Well, it’s been another weekend.  Yup.  Another long weekend.  It has been brought to my attention that I should be on antidepressants.  I’m not sure how I feel about that.  I know I’m depressed.  Fuck, everybody knows that I’m depressed.  The fucking mailman probably knows I’m depressed.  But, I’m not sure how I feel about taking a pill for depression …

What the fuck is wrong with me? 

I was on Prozac once for a couple of years and I don’t think it did anything.  So, that’s probably why I’m not sure how I feel about going on antidepressants now. 

But, since everybody seems to be pointing me in that direction, I guess it can’t hurt to try.  I wrote my doctor an email asking her to prescribe.  Not sure what she will do, but I don’t have an appointment with her until July, which I think is too long, but with my surgery coming in June and everything else going on, I’m not sure what she’s going to want to do.

So, I do know what we are going to do in the mean time…

Nothing starts my day off quite like when I give inspirational messages to my friends. 

May your day go fast, your socks match and your underwear not ride up your butt.

Thank you Carol for posting this.  It helps a lot!

You may think that you are completely insignificant in this world.  But someone drinks coffee from the favorite cup that you gave them.  Someone heard a song on the radio that reminded them of you.  Someone read the book that you recommended, and plunged headfirst into it.  Someone smiled after a hard day of work, because they remembered the joke that you told them today.  Someone loves themselves little bit more, because you gave them a compliment.  Never think that you have no influence whatsoever.  Your touch, word and good deed which you leave behind cannot be erased.

Okay, so it’s an old one, but it’s a good one…

Cop:  So, I’m writing you a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane.  

Me:  You’re going to feel really stupid when you look in my trunk.

I had a Goldfish that could break dance on the carpet.

But only for like 20 seconds.

And only once.

Babysitting used to be such an easy gig…

COMMON SENSE is like deodorant.  The people who need it most never use it.

Imagine being rich enough that you don’t have to watch YouTube videos every time something in your house breaks.

Not sure if I would have beaten the kid or bragged on him…

We once had this special day at Dragon Laffs, Inc. called bring your favorite pet to work day.  It got a little out of hand.  Here are the Murphy Twins with their pet human, Cheryl.  Needless to say, this caused all kinds of problems with HR.

I’m writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. 

It’s an oughtobiography.

(Took us a while, but I knew we’d get one.)

That one was actually subtle and funny and as hell.

Another deep one

Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call?  Do they have a game plan for if a huge hairy beast comes barreling out of the woods, full tilt towards them, with a raging hard-on?  And what’s plan B?  Claim they now have a headache? 

All good questions…Hey, brother Sasquatch, any input here?

Some girls don’t like to walk in the rain because it changes their face back to factory settings.

There’s nothing scarier than the split scond where you lose our balance in the shower and think “Oh God, they’re going to find me naked.”

Well, haven’t gotten much for this section, but here’s a couple…

I should probably save this next one for Mother’s Day, but I’m pretty sure I’m not going to be celebrating Mother’s Day this year and doing my best to keep Izzy Dragon’s mind on something else…just like I completely forgot in Dragon Laffs that yesterday was Easter.  Don’t worry, Izzy and I had a nice little Easter on our own, but it wasn’t the same, and it hurt.  It hurt a lot.  I know that I didn’t let her see how much it hurt me and she didn’t let me see how much it hurt her, but I’m pretty sure it hurt us both.  Anyway, like I said, this next one … Mother’s Day … etc.

And how about a new topic for a few issues.  Thanks to Stephanie for sending these our way…

In the old west, they would mount a lantern on their horse for traveling at night.  This was the first form of saddle light navigation.

Yeah, that’s not going to go over well. 

And that’s it for today my friends.  I want to thank everyone who have sent kind comments and emails supporting me, again…still.  It is deeply appreciated and helpful.  I’m not sure if it’s getting easier, it doesn’t feel like it is, but each day rolls around after the last one and I keep waking up in the morning with determination.  So, that’s something I suppose.  Thank you to all of you.  My love to you all.

