in another bowl.
    Heat the remaining 2 teaspoons oil in a large, ovenproof nonstick skillet over medium heat. Cook the chicken until browned on both sides, about 2 minutes per side. Move the chicken to the center so all pieces are touching. Spread with the cheese mixture, sprinkle with ham, then top with the breadcrumb mixture.
    Bake until the chicken is no longer pink in the center and an instant-read thermometer registers 165°F, 5 to 7 minutes.

    Carb Servings: 4 1/2 lean meat, 1 fat. Carbohydrate Servings: 0

Tips & Techniques

It can be difficult to find small chicken breasts. Remove the strip of meat from the underside of a 5- to 6-ounce breast — the “tender,” about 1 ounce of meat — to yield a perfect individual portion. Freeze the tenders and use them in a stir-fry.

Nutritional Information

(per serving)
Calories    275
Total Fat    13g
Saturated Fat    4g
Cholesterol    97mg
Sodium    327mg
Total Carbohydrate    4g
Dietary Fiber    1g
Sugars    —
Protein    34g
Calcium    —

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Steak Burritos for Two

Here’s a burrito inspired by San Francisco’s super burritos that come packed with meat, beans, rice, guacamole, and salsa. We’ve kept this home-style version for two a bit simpler to make and a whole lot healthier with brown rice, whole-wheat tortillas, and a more reasonable serving size. We recommend wrapping it in foil — the traditional way to serve it — so you can pick the burrito up and eat it without it falling apart, peeling back the foil as you go. Serve with a cold beer and vinegar-dressed slaw.

image Serves: 4   Yields: 4 servings   Total Time: 30 min  Prep Time: 30 min

Ingredients

    1/4 cup(s) prepared fresh salsa
    1/4 cup(s) water
    2 tablespoon(s) instant brown rice (Uncle Ben’s is about the best I’ve found so far)
    3/4 cup(s) canned black beans, preferably low-sodium, rinsed (I don’t like black beans so I use Pintos)
    6 ounce(s) strip steak, trimmed and thinly sliced crosswise
    1/8 teaspoon(s) freshly ground pepper
    1 1/2 teaspoon(s) canola oil
    2  8-inch tortillas, preferably whole-wheat
    1/4 cup(s) shredded sharp Cheddar cheese
    2 tablespoon(s) prepared guacamole
    1 tablespoon(s) coarsely chopped fresh cilantro

Directions

    Combine salsa and water in a small saucepan; bring to a boil. Stir in rice, reduce heat to a simmer, cover, and cook for 5 minutes. Stir in beans, return to a simmer, and cook, uncovered, stirring occasionally, until the rice is tender and most of the liquid is absorbed, about 5 minutes more.
    Meanwhile, sprinkle steak with pepper. Heat oil in a medium skillet over medium-high heat. Add steak and cook, stirring occasionally, until browned and cooked through, 3 to 5 minutes.
    To assemble, divide the steak among the tortillas and top with equal amounts of cheese, guacamole, cilantro, and the rice mixture. Roll each tortilla up into a burrito.

    Exchanges: 3 1/2 starch, 4 lean meat, 1 fat Carbohydrate Servings: 3 Nutrition Bonus: Zinc (29% daily value), Folate (27% dv), Calcium & Iron (23% dv), Magnesium (19% dv).

Nutritional Information

(per serving)
Calories    471
Total Fat    16g
Saturated Fat    6g
Cholesterol    63mg
Sodium    600mg
Total Carbohydrate    49g
Dietary Fiber    7g
Sugars    —
Protein    31g
Calcium    —

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Smothered Burritos

This is a simple recipe turns frozen bean-and-cheese burritos into a show stopping meal by topping them with a meaty enchilada sauce and plenty of cheese.! It’s semi-homemade so it’s fast, its fairly cheap and it feeds a family of five.

image Serves: 5 as dinner 10 as game munchies   Yields: 10

Ingredients

    1 pound(s) Hamburger
    1/4 cup(s) onion and green pepper
    1 bag(s) of 10 frozen bean & cheese burrito’s
    1 can(s) 10 oz mild red enchilada sauce ( I use a 16oz Jar of picante or chunky slasa and spin it in blender)
    2 cup(s) shredded cheddar cheese
    sour cream
    salsa
    lettuce
    tomato
    1 package(s) taco seasoning

Directions

    Pre-heat oven to 350. Brown hamburger with onions and green pepper. Add taco seasoning packet and follow instructions on packet, let simmer on low heat. Add enchilada sauce and simmer on low. Meanwhile, place frozen burrito’s in glass baking dish. Pour enchilada sauce over burrito’s and sprinkle with cheddar cheese. Cover and bake for 45 minutes. Serve with lettuce, tomato, sour cream and salsa. Enjoy!

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NO WONDER Babies cry all the time that thought depresses me to tears too!

Reilly is walking through a graveyard when he comes across a headstone with the inscription “Here lies a politician and an honest man.”
‘Faith now,’ exclaims Reilly, ‘I wonder how they got the two of them in one grave.

Bloody Occupiers! Have they no decency,  shame or even respect for the dead??

 Weird Weather

 

Major Hail Storm in TX Panhandle – RAW FOOTAGE

Talk about hail! Mounds of hail, piling 2-4 feet were seen near the Potter/Moore County line in the Texas Panhandle
Video courtesy Storm Search 7 Storm Chaser Doug Black
Read more:
http://www.connectamarillo.com/news/story.aspx?id=740934

 

That moving brown/tan stuff is not water, sand or mud you’re seeing, it’s HAIL!

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Speakin’ o Our Dragon in Absentia…..

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Monday 4.16.2012 His nibs lazy back side has been heard from. Seems he had to be at the airport at the crack of dawn (literally) to appease the morons… I MEAN MINIONS o’ DHS known as the TSA Sceeeners. I had sent them a notice that Impish had not had a colonoscopy done in his home state recently but alas he reported no problems with security and no soul searing sound of the snap of rubber gloves being donned. He DOES claim the is now legally entitled to wear one of those t-shirts proudly proclaiming:

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He sent me a photo of his plane as he was impatiently waiting of board it, seems that ran the clock down to the 10 minute mark before that happened (but he managed to make his D.C. connection on time anyway)

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well sight of the picture caused me to respond to him:

Up into the air Impish Dragon,
Up into the air way up high
Flying Sardined into Economy Commercial on the lowest bidder
See what happens when you don’t save your box tops?

BTW is that a puddle of hydraulic fluid having leaked out of the left engine I see?

His response once he boarded contained things that were untrue, unkind and in one instance involved an act that is illegal to attempt in Texas with a fried pastry!

Little did I know at the time just how spot on my “sardined in” comment was! (See below)

On Board with His Nibs NO WONDER he was rude and cranky about it! Sardines indeed!

ANYWAY… he made his connecting flight in Washington without issue, abet having to waddle at a swift enough pace for his gate to concern me he might set off some seismic vibration detectors there at the airport. Initially I was impressed by this dual feat. I subsequently remembered I had arranged help for his making it between terminals:

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These little trams that look like some battle wagon from a Mad Max Movie took us from one terminal to another at Dulles in Washington- Impish (Gee, come to think of it, that looks like it would hurt if it accidentally ran a dragon over! Humm..)

For those of you that cannot read what’s on the side of the tram it says:
“Leprechaun Limousine Ltd Dragons & Wide Loads Transporter”
They were supposed to mask that over so Impish never saw it but it worked out ok anyway

Fortunately again Impish lucked out and subsequently arrived in Harrisburg Pa ahead of schedule ( I suspect his time in the loo in flight gave them a bit of a tail wind) and they had to wait for their gate to be cleared of its last flight before disembarking.

Last I heard from him (now on his phone which interestingly enough seemed to be fading in and out and unusually staticy) he was driving through Gettysburg over misty roads in a drizzling rain under heavy overcast. He was rather glum about this since it makes seeing any of the historic sites from a car just a bit hard. So, ever knowledgeable and helpful leprechaun & friend that I am, I suggested he might want to be sure to drive about the Wheatfield and Peach Orchard to the northwest of the battle site. There is a rather large easy to see monument over there commemorating the men of the Irish Brigade who fought and died there.

What I DIDN’T tell Impish was as soon as I had hung up with him I placed a call to and old family friend I’ll call Siobhan (primarily because that’s what she allows me to call her) who is sort of a Bandraoi o Duine nan Sean Ciall – the closest to a literal translation would be “Priestess of the People of the Old Way” . Think of her as the Irish/Druidic equivalent of Glenda the Good but with a far different mojo bag. I respectfully requested that she contact the spirits and see if any of the Brigade spirits there in the area would deign to give greeting to Impish, a fellow Comrade in Arms and spouse of a true Daughter of Erin in some form that would make his trip memorable for him.

Being from “the Light side of the Force” she could only make contact and the request if the spirits were willing as forcing and compelling ones will on another is considered “of the Dark side”. Now all we can do is sit back, wait and hope she has luck and someone’s 149 year old ghost is in a favorable or mischievous mood.

I’ll update this tomorrow evening before uploading for Wednesday morning if I hear any significant news (or get any panic phone calls from an excited Dragon gibbering about ghosts)

Tuesday 04.17.2012  Impish sent me some photos apparently taken outside the facility where his conference is taking place last night. However due to my being one of the lucky 2% that had gMail issues for 1/2 the day those will have to wait for Saturday as he didn’t bother with any captions explaining what the photos are of for which he has been duly chastised. A field reporter he isn’t.

He did mention he had a bit of an unsettling experience Monday night. Having some time he decided to avail himself of the heated indoor pool at his hotel. Apparently however the lifeguard on duty caused him some concern so he curtailed his swim earlier than planned. Shown here is the picture Impish sent me of the lifeguard:

image  Impish said he began growing concerned when the lifeguard said his name was Queequag and that his lifeguard’s pole needed sharpening as “the Blue Sea Monster’s hide” appeared quite thick. Personally I think Impish just got a hold of some badly out of date complimentary snacks in flight and was “reality challenged” at the time, but still… he was right, better safe than sorry, he’d already been run over once that day.

 

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From “Thomas Cook Holidays” – listing some of the guest’s complaints during the season.

[ Remember these are Brits on holiday. Thankfully we are apparently not the only Nationality of Rude Ignorant Tourists!]

1. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger
nuts.”

2. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time – this should be
banned

3. “On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at
all.”

4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels.”

5. A tourist at a top African game lodge over looking a water hole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel “inadequate”.

6. A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

7. “The beach was too sandy.”

8. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.”

9. A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the
time.

10. “Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.”

11. “We bought’ Ray-Ban’ sunglasses for five Euros from a street trader, only to find out they were fake.”

12. “No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.”

13. “There was no egg slicer in the apartment…”

14. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish…”

15. “The roads were uneven.

16. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home.”

17. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends’ three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.”

18. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the accommodation. We are trainee hairdressers – will we be OK staying there?”

19. “There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners now live abroad.”

20. “We had to queue outside with no air conditioning.”

21. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”

22. “I was bitten by a mosquito – no-one said they could bite.”

