Good Morning Campers,
Busy, busy week. Nothing here to report. But, I do have a request. Mrs. Dragon had some tests done today and without going into too much detail, since it’s not my detail to go into, I would just ask for prayers and good thoughts that the all the tests come back in a friendly manner. I will do my best to keep you guys informed of the results.
Working this weekend, so I’m not sure if/when the next issue will be. You know, my usual caveat when I work the weekend. Just so you guys know.
And other than that, let’s get on with the good stuff and …
Okay, so it’s after Easter, but Papa Dragon Most Senior sent this and even though it’s an oldie it’s still a goodie, so here it is, late, but still funny …
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what’s wrong.
“I feel terrible!” he explains, “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM.”
The blonde says,”Don’t worry.”
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, “What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?”
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
“Hair Spray, Restores life to dead hair and adds permanent wave.”
And that, dear campers, is the epitome of a dad joke.
I was going to post about my afternoon run but I was autocorrected to afternoon rum so, change of plans.
I am going to print this out and serriptiously post it in our smoking area!!
Bozo Criminal for today comes from Long Island, New York, where Bozo Douglas Yee was driving down the Long Island Expressway when another car cut him off, or at least he felt like the guy cut him off. Our bozo was immediately overcome by road rage, chasing down the car, flashing a fake police badge at the driver and forcing him to pull over. The bozo then jumped out of his car and rushed up to the other car, again flashing his phony police badge and berating the guy for being such a lousy driver. The other gentleman calmly got out of his car and proceeded to arrest the bozo for impersonating a police officer. You see, the man he chased down and pulled over was actually an off duty New York City detective.
Going out Trick or Treating
I thought I was a good person, but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise.
We should make yard signs out of these and post them up all over the place!
I had this other friend who pretended for the longest time that he was a puppet by tying string to his arms and legs … he told me the most amazing stories about what the girls would do in front of him because they didn’t think he was a real boy.
Damn … I think I know where that road is at!
I have never seen an ALCOHOL company using a drunk person for any advertising.
Are they ashamed of their customers?
The word “Pennsylvania” is misspelled on the Liberty Bell.
Life sure has gone downhill …
And when parents stopped spanking kids on the butt for doing things that were stupid.
When a candidate tells you they are going to raise taxes, cut jobs, and open borders, and you vote for them anyway, you are more than stupid.
Because that’s how our “fair” country works. You fucking dumbasses!
See my last comments … you dumbasses!
Just like if they know your sexual proclivities or any other personal thing about you…
Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot.
Well, no shit. Don’t you think that’s the problem
The fact that celebrities have $20,000,000 for rioters bail and not a fucking penny for looting VICTIMS speaks volumes and volumes about the “elite”.
Love and happiness until we meet again my friends.
Still praying for Mrs Dragon. Miss you and hope all is well.
I wish you hadn’t told me about Mrs Dragon’s tests. So far, all my friends’ test results are coming back with ugly truth. I’m superstitious like that.
On the opposite side, prayer is winning. I’m spiritual like that.
Truly enjoy your laughs. JS forwards these to me. The nurse in me will tell you not to worry till they tell you to. Oh and double test results. Learned in nursing school 36 years ago that the doctors are men 1st doctors 2nd and men make mistakes. Saw the post with all the safety issues. Isn’t that the gender changing device? Heard they are big now. Well take care I have yard signs to make, 1 for the police and 1 for our road.