So, I had an interesting Sunday, after I got done with Monday’s issue.  I mowed the lawn, but in the midst of getting the mower ready for the new season, I found this in the garage:

I know, it looks like a kitty but it’s NOT.  Here’s a closer picture.

Here’s a generic google picture to narrow it down even further:

It’s a white weasel, also known as an ermine.  Everyone thought it was a white ferret, but the paws are completely different.  I think it must have been someone’s pet, because it came right up to me, climbed up on my shoe.  I actually thought it was going to climb up my pant leg.  But, before I could get my camera out, that was the best picture I could get.  But, it did make for an interesting afternoon.  And I haven’t seen him since.

If there only were really signs like this out there…

Poor Bob.  Why does everybody always pick on Bob?

Today I am going to give it my some.

I tried to take a picture of my face, but the bathroom mirror was fogged up.

Okay I admit it, I’m having selfie steam issues.

When a Dragon is in love…

If you’re pretty, you’re pretty.
But the only way to be beautiful is to be loving.

Otherwise, it’s just “Congratulations about your face.”

~ John Mayer

Our video monitoring room, at Dragon Laffs, Inc.  Only the most modern of technologies for us.

You look in the mirror and sometimes see a mess of a human being.  But you don’t see the lives you’ve touched, or the people you’ve saved.  You don’t see all the love you’ve given freely, or the extraordinary memories you’ve made.  You are a book of beautiful moments and feelings.

Had a date tonight with a girl who screamed at the waitress about “bad service” (she was busy) I don’t care how hot she was, there will be no second date.

Amen brother!  You can tell so much about a person by how they treat the WW’s (for those of you not in the business that is the Waiters and Waitresses) and what a person does with a grocery cart when they are done using it.  Instant report card.  Also, a tip should be AT LEAST 15% for regular old service.  More for better service.  If you can’t afford to leave a tip then you can’t afford to eat out.  Get the food to go or eat at home.  Most servers make about 3 or 4 dollars an hour by their employers.  Just enough money to pay the taxes on the money that they are going to be charged in tips that you are going to pay them – WHETHER YOU ACTUALLY PAY THEM OR NOT.  They either have to report their tips or go on a percentage of the sales that they served that night.  WHICHEVER IS MORE.  At least that’s the way it used to be when I was running restaurants.  So, if you don’t tip them, not only are you not paying them for work they are doing for you, you are costing them money in taxes that they are going to have to pay on money that you SHOULD have paid.  If your food was wrong, it probably wasn’t your servers fault.  Sure, a good server could probably have fixed it before it got to you, but most of them are going to trust the cooks to get it right.  Okay, I’m getting off my server soap box…just one more thing…Impish and Izzy Dragon went out to dinner at Bob Evans the other night.  We go there quite a bit (once or twice a month) because we both like the country fried steak.  They now recognize us when we come in because they know we don’t ask for a lot and I’m a decent tipper.  The bill was 22 dollars and change and I left a 10 dollar tip.  Because that’s the way the dragons roll.  And whenever possible I tip in cash so that they can report what they want, not what the boss sees on the receipts. 

Okay, NOW I’m off the server soapbox.  

A really great historic photo!

When people say, “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy”.  I’m thinking, you guys don’t hate your enemies enough!

So…you may have noticed that I missed out on Thursday’s issue.  I apologize for that, but I ended up getting sick this week and have spent the last couple of days in bed.  I think it’s been a combination of emotional and physical illness and the combination of the two just kicked my ass.  I do feel a bit better today and hope to feel even better over the weekend.  We shall see.  It’s also been busy in other ways, but that’s not something I can talk about here.  Let’s just say that there are a lot of other things going on in Impish Dragon’s life right now.  So, until next time, Love and Happiness to you all.

Izzy Dragon and I are watching the movie “Ray” with Jamie Fox.  She’s never seen it before.  And she keeps asking, “Why is everyone so mean to him?”  At the beginning of the movie and then, “Why is he cheating on his wife?”  How do you explain to a 20 year-old (who is going on 13) the historic exploitation of

• The handicapped
• The minorities
• The talented

And as we continued to watch the movie, she was aghast at how he did everything to his wife and the other women in his life that was done to him in his growing up.  But, how his nightmares kept coming back to haunt him throughout his life. 

