Okay, let’s get right to it! I have GOT to get this off my chest or it’s going to tear me in up inside and I’m going to end up razing a poor underserving village somewhere.
I’m not sure where it is other than that it is in New York somewhere, but they had been putting some Veterans up in hotels so they wouldn’t be homeless, which is a wonderful thing and fitting. These are men and women who have, after all, offered to give up their lives for us, the least we can do is give them a place to live. We owe them so much more than that, but like I said, the LEAST we can do. But NOW, they’ve been asked to move out to make room for the illegals.
Did you hear what I said?
Our proud heroes are being asked to move out to become homeless so that people who are here illegally, who have done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR OUR COUNTRY OTHER THAN TAKE can have their homes!
And ultimately do you want to know why? Because illegal aliens are much more likely to vote democrat and veterans are much more likely to vote republican.
What is wrong with this country that they have no loyalty to the men and women who have served them? That they will not honor they promises they made to them? In the military WE will not leave a fellow member behind. We will risk the lives of several to rescue the one. These people refuse to recognize that they even owe us a debt of gratitude! The pay is crap, the hours are long and hard and the retirement plan stinks. On the other side they vote themselves golden pay, retirement and work twelve hours a month and have the nerve to complain about us.
I am so incensed I could cry. How could this country treat its own so terribly? This is an invasion! We are at war, and our government is throwing open the gates and letting the bad guys walk right in. It is SO WRONG. WHY ARE WE LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH IT?
Someone called the Kentucky Derby “Amish Nascar” and my day hasn’t been the same.
On the one hand…
customer: I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese
me: sorry, we only take cash
manager: can I talk to you
Good Advice: When buying an old second-hand car, always insist on getting one with a heated rear window.
That way, in winter you can warm your hands while you’re pushing it.
Oh, that’ll teach her!
Why am I not surprised!
My hips and knees ache just looking at this picture.
Still ticked off!
I’m listening to Ron DeSantis give a speech in Iowa and he sounds really good.
Strong people always have their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say “I am okay,” with a smile.
A little boy asks his mother: Why do you cry?
Because I am a woman, she answers.
I don’t understand, he says.
His mother hugs him and says: and you never will.
Rock on to Electric Avenue!
A guy just tried to MANSPLAIN to me what a sawhorse is, but I SHUT HIM DOWN because I am WELL AWARE that it’s the past tense of seahorse, THANKS!
“What in the world are we going to do to calm Impish Dragon down?”
BURN THEM ALL TO THE GROUND!!!!
Me: [hands daughter an apple]
Daughter: Dad, I wanted a pear.
Me: [hands daughter another apple]
Bloke tried to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St. Patrick. When I looked underneath it said, “Made in China.” So, obviously a sham rock…
Just in case you missed it at the King’s Coronation…
Yes, that is “Death” walking past the opening.
Women belong in the kitchen.
Men belong in the kitchen.
Everyone belongs in the kitchen.
The kitchen has BACON!
I asked a bald friend of mine why he had hundreds of tiny rabbits tattooed on his head. He said, “Because from a distance, they look like hares.”
The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”
I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my missus, mate.”
He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?”
I said, “No, she’s an optician!”
They’re all the same size…get a ruler, I’ll wait.
Awww, she’s smiling in her sleep. I wonder how she killed me this time…
According to the democratic party, the black lives matter people, and all the other racists, that is the problem.
Yeah, and now you snowflakes want to throw them out so you can put illegal aliens in! Who’s going to protect you when you’ve annoyed us to the point that we stop protecting you? You don’t have anyone brave enough to even pick UP a gun, much less fire one!
It’s going to take a while. There’s a lot of idiots.
“Your trauma made you stronger.”
It absolutely did not. It made me funnier though.
Sarcasm is a body’s natural defense against stupidity.
That is a very strange Venn diagram
Being grown up is stupid.
Let’s build a tree house and throw water balloons at people.
And for that matter, why are there ducks and bowling pins?
It’s better to know and be disappointed than to never know and always wonder.
I got a job sketching suspects at the police station…I’m a con artist!
Still have your ruler?
The doctors toy has the gun and ducks and pins to show that doctors need hobbies too. Or maybe city doctor that has to walk to car at night….world is changing.
Agree with you completely about the veterans.
And what are illegal immigrants doing in New York City that far from the border?
Why aren’t they in camps along the border so we know where they are?
I say put them in dormitory style rooms like I had in college. A room with 2 beds, make it 2 bunkbeds, a bathroom with 2 sinks, a shower and a toilet, and another room on the other side. And a cafeteria like I had. And working like I did.
Inspection every Tuesday at 1:00 p.m. and if it isn’t taken care of, a flight/bus back to the border and across it to the far side. With a a tattoo or other mark (like the one on the back of the hand for clubs) that lasts for 5 years. Then they can scream about “the mark of the beast”. If you have Revelations, you know what I mean. If you haven’t, get someone to explain it to you.
And no hotels for illegals.
In fact, ship them to an old military base that is being closed down/or lessened and put them in old military barracks.
The barracks are as nice or nicer than what I had in college.
Send a few MP to make sure we have peace and quiet.
I think we can do it if it is on a military reservation. No “posse comitatus”.
Again, either you know what that means or get someone to explain it.
If you are veteran, you know what it means and does.
I guess it looks like I am more upset than you are, which doesn’t seem possible.
I am dumb, I know, so will you explain the EBAY one?
I am also furious over them kicking out our Vets to house immigrants! Mother’s Day was the scene of a lot of discussion about the loss of our Country’s Morality, etc. etc. etc.
I have never been a political person, but I have always been appalled over the treatment our veterans have received in this country!!! These men put their lives on the line without concern for politics or ideology to protect our freedoms. Yet, they’re treated like lepers or criminals. I am also disgusted with the clown shows that call themselves political parties these days!!!!!