23. “My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”

24. “I went to the USA recently and was disappointed to find that the country is full of foreigners.” (Boy! Ain’t that the truth!)

They walk among us . . . and they breed!

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Things that end in “TOR”

A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” that ate things.
The first little boy said, “Alligator.”
“Very good James, that’s a big word.”
The second boy said, “Predator.”
“Yes, that’s another big word Alan. Very well done.”
Little Johnny says, “Vibrator.”
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, “That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn’t eat anything.”
“Well my mother has one and she says it eats batteries like there’s no tomorrow!”

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They built the ship Titanic to sail the ocean blue.
They thought they had a ship the water would never go through.
It was on the maiden trip when an iceberg hit that ship.
It was sad when the great ship went down.

(CHORUS):

It was sad. -so sad.
It was sad. -too bad.
It was sad when the great ship went down -to the bottom of the–
Husbands and wives; little children lost their lives.
It was sad when the great ship went down. -where’s Dad?

They sailed out from England and were not to far from shore
When the rich refused to mingle with the poor.
So they put them down below where they’d be first to go.
It was sad when the great ship went down.

(CHORUS)

That ship was full of trouble and the sides about to burst,
When somebody shouted: “Women and children first!”
It was a night none would forget, even millionaires got wet!
It was sad when the great ship went down.

(CHORUS)

They swung the life boats out over the deep and icy sea,
When the band struck up with: “Nearer My God to Thee.”
Men and children cried as water swept over the side.
It was sad when the great ship went down.

(CHORUS)

The moral of the story, as you can plainly see,
Is: have a life preserver when you go out to sea.
Mother Nature’s hand made sure that ship would never land.
It was sad when the great ship went down.

(CHORUS)

Ok enough humor and nostalgia, time to give the subject the solemnity and importance that its due. I know if 89 years from now someone makes jokes about September 11th I’ll be rising out o’ me grave for what will likely be seen as the Zombie Apocalypse 10 and wrecking bloody hell.

ABOARD MS BALMORAL — Cruise ship passengers and crew said prayers Sunday at the spot in the North Atlantic where the Titanic sank 100 years ago with the loss of more than 1,500 lives. Passengers lined the decks of MS Balmoral, which has been retracing the route of the doomed voyage. After a moment of silence, three floral wreaths were cast onto the waves as the ship’s whistle sounded in the dark.

April 15, 2012, marks the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the RMS Titanic. Here are 10 things you may not know about the luxury ship, which sank on its maiden voyage from Southampton England to the United States.

* On the evening of April 14, the first-class passengers on the Titanic enjoyed a ten-course meal that included oysters, poached salmon, sirloin of beef, lamb with mint sauce, chocolate éclairs and waldorf pudding. According to Armchair World, a different wine was served with each course, and coffee and cigars accompanied by port and distilled spirits were available with the last course.

[Photos: Exclusive new images of the Titanic]

* The Titanic had its own newspaper. According to the Natural Science Center of Greensboro, The Atlantic Daily Bulletin was printed daily and included news articles, the latest stock prices, horse-racing results, society gossip and a daily menu.

* The massive ship had some unheard of amenities. A Discovery Channel article details perks such as an onboard Turkish bath, libraries, a squash court and a heated swimming pool. The luxury liner even had an infirmary with an operating room.

* While the Titanic boasted some of the wealthiest people in the world on board, two famous men of that era didn’t make the trip. According to Discovery.com, financier J. P. Morgan and famed chocolatier Milton S. Hershey had planned to sail aboard the ship’s maiden voyage but canceled at the last minute.

[Photos: Museum sheds new light on ‘Unsinkable Molly Brown’]

* Less than a month after the tragedy, silent film actress and Titanic survivor Dorothy Gibson starred in the film “Saved From the Titanic.” According to Stageclick, the actress reenacted her personal story of the tragedy, complete with the actual white silk evening dress she wore on that fateful night. The film was a hit in America and England, but the only known prints were destroyed two years later in a fire.

* Many artifacts from the Titanic were salvaged. The Titanic Museum in Massachusetts houses The Titanic Historical Society’s collection, which includes a lifejacket, lifeboat flag, luncheon and dinner menus, a square of first-class stateroom carpet, letters and postcards written on board, first class china and a bridge bell.

* According to UK’s Mirror, a violin alleged to have belonged to Titanic bandleader Wallace Harley was recently discovered. While tests are being done to prove its authenticity, if sold it would break the record for a Titanic artifact, post office keys that were sold in England for £101,000 in 2007.

* The former home of one of the most famous Titanic survivors is now a museum in Denver. The 1910 home of socialite Margaret Brown – known after the tragedy as “The Unsinkable Molly Brown,” is open for tours and workshops.

[Photos: Titanic orphans, a tale of survival]

* The last remaining survivor of the Titanic died in 2009. Millvana Dean was only nine weeks old and the youngest passenger on the ship when she was put on a lifeboat and saved. According to The Guardian, her death at age 97 came just a month after “Titanic” stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet helped pay her nursing home expenses.

* Many sources have pegged the band’s final song as “Nearer My God To Me.” But in a 1912 interview with The New York Times, surviving crew member Harold Bride said the band played the hymn “Autumn” as the ship went down.

Burial of the Dead at Sea.

UNTO Almighty God we commend the souls of our brothers & sisters departed, and we commit their bodies unto the deep; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection unto eternal life, through our Lord; at whose coming in glorious majesty to judge the world, the sea shall give up her dead; in the life of the world to come.

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Two Leprechauns have just won £500,000  in the Irish lottery and they are now having a pint in O’Malley’s bar.

Timothy turns to say to Seamus and says, ‘What about all them begging letters?’

Seamus replies, ‘Oh, we’ll just carry on sending them.’

Lep Movie Sage words

Read quietly then send it on its journey

To realize
The value of a sister/brother
Ask someone who doesn’t have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly divorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who has failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize
The value of one second:
Ask a person who has survived an accident.

Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.

To realize

the value of a friend or family member:

LOSE ONE.

The origin of this letter is unknown, but it brings wisdom and perspective to everyone who passes it on.

Remember….

Hold on tight to the ones you love!

Do not keep these thoughts to yourself.
Rather, share them friends & family to whom you wish good fortune! I just did…

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Maggie O’Malley was off to Dublin to do her shopping.  ‘Be careful,’ said Mary McGee. Those Dublin stores charge far more than you’d pay here in Sligo. They always double the price. So when you get there only offer them half.’

‘I will,’ said Maggie, and indeed she did.
‘The green dress in the window,’ she said. ‘It’s priced at £40. That’s much too dear!’
‘Madam,’ said the salesman, ‘believe me it is a very reasonable price.’

‘Don’t give me that,’ said Maggie. ‘I know your kind, you’re all robbers of the worst kind – I’ll give you £20 for the dress.’
‘Look, Madam,’ said the salesman. ‘I don’t want a scene. If you calm down, I’ll let you have the dress for £20.’

‘In that case,’ bellowed Maggie to a gathering crowd, ‘I’ll give you £10 for it.’
‘Madam, please,’ begged the salesman, ‘I don’t want to sully our reputation. If it’ll make you go away you can have it for £10.’

‘In that case I’ll give you £5,’ said Maggie.
‘Madam, you’re driving me nuts. To get rid of you, please take the dress for nothing.’

‘In that case,’ said Maggie, ‘I want two!’

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This would practically be hysterically funny if it were not such a serious subject and certain parties not so blatantly lying to further their own re-election chance or lying at the behest of those parties. in an attempt to delude the public.

Justice Dept says evidence of bias in Voter ID law

CHRIS TOMLINSON, Associated Press Updated 02:58 p.m., Wednesday, April 11, 2012
http://www.chron.com/news/article/Justice-Dept-says-evidence-of-bias-in-Voter-ID-law-3475062.php

AUSTIN – The U.S. Justice Department says there is substantial evidence that Texas’ Voter ID law will discriminate against minorities.

In court papers filed Wednesday, the department was explaining why Texas lawmakers should turn over their papers and communication regarding the law. Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott has argued that lawmakers should not have to reveal their internal deliberations.

But the Justice Department says no such privilege exists and that the evidence presented so far shows that 600,000 people will be unable to vote if the law is enforced. The department added that minorities would be impacted the  most.

Currently Texas law requires that a voter present a registration card or a photo identification card to vote. The law would require everyone to present an official photo ID card.

Ok I have several of my past voter ID cards. The thing they resemble most in my mind is a W-2 or one of those Change of Address cards. They come in the mail to your last known address roughly 6 weeks before elections. The first year after we moved here we received not less that 4 voter registrations cards for people who no longer lived here. It would have been a simple matter to pay a couple homeless guys or illegals to take the cards and vote as I directed with them.

Why it it evidence of bias in the Voter Law? Well specifically here in Texas because it dovetails with something else Obama has attempted to stop from happening:

!cid_82B03C7280AC4758B2F5AEE99DF3E719@D8M6P981The salient point to the whole issue is right down here in the right hand corner in case anyone missed it. 

Eric Holder Victim of Voter Fraud? Gee…Only If One of Those “Racist” Voter ID Laws Had Been Instituted Then It Would Have Prevented Voter Fraud Against A Black Man!  US Attorney General Eric Holder’s Ballot to Vote Offered to Total Stranger

O’Keefe Requests Holder’s Ballot

A volunteer for conservative activist James O’Keefe requested the ballot of Attorney General Eric Holder for the April 3 primary in D.C., filming the stunt on hidden camera to release on Breitbart.Com. In the video published by O’Keefe, the volunteer suggests to a poll worker that he provide an ID for himself. Following D.C. law, the worker tells him, “You don’t need it. It’s all right. As long as you’re in here, you’re on our list, and that’s who you say you are, you’re OK.”

 
Comments which others made that I am forced to agree with whole heartedly and show because not having e-mail from Google for 1/2 a day put me way behind the ball plus it demonstrates to our Resident Liberal Loons that I’m not alone in thinking this way
Rusty.Shackleford 3:07 PM on April 11, 2012

If you want to buy a beer you have to show a photo ID. Is that racist too???

morphy699 2:59 PM on April 11, 2012

I find that Holder and BO’s justice Dept have a substantial BIAS against Texas and all other Red States.

BigSarge 3:03 PM on April 11, 2012

The US Justice Department under Obama is a complete JOKE. And Eric Holder is, by far, the WORST, most CORRUPT Attorney General in the history of the United States

TFDNihilist at 2012-04-09 11:46 AM

Why We Need Voter-ID Laws Now

Holder’s opposition to ID laws comes in spite of the Supreme Court’s 6-3 decision in 2008, authored by liberal Justice John Paul Stevens, that upheld the constitutionality of Indiana’s tough ID requirement. When groups sue to block photo-ID laws in court, they can’t seem to produce real-world examples of people who have actually been denied the right to vote. According to opinion polls, over 75 percent of Americans – including majorities of Hispanics and African-Americans – routinely support such laws.