And isn’t that the perfect analogy for life…everything we do comes back to us in the end.  To either haunt us or comfort us.  We can only hope that the things we do are of a comfort to us, but every single one of us has something, somewhere that haunts us, because, being human, we all make mistakes, but … let me give you some comfort in your mistakes… (and I have no damn idea how we got here this morning, but let’s go with it for now)

First of all, we’re all human and we all make them, so don’t feel like you’re out there on your own.  

Second, if you can always say that you are doing the best that you can at the time you are doing it, then no matter what happens, you have nothing to be upset about.

Okay, so I just reread what I had written…and I think maybe I’m talking to myself.  I think that I’m carrying around some guilt.  Like maybe a whole truckload, and I’m not really sure what I’m supposed to be doing about it. 

So this has really jumped around this morning…too much introspection, not enough laughter, so let’s change that last part…at least for a little while and see where the wind takes us…at least for now.

My wife and I got stuck in an elevator and when we got home, we told the story to our kids.  They just looked at us and said, “Soooo…. did ya get out?” 

My wife and I looked at each other and made a pact to go ahead and start drinking away their college fund.

Duct Tape is amazing!

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

“Oh my, I am so sorry,” the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. “Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you.”

They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap…and stay for breakfast the next morning.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible!

“You know,” he said, “you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”

“No,” she replies…

… “You just happened to catch my eye

This one was sent in by John S.  This is what he had to say: 

Morning Dragon,
A little tune about the Screaming Eagles Fighter Group Enjoy.
Be Well Dragon.

Nicely done Mr. Jennings!

Getting caught stealing an apple when I was but a wee dragonette.

How about a little mail

As did I…and many of you!!!

I Have An Elton John Pun

It’s A Little Bit Funny

Mary, Mary, quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row
And pretty maids all in a row

 

A nice Monty Python reference…

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s warranty.” 

My kids laugh because they think I’m crazy…

I laugh because they don’t know it’s hereditary.

Friggin’ Pete sent me this lovely quote that goes kinda well with my opening this morning and it’s called, “Our Fellow Man”

“Each one of us is a mixture of good qualities and some perhaps not so good qualities. In considering our fellow man, we should remember his good qualities and realize that his faults only prove that he is, after all, a human being. We should refrain from making harsh judgments of a person just because he happens to be a dirty, rotten, no-good son-of-a-bitch.”

Forgetting that our fellow man is a dirty, rotten, no-good son-of-a-bitch is difficult sometimes, especially when said fellow man is running your driver’s license, your city, county, state, or country at the moment.  It is difficult to find their good qualities when their bad are so overwhelmingly apparent and glaring.  But, I suppose, the whole idea is to try…try to be the better fellow man.  Set the example.  Even when it would be so much easier to just shoot the bastard.

A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.

 Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. “I’d like some raisin bread please,” the man says. The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf. The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought. When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves, as he is “having company for dinner.” As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what’s going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread. After many trips she is tired and irritated, and begins to wonder, “Why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?”

Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below. Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd. Thinking that she can save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, “Is it raisin for you too then?”

No,” stammers the older man, “but it’s quivering a little.

Tradition (n.) Peer pressure from dead people.

I know the voices aren’t real, but man do the come up with some great ideas.

A little rural town had one of the highest birth rates in the country, and this phenomenon attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university. They wrote a grant proposal; got a huge chunk of money; moved to town; set up their computers; got squared away; and began designing their questionnaires and such.

While the staff was busy getting ready for their big research effort, the project director decided to go to the local drugstore for a cup of coffee.

He sat down at the counter, ordered his coffee, and while he was drinking it, he told the druggist what his purpose was in town, then asked him if he had any idea why the birth rate was so high.

“Sure,” said the druggist. “Every morning the six o’clock train comes through here and blows for the crossing. It wakes everybody up, and, well, it’s too late to go back to sleep, and it’s too early to get up.”

