I was listening to the radio and I heard that Finland’s 34 year-old Prime Minister has proposed a 4 day work week with a 6 hour work day.  Can you imagine?  A 24 hour work week.  Wow.  I’d love a 24 hour UTA weekend sometimes!  I couldn’t imagine if that was an actual work week.

Anyway, Part I of Lord of the Rings Day was a huge success.  We watched all three of the Hobbit movies.  Started at about noon and finished at about nine-thirty at night.  Izzy Dragon really got into it and actually cried when Smaug died.  I’ll admit, it was such a sad part of the movie, I may have shed a tear or two myself.  NOT this Sunday, because I’m working this weekend, but possibly next Sunday since I’m only working Saturday of THAT weekend, we will attempt the actual Ring Trilogy.  The three extended version movies are a total of twelve hours and six minutes long, which means with pee breaks and food breaks and such, it may take us up to fourteen hours to watch.  So, in order to make it through in one day, we’ll have to start around eight in the morning… which we ALL KNOW is NEVER going to happen.  There is no way in Middle Earth that I’m going to get that baby dragon of mine up and doing anything useful at that time of the morning.  So, we either split it between two days OR we do it on a day where we don’t have to get have to get up the next day.  We’ll see.

Anyway, let’s get some laughter started and see where this issue takes us, shall we?

Things I have in common with Victoria’s Secret models:

1.  I’m always hungry

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing that I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

“Gee, thanks mom.”

You do realize that the reason so many cool Halloween costumes are showing up right now is because that is what is in my emails right now and that is because that is where I am in my emails right now and that is because that’s how friggin’ FAR BEHIND IN MY EMAILS I AM RIGHT NOW!!!

“SURPRISE!  Oh shit, you found me.  Okay, now its your turn to hide and I’ll count…one…two…three…four…”

You know it, I know it, she knows it, and even deep down, he probably knows it as well.

Halloween till now isn’t THAT bad … is it?

Whadda ya say we start out with this one from Friggin’ Pete…

Do we really require a sign that advises people not to put toys from a machine up their asses? 
Oh? 
Is the machine for those toys somewhere else? 
Did I come to the wrong machine? 
My mistake. 
Terribly sorry. 
I’ll find the correct, toy shoving up my ass machine someplace else!! 
Dear God!  Is this really required in today’s society?!?!  And you know it’s probably the result of a lawsuit or something.  Somebody had their Emergency Room bills paid for by this company because THERE WAS NO WARNING LABEL ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE MACHINE.

We have the GREATEST putt putt golf course

Look for it, you’ll see it.

So now, dear Stephanie is sending me these things…

I know what you are, and I’m sure some of you out there know what you are as well.  For the rest of you, I’ll give you a couple of memes or cartoons and then tell you.  Time enough to think about it.

Not here yet…  we’ll give you a few more minutes

Bacon is 73% fat, and very salty. 

Me too, bacon, meeee, too.

Okay, so, this time, we’ll do it right.  The answer is ….

Neutering your pets makes them less nuts.

Once again, look for it, you’ll see it.

The other day, at a thrift store, I bought an old record album called, “Sounds Wasps Make”.  When I got it home and played it, I said to myself, “This doesn’t sound anything like wasp sounds.” Then I realized, I was playing the Bee side.

It’s been much easier on us dragons ever since…the skies have been much less crowded.

Been a while since I’ve done these because it’s been a while since I’ve had any of these…

So…

If shutting down Russia’s Pipeline is supposed to cripple their Economy …

Why then did we shut ours down??

Your TRIGGERS are your friggin’ responsibility!!  It isn’t the world’s obligation to tiptoe around your cupcake ass!

“If the TRUTH makes you uncomfortable, don’t blame the TRUTH… 

blame the LIE, that made you comfortable.”

Need to have that one framed and put over my desk.

That one is pretty neat…I had no idea.

Whenever someone says they did something “like a boss”, I assume that means they didn’t really do anything at all and are just taking the credit for it.

And that my friends is that for today.  I hope you all had as much fun as I did.  May your days be filled with love and happiness with the ones you are closest to.  Hug them and take the opportunity to tell them what they mean to you.  Until we meet again.