I’m actually writing this to you on Friday, before Saturday’s issue has even published. It’s now been over a month since Mrs. Dragon was in the hospital for the second time and I have yet to get a bill from the hospital. I have gotten a couple of insurance statements from ancillary services like x-ray and lab work, but I haven’t seen any bills for anything. And the one insurance statement that I saw for the hospital portion was incomplete and was over $50k. Every day I go out to the mailbox is like playing Russian Roulette, not knowing if today is going to be the day that I’m going to have to try to work things out with a huge bill or whether the insurance is going to cover it or what’s going on. Just another damn thing I’m waiting on. I’m really tired of it.
And now I have to schedule my hip surgery and then comes physical therapy, then it will either be shoulder surgery or knee surgery and physical therapy after that … damn … it sucks getting older. And it’s friggin’ expensive! And people ask me why I haven’t retired yet! I can’t afford it! LOL!
Anyway, as things become more apparent I’ll add them to my writings. In the meantime, let’s go ahead and do some laughing to get us started, shall we?
Sometimes obeying God will make you look crazy, get you canceled, mocked, and even laughed at. But, when the rain started to fall, Noah didn’t look that stupid anymore.
Tripped and hit my head on a snare drum and now I think I have a percussion.
An Army Captain is assigned to a remote desert post in Iraq.
During inspection, he notices a camel tied up outside the barracks.
He asks the soldier, “Why is that camel there?”
The soldier says, “There are 250 men here and no women, sometimes men get urges.”
A month later the captain has urges himself. He puts the ladder behind the camel, drops his trousers and has sex with the camel. He asks the soldier, “Is that how the men do it?”
“No sir, they usually ride it to the brothel.”
Even the drink ware at Cavern de Impish is something special
Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to prevent COVID-19, but to stop eating.
I was watching a show for about 10 minutes, and this lady was listing all of these great things to do for fun. Then I realized that it was one of the religious channels, and she was reading a list of sins.
“Come on Bro. Try me! See what happens!”
Some of you may have been following the somewhat conversation between Hank and I in the comments section. And if so, you may know that a few days after I lost my dear Mrs. Dragon, Hank also lost his loving wife. And he has wanted to share something with me about the death of a spouse and we finally connected off line … and, well, this is what he shared with me. And I have to say, that I have not read anything that explains it so well. I don’t mean to take time out in the middle of the laughter to share something so personal and touching, but perhaps this is the perfect time. Thank you Hank, and I’m sure that mine and all our prayers are with you and your family. I know that there are no words that help, just know that you are loved.
Thank you for allowing Hank and I to share a little bit of our selves with you at this time. We’ll now get back to the laughter.
40 years of marriage..
A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’
The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.’
The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.’
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. !
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!… The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female …..