Dragon Laffs #1858


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Good Morning Campers,

Not sure what the storm are all about.  Might be my mood for having to deal with idiots all day, might be the new round of really stupid weather we are dealing with here.  Today is Thursday … with lots of snow still on the ground, this afternoon we got a little rain, then sleet and now it’s snowing.  The temperature, has been hovering around 32 degrees but is supposed to plummet over the weekend to below zero and stay there for the next week.  Adding a couple of inches of snow to the total we have.  BUT, this is a UTA.  So we have a bunch of people coming in from out of state and it’s going to be a bit dicey for them.  So, it’s going to be an interesting weekend.

And it might also be all the crap that Biden is doing to PISS ME OFF! 

But who knows …

It could just be my sparkling personality.

So … let’s see if we can’t do something to cheer me up.

Let's Laugh

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Nothing in the English language starts with an N and ends with a G.

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I swear, people at coffee shops are just saying random things.  “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad oy hexagon vortex hypotenuse.”

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I heard there’s a culture that worships the number zero.

Is nothing sacred?

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I heard today that President Trump declined their kind offer of testifying at their faked impeachment trial.  Good for him.

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Some people age like a fine wine.

I aged like milk – I got sour and chunky.

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If you had to choose between eating bacon everyday, or being skinny for the rest of y9ur life – would you choose Applewood or Hickory Smoked?

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Dragon Pix

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“So … the plantiff can now make his opening arguments …”

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That’s one hell of a drive home!  You better be stone cold sober!

The Bozo Criminal for today comes from Andover, MD, where police feel sure they have solved a string of vending machine robberies. Bozo Sam Frabian was arrested and charged with robbing vending machines. He promptly paid his four hundred dollar bail–entirely in quarters.

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Fantasy

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More Fairy Porn

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People think their luck just could not get any worse, and they go around feeling sorry for themselves. 

They think everyone else life’s is problem free, and so much better than theirs.

Those are the times to look around at other peoples misfortunes, and suddenly, your life does not look so bad after all?
Next time you think you are having one of those bad days, and things just could not get any worse, I want you to think of this guy!

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There has got to be one hell of a story that goes along with this … or one hell of an angry farmer.

I’m now going to give you an extra large edition of …

Political

Or maybe in this case it should be …

public service

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The amazing thing is, that I’ve already seen polls where Biden’s approval rating is at like 36%.  Now, most of the news media is reporting it as “adjusted” to around 51%.  Why the hell do you have to adjust it?  Just like you “adjusted” the election results?  But, the surprising thing is that there are one or two media sources who are actually reporting the actual results and telling the truth.  It seems that some people are already tired of his bullshit and putting people in other fucking countries before Americans and his buddies and cronies ahead of the people who he’s supposed to be taking care of.  It’s like I’ve said before, if his mouth is movin’ Biden’s lyin’!

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I must be extremely tired, but I laughed like hell at that one.

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Sadly, I’m running out of time and have to work all weekend and it’s going to be a nutty friggin’ weekend … and I can’t talk about it.  So, let’s just I’m going to throw the most stuff I can in here in the shortest amount of time and call it an issue.

Motivational

Advice

Affection

Affordable Housing

Africa

Agile Riposte

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Aim High

Air Bags

Air Force Cyberwarrior

Air Superiority

Air_Superiority

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And that my friends is it.  I gotta go.  Love and happiness to you all.

Cheers!

Impish Dragon

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3 Responses to Dragon Laffs #1858

  1. Stephanie says:

    Im curious about something. Biden has stopped allowing flights from Africa. Why isn’t he called a racist? Perhaps it has nothing to do with color or race, just safety. You and I know that if Trump had done the exact same thing, he would have been vilinized in multiple ways.

  2. Leah D says:

    Nothing in the English language starts with an N and ends with a G????.
    “noodling” starts with an ‘n’ and ends with a ‘g’.
    “nodding” does too, which is what I am doing, since I had a very bad night, and the reason I can’t give you any more NG words.

  3. Tomw says:

    I really enjoy your laffs. Thought you might like this.

    Even if you do nothing else today, please read this.

    And Pass it on

    WHAT IS GASLIGHTING?

    The term originates in the systematic psychological manipulation of a victim by her husband in

    Patrick Hamilton’s 1938 stage play Gas Light, and the film adaptations released in 1940 and 1944.

    In the story the husband attempts to convince his wife and others that she is insane by manipulating

    small elements of their environment and insisting that she is mistaken, remembering things

    incorrectly, or delusional when she points out these changes.

    The play’s title alludes to how the abusive husband slowly dims the gas lights in their home,

    while pretending nothing has changed, in an effort to make his wife doubt her own perceptions.