Are they still “Bad Habits” if I like them???

Yes, so enjoy them all the more!!!

And it was even better in the 60’s and 70’s

I think way too many people have been drinking from the Fountain of Stupid.

I do believe they’ve been filling the watercoolers in Washington, D.C. from that same Fountain.

In the 1980s, A&W tried to compete with the Mcdonald’s Quarter Pounder by selling a 1/3 pound burger at a lower cost.  The product failed, because most customers thought the 1/4 pound was bigger. 

This is why I don’t argue online.

You know…it would be a hell of a push UP the ramp, but with enough space at the bottom, it might be one hell of a great ride DOWN the ramp! 

LIFE IS LIKE A CAMERA 
Focus on what’s Important
Capture the Good Times
Develop from the Negatives
And if things don’t work out
TAKE ANOTHER SHOT

I can’t think of a better place to wrap up today’s issue than with this 
Word of the day is “Spuddle” (17th century): to work ineffectively; to be extremely busy whilst achieving absolutely nothing.
I feel like that pretty much describes the last couple of days for me. LOL!  I’ve been spuddling about.  I have achieved stuff.  I’ve gotten this issue done, I’m going to try to get the lawn mowed for the first time this season, if it will warm up and dry up just a little bit more today.  But, spuddle, for the most part, I have done … and enjoyed myself.  So…until next we meet, may your days be filled with love and happiness my dear, dear friends.

You know, it’s amazing to me.  The hypocrisy in our government is SO over the top and yet they expect us to just go with the flow and not mention it and let it go.  This whole Hunter Biden thing and the laptop and the absolute proof that the whole Biden family is corrupt … and yet … they want us to believe that NOTHING is going on. 

Kamala was a close contact for COVID and by their own rules must wear a mask in public for the next ten days … and yet … can appear in public in Washington, on the Hill without one.  Pure hypocrisy. 

And just this last weekend, I jumped an NCO’s ass for being late to class and setting a bad example for the younger airman BECAUSE he was an NCO!  And yet, here are the leaders of our country and what kind of an example are THEY setting for the rest of the country?  They should be above reproach in EVERYTHING THEY DO!

As the leader of a shop, I have to be sure that I am above board in everything that I do, if for no other reason than because, what kind of an example am I setting for the younger guys who work for me?  What kind of a precedent am I setting?  Sure, I could get away with it, I’m in charge, who’s going to tell me I can’t? … and yet … should I? 

Of course not!  I should be setting the example.

Hypocrisy should not ever be the rule … and yet … it is.  Take a look at just about all of them.

My Housekeeping Style is best described as

“There appears to have been a struggle”

This is very true and widely adhered to in the Air Force.

More baby pictures of the Whelpling.

If they don’t call the next Fast & Furious film “Fast10 Your Seatbelts” I’m going to be furious.

Yes, English is weird.  It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Some of you have asked about some of my ex-girlfriends…

‘Tis very true…

If you had to choose between drinking wine everyday or being skinny, would you choose Red or White?

Don’t be mad at lazy people…

…they didn’t do anything.

Something Important To Think About 

The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance…

I’ve Needed a Doctor…

I’ve Needed a Teacher…

I NEED Farmers every day…

I’ve NEEDED an auto mechanic, a plumber, a house painter, and a lot of other everyday people.

But, I have NEVER, not even once, NEEDED a pro athlete, a media personality, or a Hollywood entertainer for ANYTHING! 

My cousin got this gig.  He only has to appear out of the street 6 times a day, gets to pick his times, within certain perimeters, and gets two days off a week.  It’s a pretty good gig.

Do you ever feel like your body’s “Check Engine” light has been on and you’re still driving it like “nah, it’ll be fine”?

Every friggin’ day!

Final account of USA military equipment and cash left behind in Afghanistan.

