Well, it’s Sunday and I’ve already had a full day and intend to have a full night … spent with you guys! So, a happy day and a happy night. Kind of a meh afternoon.

Let me ‘splain.

Got up this morning and took Izzy to work and went to church and covered a sick brother who was supposed to be on security. Church starts at 10 with coffee and donuts and such starting to be served around 9 so as security I was there around 830. Izzy texted me around 950 telling me that she was getting off work early and could I come get here, so I jumped out of church, ran to the base, picked her up, dropped her off at home, and was back to church by 1030.

Records set on all sides.

Missed some of the worship songs but none of the sermon.

Anyway, when I got home, Izzy had left with a friend so I went and mowed the lawn, weed-eated, gathered the trash, did a few more chores, Izzy comes home with a new hamster, I studied for my first of three exams for this semesters FBI and sat down and took the test.

I got an 82%. The poorest score I’ve gotten over the 4 semesters I’ve been involved in so far. I knew I’d door poorly, but thought I’d do a little better. Lots of scripture memorization in this one. It was on Psalms, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, and Song of Solomon. I don’t have a problem memorizing scripture, but when you memorize something the part I have trouble with is…was that like Psalm 29:3 or 34:8. 

So now…mentally wiped out, I’m now ready to relax and spend time with my favorite people. So, I’ll talk to you guys later. I gotta ….

I’m kidding! Kidding! YOU GUYS are my favorite people!  So, let’s get this puppy started!

There’s that faith conversation at play again. Give it all over to God … and have the lovely luxury of sleeping at night.

Every time my children don’t answer their phone, I take $100 out of their inheritance and put it in my nursing home jar.

Gas prices are so high that I went to the car dealership and test-drove three cars to run my errands. Follow me for more money-saving tips.

Correct me if I’m wrong.

Just kidding. This is the internet. I know you’ll correct me even if I’m right.

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999.

I wanna buy a house like it’s 1999.

There’s only three genders
Male
Female
Mentally Ill

Forcing the Artemis crew to speak with Donald Trump was part of a NASA training exercise to prepare future astronauts for encounters with less intelligent life forms.

Yeah baby!!!

I may contain scenes of violence, nudity and foul language.

Can you find the dragon?

And that’s it my friends. That’s all I got. I’m wiped out. Tired, ready for the bed. Still got things to do. So, until next time.