Dragon Laffs #2076


Good Thursday to you all.  I hope you all are having a great week.  I just came off a tough weekend…but…all things considered, it wasn’t as tough as it’s been in the past.  And I am quite happy about that.  I was told an interesting tidbit this weekend.  I found out that I have a reputation on base.

Yup, your humble author of Dragon Laffs, who finds such joy in bringing smiles to other people, has a horrible reputation on base!  Can you believe the horror of that?!  I was told, that it is quite well known by everyone on base, that if you have to take one of my classes, you MUST show up on time! (Oh the horror!) Because if you don’t, I will lock you out of the classroom and won’t let you in!  

And yes, I’ll admit it, it’s partially true.  If you show up to one of my classes late, unless there is a REALLY good justification, I will turn you away.  So far, all the way up to the rank of Major.  My reason behind it is that it’s not fair to the people who did show up on time to hold them up while we get your self-important self caught up AND you are supposed to be a full grown adult in the military and expected to be WHERE you are supposed to be WHEN you are supposed to be there.  But, I don’t normally lock them out.  It’s much more fun to pick on them when they argue with me when they show up late.  And then when they go back and complain about me to their commanders, invariably, their commanders back me.  So, it’s a pretty good reputation to have.  I’m so happy. 

And speaking of happy, let’s get everybody happy and 

This is a cool looking kitchen…in a really weird looking way!

That is one way to make a bath tub…

HEY!!!  I’ve got a new email address!!!! You can now write to me write here at Dragon Laffs!!  How much easier does it get than THAT!!  All you have to do is address your emails to 

Isn’t      that     awesome!!!   Tis almost professional!   Now, for the next couple of months, we’ll see how user friendly it is and see whether we’ll keep it or not. LOL!

Women are constantly being inundated with ads for expensive products to erase our wrinkles, to erase our “age”.  Those lines on my face?  Some are from years of laughing with the people I love.  Some are from worrying about the children I am lucky enough to call my own.  Some are from summer days spent at the beach.  Some are from people I’ve loved and lost.  All are evidence of a life lived.  So if, when I look in the mirror, I see my “age” reflecting back at me…you know what?  I’m good with that.

So many people these days are too judgmental.  

I can tell just by looking at them.

And here I am posing for the camera…take my picture already, this hurts!!

The longer I live, the more convinced I am that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.

Or just a place to dump the unsavory.

I never thought I’d be the kind of person who’d wake up early in the morning to exercise…

And I was right.

True friends don’t get offended when you insult them.  They laugh and insult you with something even better.

Emergency Exits around here really aren’t what you would expect.

Yes, it’s an old joke, but that makes it all the more funny.

I told myself that I should stop
DRINKING
But I’m not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself.

This book on marriage says treat your wife like you treated her on the first date.  So, after dinner tonight I am dropping her off at her parents’ house.

Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape.  This is cruel and unfair.

That is way cool…

(OWI is an acronym for operating while intoxicated)

Three Drunk Drivers Crash Into Each Other in Wisconsin, Nicely Done!

O.K. so let me try to explain this complicated crash scene. It’s filled with drifting, a vanishing act, and three OWI’s handed out. I’m sorry to laugh at an accident, but honestly this entire story makes me chuckle.

Drinky number one in a Ford F250 drifted into another lane, striking drinky number two in a Yukon….head on collision, ouch. Along comes drinky number three in a Chevrolet Equinox approaching that accident, and BAM! You have three drunk drivers crashed into each other. But wait there’s more…

Drinky number two (Yukon) had his vehicle fully engulfed in flames because of the accident. When police and EMT’s arrived, drinky number two was nowhere to be found. He did turn up at a nearby hospital though.

Let’s go to the board for the final score:

  • Kraig Herbrechtsmeir, 56, his third OWI offense

  • Christopher Sanchez, 33, first OWI offense

  • Herbert Aguirre-Lopez, 45, first OWI offense

The recap…no one was seriously injured or died because of this, so that’s a good thing. This strange happening took three drunk drivers off the road, another good thing. This is probably the most thrilling news story to ever happen in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin and I’m sure it will become legend in local coffee shops and bars.  “Hey aren’t you one of those guys that got drunk and crashed into each other?”https://q985online.com/three-drunk-drivers-crash-into-each-other-in-wisconsin-nicely-done/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral

 

Only a fool believes that electricity used for air conditioning harms the planet, but electricity used to charge a Tesla does not.

I saw an attractive woman spank her kid in McDonald’s after he threw his fries on the ground…

…so I threw mine on the ground.

And I have to dash to pick up Izzy from work, so we’re ending this right here.  Don’t forget to buy me a cup of coffee.  Thanks to all my heroes.  Love and Happiness to you all.

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