Thanks to the Government Accountability Office, we now have a clear picture of just how much U.S. military equipment has fallen into the hands of the Taliban, thanks to Joe Biden’s bungled withdrawal from Afghanistan.  Let’s have a look… 

Aircraft:  The Taliban now ranks #26 in the world in total military aircraft, thanks to us leaving behind

208 planes and helicopters:

110 helicopters 

60 transport/cargo planes 

20 light attack planes 

18 intelligence/surveillance planes 

Vehicles:  You’ve probably seen the footage of the Taliban riding around in our humvees. 

We left a total of 75,898 vehicles:

42,604 tactical vehicles 

22,174 humvees 

8,998 medium tactical vehicles 

1,005 recovery vehicles 

928 mine-resistant vehicles 

189 armored tanks 

Weapons: Get ready for this…

599,690 of our weapons are now in the hands of the Taliban:

358,530 rifles 

126,295 pistols 

64,363 machine guns 

25,327 grenade launchers 

12,692 shotguns 

9,877 RPGs 

2,606 howitzers 

And you can throw a couple thousand night-vision goggles, surveillance drones, and communication devices on that list as well. 

Price tag:  In total, it adds up to nearly $84 billion dollars in tax-payer-funded U.S. military equipment.

Joe Biden just funded an army of terrorists in Afghanistan. 

Source: GAO analysis of Department of Defense data. 

PS Don’t Forget “THE CASH”,  A ROOM FULL of “CASH”. 

Our worst ENEMY is not the Taliban, but the fool sitting in OUR White House!

My girlfriend says I’m cheap! 

So, to prove her wrong, we went out for some tea and cookies. 

It was quite exciting as she’s never given blood before!

Kinda odd how Liberals think that every Post, Tweet, and Meme needs to be fact checked for truth and honesty but…

NOT THE BALLOT BOX!

Don’t judge someone just because they sin differently than you.

It’s better to know and be disappointed than to never know and always wonder.

Every time I leave a door open my mom asks me if I was born in a barn…

…wouldn’t she remember something like that?

And how embarrassing is it, that the men are attacking her?

What’s the difference between a Woman’s zipper and a Man’s zipper?

When a woman unzips her pants, her Brain doesn’t fall out.

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.

I want this sign on the back of MY vehicle.

I’m not crazy…

or weird…

or insane…

my reality is just slightly different than yours!

And that is the PERFECT place to end this one.  My heart is full of the love that is all  of you.  I’ve gotten such warm email and messages from you all.  Thank you for continuing to support me and hold me up, I can’t tell you what it means to me…well, yes, I can.  It is keeping me alive.  Thank you, from the deepest part of my heart.  Love and happiness to you all, until next time.

Spent a bad day today.  Depression is beating me about the head and shoulders, so I am going to do my best to concentrate on other things.  I actually screamed out loud on my drive home from work today.  I usually listen to podcasts when I drive to and from work.  Today, my mind started wandering and, like it normally does, it went to my dear Mary and today’s internal video was all about the last day in the hospital and I found myself with my forehead pressed against her forehead as she passed away.  Driving down the highway at 68 mph is not the best place to be crying your eyes out, so I screamed. 

Didn’t help.

I’m not sure, but I may have scared the shit out of the driver in the next lane. 

I really need to take better care of myself.  I’ve lost all interest in eating.  Which is great for weight loss, but really crappy for health.  I am now taking too much medicine for how much I weigh.  And, I’m getting nauseous in the morning because I’m not eating anything after taking my handful of fucking pills that I take every damn morning. 

And I said I was going to concentrate on other things.  That ain’t working out real well. 

