Dragon Laffs #1906


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Good Morning Campers,

Kind of a melancholy time of year.  On Monday, it would have been Lethal Leprechaun’s eleventh anniversary of Leprechaun Laffs.  I miss my brother from another mother so much.

But, yesterday was the fifteenth anniversary of Dragon Laffs, so that’s a happy occasion, right?  Wow, fifteen years of doing this … and I’m not a millionaire yet.  I thought the whole dot com thing would have taken off by now.  But, my whole math brain kicks in and 1906 issues over 15 years is about 127 issues a year or about 11 issues a month or about 3 issues a week … which is pretty much what I’m averaging right now.  So … I’m hitting par.456

Man, I need to get out of my head sometimes.

455Anyway, happy anniversary to us!  Fifteen wonderful years with you guys.  Here’s to the next fifteen!

Wow, okay, that gif on the left is a bit friggin’ annoying.  Let’s move on, shall we?

Got some important stuff to go over with you guys today.  Mrs. Dragon sent me some really good stuff as well as a lot of other people, too.  So, without too much more ado …

Let's Laugh

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I did not know this … what a cool story!  Thanks to  Lynn for sending this one in!

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If you ever feel dumb, just know that when my friend was 14 she went to a psychiatrist because she “had a voice in her head.”  It was her brain.  Like literally just her thoughts.  She thought she was the only person who the ability to think.  For 14 years.

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Mrs. Dragon just informed me that that would turn a lot of women on, because they are more audio oriented than men are.

Okay, first update of the day … As of Monday night …

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We now have a bunch more people to say thank you to… for contributions to our Security Forces lady (think Military Cop) who got hurt and who we are taking donations for.  If you haven’t tuned in for a few days, here’s the quick recap.  On Memorial Day, one of our Security Forces troops suffered a freak accident and may now be paralyzed.  She has very young children and there is a BUNCH of expenses, childcare expenses, medical expenses, stupid stuff like getting someone down to Kentucky (where they live) to build wheel chair ramps so they can get her in and out of her own home!!!  That’s the kind of stuff that we’re trying to raise money for.  And now I have to wipe my eyes and keep typing.

Anyway, here’s our list up to this point:

Steven H. (You were the first!)
Dan T.
Leah H.

Hopefully before this issue is finished, I’ll have even more names to add to the list.  Remember, every little bit helps.  All you have to do is click on the regular donation button at the top of the web page.  Even a buck or two will help.  I’ll convert it to cash or a visa card or something.  We have set the date of the 4th of July for our Dragon Laffs Campers.  Okay, end of update, let’s go!

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“We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to find new food; we check to see if our standards have dropped enough to eat what was available.”

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The movie industry considers you to be an adult when you’re 17 to see an R-rated movie, but they conveniently lower that age to 13 when they are deciding who pays adult ticket prices.

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Dragon Pix

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I love these little guys!!!

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When you watch a movie, you’re actually just watching an edited recorded of a bunch of people doing their jobs at work.

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Oh my friggin’ GAWD!!!!!  I’m in AWE!!!!!  First of all, thank you so much to Ted for sending me this Nuclear Powered Mom.  She is ON FIRE!!!  You guys have simply GOT to click on the video at the end and watch her live!!

A New York parent brought the heat to members of the Carmel Central School District board for ’emotionally abusing’ children by ‘indoctrinating them with communist values.’

In comments at a school board business meeting in Putnam County, NY on Thursday, parent Tatiyana Ibrahim – whose child is a student, slammed the educators for promoting Critical Race Theory (CRT), Black Lives Matter, LGBTQ and anti-police ideologies both on and off campus.

“Stop indoctrinating our children. Stop teaching our children to hate the police. Stop teaching our children that if they don’t agree with the LGBT community that they’re homophobic. You have no idea each child’s life,” she said, adding “You don’t know what their family lifestyle consists of, you don’t know the makeup of their life.”