One reason is that people know you can’t function in the modern world without showing ID – you can’t cash a check, travel by plane or even train, or rent a video without being asked for one. In fact, PJ Media recently proved that you can’t even enter the Justice Department in Washington without showing a photo ID. Average voters understand that it’s only common sense to require ID because of how easy it is for people to pretend they are someone else

www.nationalreview.com

I have to present photo ID to buy beer, use a check, enter a DoJ building, on large ticket purchases if using a credit card, ANY time I am cashing a check and not depositing it or paying for a purchase with a check, if picking up a relatives child from daycare, to obtain a library card or a hunting/fishing license and in certain cases when registering for a hotel room but NOT to elect the leader of the last Super Power in the free world?

http://www.drudge.com/news/155494/okeefe-requests-holders-ballot

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20120410/us-district-primary-voter-fraud/

Surprised? I didn’t think so. But asking for photo ID is “racist.”

Illegal Alien Mass Voter Fraud Discovered in Florida

HUNDREDS of cases in Florida of undocumented democrats voting illegally….THIS IS JUST THE VERY TIP OF THE ICEBERG FOLKS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaUsT9MLMlA&feature=player_embedded

Read “Menderman’s” comment:
Are voter ID laws racist?

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=126042

I could go on and on almost literally for the rest of the day showing why this stance is total bullshit possibly ad infi nitum. THE ACORN debacle of the 2008 election could be cited as well as a host of other things. Point is Obama and the Democrats do not want this because it would most effect the illegals and the Occupiers they very people he’s trying to use to win a second election with the promise of free handout regardless of citizenship.

On a final note let me say this about the stance that requiring unassailable proof of your identity and therefore of your entitlement to your right to vote as guaranteed in the Constitution interferes with your Constitutional right:

Don't Piss on our Heads It is in point of fact, a logical (given the modern penchant and apparent ease of identity theft) and practical way to

PROTECT & DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATE FROM ALL ENEMIES BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC!

and we all know who Constitution Threatening Domestic Enemies number one & two are right? Just so we have no mistakes about it, let me Id them for you:

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YES Dan and the rest of your Liberal Lunatic Lemming posse, TRAITORS! These two men took oaths to uphold their respective offices and to protect and defend the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America. By these actions in attempting to thwart logical and practical protection of those rights and see to it that ONLY citizens can access this right they are betraying their oaths, their offices and their country.

I’M THE LETHAL LEPRECHAUN AND YOU DAMNED WELL BETTER BELIEVE I APPROVED THIS MESSAGE! A BETTER QUESTION IS WHY HAVEN’T THE REST OF YOU?

Ok I’m off to play catch up on work & e-mail until Saturday when I’ll be back pull his Nibs dead weight while he rests up from his week long play date with the rest of his WMD pals.

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Dragon Laffs #1270

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Adult-Content-1_thumb1_thumb_thumb_tGood Morning Campers!

Lots and lots of stuff to get into today, very little time to open it up, so let’s get right to the notices and highlights.

I’m working this weekend and I’m out of town again next week.  Unlike the last time, when I went to a class and had some spare time to get Dragon Laffs out, this time I’m going to The Emergency Management Institute in Emmitsburg, Maryland for a conference and not only will  I not be able to give you updates, I’m not even taking my laptop because of the outrageous money they want at the hotel for internet connectivity.  So, odds are the updates you get will be through our wonderful Leprechaun and it’s pretty doubtful that I will have an issue out next Saturday.

I know, I know.  But, I don’t want any of you doing any excessive drinking or crying because of it.  (And for you Leprechauns out there…oh?  There’s only the one?  Okay then) I also don’t want any excessive partying or celebrating! 

I’ll try and forward you guys some pictures and stuff this week while I’m gone.  I’m hoping against hope that I can scrape a little bit of time to go see Gettysburg, PA since I’ve never been there and it’s all of like 10 miles down the road.

Okay, enough about that, let’s get this laughter going!

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British Prime Minister David Cameron called out the army to
break the strike by oil tanker drivers. It has pushed gas
prices to ten dollars a gallon in Britain. Last night Queen
Elizabeth made her husband take the horse-drawn carriage
to the 7-Eleven to get the gin.
Bill Clinton said he would be supportive if Hillary ran for President
in 2016. Is anyone surprised? It would entail a lot of time on the
road away from home…
Production will begin this September on a sequel to “Dumb and
Dumber.” The movie is again expected to star Jim Carrey and
Jeff Daniels. Either that or it will be a documentary about
the GOP Presidential Primaries.

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From our friends at makeuseof.com
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Excellent OP-Ed from the  Washington Times………especially the last  line.

 

           BRUTAL WEEK FOR OBAMA…………
ANALYSIS/OPINION:
              The past seven brutal days will go down  as one of the worst weeks in history for a sitting president. It certainly  has been, without any doubt, the worst week yet for President  Obama.
  Somehow, Mr. Obama managed to embarrass  himself abroad, humiliate himself here at home, see his credentials for  being elected so severely undermined that it raises startling questions  about whether he should have been elected in the first place — let alone  be re-elected later this year.Consider:
• Last Friday, Mr. Obama wandered into  the killing of Trayvon Martin. Aided by his ignorance of the situation,  knee-jerk prejudices and tendency toward racial profiling, Mr. Obama  played a heavy hand in elevating a tragic situation in which a teenager  was killed into a full-blown hot race fight.
  Americans, he admonished, need to do  some “soul-searching.” And then, utterly inexplicably, he veered off into  this bizarre tangent about how he and the poor dead kid look so much alike  they could be father and son. It was election-year race-pandering gone  horribly wrong.
  • By the start of this week, Mr. Obama  had fled town and was racing to the other side of the planet just as the  Supreme Court was taking up the potentially-embarrassing matter of  Obamacare. While in South Korea he was caught on a hidden mic negotiating  with the president of our longest-standing rival on how to sell America  and her allies down the river once he gets past the next  election.
  • Meanwhile, back at home, the Supreme  Court took up the single most important achievement of Mr. Obama’s  presidency and, boy, was it embarrassing. The great constitutional law  professor, it turns out, may not quite be the wizard he told us he  was.
  By most accounts, Mr. Obama and his  stuttering lawyers were all but laughed out of the courthouse. They were  even stumbling over softball questions lobbed by Mr. Obama’s own  hand-picked justices.
  • Mr. Obama closed his week pulling off  a nearly unimaginable feat: He managed to totally and completely unify the  nastily-fighting Democrats and Republicans in Congress. Late Wednesday  night, they unanimously voted — 414 to zip — to reject the budget Mr.  Obama had presented, leaving him not even a thin lily’s blade to hide  behind.
  So, in one week, Mr. Obama got caught  whispering promises to our enemy, incited a race war, raised serious  questions about his understanding of the Constitution, and then got  smacked down over his proposed budget that was so wildly reckless that  even Democrats in Congress could not support it.
  It was as if you lumped Hurricane  Katrina and the Abu Ghraib abuses into one week for George W. Bush. And  added on top of that the time he oddly groped German Chancellor Angela  Merkel and got caught cursing on a hot mic.
  Even then, it wouldn’t be as bad as Mr.  Obama’s week. You would probably also have to toss in the time Mr. Bush’s  father threw up into the lap of Japan’s prime minister. Only then might we  be approaching how bad a week it was for Mr. Obama.
  Not that you will see any trace of  embarrassment in the face of Mr. Obama. He has mastered the high political  art of shamelessness, wearing it smugly and cockily. Kind of like a  hoodie.

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I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we’re stoning her in the morning!
 
The ex-wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did …. she’s 21….and her name’s Lucy.
  
Just been to the gym. They’ve got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It’s great though. It provides me with everything I need – KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Chips….”
 
Question – Are there too many immigrants in Texas ? 17% said yes; 11% said No; 72% said, “no comprendo.”
 
The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can’t afford batteries.
 
A man calls 911 and says “I think my wife is dead”. The operator says, “How do you know?” He says “The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!”
 
My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
 
I’ve heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children’s-oriented iPod after realizing that “iTouch Kids” is not a good product name.
 
There’s a new Muslim clothing shop that opened in our shopping center, but they threw me out after I asked if I could look at some of the bomber jackets.
 
The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we’d love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway.

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This is great fun!

A Dramatic Surprise on a Quiet Square

To launch the high quality TV channel TNT in Belgium we placed a big red push button on an average Flemish square of an average Flemish town. A sign with the text “Push to add drama” invited people to use the button. And then we waited… Discover here what happened

 

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We recently received this letter:
Hi guys.  I wonder if either of you can explain to me what REALLY happened with this following article I read.  I just KNOW that one, or the other or both of you were involved.
Signed,
Really Curious
The movie poster for the 1977 Steven Spielberg film, "Close Encounters of the Third Kind."

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s … a whale of a tale!

A state trooper and a motorist reported a large object falling out of the sky in Litchfield, Conn. — a green, glowing, whale-sized object that plunged into Litchfield Lake. State authorities said no go; they failed to locate anything mysterious.

The Republican-American of Waterbury reports that a person driving in Litchfield at about 2 a.m. Tuesday reported that an object the size of a whale fell from the sky and crashed into Bantam Lake. Officials say that at about the same time, a state trooper 10 miles away in Warren called dispatchers to report that something fell out of the sky and landed near Bantam or Morris.

Morris fighters made several passes up and down the lake in a boat looking for a possible plane crash, but didn’t find any debris.

Authorities called off the search, leaving the mystery unsolved.

But science may have the answer: According to the National Weather Service, there was a meteor shower that morning, WTNH.com reported.

Perhaps the whale-sized object was simply a meteor?

Our dear Lethal Leprechaun responds:1c

Geeze! Can’t a leprechaun use one of Lucky’s marshmallow shooting stars for a wee visit home w/o a row & a ruckas over where he chooses ta park the bloody thing?
Well, all of us here at Dragon and Leprechaun Laffs Limited thought that was the end of it, and then, in the mail, we get a message from Lethal’s disgraced cousin Marvin. (Related by Greenness)
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Well Curious, so now we have both of them claiming responsibility for this UFO.  I’m not sure who to believe, but I would pretty much bet that we haven’t heard the last of this…

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Thanks to K² for sharing this touching story with us.  Makes me want to go out and find a biography on John to see what he has to say about his dear wife:

A true inspirational story I had never heard.  This couple is made from the “right stuff.”

For  half a century, the world has applauded John Glenn as a heart-stirring American  hero. He lifted the nation’s spirits when, as one of the original Mercury 7  astronauts, he was blasted alone into orbit around the Earth; the enduring  affection for him is so powerful that even now people find themselves misting up  at the sight of his face or the sound of his voice.

But for all these  years, Glenn has had a hero of his own, someone who he has seen display endless  courage of a different kind:

Annie Glenn.

They have been married  for 68 years.

He is 90; she turned 92 on Friday.

This weekend  there has been news coverage of the 50th anniversary of Glenn’s flight into  orbit. We are being reminded that, half a century down the line, he remains  America’s unforgettable hero.

He has never really bought that.

Because the heroism he most cherishes is of a sort that is seldom  cheered. It belongs to the person he has known longer than he has known anyone  else in the world.

