Good Morning Campers,
Not sure what the storm are all about. Might be my mood for having to deal with idiots all day, might be the new round of really stupid weather we are dealing with here. Today is Thursday … with lots of snow still on the ground, this afternoon we got a little rain, then sleet and now it’s snowing. The temperature, has been hovering around 32 degrees but is supposed to plummet over the weekend to below zero and stay there for the next week. Adding a couple of inches of snow to the total we have. BUT, this is a UTA. So we have a bunch of people coming in from out of state and it’s going to be a bit dicey for them. So, it’s going to be an interesting weekend.
And it might also be all the crap that Biden is doing to PISS ME OFF!
But who knows …
It could just be my sparkling personality.
So … let’s see if we can’t do something to cheer me up.
Nothing in the English language starts with an N and ends with a G.
I swear, people at coffee shops are just saying random things. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad oy hexagon vortex hypotenuse.”
I heard there’s a culture that worships the number zero.
Is nothing sacred?
I heard today that President Trump declined their kind offer of testifying at their faked impeachment trial. Good for him.
Some people age like a fine wine.
I aged like milk – I got sour and chunky.
If you had to choose between eating bacon everyday, or being skinny for the rest of y9ur life – would you choose Applewood or Hickory Smoked?
“So … the plantiff can now make his opening arguments …”
That’s one hell of a drive home! You better be stone cold sober!
The Bozo Criminal for today comes from Andover, MD, where police feel sure they have solved a string of vending machine robberies. Bozo Sam Frabian was arrested and charged with robbing vending machines. He promptly paid his four hundred dollar bail–entirely in quarters.
More Fairy Porn
People think their luck just could not get any worse, and they go around feeling sorry for themselves.
They think everyone else life’s is problem free, and so much better than theirs.
Those are the times to look around at other peoples misfortunes, and suddenly, your life does not look so bad after all?
Next time you think you are having one of those bad days, and things just could not get any worse, I want you to think of this guy!
There has got to be one hell of a story that goes along with this … or one hell of an angry farmer.
I’m now going to give you an extra large edition of …
Or maybe in this case it should be …
The amazing thing is, that I’ve already seen polls where Biden’s approval rating is at like 36%. Now, most of the news media is reporting it as “adjusted” to around 51%. Why the hell do you have to adjust it? Just like you “adjusted” the election results? But, the surprising thing is that there are one or two media sources who are actually reporting the actual results and telling the truth. It seems that some people are already tired of his bullshit and putting people in other fucking countries before Americans and his buddies and cronies ahead of the people who he’s supposed to be taking care of. It’s like I’ve said before, if his mouth is movin’ Biden’s lyin’!
I must be extremely tired, but I laughed like hell at that one.
Sadly, I’m running out of time and have to work all weekend and it’s going to be a nutty friggin’ weekend … and I can’t talk about it. So, let’s just I’m going to throw the most stuff I can in here in the shortest amount of time and call it an issue.
And that my friends is it. I gotta go. Love and happiness to you all.