I was listening to the radio and I heard that Finland’s 34 year-old Prime Minister has proposed a 4 day work week with a 6 hour work day. Can you imagine? A 24 hour work week. Wow. I’d love a 24 hour UTA weekend sometimes! I couldn’t imagine if that was an actual work week.
Anyway, Part I of Lord of the Rings Day was a huge success. We watched all three of the Hobbit movies. Started at about noon and finished at about nine-thirty at night. Izzy Dragon really got into it and actually cried when Smaug died. I’ll admit, it was such a sad part of the movie, I may have shed a tear or two myself. NOT this Sunday, because I’m working this weekend, but possibly next Sunday since I’m only working Saturday of THAT weekend, we will attempt the actual Ring Trilogy. The three extended version movies are a total of twelve hours and six minutes long, which means with pee breaks and food breaks and such, it may take us up to fourteen hours to watch. So, in order to make it through in one day, we’ll have to start around eight in the morning… which we ALL KNOW is NEVER going to happen. There is no way in Middle Earth that I’m going to get that baby dragon of mine up and doing anything useful at that time of the morning. So, we either split it between two days OR we do it on a day where we don’t have to get have to get up the next day. We’ll see.
Anyway, let’s get some laughter started and see where this issue takes us, shall we?
Things I have in common with Victoria’s Secret models:
1. I’m always hungry
If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing that I ran my mouth until the bitter end.
“Gee, thanks mom.”
You do realize that the reason so many cool Halloween costumes are showing up right now is because that is what is in my emails right now and that is because that is where I am in my emails right now and that is because that’s how friggin’ FAR BEHIND IN MY EMAILS I AM RIGHT NOW!!!
I have, right now, 478 unread emails. Four hundred, seventy-eight! Before I started writing today, there were over five hundred. Yeah…I’m just a little bit behind.
“SURPRISE! Oh shit, you found me. Okay, now its your turn to hide and I’ll count…one…two…three…four…”
You know it, I know it, she knows it, and even deep down, he probably knows it as well.
Halloween till now isn’t THAT bad … is it?
Whadda ya say we start out with this one from Friggin’ Pete…
Do we really require a sign that advises people not to put toys from a machine up their asses?
Is the machine for those toys somewhere else?
Did I come to the wrong machine?
I’ll find the correct, toy shoving up my ass machine someplace else!!
Dear God! Is this really required in today’s society?!?! And you know it’s probably the result of a lawsuit or something. Somebody had their Emergency Room bills paid for by this company because THERE WAS NO WARNING LABEL ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE MACHINE.
Oh, the agony!!