Dragon Laffs #1991

Lots of things to talk about this morning. 

Clinton paid to infiltrate Trump servers to make it look like Trump was working with Russia.  Both in the Whitehouse and at his home.  First of all, she couldn’t have done that without the FBI’s help.  What a clusterfuck this is turning out to be!  And it turns out the President Trump was right all along!  More to come on that one.

And Los Angeles wins the Super Bowl.  Dammit.  I didn’t really expect the Bengals to win, but a guy can hope, right?  And the Bengals did get away with a really blatant facemask foul that earned them a touchdown, so … there is that.  But, all’s well that ends well, I guess.  Had Cincinnati won, everyone would have been screaming over that foul.  As it is now, it’s just a conversation piece.

So, I guess we can get started on our regular stuff now, I don’t have anything else to talk about at the moment.  I’m sure that will change.

Anyone who has ever had a sleep study done (I’ve had several) knows how accurate this cartoon really is.  And knows how impossibly hard following those simple instructions really are.  “Sleep normally.”  My ass!

This next one is very odd, yet somehow it touches my soul…

Just too fucking weird

I’m amazed how many women will keep going back to that man who has hurt them and screwed up their life a thousand times over but …

they refuse to go back to that lady who screwed up their haircut one time …

Just wrong on SO many levels.

“Yeah, sure.  I’ve got a light.”

Be careful who you let on your ship because some people will sink the whole ship just because they can’t be the captain.

“Do you want to pet my pussy?” 

Yes, I know it’s lame, but I’m still not operating with all my brain cells…

Me: [hears baby crying in the night] I’ll go  

Wife:  Thank you.  

Me:  [grabbing suitcase] I’ll be back by the weekend

I love when I make deals with myself like I don’t know I’m 100% full of shit.

Gotta love the math jokes.

My posts aren’t targeted at anyone specifically, but if you feel offended, I’m glad I could reach one person.

Everyone loves the honest person, until the honest person strikes a chord with a truth they were not ready to receive.

And he has the nerve to say he has the best economic growth in history.

So…lots of crack pipe jokes in this bunch.  Shows what is currently going around the internet.

Out of all the lies I’ve told
“Just Kidding”
is my favorite

Don’t you just love it when karma bites them in the ass?

And another…

I remember reading this story of this guy who met his wife at a Star Trek convention bus she spoke Portuguese and he spoke French, but they both could speak Klingon and that’s how they communicated through the first few months of their relationship until they learned each other’s languages.

I see we’re going to do a few more of these..

Yesterday I was cooking dinner and my son came up to me and said, “Someday I’ll work and help you with groceries, bills, and house expenses.”  My eyes started to tear up…my baby will be 32 next month!

And that’s if for today dear friends and family.  Love and happiness to you all.  Until we play again.

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