So, I’m picking right back up from the last issue… on May 1st, May Day. Izzy told me that today is Law Day.  I found this on line since I’ve never HEARD of Law Day before:

Law Day, observed annually in the United States on May 1, celebrates the rule of law, the legal process, and its role in protecting liberties. Established in 1958 by President Dwight D. Eisenhower, it highlights how the legal system fosters justice and equality. The American Bar Association leads the observance, often with themes focused on constitutional rights

Now, I was warned not to confuse this with National Loyalty Day, which is also on May 1st, which focuses on loyalty to American freedom or international May Day, which focuses on workers’ rights. So, doing a quick search on Loyalty Day I got:

National Loyalty Day, observed annually on May 1st in the United States, is a legal holiday dedicated to reaffirming allegiance to the U.S. and recognizing American freedom. Initiated in 1921 as “Americanization Day” and officially recognized by Congress in 1958, it serves as a patriotic counter to communist-associated May Day celebrations.

Yeah, gonna do International May Day next which is where I think we’ll get the whole “communist-associated” thing from…

May 1 is celebrated around the world as International Workers Day, a time to honor the struggles and achievements of the labor movement. Ironically, May Day has been less observed in the United States than in other countries, despite its U.S. origins.

And directly below that AI generated clip is a link to the “American Friends Service Committee” (read also as the communist party of America) so it makes more sense.

So, who knew that May 1st had such … auspicious airs? 

Anyway, I still need to laugh some more over my poor water heater, so let’s get to it, shall we?

Oh yeah, Izzy also reminded me that it’s the 15th anniversary of the death of Osama Bin Laden. So, there’s that. 

Now, then…

Okay, I’m NOT taking the blame for this one! Nope, not me. This is all Joe!

HUGE FIGHT AT SEAFOOD RESTAURANT.

BATTERED FISH EVERYWHERE

“I always read my wife’s horoscope to see what kind of day I am going to have…”

Yesterday a woman called for an ambulance. 

Operator: How may I help you? 

Woman: I banged my toe against the coffee table and hurt it real bad. 

Operator: And you want to call an ambulance for that? 

Woman: No. The ambulance is for my husband. He shouldn’t have laughed…

Somebody stole my coworker’s money, so I asked how much. She said $350. I went to the restroom to count it… it was only $85.

Why do people lie like that?

Exec: Any ideas for new kids shows? 

Writer: A mouse tried to murder a cat with dynamite. 

Exec: Nice. What else? 

Writer: A coyote tries to murder a roadrunner with dynamite. 

Exec: Love it. Any more? 

Writer: A dude with a speech impediment tries to murder a rabbit with a shotgun.

Approximately 90% of the population are people with an average or lower intelligence level. Statistically speaking, I’m glad that I’m in the other 15% group.

Mine, too!!

Fair point…

I need some sort of away message for texts that says something like this: Hi, I am exhausted from human interaction right now. I know I’m posting on social media, but I currently do not have the energy to hold a conversation. I still love you and will get back to you in 3 to 5 business days.

So very, very, VERY true. There is an entire sermon in this verse alone. Please always keep this in mind my dear friends.

My mind still thinks I’m 25.

My body thinks my mind is an idiot.

They ask me why I don’t have tattoos, so I told them, “Have you ever seen a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?”

Why do eggs come in flimsy Styrofoam cartons and batteries come in a package only a chainsaw can open?

And that’s it for this one my friends. I’m nackered.  Gonna end this one here until next time. Be well my friends.