So, let’s move ourselves along to other things, the first of which is laughter…

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~

Well, there’s a very simple answer.
~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~
We just didn’t know we were getting low.
~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical.
~~~
Our OIL is located in:
~~~
Alaska
~~~
California
~~~
Coastal Florida
~~~
Coastal Louisiana
~~~
Coastal Alabama
~~~~
Coastal Mississippi
~~~~
Coastal Texas
~~~
North Dakota
~~~
Wyoming
~~~
Colorado
~~~
Kansas
~~~
Oklahoma
~~~
Pennsylvania
~~~
And Texas
~~~
Our dipstick is located in the White House!
~~~

Any Questions?
NO? Didn’t think So.

We hang petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Aesop, Greek slave & fable author

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber

Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

Politicians are the same all over: they promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.

Quoted in ‘Clarence Darrow for the Defence’ by Irving Stone.

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

John Quinton, American actor/writer

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

Oscar Ameringer, “the Mark Twain of American Socialism.”

I offered my opponents a deal: “if they stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about them”.

Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952.

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

Texas Guinan, 19th century American businessman

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

Charles de Gaulle, French general & president

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Doug Larson, English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Olympic Games

What happens if a politician drowns in a river? That is pollution.

What happens if all of them drown? That is solution !!

I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two are lawyers and three or more are the government.

John Adams (1735 – 1826)

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Government. But then I repeat myself.

Mark Twain (1835- 1910)

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the Government and report the facts.

Will Rogers (1879- 1935)

I contend that for a nation to try and tax itself into prosperity, is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul, can always depend on the support of Paul !

Will Rogers (1879- 1935)

The problem we face today is that the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.

George Bernard Shaw (1856- 1950)

I don’t like political jokes, but a lot of them get elected.

Joseph Badger (1935- 2021)

Baby pictures of the Whelplings

Too few people spontaneously combust.

That is just the right size!  Put them in the freezer, they’d be the right temperature!  Man, I gotta find them!

When a woman says, “Correct me if I’m wrong”

Do not under any, I mean ANY, circumstances do it!

My ex once said he couldn’t live without me and I recently found out he’s still alive. 

More lies.

Dancing with my best friend.

My bank has a new service where they will text you your balance.  It’s cool, I just don’t think they should add “LOL” at the end.

WEDDING NIGHT CONFESSIONS

Husband:  Honey, I have to confess, I’ve slept with loads of prostitutes before I met you! 

Wife:  I just knew I’d seen you somewhere before!!

I just used the self checkout in Walmart without needing assistance and they made me district manager.

Dog:  You are my life!  I will do anything for you!  

Human:  Drop the ball.  

Dog:  Nope.

Is it just me, or does it feel like the years 2020, 2021, and 2022 have been 

Written by 

Stephen King 

Directed by 

Quentin Tarantino 

with a 

Soundtrack by 

Yoko Ono

Behind every husband who thinks he wears the pants in the family…

Is a wife who told him which pants to wear.

OH HELL NO!

So, as you may have guessed, my life kinda blew up again over the weekend.  And I’m just now catching back up.  I think I told you that my surgery is scheduled for June 13th and I have to find a ride to the hospital at 5 am, well…it may not be coming soon enough.  My hip actually gave out on me several times while I was teaching class…once enough to actually bring me crashing into the students desks.  That’s kind of tough to laugh off.  The other times, just enough to to make me stumble around like I was fucking drunk. 

And that just exacerbated my depression even more…to an alarming degree.  The screaming in the car was MILD compared to what I’ve been going through.  It’s been horrible.  It sucks being alone.  I HATE being alone.  I don’t want to be alone.  I want Mary back, dammit! 

THIS

FUCKING

SUCKS!

sIgH…

oKaY …

i’M bAcK … because, what choice do I have? 

You know you guys are keeping me sane, right?  Or what passes for sanity nowadays.  Between you and Izzy Dragon, I’m not really sure what I would do without you guys.  Right now Izzy and I are on a Batman kick.  We watched all the Dark Knight movies and are currently, as I’m writing this, watching the Lego Batman movie. 

It’s Tuesday night and this will post on Thursday to put me back on track, so let’s go ahead and put some more memes and cartoons and stuff out here, shall we? 

DIET TIP: 

Eat food off of other people’s plates.  Those are their calories. 

They don’t count.

I never do sit ups at home as I am against domestic ab use.

After venting to someone, do you ever just sit back and think, “I should’ve kept that to myself.”

Often

And that it is for today.  I tried to throw some extra stuff in here since it’s been so long since I’ve posted…one week to be exact.  I should post again on Saturday and be back on schedule again.  My apologies for my crazy week.  And I hope all of you are doing well.  Love and happiness to you all.