    The wife repeatedly asks her husband to confirm her perceptions about the dimming lights, but

    in defiance of reality, he keeps insisting that the lights are the same and instead it is she

    who is going insane.

    Today we are living in a perpetual state of gaslighting. The reality that we are being told by the

    media is at complete odds with what we are seeing with our own two eyes. And when we question

    the false reality that we are being presented, or we claim that what we see is that actual reality,

    we are vilified as racist or bigots or just plain crazy. You’re not racist. You’re not crazy.

    You’re being gaslighted.

    New York State has twice as many deaths from Covid-19 than any other state, and New York

    has accounted for one fifth of all Covid-19 deaths, but we are told that New York Governor

    Andrew Cuomo has handled the pandemic better than any other governor. But if we support

    policies of Governors whose states had only a fraction of the infections and deaths as New York,

    we’re called anti-science and want people to die. So, we ask ourselves, am I crazy?

    No, you’re being gaslighted.

    We see mobs of people looting stores, smashing windows, setting cars on fire and burning

    down buildings, but we are told that these demonstrations are peaceful protests And when

    we call this destruction of our cities, riots, we are called racists. So, we ask ourselves, am I crazy?

    No, you’re being gaslighted.

    We see the major problem destroying many inner-cities is crime; murder, gang violence,

    drug dealing, drive-by shootings, armed robbery, but we are told that it is not crime, but the police

    that are the problem in the inner-cities.We are told we must defund the police and remove

    law enforcement from crime-riddled cities to make them safer But if we advocate for more policing i

    n cities overrun by crime, we are accused of being white supremacists and racists. So, we ask ourselves, am I crazy?

    No, you’re being gaslighted.

    The United States of America accepts more immigrants than any other country in the world.

    The vast majority of the immigrants are “people of color”, and these immigrants are enjoying

    freedom and economic opportunity not available to them in their country of origin, but we are

    told that the United States is the most racist and oppressive country on the planet, and if we disagree,

    we are called racist and xenophobic. So, we ask ourselves, am I crazy?

    No, you’re being gaslighted.

    Capitalist countries are the most prosperous countries in the world The standard of living is the highest

    in capitalist countries. We see more poor people move up the economic ladder to the middle and even the

    wealthy class through their effort and ability in capitalist countries than any other economic system in the

    world, but we are told capitalism is an oppressive system designed to keep people down. So, we ask ourselves,

    am I crazy?

    No, you’re being gaslighted.

    Communist countries killed over 100 million people in the 20th century. Communist countries strip

    their citizens of basic human rights, dictate every aspect of their lives, treat their citizens as slaves,

    and drive their economies into the ground, but we are told that Communism is the fairest, most equitable,

    freest, and most prosperous economic system in the world. So, we ask ourselves, am I crazy? No, you’re being gaslighted.

    The most egregious example of gaslighting is the concept of “white fragility”. You spend your life trying

    to be a good person, trying to treat people fairly and with respect. You disavow racism and bigotry in all

    its forms. You judge people solely on the content of their character and not by the color of their skin. You

    don’t discriminate based on race or ethnicity. But you are told you are a racist, not because of something

    you did or said, but solely because of the color of your skin. You know instinctively that charging someone

    with racism because of their skin color is itself racist. You know that you are not racist, so you defend

    yourself and your character, but you are told that your defense of yourself is proof of your racism. So, we ask ourselves, am I crazy?

    No, you’re being gaslighted.

    Gaslighting has become one of the most pervasive and destructive tactics in American politics. It is the

    exact opposite of what our political system was meant to be. It deals in lies and psychological coercion,

    and not the truth and intellectual discourse. If you ever ask yourself if you’re crazy, you are not. Crazy people

    aren’t sane enough to ask themselves if they’re crazy. So, trust yourself, believe what’s in your heart. Trust

    your eyes over what you are told. Never listen to the people who tell you that you are crazy, because you are not,

    you’re being gaslighted.

    Sophocles said: “What people believe prevails over the truth.” And that’s what the media are trying to exploit.

    If you have read this far let me say one thing. I did not write the above and I am not sure who the author is.

    I sent this to you because you are hopefully smart enough to understand what is being done to you on a daily

    basis from many directions. I do not care about your political party affiliation. Just think through what you are

    being told. Don’t listen with a deaf ear, or see with a blind eye. Question everything — even things from people

    who you think you can trust. Question why you are being told whatever, by whomever. Question their motives.

    Question who benefits. Question if there is a hidden agenda behind the propaganda. Question, Question, Question.

    Then do your own research, and use some of your own critical thinking skills to get to the truth. Listen with your

    heart and with your mind.

    Sadly, 95% of the masses don’t even know that they are being gaslighted. At least now you do. If this makes

    sense to you, then forward to your friends who you think might ‘get it’.

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