Dragon Laffs #1876


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Good Morning Campers,flower smile

Well, it’s supposed to be Spring Time…we’ll have to see how it all works out.  So far this week it’s been really nice, but I have to get this off my chest before I go any further…I’m really, really pissed off.  So, I’m going to start today’s issue off with a

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Right now, the Biden administration is putting illegal aliens in fucking hotel rooms to the tune of over $300 a night!  Why are they spending our money on people who are here illegally when we have some many homeless Americans?  There are over 40,000 homeless Veterans, men and women who have served our country, sworn to give up their lives for this country, who have to sleep outside or in a fucking box at night, who aren’t given the same treatment as people who have stolen their way into this country illegally!  And do you want to know why?  Because the chicken-shit politicians know that the Vets probably won’t vote for them and the illegals will!  Let’s not do the right thing!  Let’s not take care of the people who swore an oath to take care of us!  Let’s do the thing that is self centered, greedy, and self-absorbed, because everyone knows that the politicians are the only ones that matter!  You bloviating pigs!

I’m so sick and tired of this shit.  There are so many things they could be doing with our money that is good and wholesome and right and instead they are lining their pockets, sending our money overseas and doing what they can to be re-elected.  All of this shit would be solved if we had term limits.  If they couldn’t be re-elected then MAYBE they might spend a little of their time doing what the hell they are SUPPOSED to be doing.  Then again, probably not.  They’d just be stealing our money faster since they wouldn’t have as much time.

THIS IS JUST WRONG PEOPLE!!!!  Why are we not all up in arms over this?  Our border should be CLOSED!  I’m not saying we shouldn’t let in people.  But they need to do it the right way!  We’ve always had a means to welcome people into our country.  Learn the friggin’ language, do it the right way.  Become a contributing citizen.  I have enough trouble taking care of my family; I don’t need to take care of another one!  Neither do any of you.  Why aren’t we pissed off about this!  I can’t afford to put my family in a $300 a night hotel! 

HOW DARE THEY SPEND OUR MONEY THIS WAY!  THEY WORK FOR US!  THEY NEED TO BE FIRED!  THIS IS PURE BULLSHIT!

Okay, I gotta go on to the laughter before I have a fucking aneurism.  This has got to stop.

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Thanks to Pete for his advice on how you defeat racism:

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Makes perfect sense to me.  I don’t give a damn what you look like on the outside.  I do care a great deal about what you are like on the inside. 

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Here’s something to make you feel good … especially about our Veterans.

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“This guy named John has been coming into my work for years. I told him I was going to Vietnam next week with my girlfriend. He told me he was over there during the fall of Saigon and helped orphan babies get on evacuation planes and helicopters as a Marine. I told him I was one of those babies. He looked at me, his eyes started to well up and said he might have held me in his arms during the rescue mission (Operation Babylift). We talked for a while and I thanked him dearly for his service and kindness. In the end, he told me he’ll sleep better tonight knowing that a small innocent baby has now grown up with a better life in America. What an amazing man you are John. And thank you again for your service! I’m no longer an orphan.” — Aron Moxley

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Sometimes, those Druidic symbols just need to be dealt with.

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Sasquatch’s Firearm Refresher Course

1. “Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.” ~Thomas Jefferson

2. “Those who trade liberty for security have neither.” ~ John Adams

3. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms

4. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

5. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

6. Gun control is not about guns; it’s about control.

7. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.

8. Know guns, know peace, know safety.

          No guns, no peace, no safety.

9. You don’t shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

10. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

11. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

12. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.

13. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

14. What part of ‘shall not be infringed’ do you NOT understand?

15. Guns have only two enemies; rust and politicians.

16. When you remove the people’s right to bear arms, you create slaves.

17. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.

IF YOU AGREE, PASS THIS ‘REFRESHER’ ON TO TEN FREE CITIZENS.

“I love this country, it’s the government I’m afraid of.”

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Truth sounds like hate to those who hate the truth.

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I used to make fun of my parents for going to bed at 9:30…

… now I wonder how they stayed up so late.

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“He wants a divorce?  I’ll give him a divorce!”

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I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all.

I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.

I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt.  I even had full medical benefits coverage.

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?”

“Oh no, nothing like that,” he said. “Because of Coronavirus, I was unexpectedly paroled.”

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How do you milk sheep?

Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000 for it.

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bitch please

bitch slap

Bitch

Bitches Love Toast

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Black People

Blackout

Blade

blame

Blasphemy

Blind Date

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To get rid of unwanted junk during the holidays …

Put it in an Amazon box and leave it on the front porch.

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I have not lost my marbles.

The bag was empty when I got it.

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A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.  So would mine, probably, if I was having sex with something made out of bacon. ~ Periwinkle Jones

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Okay you guys really got pissed off these last couple of days and sent me a crap ton of political cartoons and memes.  And I’m going to finish off today’s issue with as many of them as will fit. 

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Trump took down ISIS.

Biden took down Dr. Seuss and Mr. Potato Head.

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It’s like America’s amazing dad is leaving us and Mom’s new perverted boyfriend just pulled up in his Trans-Am.

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And it’s working like a charm.

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Yeah, cause that’s important

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Hasbro is making a “Kamala Harris” Potato Head Doll.  They are calling it, “IDAHO”.

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When corrupt politicians start going to jail, we can start trusting the government again.

That would pretty much clear out Washington, D.C.

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Hey!  Here’s an idea for you:  Instead of doubling the minimum wage and forgiving loans to irresponsible students, how about doubling Social Security for those who ALREADY worked their asses off and have been responsible for 50 years.

Call it Senior Earned Income

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Republicans and Democrats are nothing more than a pair of unfit parents in a custody battle over America.

They’re not hurting each other near as much as they’re hurting this country.

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I’m sick of hearing “UNDOCUMENTED”.  The word is “ILLEGAL”.  Let’s all say it together:

“ILLEGAL”

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I believe we should have an investigation into every multimillionaire in congress who has accumulated that wealth on a congressional salary using our tax dollars. ~ Charlie Kirk

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Amen!  And you people who are trying to take our guns better beware!  How long would that fucker in Colorado have lasted if some of those people in the grocery store had been armed?

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They are hiring again at the Coca-Cola company.

And that my friends is that for today.  I hope you all found something to laugh at or something to get pissed off at. 

Either one.

Love and happiness to you all.

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1 Response to Dragon Laffs #1876

  1. alan F says:

    Sir, totally agree with your opening rant. Exactly the same is happening with illegals in England. It is criminal.

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