So, now it’s Sunday and it’s been a long weekend. And sadly, I get to go right back to it tomorrow. But, while I can, I get to spend time with my favorite people for a couple of hours while I rest up and recharge for more … well … I’m not really sure what to call it, but from the week I’ve had, “fun” ain’t the right word.

So, what do you say we try to get some laughter in before we have to start thinking about the work day tomorrow?

Not only that, but he’s lying about the whole dragon slaying thing. Knights don’t slay dragons, they get eaten by them. Proven fact.

ALWAYS good advice.

Looks like I need more chickens … and maybe a little more sleep.

Yeah, but it’s the 39 wives part…

Sadly, I’m not sure that is as much of a deterrent as they hope it is.

Comparing Trump to Nehemiah is one heck of a stretch my friend! Not really the same thing thing.

What if I said I want it all, right now, with you?

Costco worker: Ma’am, please save some cheese samples for other shoppers.

Wrong … just … wrong.

I remember when I was about 9 or 10 or so I had a stingray bike. You know the ones with the butterfly handlebars and the banana seats? Yeah, that one. They had just repaved our road and it was nice and smooth, but the pavement was that “just paved softness” and I was racing down the street really fast and popped a wheelie and while the front was up in the air the front wheel came off. And, well, I wasn’t good enough to keep it up in the and when those front forks came down at speed and dug into that soft pavement, old Impish became a catapult. Like the picture says, we didn’t wear any helmets back then. I’ll bet I lay in the street for 30 minutes before Mrs. McGinley came running out and got me standing. I think some of the other kids got my bike back together again and I sort of remember riding the half block back home. You know, thinking about it now, that crash, at a young age, may explain a few things.

I was just on the Weight Watchers website

and it asked me if I accept cookies. This is

either a trick question or some sort of set

up.

Okay, I have to share this headline that I just read and then just a few of the details… first, the headline:

Masked man set fire at Walmart using camping fuel and fireworks in children’s clothing section to distract from massive jewelry heist, authorities say.

First of all, where could this possibly happen?

Okay, you were close, Maryland, but the dude was from New Jersey so you were partially right. My bigger question is, so when did Walmart get expensive enough jewelry to make it worthwhile to go through this much trouble? Anyway, just thought I’d share.

I was in a park and a lady loudly called out, “Anyone who wants an ice cream come over here.” I headed over with several others. She handed out ice creams to them all then asked me, “Who are you?” It was then I realized all the rest were her family. 30 years later I still cringe.

Tomorrow is National Skip Work and Do Absolutely Nothing Day. It’s not official, I made it up, and I’m fully committed. Spread the word.

THIS man, is my SPIRIT animal!!

It is so true. He is so tolerant of us sinners. We don’t deserve Him, truly we don’t.

My wife and I had a big fight. Afterwards she came crawling to me on her hands and knees…

Saying, “You come out from under that bed and fight like a man!”

Apparently you have to eat healthy more than

once to get in shape.

This is cruel and unfair.

Yeah … but … um … crap!

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it

happened was a bit of a surprise, though.

That’s just wrong!

I have a condition that prevents me from

going on a diet…

I get hungry.

I am starting to think I will never be old

enough to know better.

Me neither.

I think senility is going to be a fairly

smooth transition for me.

Nope! Not going that way!

And that’s it for this one my friends. Now, I need to get the rest of the stuff done that I need to get done. Which means… good night for now, dear friends, until next time. Love and happiness to you all.