Ibrahim shut down school board members’ objections several times – in between calling out two teachers for posting their political beliefs online. When board members told her she wasn’t allowed to reference people by name, Ibrahim claimed those teachers called “for the death of a former president,” and that students who don’t support Black Lives Matter should be “canceled out.”

“Why are we not allowed to say names? Why am I not allowed when they purposefully expose themselves on social media, talking about calling for the death of a former president, or saying that any child who doesn’t believe in Black Lives Matter should be canceled out. Is this what my tax dollars are paying for?” she asked.

“You’re emotionally abusing our children and mentally abusing them,” Ibrahim continued. “You’re demoralizing them by teaching them communist values, this is still America, ma’am.”

Watch:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/zxu3wdiXRF0

Okay, was that not incredible?!?!

She’s my hero!!!

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And we have another update!!!  Not only do we have two more people to thank:

Carlos W.
Ray S.

Thank you both so very, very much!!!

But I also have another update on our young lady!  She was able to lift her legs slightly and has some feeling in her legs!  The doctors are amazed at her progress.  Not that they think she will ever fully recover, but they now think that she may not be fully paralyzed either.  So, keep the prayers going.

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And this issue is just FULL of GREAT STUFF!!!!  Here’s something that Mrs. Dragon found that just found ME another hero!  And this 100% falls under the category of ..

Said That

I DON’T THINK PISSED REALLY COVERS IT ! ! !

Alan Simpson, the Senator from Wyoming calls senior citizens the Greediest Generation as he compared “Social Security ” to a Milk Cow with 310 million teats. Here’s a response in a letter from PATTY MYERS in Montana … I think she is a little ticked off! She also tells it like it is!

“Hey Alan, let’s get a few things straight!!!

1. As a career politician, you have been on the public dole (tit) for FIFTY YEARS.

2. I have been paying Social Security taxes for 48 YEARS (since I was 15 years old. I am now 63).  Same as me!

3. My Social Security payments, and those of millions of other Americans, were safely tucked away in an interest bearing account for decades until you political pukes decided to raid the account and give OUR money to a bunch of zero losers in return for votes, thus bankrupting the system and turning Social Security into a Ponzi scheme that would make Bernie Madoff proud.

4. Recently, just like Lucy & Charlie Brown, you and “your ilk” pulled the proverbial football away from millions of American seniors nearing retirement and moved the goalposts for full retirement from age 65 to age, 67. NOW, you and your “shill commission” are proposing to move the goalposts YET AGAIN.

5. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying into Medicare from Day One, and now “you morons” propose to change the rules of the game. Why? Because “you idiots” mismanaged other parts of the economy to such an extent that you need to steal our money from Medicare to pay the bills.

6. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying income taxes our entire lives, and now you propose to increase our taxes yet again. Why? Because you “incompetent bastards” spent our money so profligately that you just kept on spending even after you ran out of money. Now, you come to the American taxpayers and say you need more to pay off YOUR debt.  And you never even asked us if we wanted to incur that debt!

To add insult to injury, you label us “greedy” for calling “bullshit” to your incompetence.

Well, Captain Bullshit, I have a few questions for YOU:

1. How much money have you earned from the American taxpayers during your pathetic 50-year political career?

2. At what age did you retire from your pathetic political career, and how much are you receiving in annual retirement benefits from the American taxpayers?

3. How much do you pay for YOUR government provided health insurance?

4. What cuts in YOUR retirement and healthcare benefits are you proposing in your disgusting deficit reduction proposal, or as usual, have you exempted yourself and your political cronies?

It is you, Captain Bullshit, and your political co-conspirators called Congress who are the “greedy” ones. It is you and your fellow nutcase thieves who have bankrupted America and stolen the American dream from millions of loyal, patriotic taxpayers.

And for what? Votes and your job and retirement security at our expense, you lunk-headed, leech.

That’s right, sir. You and yours have bankrupted America for the sole purpose of advancing your pathetic, political careers. You know it, we know it, and you know that we know it.

