Dragon Laffs #1877


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Okay, so at least I’m not starting with a rant today.  I don’t know what I am starting with, but it’s definitely not a rant.  Well, at least it’s not a planned rant.  Right  now, at this particular second in time, I have absolutely nothing in mind to start this issue with. 

It has been an absolute shit week  A shit week amongst shit weeks.  So … in the indelible words of the Dragon Laffs motto: We are now going to Battle the World’s Bull Shit with Laughter!

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Nearly 100% of all deaths occur on Earth, making it the deadliest planet in our Solar System.

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I hate when people confuse education with intelligence.  You can have a degree and still be an idiot.

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Who decided that skeletons are scary because honestly I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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GOP SEN. KENNEDY: ‘WE DO NOT NEED MORE GUN CONTROL — WE NEED MORE IDIOT CONTROL’

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I’m really tired of people who complain about the price of everything …

$2.00 for a cup of coffee
$3.00 for coat check
$4.00 an hour for parking

I’m just going to stop inviting them to my house.

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I made a huge to do list today.

I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.

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There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Miller Duncan who passes along this story. From Columbia, South Carolina comes the story of bozo Reggie Johnson who ran an auto chop shop, selling various parts off of stolen cars. Our bozo was caught because he would grind off vehicle identification numbers from engine parts and replace them with his own social security number.

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Our own special reporter Lynn has sent us this … hot off the presses:

 

Exclusive: We Have Obtained A Copy Of Joe Biden’s Day Planner

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Joe Biden’s day planner was left on a table at a Washington DC Denny’s this week. Before returning to the White House, our staff was able to take pictures of the contents of Biden’s rigorous schedule. It is truly amazing that a man of Biden’s age has enough vim and vigor to accomplish so much every day. 

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“This is my Girl Scout War-craft Achievement Medal.  Why?  You want to make something of it?”

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And that’s exactly the way it should be

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Blogging

Blonde

Blondes

bloods vs crips

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blowing up cars

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Bodybuilding

Bold Statements

Bomb Squad

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The sooner everyone truly understands this next one, the better off we all will be:

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Migrants?  MIGRANTS?!  You mean the illegal fucking aliens that are being cuddled and taken care of by the self-centered democrats while our own homeless Americans (a good percentage of whom are veterans) are ignored and left hungry on the streets?  THOSE MIGRANTS?!?

Yeah, so okay, I guess I did find something to get pissed off about … again.

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And so it is with another issue of Dragon Laffs … we’re mean, but they are asking us to leave.  Time to go, head out, beat feet, and all those other clichés that I can’t think of right now.

Until we meet again my friends, be well, and stay laughing.

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1 Response to Dragon Laffs #1877

  1. Leah D says:

    Love the social security/rich ‘toon. I am dumbfounded by all the women (no, I never have seen a man do it) who play the ‘games’ on FB, that ask questions like “All people have anger issues, tap on your egg to reveal yours”. Then they answer more questions. These are the same women who complain of identity theft, and gush over how much the ‘psychic’ she called for a reading, knew about her.

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