John Glenn and Annie Castor first knew each other  when — literally — they shared a playpen.

In New Concord, Ohio, his  parents and hers were friends. When the families got together, their children  played.

John — the future Marine fighter pilot, the future test-pilot  ace, the future astronaut — was pure gold from the start. He would end up  having what it took to rise to the absolute pinnacle of American regard during  the space race; imagine what it meant to be the young John Glenn in the small  confines of New Concord.

Three-sport varsity athlete, most admired boy  in town, Mr. Everything.

Annie Castor was bright, was caring, was  talented, was generous of spirit. But she could talk only with the most  excruciating of difficulty. It haunted her.

Her stuttering was so severe  that it was categorized as an “85%” disability — 85% of the time, she could not  manage to make words come out.

When she tried to recite a poem in  elementary school, she was laughed at. She was not able to speak on the  telephone. She could not have a regular conversation with a friend.

And  John Glenn loved her.

Even as a boy he was wise enough to understand  that people who could not see past her stutter were missing out on knowing a  rare and wonderful girl.

They married on April 6, 1943. As a military  wife, she found that life as she and John moved around the country could be  quite hurtful. She has written: “I can remember some very painful experiences —  especially the ridicule.”

In department stores, she would wander  unfamiliar aisles trying to find the right section, embarrassed to attempt to  ask the salesclerks for help. In taxis, she would have to write requests to the  driver, because she couldn’t speak the destination out loud. In restaurants, she  would point to the items on the menu.

A fine musician, Annie, in every  community where she and John moved, would play the organ in church as a way to  make new friends. She and John had two children; she has written: “Can you  imagine living in the modern world and being afraid to use the telephone?  ‘Hello’ used to be so hard for me to say. I worried that my children would be  injured and need a doctor. Could I somehow find the words to get the information  across on the phone?”

John, as a Marine aviator, flew 59 combat missions  in World War II and 90 during the Korean War. Every time he was deployed, he and  Annie said goodbye the same way. His last words to her before leaving were:

“I’m just going down to the corner store to get a pack of gum.”

And, with just the two of them there, she was able to always reply:

“Don’t be long.”

On that February day in 1962 when the world  held its breath and the Atlas rocket was about to propel him toward space, those  were their words, once again. And in 1998, when, at 77, he went back to space  aboard the shuttle Discovery, it was an understandably tense time for them. What  if something happened to end their life together?

She knew what he would  say to her before boarding the shuttle. He did — and this time he gave her a  present to hold onto:

A pack of gum.

She carried it in a pocket  next to her heart until he was safely home.

Many times in her life she  attempted various treatments to cure her stutter. None worked.

But in  1973, she found a doctor in Virginia who ran an intensive program she and John  hoped would help her. She traveled there to enroll and to give it her best  effort. The miracle she and John had always waited for at last, as miracles will  do, arrived. At age 53, she was able to talk fluidly, and not in brief,  anxiety-ridden, agonizing bursts.

John has said that on the first day he  heard her speak to him with confidence and clarity, he dropped to his knees to  offer a prayer of gratitude.

He has written: “I saw Annie’s perseverance  and strength through the years and it just made me admire her and love her even  more.” He has heard roaring ovations in countries around the globe for his own  valor, but his awe is reserved for Annie, and what she accomplished: “I don’t  know if I would have had the courage.”

Her voice is so clear and steady  now that she regularly gives public talks. If you are lucky enough to know the  Glenns, the sight and sound of them bantering and joking with each other and  playfully finishing each others’ sentences is something that warms you and makes  you thankful just to be in the same room.

Monday will be the anniversary  of the Mercury space shot, and once again people will remember, and will speak  of the heroism of Glenn the astronaut.

But if you ever find yourself at  an event where the Glenns are appearing, and you want to see someone so brimming  with pride and love that you may feel your own tears start to well up, wait  until the moment that Annie stands to say a few words to the audience.

And as she begins, take a look at her husband’s  eyes.

 

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Enjoy Panoramic Views

…click on any one place and enjoy.. …. what a wonderful way to tour the world from your computer chair or laptop-


 Miami, USA   •   Las Vegas, USA   •   Lake Powell, USA   •   Manhattan, New York, USA   •   Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco, USA         •   Millennium

UN Plaza Hotel, New York, USA   •   Oahu, Hawaii, USA   •   Las Vegas, Nevada, USA   •   Millennium UN Plaza Hotel, New York, USA   •   Golden Gate Bridge, USA         •   Statue of Liberty, New York, USA   •   Manhattan, New York, USA   •   Hollywood, California, USA   •   San Juan and Colorado rivers, USA   •   Goosenecks, Utah, USA   •   Mono Lake, California, USA   •   Millennium UN Plaza Hotel, New York, USA   •  Chicago, Illinois, USA   •   Los Angeles, California, USA   •   Kiev, Ukraine   •   Ay-Petri, Ukraine   •   Dubai, UAE   •   Dubai, Islands, UAE   •   Palm Jumeirah, Dubai, UAE   •   Bangkok, Thailand   •   Sankt-Moritz, Switzerland   •   Cape Good Hope, South Africa   •   Cape-Town, South Africa   •   Moscow, MSU, Russia   •   Moscow, Kremlin, Bolotnaya Square , Russia         •   Moscow, Russia   •   Moscow Kremlin, Russia   •   55.748765;37.540841, Russia   •   Moscow City, Russia   •   Kremlin, Moscow, Russia   •   Moscow City, Russia   •   Trinity Lavra of Sait Sergius, Russia   •   Saint-Petersburg, Russia  •   New        Jerusalem Monastery, Russia   •   Saint Petersburg, Russia   •   Novodevichy Convent. Moscow, Russia   •   Ramenki,Moscow, Russia   •   MKAD, Moscow, Russia   •   Moscow, Russia   •  Moscow, Russia   •   Krokus Expo Center, Moscow, Russia   •   Moscow Region, Russia   •   Moeraki Boulders, New Zealand   •   Fiordland, New Zealand   •   Nepal, Nepal   •   Maldives, Maldives   •  Kuala-Lumpur, Malaysia   •   Grimsvotn, Iceland   •   Amsterdam, Holland   •   Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany   •   Egyptian Pyramids, Egypt   •   Hong Kong, China   •   The Iguassu Falls, Brazil   •  Twelve Apostles Marine National Park, Australia   •   Sydney, Australia   •   Buenos Aires, Argentina   •

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Tax Deadline can be deadly on U.S. highways…

CHICAGO (AP) — The two certainties in life — death and taxes — may be more intertwined than Ben Franklin ever imagined: A study found that deadly auto accidents increase on Tax Day.

Drivers recklessly racing to the post office to meet the deadline might be one reason. Or it could be that stressing over taxes distracts motorists and contributes to human error, researchers said.

They looked at 30 years of data and found 6,783 traffic-related deaths on Tax Day, or 226 per day. That compares with 213 per day on one day a week before the deadline day and another day a week after.

Drivers were slightly less likely than passengers and pedestrians to be killed.

The traffic death rate on Tax Day — which usually falls on April 15 — was 6 percent higher than on other April days. That doesn’t sound like a lot, but lead author Dr. Donald Redelmeier said it means an average of about 13 extra deaths per day and amounts to about $40 million in annual losses to society.

That estimate includes loss of life, injury and property damage costs, said Redelmeier, a physician and researcher at the University of Toronto.

The researchers analyzed data from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. The results appear in Wednesday’s Journal of the American Medical Association.

Russ Rader, a spokesman for the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, said having more motorists on the road and drivers taking routes that are not in their everyday routines might make Tax Day riskier. Other research has said those factors, and sometimes alcohol use, may contribute to increases in traffic deaths on other days, including Super Bowl Sunday, July 4 and Election Day.

Rader says studies have shown that drivers are safest on routes they know the best — for example, commuting to work or taking the kids to school. Risk increases when routes vary — like driving to the post office to mail tax returns.

The nonprofit group is funded by car insurance companies and studies ways to reduce car crashes.

Dr. Mark Nunnally, an associate professor at the University of Chicago who studies patient safety, said while it might make sense to conclude that drivers are more distracted on Tax Day, that is just speculation. Reasons for the increases seen in the study are unknown, he said.

Redelmeier, a Canadian, said he studied the United States because the American tax code is so complicated, and probably more stressful for taxpayers, than in other countries.

The study examined data from 1980 to 2009. Electronic tax filing started in 1986 and become increasingly popular during the study period. But it appeared to have no effect on Tax Day deaths, which also increased, Redelmeier said.

Last year, about three-fourths of the 145 million individual returns were filed electronically. Eventually, everyone will likely file online.

Redelmeier said filing electronically can be stressful, too, and it might even encourage people to wait until the last minute to do their returns. For those reasons, he said it’s unlikely universal e-filing will result in fewer Tax Day deaths.

A spokeswoman for the Internal Revenue Service declined to comment on the study.

This year, the IRS has postponed the deadline by two days, to April 17. That’s because April 15 is a Sunday and the next day is Emancipation Day — a public holiday observed in Washington, D.C.

Canada’s tax deadline day is April 30. Redelmeier said his own tax returns “are not quite ready,” and added with a laugh, “It’s caused some friction in the house.”

The Canadian Institutes of Health Research helped pay for the study.

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No one has been able to explain to me why young men and women serve in the U.S. Military for 20 years, risking their lives protecting freedom, and only get 50% of their pay. While Politicians hold their political positions in the safe confines of the capital, protected by these same men and women, and receive full pay retirement after serving one term. It just does not make any sense.
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Top 10 “Old Wife’s Tales” that just ain’t so!


At some point in your life, you’ve likely heard an old wives’ tale listed below. Perhaps it was a grandparent, your uncle, mother or wife who imparted the knowledge. While their intentions are good, one thing is certain – their claim(s) are bogus.

Today we list the top 10 most common inaccurate old wives’ tales.

Number 10: Chocolate Causes Acne

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The real cause of acne is a buildup of dead skin cells within the skin’s pores, excess of oil on the skin, and a buildup of bacteria. None of these factors are triggered by, or related to, the kinds of foods a person eats.

It is also worth noting that consumption of greasy foods does not cause your skin to produce more oil. Greasy foods, while not particularly healthy, won’t cause oily skin and/or produce pimples. The biggest factor in skin oil production is hormonal changes within a person’s body.

Number 9: Carrots Improve your Vision

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While carrots are a good source of vitamin A, carrots do not improve vision. The myth largely began as allied propaganda during WW2 when deliberate rumors were spread that British pilots had excellent night vision thanks to eating carrots. A myth which was started on purpose to stop the Nazis from discovering that the British were using a new invention – radar.

Carrots contain vitamin A which is good for a person’s eyes, eating a bunch of them will do nothing to improve your vision or night-vision.

Number 8: Catching a Cold

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While flu and colds are more prevalent during the winter months, it’s a complete myth that it has something to do with actual temperature or being out in the cold.

According to the American Lung Association®, infections persist because it’s the time of year when viruses usually spread across the country. This is thanks to more people staying indoors and are in closer contact with each other and their germs/viruses.

