Today is Sunday. Almost a week before this issue will be posted. I’m trying to be good and get this started early, instead of just waiting to the last minute. So…this is me starting early.
Today was my only day off this week and I spent just about the whole day on yard work. Not only did it wear me out, but I’ve put such a strain on my back that I can barely move this evening. I’ll bet tomorrow will be LOTS of fun.
Speaking of tomorrow, there may be some relief in sight. My pain doctor is going to give me a deep spine injection to try and calm my back down a little bit. I hope so, cause the pain meds sure ain’t cuttin’ it right now. We’ll see.
Well, as you’re reading this, tomorrow has already happened five days ago! So, for me writing to you, it’s not for another 21 hours, but for you it was five days in the past. That is so cool! So tell me…how did it go? Did the injection work? I hope so. It’s been pretty hit and miss in the past when I’ve gotten one of these.
Anyway, long hard day, what do you say we start laughing a little bit? Yup, sounds like a plan to me!
I looked at her, and said, I’m interested in buying a refrigerator. She didn’t quite know how to respond. Am I getting to be that age?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!
When people see a cat’s litter box they always say, ‘Oh, have you got a cat?’
Just once I want to say, ‘No, it’s for company!’
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency.
I think you should write, ‘An ambulance.’ Or a doctor!
So, I got my shot this afternoon…I’m not overly impressed so far. I hope to goodness I’m feeling better tomorrow than I am now. Right now, everything just friggin’ hurts, so I’m going to call it a night early tonight and get some sleep so that maybe I can get up for work tomorrow and go to my next appointment tomorrow…the foot doctor who (you remember the movie) pulled half my nail off.
I’m freaking falling apart. LOL!
This was a gift from an avid reader.
Real quick update…Tuesday Morning…woke up this morning and everything felt pretty good! Gonna take this baby out for a drive and see how the back holds up. Plus, I’ve got dart league tonight.
Ain’t that the truth!
I saw this headline and I just had to share it…
PRO-HILLARY PAC ENLISTS INTERNET TROLLS TO ATTACK NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT HER ON SOCIAL MEDIA
Trolls, they’re not just under bridges in fairy tales. They are everywhere on the internet. Now, a pro-Hillary Clinton SuperPAC is spending $1 million to attack negative comments on social media and, no doubt, sites like this one.
That really figures! Hillary is such a lying truthful conniving um…sweet bitch beauty queen … what are you doing?
Trying to get a piece of that $1 million. It’s not like you pay me well.
Terrence, they are looking for internet trolls, you’re a REAL troll.
So, shouldn’t that give me an advantage?
Quite possibly in the world of Hillary, but you don’t do it by crossing out my words in editing and putting in your own. It means going to different websites and writing why she’s a better candidate than anyone else.
But she’s not.
So, you see the problem?
This next one is so good! And I’ve gotten this one about a dozen times from you guys.
Oh my goodness, ain’t that the ever-lovin’ truth!!!
Dammit Terrence! Stop already!
The very first time I’m standing outside the ladies room, waiting for my wife or daughter to come out and some guy goes in because he “thinks he should have been born with a pussy and wasn’t” him and I are BOTH going to the hospital. He’ll be going flat out on a stretcher and I’ll be going to get my size ten and a half boot back when they surgically remove it from his ass! Although I might just let him keep it as a reminder of the penalty for a first offense.
It’s Friday morning. How time flies when you’re…well…working all week isn’t really “fun” but I’ve kinda grown accustomed to the finer things in life.
Like some place to sleep at night without fear of someone recycling my house when I’m away.
Like luxury items like electricity, heat, food.
Oh…wait…I know how I can do both! I know how I can really have fun every week by not having to work so hard and by having all the money and luxury items I want!
I GOT A PLAN!
We need to elect a democrat! Then everything will be free for everyone!
Then everything will be free for everyone!
Then everything will be free for everyone!
Why don’t I hear cheering from you guys?
Okay now look. I was being obtuse to prove a point. How can any thinking or even semi thinking person believe this crap? This is really easy.
For one person to get something for free that they didn’t work for, someone else has to work for something that they didn’t get. Unless we start throwing magic around or plant that “Free Shit” Tree, it can’t last for long!
Anyway, got to get ready to go to work. You guys keep reading and we’ll meet up for the finale tonight.
I wish my wallet came with free-refills!
As seems to be the case lately, I’ve already gotten a large submission of videos for inclusion in this issue, and it’s only Monday!! Let’s start with this one and I must caution you, don’t try this at home, kids.
Okay, after this one on YouTube there is a TON more by the same guys. And they’re all a bit strange, but really fun to watch.
This one is awesome! How many of the stars can you name?
What a beautiful rendition. I imagine the Duke is rolling over in his grave because of how Hollywood is today with all the left wing, socialist morons there now.
And this last one is one of my favorite outtakes from one of my favorite shows…
A lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?”
“Sure,” answered the lady, “do you need a lift?”
“Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They’re a bit stressed already so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you $100 for your trouble.”
“I’d be happy to,” said the lady.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde’s car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
“What are you doing here?” he demanded! “I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.”
“Yes, I know you did,” said the lady. “But we had money left over so now we’re going to Sea World.”
A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”
He answered, “Call for backup.”
Did you know that if you put your ear up against a stranger’s leg you can hear, “What the fuck are you doing?”
salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful,
leggy, busty blonde.
“I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000
asking price,” said the man. “Yet I just heard you close the deal for
$65,000 to the lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no
discount on this model.”
“Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her,
how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them
the keys.”There you go,” she said. “I told you I would get the dope to reduce it.
See you later, dad.”
Okay, so that last line was completely unnecessary.
Funny as hell, but unnecessary.
Well, I came home from work today (Friday) not feeling very well, so I’m going to end this here and wish you all a wonderful weekend.
[sniffling] I miss the Duke and Ronald Regan so much!
They were or last two great American public figures!
I have been getting injections in my spine for years. I’d hate to live without them. I’ve often wondered if it is the magic of my doctor, because other people I have talked to don’ t seem to get the same relief. I sure hope you do!
I, too, have been having spinal injections for years. And they don’t usually work for me.
Except this time, they seem to have worked really good. Really gooder. The goodest. Hmm, wonder why the computer is saying that gooder and goodest aren’t words?
Anyway, like I said. The injection has really taken a lot of the pain from my lower back, which is the worst of my arthritis. And it has already lasted longer than most of the injections I get. I have played darts mostly pain free since I got it and it has improved my game. Gee, go figure.
Thank you to all who have gave well wishes to both myself and the great green one.
Speaking of the waterlogged Leprechaun, last I heard they (Houston, home of the Keebler Keep, the ONE Tree and where Lethal lives) were expecting more heavy rain this weekend. It is early Sunday morning so I don’t expect to hear from him for a couple of hours, but I have sent out some dragon scouts to check out the area. Upon their return, they had to go to Veterinarian services for gunshot wounds, arrows stuck in them, numerous bullet holes and even scorches from a flame thrower. I haven’t gotten a full debriefing yet but I did hear something about “damn Texans and their bar-b-ques.” So, hopefully more news later.
Impish with a bad back…half a toe nail….Lethal going down hill with near pneumonia…no power from storms and flooding. Our guys are falling apart….we all hope you get better….without your issues of Dragon Laffs the world won’t laugh again. Your issues this week even with everything going wrong were some of your best. Be well and know we love you bunches!
Impish,, hope your back feels better soon,,, enjoyed this issue