Dragon Laffs #1579


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Good Morning Campers,

I can hardly wait until this weekend when the Christmas break…MY Christmas break, starts.  If anybody around the world does anything to screw this up, I swear I will take on the country myself.  A pissed-off ancient blue dragon is NOT anything they even want to THINK about dealing with!  These 12 hour days are kicking this dragon’s ass!

So what do you all say if we just go ahead and laugh?  I really, truly need it!

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Most people have “Ah-ha!” moments… I just have “Oh for fuck’s sake, seriously?” moments.

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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, were chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love lives.

All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers.

After a few days, they met up for lunch and compared notes.

The engaged woman: “The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and, a mask.  He saw me and said: ‘You are the woman of my life. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.”

The mistress: “Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.   When I opened the raincoat, he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night!”

The married woman said: “I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night when my husband came home.  I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.  As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said: ‘What’s for dinner, Batman?‘”

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Dear Santa,

Does naughty count if you do it very nicely?

 

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See you on Saturday!

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4 Responses to Dragon Laffs #1579

  1. Paul Bader says:

    sorry – i’m still behind on my reading – hope you had a great birthday

  2. Ginny. says:

    ATTENTION; IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT…..THIS SUNDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2017 OUR ONE
    AND ONLY BLUE DRAGON IS CELEBRATING HIS BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! PLEASE DROP HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND A HAPPY VACATION. TO LET HIM KNOW WE ALL LOVE HIM AND APPRECIATE ALL THE LAFFS HE SENDS TO US.

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