Good Morning Campers,

Been a pretty uneventful week this week, with two exceptions.  The first, is that I will be out of town next week.  I am going to a special conference in Kansas.  Yeah, that’s right, Kansas.  Maybe I’ll get to see a real live tornado!  That would be so cool. 

It’s something that’s been on my bucket list for many years…to take a picture of a tornado up close.  Not TOO up close, but just enough up close.

The second thing that happened this week is that I had an ingrown toenail removed.  The doctor actually just cut straight down my nail and yanked the one side right out.  And since this was the second time in less than a year that the same nail developed the same problem, he put acid in my toe to kill the root so that part of the nail would never grow back. 

And do I have a special treat for all you campers out there….I filmed the removal of the nail.  Takes less than a minute, can you believe that?  Now, I will warn you, it is a teensy bit gross, so if blood and that sort of stuff bothers you, then I would suggest you not watch, but if you have even a slightly tough stomach, you should be just fine.

And yes, I put it to music…so here now, is:

Pretty cool, right? 

I think using modern technology to record ordinary things is a great use of the stuff.  I have a video of the doctor removing the staples from my knee after my knee replacement surgery.  So, maybe I’m weird, but I think it’s pretty cool.

You know what else is cool?

Dragon Laffs.

So, let’s get started.

 

 

I always carry a little crazy with me, cause you never know when it’s going to come in handy.

I have reached a point in my life where my mind says, “I can do that.” and my body says, “Try it and die, fat boy.”

How many of these 34 do you recognize? Surprisingly, at least to me, I only got half of them at 17.  The good part is that I just added 17 more books to my “To Read” list.

I saw this on the desk of one of our secretaries.  When I asked her where she got it from, she said, “Right in the DL & LL Gift Shop right off the lobby.”

I thanked her and left, but wanted to ask her two more questions.  One would have been, “We have a Gift Shop?” and the second one would have been, “We have a Lobby?”

 

 

A  candid shot from our last year’s white water canoeing trip down the river Styx.

Although it’s a dinosaur, the sentiment is the same with a picture of a dragon…and besides…dinosaurs haven’t been around for a LONG time!

This next one comes from our dear friend and fellow camper, Karl K., aka K².

*Trump’s Special Qualifications For Being President*

 

This is from my Dad…Papa Dragon Most Senior…and is a great way to open our segment on Pestering Politicians.
As a Senior Voting Adult, here is my list of demands for any candidate running for the chair at the head of the table.

HERE IS WHAT WE WANT..
1.  Hillary: held accountable for her previous wrongs!
2. Put “GOD” back in America !!!
3. Borders: Closed or tightly guarded!
4. Congress: On the same retirement & healthcare plans as everybody else .
5. Congress: Obey its own laws NOW!
6. Language: English only!
7. Culture: Constitution and the Bill of Rights!
8. Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before & during Welfare!
9. Freebies:  NONE to Non-Citizens!
10. Budget: Balance the damn thing!
11. Foreign Countries: Stop giving them our money! Charge them for our help! We need it here.
12. Fix the TAX CODE!
And most of all.
13. “RESPECT OUR MILITARY AND OUR FLAG!!”

Pretty much everyone of those demands (and “demands” is the correct and proper word.  Just like your boss makes demands upon you at work, so the politicians need to remember that they work for US!) we’ve discussed in Dragon Laffs or Leprechaun Laffs or both.

My Gawd!  Sounds just like real life!

It is very, very difficult to live in that glass house with that stone quarry right next door.

Okay everyone smile and wave for the camera.

And there it is.  The perfect finale.  I know that there is a special place in hell set aside and just waiting for her arrival.

A cop with a drug sniffing dog says to me, “This dog tells me you’re on drugs.”

I said, “I’m on drugs?  You’re the one talking to dogs.”

PEOPLE ARE SO UNGRATEFUL! No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.

Not a chance in hell!!

Men say that women should come with instructions…What’s the point of that?  Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?

 

Truly remarkable!  The largest glacier calving ever caught on video!  The overwhelming size of this is impossible to imagine.

Who doesn’t like Family Feud?  No one.  So when we find clips of the funny spots we just have to share them.  This one is one of the best.

 

This one is hilarious!  I think my dog’s a democrat!

 

 

Here’s one from Ginny Entitled “Getting Old is not for Sissies”

 

Yup, I too have days where the gravity is too high.

That looks pretty damn aggressive to me!

 

What is it that Lethal says? “We couldn’t make this shit up?”

Flying saucer found smashed to bits in Roswell, suspect in custody

Authorities found a flying saucer smashed to pieces on the side of the road near Roswell, N.M.

No, this isn’t 1947, and the government isn’t likely to claim it was merely a weather balloon.

The craft cops found earlier this month was the remains of a decorative spaceship previously displayed at the International UFO Museum and Research Center. But three people had grabbed the disc-shaped spaceship on March 19, loaded it into the back of a pickup truck and took off.

Police, however, had surveillance tape of the theft and someone recognized the pickup truck used in the getaway, according to a Facebook post from the Roswell Police Department.

That led officers to arrest a 17-year-old boy in the case on Saturday. The teen was booked into the Chaves County Juvenile Detention Center. He has not given information about why he may have taken the spaceship.

Authorities are still seeking the other two suspects.

Jeannie (Gracie) sent me the above article with the subject line of Youngsters are really beginning to piss me off.  I agree. 

Has anyone else noticed that the symbol ‘ & ‘ looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?
Keep looking at it, you’ll see it.

A  FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

   In  Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days.  He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

   The case was brought before a judge.  After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, “Case dismissed!”

   The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying, “Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case?  The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays…”

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, “But you do. Your client is woefully ignorant.”

   The lawyer said,” Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.”

   The judge said, “The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’  Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned…”

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

Wholeheartedly Agreed!!

Man, I hope not!  That’s awful!

I think the cat is a superhero…or a monster.  One or the other.

Don’t we all know at least one person with this level of intelligence?  But, wait!  If you don’t know at least one person this dumb, then possibly it’s you!