It’s been a long week.
Found out the other day that my hip surgery is scheduled for 21 August. At long last, I’m hoping the pain will begin to be a thing of the past.
The weather has been unseasonably cold. I thought this whole global warming thing was supposed to give me more time in the pool, not less. I haven’t been in all week! Not that I’ve really had time…
So, let’s get on with the laughs.
In case you have old eyes have had a tough day and can’t read it, it says, “Damn fool thing to do – asking a wood nymph for a little head.”
This next video is so cool!
And here is another cool video…this one is called: “If it were not FILMED, no one would BELIEVE IT | Videos you will not believe.”
Okay, so I guess it’s video day…cause here’s another one. This is a sequel to the last one, “If it were not filmed, no one would believe it! 2017”
It doesn’t matter how big your house is, how much money you have, or that you wear expensive clothes. Our graves will be the same size. Stay humble.
What did our parents do when they got bored with no internet?
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
It’s a cool picture, I don’t know why.
An elderly couple were sat together and the lady said, “I remember when you kissed me whenever you could.”
The man leant over and pecked her on the cheek.
“I also remember when you held my hand all the time.”
The old man placed his hand on hers.
She continued, “I remember when you used to nibble my neck.”
The old man got up and shuffled out of the room.
“Where are you going?” asked the old lady.
“To find my teeth,” said the old man.
Every woman’s dream:
Her ideal man takes her in his arms, throws her on the bed…
and cleans the whole house while she sleeps.
Well played, indeed.
Yeah, I just like this one, too.
I know, that each and everyone of you know someone like that. If you don’t, than maybe it’s you.
A man went into a café and sat his six children at a table. A woman asked, “Are all of those children yours?”
”No, I work for a condom company…these are customer complaints.”
Yeah, yeah…it should’ve have a groaner warning.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive?
I just did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again…
“May I ask what you’re building?” asks the man behind the counter.
“Yeah, it’s going to be a barbecue.”
That’s a lot of bricks for one barbecue,” “Not really; you have to consider that I live on the 18th floor.”
That is truly amazing!
How about finishing off with a couple of fun videos?