(Thank goodness there’s no picture for this one!) hahaha….
Number 7: Masturbation Causes Blindness

This one is absolutely a myth. You can also include variations like; masturbation will cause someone to be impotent later in life; leads to mental illness; or will cause a person to grow hair on the palms of your hands. These old wives’ tales have been debunked many times but they seem to have a life of their own and crop up again and again in popular culture.

The myth likely was spread in order to prevent children and young adults from masturbating for religious reasons.

Number 6: Cracking Knuckles Leads To Arthritis

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There is no scientific evidence, study or proof that cracking your knuckles leads to arthritis – there are however, suggestions that it can lead to other issues with the knuckles later in life.

We recently did an article about this topic. You can read it here.

 

 

Number 5: Feed a Fever Starve a Cold?

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Starving oneself never the correct answer. Trying to starve yourself, or limit your nutritional intake, will put added stress on your body at a time when your body is already stressed.

It is believed that the tale originated from a lack of understanding of the disease process. At the time, people believed there were two kinds of illnesses – those caused by low temp (chills and colds) and those caused by high temperatures (fevers). If you had a fever, you didn’t want your body to overheat, so you cut off the source of fuel (food). If you had a chill or were cold, you wanted to stoke the interior fires, so you ate.

 

Number 4: TV Will Harm Eyesight

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This myth persists because back in the 60s, GE introduced new color TV sets that emitted incredibly high amounts of radiation — some as much as 100,000x more than federal health officials considered safe.

General electric quickly recalled and fixed the faulty TV sets, but the urban legend lingers on to this day.

The same is also true for reading in dim light or in darkness – neither harms eyesight.

Number 3: Spicy Food Causes Ulcers

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In the 50′s and 60′s, doctors thought that spicy food caused ulcers and as a result put people on bland diets. However, in the early 80′s, researchers discovered that spicy food wasn’t causing ulcers, though they can still irritate existing ones.

That burning sensation in your stomach could be an ulcer, but it wasn’t caused by your consumption of Indian food. It’s also possible that a person could simply be allergic or overly sensitive to something in the curry, or that you have acid reflux.

Number 2: Don’t Eat Before Swimming

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It’s actually probably better to eat before you swim because eating supplies us with energy.

Many professional swimmers are lean and don’t have a lot of body fat to burn away, which means that they need to stay fueled for a swim. They do this by eating a short time before a swim. The myth probably began by people overeating and feeling the effects of overeating.


Number 1: Toads Can Cause Warts

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In the old days, no one knew about viruses. Thanks to ignorance, folk beliefs popped up to explain the sudden appearance of warts on healthy individuals. A child who developed a wart on his or her hands was said to have handled a toad or was urinated on by a toad. It was believed that a toad could pass its bumps off to a person. It was also claimed that a person could get warts by washing their hands in water that had been used to boil eggs.

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Anyone want to take a shot at explaining this one?!
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Why is “Chinese” listed?! 

And with this list, what could possibly be “other”??!!

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Leprechaun Laughs # 136 for 04-11-2012

Luck of the Irish

easter-bunny-gun-scope  Well Ol’ Peter Cotton Tail managed to sneak by me once again this year. One of these days this dream of mine WILL be fulfilled and Fricassee of Rabbit will hit the dinner table on that day. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE FOR A WEEKS WORTH OF DEVILED EGGS AND EGG SALAD PETER MARK MY WORDS YOU HOPPING HOLIDAY HOOLIGAN!

 Until that day, Ham & Scalloped Potatoes with Broccoli & Cauliflower, Pork braised with Cabbage Potatoes & Carrots or Grilled Fresh Kielbasa with Grilled Sweet Potato slices, Grilled Asparagus and Perogis will have to suffice.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to deal with 3 dozen colored eggs, I’ve put it off as long as I possibly can, besides we have lots to cover today including a new product in out Dragonlaffs store and a new feature.

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Lipstick in Catholic School

According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine provided it was of a natural or neutral skin tone, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal, Sister Mary, decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, Sister Paschal asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers….. And then there are educators.

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Its really unfortunate that the predicted end of the world is so close to Christmas. The people who put off their Christmas shopping as not being necessary are going to be in a heck of a spot if the Mayans are as accurate that that radio preacher Harold Camping who predicted the world would end May 21st 2011! On the other hand Seeing the Oreo compared to the Mayan Calendar above has finally answered definitively what the heck the design on an Oreo is!

 

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By now you’ve all heard this I know, but I could not let his passing go unremarked upon. I can think of no higher praise for a journalist beyond what is inscribed above except for possibly this:

“I don’t recall anybody ever saying to me, `He took a cheap shot’ or `he did the obvious,’ or that he was, you know, was playing some kind of game. He actually was trying to serve the audience and that’s what made him great.” – Fox News Channel Chairman Roger Ailes.

From the Associated Press obituary:

Mike Wallace didn’t interview people. He interrogated them. He cross-examined them. Sometimes he eviscerated them.

His reputation was so fearsome that it was often said that the scariest words in the English language were “Mike Wallace is here to see you.”

[I recall an old joke about a sign of a bad day being a 60 Minutes truck outside your Office Building and Mike  Wallace in your waiting room.]

Wallace, who pitiless, prosecutorial style transformed television journalism and made “60 Minutes” compulsively watchable, died Saturday night at a care facility in New Canaan, Conn., where he had lived in recent years, CBS spokesman Kevin Tedesco said. He was 93.

Mister Wallace, you sir were the original and truest example of an Investigative Journalist and have something I rarely gave to people in your profession after the mid 1990 but continued to always demonstrate your worthiness of, my respect and trust in your reporting. God Bless Sir you shall be missed dearly by those seeking the truth.

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 This week after a brief discussion, we are instituting a new honor here at DL/LL Electronic Media, the Order of the Leprechaun’s Legion of Troop Supporters. [ We’ll be referring to it as K.I.L.T.S. & for short ]

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We will bestowing the rank of “Knight Most Impish” in this Order to certain deserving personages and the title “Hospitaliter Draconis” to Groups and Companies who in the estimation of Impish and myself have gone above and beyond the norm in supporting the troops directly and/or the organizations that help not only our troops in the field but their families and the returning veterans and wounded. It should go with out saying that were applicable we endorse and suggest your supporting these people or companies buy buying their products or services.

Should any of you know of people or Corporate entities that should receive this honor we will be happy to hear your petitions. Now, let us bestow some well deserved honors.

image Will the best selling author Mr. James Patterson approach the dais and kneel to be invested in knighthood? Thank you for donating 200,000 books to the troops to show your appreciation for their efforts. That was a very classy thing to do and we on behalf of the troops thank you.  Sir James, be thou a good and chivalrous knight, go thou forth now, stalwart and steadfast in thy support of our troops and their families.

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 image Will Mr. Dan Wallrath, a semiretired custom builder of Houston, Texas approach the dais and kneel to be invested in knighthood? Operation Finally Home was founded several years ago by Dan Wallrath, which has built 17 houses from scratch for wounded and disabled vets and widows of servicemen killed in action in Iraq and Afghanistan. Twenty-two more houses are in the pipeline.

Operation Finally Home is active now in eight states and looking to spread farther. J.R. Martinez, the severely burned Army vet who went on to a role in daytime television and to win ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars,” is the nonprofit’s spokesman.
The goal is to build 100 houses a year, said the nonprofit’s executive director, Daniel Vargas, himself a retired Air Force tech sergeant. And while the effort is largely a housing industry endeavor involving builders, developers, subcontractors and suppliers, help from individuals is welcomed.

Most news reports focus on the 5,000 soldiers who have lost their lives in the war on terrorism, many leaving behind wives, husbands and children. But what is rarely reported is nearly 47,500 have been wounded in action, according to the Defense Department. Of those, about 1,500 have lost limbs. “I just took it for granted these young men were taken care of for the rest of their lives because of what they’ve done for us,” Wallrath said. But they’re not taken care of for the rest of their lives. In fact, a veteran is 50 percent more likely to be homeless than the average American, according to the Department of Housing and Urban Development. Worse, HUD said, one in six homeless people is a veteran.

This addresses a very basic but extremely costly need for returning wounded and disabled soldiers as well as families of deceased soldiers.  We on behalf of the returning troops as well as the families of those KIA thank you.  Sir Dan, be thou a good and chivalrous knight, go thou forth now, stalwart and steadfast in thy support of our troops and their families.

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   imageWill the Board of Directors for Chase, the banking affiliate of JPMorgan Chase, approach the dais and receive recognition as Hospitaliters Draconis? Chase, the banking affiliate of JPMorgan Chase, recently announced it is donating 100 houses from its inventory of foreclosed properties to wounded warriors. While it would have been preferable to us that the original families remained in these homes we recognize this is not always possible and concede this is a most worthy way of making use of these properties.

We on behalf of the returning wounded troops as well as their families thank you for this act of corporate largess. Go thou forth now, to continue in thy good works and support of our returning wounded heroes troops and their families.

 

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image GMAC Mortgage and lender NewDay USA have each declined our request to honor them. It would seem they to have gotten wind of our intend to present them with the Order of the Golden Shovel of the Hostler to express our disapproval with their token at best commitment to our returning wounded and disabled troops. GMAC Mortgage and lender NewDay USA have each donated a single home. This despite GMAC being on the receiving end of a $17.2 Billion dollar bailout on top of being one of the most aggressive foreclosers of homes and one of the leaders in the list of irregular &/or mistaken foreclosures! Mean time lender NewDay professes to cater to Loans for US Military Families!

Let the Golden Shovels of Shame, the sign of their Order be delivered to their Corporate Headquarters as a reminder of their lack of commitment to our troops and our displeasure over it. Let them not receive benefit of new business from our readership until they repent and mend their callous bottom line serving ways.

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image Will Home Builders Institute President and CEO John Courson approach the dais that the HBI might receive recognition as Hospitaliters Draconis?

Of course, it’s one thing to house veterans, but it’s another to find them work.

Unemployment among vets is twice as high as the national average. And that’s where the Home Builders Institute comes in.  HBI is working to get a training program going for returning vets, most of whom are 18 to 22 years old and have no real skills other than the discipline they’ve been taught in the service. “We’re moving pretty quickly,” HBI President John Courson said. “We’re the leading training, educational and job-placement organization for the construction trades, so we have the ‘add water and stir’ package. But we’re not ready yet for that ‘ta-da’ announcement.”

It has been said;

“Give a man a fish, he will eat for today. Teach the man to fish and he’ll feed himself for a life time. Share with him how to figure out how to fish and you don’t have to help him ever again”

Mr. Courson you are doing just so. You are not only providing needed skilled workers for your industry while seeing to it returning Vets have jobs, you are imbuing them with hope and a future, two extremely precious and important gifts. For this, on behalf of the returning troops who would otherwise likely find themselves unemployed, without the prospect of a decent paying job and possible in trouble or homeless, we thank you for having the foresight to see a potential problem and a very real need. Go thou forth now, to continue in thy good works in support of our returning troops and their futures.