And you can take that to the bank, you miserable son of a bitch.

P.S. And stop calling Social Security benefits “entitlements”. WHAT AN INSULT!!!!

I have been paying in to the SS system for 45 years “It’s my money”-give it back to me the way the system was designed and stop patting yourself on the back like you are being generous by doling out these monthly checks .

Montana citizen, Patty Myers

Patty Myers, you are my HERO!!!!!!  Oh, and by the way, I’ll take all of MY SOCIAL SECURITY MONEY THAT I’VE PAID IN IN ONE LUMP SUM!!!! 

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You are overwhelmingly distracted by my flowers so that I may stab you with my sword.

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For those that don’t know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian.

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.

Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this!
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

This is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:

We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?

The broadcast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.

I would pay money to have seen her face…

I bet it would have made lemon juice look like honey.

And there it is again … something this dragon wishes HE had said.

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Once more with the strange signs …

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Discount Superman

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Stephanie sent that to me … and Stephanie … Dear … I have so many questions.

And I’ll be having some nightmares, as well.

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I came from a generation where “Keep

Talking” meant you better shut up!

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Okay … let’s do this!!!

Politics

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Not much in the way of Political Memes today, but with all the other political stuff I’ve thrown in today, I think I’ve made up for it … but there’s one more article I think I need to share with you …

Did you guys see this one?

US bishops to discuss Communion ban for Biden, left-wing politicians with ‘antithetical’ views

Basically the article discusses the fact that the US Conference of Catholic Bishops is discussing banning politicians, including Biden (only the second Catholic President) and Pelosi from the sacraments of the Catholic church and perhaps even labeling them Apostates for their political stances on things like abortion, which the Catholic Church is very much against.  Wouldn’t that be something for the “Leader of the Free World” to be kicked out of his church?  Absolutely perfect.  We already know he’s a liar and a thief, now we can throw in Apostate as well.  If you want to read the article yourself, here’s the link: https://www.foxnews.com/us/bishops-communion-ban-biden-politicians

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Breathtaking

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This is a volcano in Ethiopia that burns bright blue.

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Know

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Weird Fact

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The Los Angeles Coroner’s Office has its own quirky gift shop called Skeletons in the Closet.

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Some call it multi-tasking, I call it doing something else while I try to remember what I was doing in the first place.

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Age 12:  Fell off of bike at high velocity onto gravel road, biked 5 miles home.

Age 40:  Used wrong pillow, back was nonfunctional for two days.

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Pet Dragon?  PET Dragon?!  There are no PET Dragons!  No self-respecting dragon would ever become a PET!  Unless there were snacks and scratches involved …

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Onion Rings are Vegetable Donuts

That’s just WRONG!  And you may have just ruined donuts for me…

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And that’s it my friends … no more updates for this issue, but I have high hopes for the next one.  We have until the 4th of July…Independence Day … to help with some Independence with this Veteran and her family.

Thanks for all you guys do and thanks for hanging with me for this issue.  I’m hoping for one for Saturday, but we’ve got doctor appointments after work on Thursday and Friday and the grandkids are coming over on Saturday for Father’s Day on Sunday … so we’ll see.

May your days be filled with Love and Happiness.

Cheers,

Impish Dragon

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5 Responses to Dragon Laffs #1906

  1. Stephanie says:

    Fantastic news about her moving and having some feelings in her legs. Having worked with many people involved in accidents, that’s news that makes working with patients rewarding. Praying that healing will continue and she’ll be able to walk again.
    Thanking Jesus for what He has done and praying that she continues to have more recovery.
    Love ya Imp.
    BTW, there are ways to make a dragon your pet…..

  2. dowchuckil says:

    take care of your own first ! maybe our dummasss politicians might someday figure that part out too for the american citizens.
    happy anniversary!

  3. Leah D says:

    WOW! I could hardly keep my great granddaughter in two long enough to enjoy this very, very good issue! I hit Excellent and Good buttons because I think you need an Excellent plus button.

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