So, it’s now Saturday and doing some laundry and just relaxing and I thought I’d spend a little time with you guys. I’m in a mood today, so I need to laugh so I thought we’d do that together. So, let’s get started.

It bothers me that this sign is necessary.

I just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi.

It’s brilliant.

It comes with Aldi kings horses and Aldi kings men.

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.

There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough that I’m being fact checked by 20 year old boys with man buns, skinny jeans and nose rings that don’t even know who bombed Pearl Harbor!!

There is no such thing as a Grouchy Old Person. The truth is, once you get old you stop being polite and start being Honest.

Arguing with a WOMAN is like getting ARRESTED. Everything you say can and will be used against you.

Remember:
before Facebook, when no one cared what you had for breakfast!?

They still don’t.

Cell phones bring you closer to the person far from you. But take you away from the ones sitting right next to you.

And others who read that as 90ish or so…

A recent study found people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

And people who order a quad shot, nonfat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel, drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

I thought I broke my ankle when I tripped over a box of Kleenex last night.

The doctor says it’s only tissue damage.

And that’s it. I’m doing a little better.  The depression is still beating me about the head and shoulders, but I’m still doing standing upright. You guys helped. I hoped you enjoyed the show.  Tune in next time and laugh with me again.