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The Official DragonLaffs Kindle 3 Skin

The front looks like a book of great antiquity, possibly a rare 1 first edition? Who knows! The back features Impish himself lost amongst the stacks and tomes of his vast collection. Design personally by Lethal Leprechaun for Impish and available to you as a DragonLaffs exclusive!

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See it exclusively at our store. Go here http://www.zazzle.com/dragonlaffsstore*

While you are there why not check out our collection of coffee mugs, magnets and key chains? We receive a percentage of the proceeds which we use to pay for and keep the site running and to occasionally make donations to worthy causes we champion here. help us out wont you?

 

 

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I knew there was an explanation for Impish’s being here! Fricken Wizards! 

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Them liberal rat bastards in Washington aren’t done messing with your kids school lunch yet! Not only do they want to brainwash your kinds and control their thinking and points of view now they want to apply Obamacare style tactics to forcing your kid to eat what they not you determine he should be eating!

Feds require that fresh fruits and vegetables to now be served in schools

Published: Monday, April 02, 2012 By BRIAN MCCREADY Milford Bureau Chief New Haven Register http://www.registercitizen.com/articles/2012/04/02/news/doc4f7930ec37027564978652.txt

Beginning next school year, students across the country may be in for a shock when they purchase their lunch in the cafeteria.
In an effort to fight childhood obesity and diabetes, the federal government is requiring students of all ages to buy at least one serving of fresh fruit or vegetable for lunch. Even if they toss the produce into the garbage.

Fresh fruit and vegetable portions will double next year. “Some students don’t take one now, but they will have to,” Eileen Faustich, Milford’s food services director, said Friday. “We can’t let a child go by the cashier without a fruit or vegetable on their tray.”

There’s more, a lot more, in the Healthy Hunger Free Kids Act.

Next year, students can buy only nonfat flavored milk or 1 percent white milk. Half of the grains must be “whole” next year. In 2013-14, all products must be whole grain. School cafeterias must offer green and orange leafy vegetables, and drastically reduce sodium use over the next three years. Trans-fats are banned.
If a student refuses to take the fruit or vegetable, the cafeteria employees will have to charge an a la carte fee, which typically is higher because the lunch will not be reimbursable under federal guidelines.
The federal mandate will result in extra costs for municipalities nationwide. Federal officials estimate there will be a 30-cent increase in lunch prices,
and the government will provide another 6-cent reimbursement.

It may be difficult for local school districts to not raise lunch prices, food service officials predict.

Seymour Food Services Director Cindy Brooks, who is in the national School Nutrition Association and is chairwoman of its public policy and legislative committee, said Friday she is “excited” by the new guidelines.
“It’s an excellent opportunity for all schools to be on the same playing field,” Brooks said. “Here in Connecticut, we’ve been offering a lot of healthy foods already. There is a concern this will increase our costs, but it’s the right thing to do.”
Connecticut Association of Boards of Education Policy Director Vin Mustaro said the impetus for the federal program is to combat childhood obesity, and to tackle childhood hunger.
“We’re seeing a rise in preventable diseases like heart and diabetes,” Mustaro said. “We can’t leave this unaddressed.”
He said if the country doesn’t get a handle on childhood obesity now, “we may have a generation with a shorter life span than their parents.”
But Mustaro said just because the policy may make sense from a health standpoint, it doesn’t mean there won’t be issues. “Any time you replace something or remove something, people will have resistance,” Mustaro said.

Parents have differing views on whether the mandate is appropriate.
Joseph Meade of Milford summarized the feelings of many parents who commented on Facebook.
“It is with good intention, but I believe that (the) government has overstepped its boundaries and is sticking Uncle Sam’s nose where only Aunt Sally should be allowed,” Meade said. “You can’t protect people from themselves. That’s not governing, that’s dictating. … Big Brother!”

Denise Vincelette Van Hise of Orange wrote, “While I think this is a great idea, it is an intrusion into people’s rights.
The government is not supposed to tell us what to do. What’s next? Too much government is NOT a good thing,” she wrote.
But Jenifer Blemings of New Haven wrote she thinks it’s a “great idea,” and Marquise Pinnock wrote that he, too, supports the new mandate.
“It encourages children to eat healthy as well as fight the good fight against childhood obesity,” Pinnock, a native of New Haven, wrote.
Mustaro said he understands parents’ concerns about government intrusion, but “we have a responsibility to teach under the law about nutrition.”
“Some may say it’s government intrusion, but we will all end up paying the price through health care costs and a lack of productivity as adults,” Mustaro said.

Faustich said the federal government re-examines child nutrition standards every five years .
“It’s pretty significant changes,” Faustich said. “Not that we weren’t doing healthy things before.”
Faustich said cafeteria employees will do their best to make the mandate fun, including offering samples and incentives such as giving bookmarks to students who choose fruit.
She said a majority of students already take two or three servings of fruit and vegetables daily, but estimated 20 percent of students take no produce. Faustich said cafeteria workers nationwide have no wiggle room in implementing the new mandate.

Schools receive federal reimbursement for school lunches. In order for a meal to qualify, a student must choose three of five requirements from proteins, grains, two choices of fresh produce, and milk. If a student, for example, just takes a slice of pizza, that does not count as a federally approved lunch, and the child will be charged a higher, a la carte fee.

The federal government pays $2.72 for students who qualify for free lunches, $2.42 for reduced reimbursement, and 26 cents per meal from paying students. “You’re defrauding the government if you’re not meeting a minimum requirement,” Faustich said. “If you don’t have all three components, you can’t claim it as a meal.”

Shelton Board of Education Chairman Win Oppel questioned the new food requirements.
“Not that I don’t think kids should have balanced meals,” Oppel said, “but I’m not sure we should be the fruit or vegetable police.”
Oppel said he “would question whether or not this is a practical method of inducing social change.”

In West Haven, “We want children to have the proper nutrition every day,” said Alan Belchak, the city’s food services director.
“If they don’t want it, as long as they have three out of five meal components, we won’t force them. But I don’t like when someone says to give it to them anyway, because if they waste it, we don’t want that, either.”
But to meet the minimum of three meal components is “very easy” for students, Belchak said, using Friday’s pizza lunch as an example. The bread base of the pizza counts as the bread or grain component, while a fruit juice would qualify as the fruit requirement, and kids also had the choice of a small salad or milk for a third component.

  1. Would someone please explain to me what in the bloody hell an “orange leafy vegetable” is and where the hell it comes from? in over 35 years of cooking not ONCE have I encountered this type of vegetable!
  2. It would seem that Obama’s “do what I say or with your money anyway will you pay” healthcare tactics are now being co-opted and used against you and your children at meal time. As if its not bad enough in a tight economy that this mandate is going to raise meal prices 30 cents per day and a $1.50 a week (and I’ll bet that’s optimistic in the extreme) If you kid is socially contentious enough not to waste food that he has no intention of eating (something I learned at like age 5) then he is going to be  forced to pay for his social consciousness REGARDLESS of if the government is footing the bill for his lunch or not!

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image SEE?! I TOLD YOU Impish that wouldn’t work! If you really want to lose weight, just eat the stuff the government is trying to force our kids to eat in the name of nutrition and “opening their culinary horizons”. You’ll either starve (and pay ala cart prices to do it) or puke it up. Either way you’ll lose weight!

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Reminds me of those that try switching to burning wood to save money on heating bills! I got just 2 words to say about this folks- Farmer’s Market!

Spoon banner All that talk about food and meals made me hungry for decent food! Here’s a fast and easy breakfast or great center piece of a brunch salad perfect for Spring or hotter weather because despite it’s name it cooks in the microwave!

Speedy Bacon & Asparagus Bake

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Cook Time: 8 minutes  Makes: 4 servings

Ingredients

4 Whole Wheat or 7 Grain Tortillas

4  Large Eggs

1 c.  Fat Free Half & Half

1 c. Reduced Fat Shredded Monterey Jack Cheese

1/2 tsp. crushed red pepper (optional)

8 slices  Fully Cooked Bacon or 1 pkg of Real bacon Bits

1 bag (16 oz.) Cut Asparagus, thawed I prefer to use fresh that I cut and precook to crisp tender owing to the 2nd cooking

Instructions

Spray each tortilla with nonstick canola spray and place it in a microwave-safe bowl. (sprayed side UP ^)

Combine eggs, half-and-half, 1/2 cup cheese, and red pepper in a mixing bowl. Beat with an electric mixer 30 seconds. Pour 3/4 cup egg mixture in each tortilla and set aside.

Heat bacon according to package directions. Crumble 2 slices bacon in each tortilla. Top with 1/3 cup asparagus and 2 tablespoons remaining cheese. Cover loosely with plastic wrap. Microwave each on high power 2 minutes or until egg is cooked to desired degree of doneness.

Nutritional Information

Serving size: 1, Calories: 370, Total Fat: 15g, Saturated Fat: 7g, Cholesterol: 250mg, Sodium: 750mg, Carbohydrates: 28g, Dietary Fiber: 4g, Protein: 27g

Source: My H-E-B Texas Life Magazine

Personally I skip the crushed red pepper flakes if this is for breakfast. For lunch I have been known to use shredded Pepper jack cheese or Swiss for brunches and teas. I’ve also been known to substitute chopped up black forest ham from the deli (sliced about  bacon thickness or fine diced pre sautéed smoked sausage (read that Polish sausage or Kielbasa if you don’t live in or near Texas) or precooked and shredded breakfast sausage (any form or flavor you desire). I’ve substituted sautéed mushrooms and chopped cooked broccoli florets for the Asparagus. I did NOT have good luck with this recipe and pre cooked well drained spinach for some reason probably related to the microwave cooking method.

Lastly if you try this and the tortillas turn into a mess of goo, you didn’t spray the tortillas well enough, used flour tortilla instead or got the sprayed side down in the cooking vessel. Personally I spray both sides so there is no sticking and no wetting issues.

I use a funnel to pour the eggs in the tortillas to avoid getting any in the folds that lead to the cooking vessel as I generally make a mess ladling anything into a container of smaller than soup bowl size and Molly would disagree about how well I do with soup bowls too.

Southwest Skillet

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Cook: 25 minutes
Stand: 5 minutes

Serves: 4

Just one skillet is all you need to make this zesty beef dish made with tomatoes, kidney beans and instant rice.  It’s topped with Cheddar cheese and served with tortilla chips…now doesn’t that sound good?

