My dearest Campers,

It’s damn cold out!  Some of you are suffering worse than we are and we are really, really cold.  We have wind chills of –20 degrees and below.  That’s crazy!  My little brother, the Owl, lives in Florida and actually found out what the red area on the car’s heater switch was for.

Anyway, laughter is a great way to stay warm, so…what do you say we heat this place up!

My back deck.  Yup, it’s just the beginning.

I heard internet addiction is now an official mental disorder and you can go to rehab for it.  I’m only going if there’s Wi-Fi.

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9 p.m. or so.

Forget boob shots or boot shots.  Show me a pic of your medicine cabinet so I know what I’m dealing with.

 

TRIAL AND ERROR.  BUT MOSTLY ERROR.  LIKE, A SHITLOAD OF ERROR.

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell of the bicycle, the bottle would break.

So, I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

Not to brag, but I have one of those metabolisms that I can eat anything I want and still get fat.

Everyone has a hidden talent they don’t know about until the tequila is poured.

At times I wish I had a clone, but then I realize, I could never live with that asshole.

I have been putting a lot of thought into it and I just don’t think being an adult is gonna work out for me.

I wish Santa would publish his naughty list.  What a great way to meet people.

 

Lady in the commercial for the Life Alert necklace said she fell and laid there for 8 hours until her friend came.  MY question is, why didn’t the cameraman help her up?

 

 

 

 

 

That’s gonna have to do it for today campers.  Hope you have a great weekend.  Stay warm, stay safe and be happy.

Impish