Good Morning Campers,
You ever have a holiday just kind of sneak up on you? I’ve been saving Halloween cartoons and stuff for weeks and weeks thinking that I’d spread them out over the couple of issues before the holiday and just realized as I sat down to start this issue that THIS was the Halloween episode.
So, what the hell happened to the time?
I guess it’s like anything else, if you don’t pay attention to it, it disappears faster than it should.
Nah, that’s not it. More likely I’ve been so damn busy there hasn’t been enough time to do the things I need to do, much less any extra.
So, this is going to be the Halloween issue. I’ve got enough material for a trick or treat bag FULL of Halloween issues, and there’s a bunch of other stuff I wanted to talk about and I’m playing a makeup darts match tonight and … you get the idea.
So, let’s get this party started.
“Life is a Highway”
“I Obviously Took a Dirt Road”
My Mom was cleaning out their liquor cabinet and offered me a bottle of Vodka they’ve had for ages. I had to say no because I know it’s 70% water from me stealing it when I was 16.
There! Summer is over! Hope you’re happy you pumpkin spice loving psychos.
You know you’re ugly when you go to a haunted house and come out with an application.