Ingredients:

3/4 pound ground beef

1 tablespoon chili powder

1 can (10 3/4 ounces) Campbell’s® Condensed Beefy Mushroom Soup

1/4 cup water

1 can (14.5 ounces) whole peeled tomatoes, drained and cut up

1 can (about 15 ounces) kidney beans or pinto bean, rinsed and drained

3/4 cup uncooked instant white rice

1/2 cup shredded Cheddar cheese

Tortilla chips

Directions:

  1. Cook the beef and chili powder in a 10-inch skillet over medium-high heat until the beef is well browned, stirring often to separate meat. Pour off any fat.
  2. Stir the soup, water, tomatoes and beans in the skillet and heat to a boil. Reduce the heat to low. Cover and cook for 10 minutes.  Remove the skillet from the heat.
  3. Stir in the rice. Cover and let stand for 5 minutes or until the rice is tender.  Sprinkle with the cheese. Serve with the tortilla chips for dipping.
  • Serves with Sour Cream, some Pico de Gallo (a.k.a. Salsa Fresca), Salsa (please NOT the stuff that’s made in New York City!) or Taco Sauce and some shredded cheese, either Cheddar, Montreyjack or Pepperjack.
  • Make it healthier, use instant brown rice raise the water to 3/4 of a cup and add the instant brown rice in step #2 cooking it for 15 min watching the liquid level carefully so the mixture does not dry out and stick to the pan.
  • If you want to go totally over board with the healthy thing use black beans instead of kidney or pinto beans and ground turkey instead of beef and take all the fun completely out of the dish.
  • I also add onion and garlic powder to taste as well as a either a sprinkle of cayenne or a few dashes of Frank’s Hot sauce (which is essentially liquid cayenne). If you really want to get your burn on use an equal amount of Rotel (canned petite diced tomatoes with green chilies) in place of the diced tomatoes, in which case easy with the cayenne or the hot sauce there Jose!
  • Lastly, Doritos Cool Ranch in place of tortilla chips while not healthy ARE KILLER with this, so do the other healthy junk and splurge on the Doritos

Italian-Style Sloppy Joes

Prep: 10 minutes Cook: 15 minutes Serves: 6

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Need to get dinner on the table, really fast?  Using prepared Italian sauce gives this traditional sandwich filling of seasoned sautéed beef a tasty Italian accent, and it’s ready in just 25 minutes.

Ingredients:

1 pound ground beef

1 medium onion, chopped (about 1/2 cup)

1 1/2 cups Prego® Traditional Italian Sauce or Prego® Roasted Garlic & Herb Italian Sauce

1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce

6 Pepperidge Farm® Farmhouse™ Premium White Rolls with Sesame Seeds, split and toasted

Directions:

  1. Cook the beef and onion in a 10-inch skillet over medium-high heat until the beef is well browned, stirring often to separate meat. Pour off any fat.
  2. Stir the Italian sauce and Worcestershire in the skillet and cook until the mixture is hot and bubbling. Evenly divide the beef mixture among the rolls.
  • I add 1/4 cup each diced celery and carrot with the beef and onion (essentially making a Bolognese sauce) to get some veggies in there. I’ll toss in mushrooms and diced peppers if I happen to have any.
  • Butter what ever rolls you use with garlic butter and sprinkle a little Italian seasoning and grated parmesan before toasting and don’t forget to top with sandwiches with cheese! Shredded Pizza cheese, sliced mozzarella or provolone work really well.
  • Just have to do the healthy thing? Use Italian flavored Turkey Sausage (which I have to admit is much better than plain ground turkey) in place of the beef and low fat cheese. Show me a package of “Veggie Crumbles” while pointing at the recipe and I’ll show you a smack while pointing the way out of the Celtic Kitchen!
  • Serve with a salad and its a meal!
     

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See? Healthy Eating! It’s why the dinosaurs died off!

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Now THAT is “Reality TV” I might watch!

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Recently I got an e-mail from Eat This Not That, a place supposed to show you how small changes in what you eat allows you to eat the good life w/o the weight gain.  It was entitled “Surviving the Deli Counter”.

Dude, I don’t WANT to ‘Survive the Deli Counter’, I want to DIE at the deli counter while chowing down on a Corned Beef, Pastrami and Tongue on Jewish Seeded Rye with Swiss, Sauerkraut and Deli Mustard in one hand, 1/2 a Kosher Garlic Dill in the other and a side of Coles Slaw, then be ENTOMBED in the deli counter WITH the rest of my sandwich!

Speaking of my death I found the perfect casket for my entombment too!

 

New coffin ready for bacon flavored afterlife

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A company known for its exploits in bacon-flavored products announced that it has found a way to help bacon lovers celebrate their favorite food for eternity, with the world’s first bacon-decorated casket.

J&D’s bacon coffins are available for $2,999.95, and are finished with painted bacon and pork shading and accented with gold stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial and record tube and is adorned with ivory crepe coffin linens.

The company said each bacon casket is made of 18-gauge gasketed steel and comes equipped with all the features a discerning bacon enthusiast would demand in the afterlife, including a bacon-scented air freshener.

The coffins are available for purchase on J&D’s website. No returns are accepted.

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Dear Friend,
With all that is going in Washington these days some things don’t make the news the way they should. Fourteen days ago President Obama issued an Executive Order that you should know about. This order gives an unprecedented level of authority to the President and the federal government to take over all the fundamental parts of our economy – in the name of national security – in times of national emergency.
This means all of our water resources, construction services and materials (steel, concrete, etc.), our civil transportation system, food and health resources, our energy supplies including oil and natural gas – even farm equipment – can be taken over by the President and his cabinet secretaries. The Government can also draft U.S. citizens into the military and force U.S. citizens to fulfill “labor requirements” for the purposes of “national defense.” There is not even any Congressional oversight, only briefings are required.
By issuing this as an Executive Order the President puts the federal government above the law, which, in a democracy, is never supposed to happen.
As President and Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces, he has the Constitutional authority to issue executive orders. And while similar orders have been made before by presidents from Eisenhower and Reagan to Clinton and George Bush – it has never been done to this extent.
It is still unclear why this order was signed now, and what the consequences are for our nation – especially during times of peace. This type of Martial Law imposes a government takeover on U.S. citizens that is typically reserved for national emergencies, not in a time of relative peace.
I want you to know I am following this very closely. If you would like to read the order for yourself please click here.
Sincerely,
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Kay Granger
Member of Congress

Does that part in Orange sound familiar to anyone? THAT’S RIGHT BOYS AND GIRLS THAT IS COMMUNISM pure and simple!

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We clearly need to get rid if this power hungry Socialist Entitlement Minded Enabler before he gets rid of America! 

 

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Ok so this one falls in a grey area it IS a freebie but its almost a Tech tip. Since its so easy to use and there is nothing to install, I decided it was a freebie. I used to have an All-in-One printer that I used for faxes but since we switches to U-verse and dropped the house phone in favor of our cells it wasn’t much use as a fax machine. Now I can scan anything I want to fax into Pdf format using my All-in-One and fax it fast quick and easy with this online service.

Send a fax for free online

There are plenty of ways to send someone a document. E-mail is probably the most common today. Faxing used to reign supreme. There are still times when it’s necessary.

Do you have a fax machine on hand? You might if you’re at work. But chances are you are nowhere near one. You could run down to a copy shop. But then you have to pay for every page.

FaxZero offers a nice solution. You can send a fax right from you computer. Send something you composed in Word. Or scan a document in the PDF format. Upload the file to this site and click Send.

You can send two free faxes per day. (The site states 5) Each can be a maximum of three pages. The recipient will also see an ad on the fax’s cover page. Be careful when using this for important faxes. The ad won’t make you look professional. But it’s fine for casual use.

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I hear ya Hager dude, I feel the same way every year!

imageI can relate to Wally here. I don’t mind humanity, its the people that make up humanity I can’t stand for the most part! Not only that but every time I go to a family function with Kara someone is always too sick to be there but is anyways happily spreading their germs for me to catch.

Lep Movie Sage words April 15th a.k.a. the Infernal Revenue Service’s favorite day of the year, or as that Socialist Liberal towel head in the White House calls it, Redistribute Your Wealth To My Voter Base Day,  falls on a Sunday this year. Taxpayers will have until Tuesday, April 17, to file their 2011 tax returns and pay any tax due because April 15 falls on a Sunday, and Emancipation Day, a holiday observed in the District of Columbia, falls this year on Monday, April 16.

Impish thought it would be a nice gesture to our loyal readers if I gave out some free tax advice. So be it, just remember that free advice is worth exactly what you pay for it.

Here then  is my free advice for those of you lucky enough to be getting a refund on how to invest it for your future and your family’s future:

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I hope you seriously consider my advice, unless of course you are a liberal Obama supporter, you people have already proven yourselves delusional  possessing both bad judgment and impulse control all of which should prove you mentally unsuitable for gun ownership.

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Man and I thought I had it bad with 2 cats and occasionally Molly bugging me while I try and get things done! Even so I prefer working from home and go kicking an screaming to work elsewhere.

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Epic failure by Washington sets us adrift

By Gloria Borger, CNN Chief Political Analyst updated 9:43 AM EDT, Wed April 4, 2012

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  • Gloria Borger says the Supreme Court health care case is a symptom of what ails us
  • One of the most important laws in decades was passed on purely partisan vote, she says
  • Now the court may deliver a verdict on the law along partisan lines, Borger says
  • Borger: America wants Congress to step up and address big problems effectively

     

    (CNN) — There are plenty of ways to game the upcoming Supreme Court decision on health care reform, and they’ve all been said: President Obama loses in court, he wins with his base. Or it’s a severe blow, potentially fatal. Or Republicans benefit if they win, because they were “right” all along. Or the GOP loses, because it has to figure out what to offer for health care instead.

    And so it goes.

    But there’s something else going on here, and it’s more meaningful than some short-term political skirmishing. This Supreme Court case is the Waterloo for political polarization, because it underscores something we should have known all along: Great changes in national public policy should never be erected on slender partisan majorities.

    If they are, they will always be suspect. [Emphasis is mine – Lethal]

    It’s a proposition advanced by the late Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan, who understood there’s little upside to partisan policymaking. After all, he was a member of the 1983 commission that reformed — and saved — Social Security for a generation. The program faced collapse; a bipartisan group of heavy-hitters fixed it, together.

    No one liked all that the rescue plan contained. But the work had to be done and they did it.

    That kind of work is not something we see a lot of these days: health care reform, arguably the most far-reaching social legislation since Medicare, was passed strictly along party lines. Sure, the White House says — with some justification — that Republicans weren’t interested in their plan. But would the GOP have bitten on a more scaled-back version? Would some in the GOP have broken ranks over, say, requiring insurance companies to cover pre-existing conditions so long as it wouldn’t bankrupt them? Sure.

    But that wasn’t to be. The Democrats had a two-house majority, so the stars were aligned. And with recalcitrant Republicans vocal in their opposition, the Democrats, too, became more strident.

    So reform was an all-Democratic bill, a sure way to be challenged before the high court. And no one looks good: the president, who Monday seemed to be warning the court about “judicial activism” in advance of any decision; the court, which about half of the public now believes is political anyway; and Congress, which has an approval rating so low it’s hard to even find.

    That’s what happens when Washington’s default setting is always along party lines.

    And it’s not going to get any better. As congressional districts are redrawn to benefit partisans, those elected become — naturally — more partisan. So there is no political benefit to compromise, and as conservative southern Democrats virtually disappear, there are no natural allies left in the Democratic party for vote-hunting GOPers. The same goes for Democrats in search of moderate Republicans, most of whom are either quitting Congress out of frustration (see: Sen. Olympia Snowe of Maine) or are fighting for their political lives (see: Sen. Dick Lugar of Indiana).

    Imagine today’s Congress passing, by bipartisan majorities, legislation on two controversial issues: taxes and immigration reform. Impossible, right? Well, it was done in the mid-1980’s. The tax measure lowered rates and eliminated some loopholes (many, alas, have crept back into the code, but that’s another story.) And the immigration bill legalized certain illegal immigrants while punishing employers for hiring illegal immigrants. (And of course we are back at that issue again).

    So while the measures were far from permanent or perfect solutions, they were big fixes. Sure, Democrats controlled the House and Republicans maintained control of the Senate and President Ronald Reagan, a Republican, was in his second term, finding a way to cut deals with members of both parties.

    Oh, and by the way, the chairmen of the tax-writing committee — a House Democrat and a Senate Republican — actually worked together to get something through the Congress. Ditto for those writing the immigration legislation. I know. I watched them in action.

    Believe me, it was nothing like watching the debt-ceiling debacle of last summer. Even when there was one small glimmer of hope that the White House and GOP House Speaker John Boehner might work something out, it disappeared. And almost one year later, each side is trying to get history to blame the other fellow for the failure to strike a deal.

    It’s too bad, really. Because in the end, history will blame both sides — for looking small when most of the country thinks our problems deserve solutions that are really big.

    Until such time as Partisan Politics and the ‘us against them” mentality stop stop taking precedent over all the other serious issues facing us in Congress the nation will continue to race blindly up that infamous creek sans not only paddle but rudderless as well. And damned be him that first cries, “Hold, enough!”

    Well I stand apart for both parties, am already apparently according to the Southern Baptists Texas Chapter already well on my way to hell in a hand basket ( abet an express extended luxury one) and I do cry “Hold, enough!”

  • The two party system was meant to be a balance and force both sides to find common agreeable ground working together to achieve compromise. Not to serve as a political arena for a giant game of “Kings of Capitol Hill” with the best interests of those who elected these professional partisan players to represent their interests and positions carelessly forgotten in favor of the sole goal of being the dominant faction. When one side spends 4 years doing this the next 4 are spent in retribution, and backlash. All this means is WE the People have lost out for ANOTHER 8 years!

    Time to stop this madness now! We can start by demonstrating our unhappiness with the situation by voting out the old time power structure in Congress at the top of BOTH parties!

     

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    Adult-Content-1_thumb1_thumb_thumbGood Morning Campers!  For most of you, as you are reading this, I should be winging my way back to the land of cornfields and basketball.  No, not Kentucky!  Indiana! Sheesh!  To give you an idea of how crazy this trip is going to be…in order to go to Indianapolis, from Dallas/Ft. Worth, we are going by way of Denver.  No, not Denver, Indiana (yes, there is a Denver, Indiana, as well as a Mexico, Miami, Chili, Russiaville…it’s like all the good names were taken and they had to start over!) Denver, Colorado!  Here’s the travel map:

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    Death CoffeeOkay, DFW to Denver, 647 miles + Denver to Indy, 1003 miles.  Total = 1650 miles.  Now, DFW to Indy = 770 miles.  880 miles out of our way!  It’s more than twice as far!!!!  Gods how I hate commercial Air Travel!!!!

    It would be about 1000 miles driving, take about 17 hours to get there.  By flying, we’re … let’s see.  We’re leaving the hotel at about 0530L hrs, and we should pull into my house at about 1730L.  That’s 13 hours.  Sheesh, for a measly 4 more hours we could’ve driven!!!

    Gods, how I hate Commercial Air Travel!!!

    Okay, so enough complaining out of me.  I’ll do enough of that on the trip.  Let’s get started with the fun stuff!1_thumb9_thumb_thumb_thumb

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    The cartoons that are always the funniest, are those that are closest to the truth!

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    Way too funny!

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    What’s the old saying?  The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.  And the one that stays dead center in the middle of the herd, gets culled last.

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    Here’s a collection of idiots…and if you watch the upper left hand corner you can click on parts 2 thru 6.  Yup…that’s right.  Lots and LOTS of idiots:

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    Ahhhh!  Summer vacation.

    Thanks to Jeannie for this one:

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    After being home to the NBA’s Orlando Magic for over 20 years, Amway Arena was imploded on March 25th, 2012.

    Who doesn’t like a good old demolition?

     

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    With Tax Deadline rapidly approaching, a couple of tax jokes seem to be in order

    A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
    The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And then asks, “What is your occupation?”
    “I’m a whore,” she says.
    The accountant is somewhat taken a back and says, “No, No, No, that won’t work. Let’s try to rephrase that.”
    The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl.”
    “No, that still won’t work. Try again.”
    They both think for a moment and the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.”
    The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?”
    “Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.”
    “Chicken Farmer it is.”

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    And the ever funny classic:

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    And the other thing that happens in April, April Fools Day, which we let pass without incident.  You should be proud of us!
    Well, not everyone has the restraint that we have, here at D&LL, Ltd…as you will see, courtesy of our dear camper buddy, Jeannie


    Talking Sheep and Flying Penguins: The Top 10 Most Popular April Fools Videos

    It’s that time of the year again when people try to make you believe stuff that isn’t true.

    No, we are not talking about the elections – we are talking about April Fools Day

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    Because Love has very little to do with Lust.

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    Ah, I love when a lout gets his comeuppance!

    You know how irritating mobile phone users are when they fail to
    exercise discretion and think the world needs to know their business? 
    As the story was told …
    After a busy day, our friend had just settled down for a nap on his train from Waterloo as far as his destination at Winchester, when the chap sitting near him hauled out his mobile and started up: 
    “Hi darling it’s Peter, I’m on the train – yes, I know it’s the 6.30 not the 4.30 but I had a long meeting – no, not with that floozy from the typing pool, I was with the boss!
    No darling you’re the only one in my life – yes, I’m sure, cross my
    heart”  blah blah blah
    This was still going on at Wimbledon , when the young woman opposite, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of
    her voice,
    “Hey, Peter, turn that bloody phone off and come back to bed!!”

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    I thought this little poem very appropriate for my stay here in Texas

    The Cowboy buys a bra

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    I ain’t much for shopping,
    Or for goin’ into town
    Except at cattle-shipping time,
    I ain’t too easily found.

    But the day came when I had to go –
    I left the kids with Ma.
    But ‘fore I left, she asked me,
    ‘Would you pick me up a bra?’

    So without thinkin’ I said, ‘Sure,’
    How tough could that job be?
    An’ I bent down and kissed her
    An’ said, ‘I’ll be back by three.’

    Well, I done the things I needed,
    But I started to regret
    Ever offering to buy that thing –
    I worked me up a sweat

    I walked into the ladies shop
    My hat pulled over my eyes,
    I didn’t want to take a chance
    On bein’ recognized.

    I walked up to the sales clerk –
    I didn’t hem or haw –
    I told that lady right straight out,
    ‘I’m here to buy a bra.’

    From behind I heard some snickers,
    So I turned around to see
    Every woman in that store
    Was a’gawkin’ right at me!

    ‘What kind would you be looking for?’
    Well, I just scratched my head.
    I’d only seen one kind before,
    ‘Thought bras was bras,’ I said.

    She gave me a disgusted look,
    ‘Well sir, that’s where you’re wrong.
    Follow me,’ I heard her say,
    Like a dog, I tagged along.

    She took me down this alley
    Where bras was on display.
    I thought my jaw would hit the floor
    When I saw that lingerie.

    They had all these different styles
    That I’d never seen before
    I thought I’d go plumb crazy
    ‘fore I left that women’s store.

    They had bras you wear for eighteen hours
    And bras that cross your heart.
    There was bras that lift and separate,
    And that was just the start.

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    They had bras that made you feel
    Like you ain’t wearing one at all,
    And bras that you can train in
    When you start off when you’re small.

    Well, I finally made my mind up –
    Picked a black and lacy one –
    I told the lady, ‘Bag it up,’
    And figured I was done.

    But then she asked me for the size
    I didn’t hesitate
    I knew that measurement by heart,
    ‘A six-and-seven-eighths.’

    ‘Six and seven eighths you say?
    That really isn’t right.’
    ‘Oh, yes ma’am! I’m real positive –
    I measured them last night!’

    I thought that she’d go into shock,
    Musta took her by surprise
    When I told her that my wife’s bust
    Was the same as my hat size.

    ‘That’s what I used to measure with,
    I figured it was fair,
    But if I’m wrong, I’m sorry ma’am.’
    This drew another stare.

    By now a crowd had gathered
    And they all was crackin’ up
    When the lady asked to see my hat,
    To measure for the cup.

    When she finally had it figured,
    I gave the gal her pay.
    Then I turned to leave the store,
    Tipped my hat and said, ‘Good day.’

    My wife had heard the story
    ‘fore I ever made it home.
    She’d talked to fifteen women
    Who called her on the phone.

    She was still a-laughin’
    But by then I didn’t care.
    Now she don’t ask and I don’t shop
    For women’s underwear.

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    I really love the flash mobs: This one is at Denver Airport during the holidays.  They all look like they are having such a good time.  Everyone has a smile!

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    Well, today, (Tuesday) was an interesting day around here.  I guess this is unusual, even for Texas when a dragon DOESN’T visit.  lol.

    Twister Rips Through 18-Wheelers, Homes
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    Dramatic scenes of widespread destruction around Dallas, Texas, as a strong tornado moves through the area.http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/weather/2012/04/03/vosil-tx-tornado.wfaa

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    Thanks to K² for this one.  It’s truly amazing how fast and easy they get these cars open.  Makes me think that even the trunk isn’t safe.  The video starts with a lady doing sign language, not sure what that’s all about, but get through that and the video starts.

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    Pun Queen
    it just wouldn’t be a complete issue with out some puns by our favorite pun queen…Diaman!

    People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me  tell you, that makes me sick.
     
    Though humble in secular matters, the minister had an altar ego.
     
    The smartest kid in the math class could always be counted on.
     
    A lot of farmers have been starting online blogs and writing about
    their wheat. They’re cropping up everywhere.

     

     

     

     
    The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
     
    The Jockey’s Union was on the right track.
     
    Flexible people never get bent out of shape.

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    Well, as most of us know, tomorrow is Easter.  This holiday means so many different things to so many different people that it’s hard to do an entire Easter issue, much less an Easter section.  But, let’s get a laugh or two out of the holiday because, after all, that is what we do around here…

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    But Oh my…what’s a rabbit to do?

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    Ever wonder why dragons don’t get invited to Easter Egg hunts?

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    It really has very little to do with our egg decorating ability.  We are actually quite talented.EasterDragon

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    So, for our last full night here in town, we went out as a class to the Stockyards.  photo3

    I even got to pick out my own dinner
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    We all ended up at the same place.  Came highly recommended.
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    and a wonderful time was had by all.  I’d like to officially thank the people of Ft. Worth who made an otherwise boring Military Class, something entertaining and fun.  Thanks Carswell CES and everyone at NAS JRB Ft. Worth.

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