DL/LL Digital Media Christmas 2015 Edition


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As you get off the elevator you are greeted by a Christmas Wonderland. Garland strung between giant candy canes lead the way to the conference hall. CyberLethals are dressed like toy soldiers. Several of the Monitors have scenes of a fireplace merrily crackling and the soft sound of Christmas Jazz play from them. All except for the on stage overhead one, which strangely shows a still image of Impish sitting straight up in an easy chair, red and green garland with little bells and ornaments is wrapped round the dragon, holding him securely in place.

The Kraft table is easily 4 times the size of normal, with 2 coffee stations a tea station and 3 different hot chocolate stations each sorting 2 urns and various add ins appropriate to the hot chocolates offered at that particular station. The scent of fresh hot Christmas cookies is almost over powering and the first thing in the door you’re handed a napkin by an attentive CyberLethal because your mouth starts watering at an embarrassing rate.

As soon as the last of you get your hot beverage of choice and make your very difficult cookie selection decisions Lethal steps up to the podium and hoisting his mug shout out:

“Nollaig Shona Duit! Merry Christmas my friends!

Impish wanted very much to be here for this issue, but as you can see,” he gestures to the monitor above him “he’s unfortunately quite tied up with another matter. No worries however ,we will have his annual Christmas address later on in the issue.

Before we get started a housekeeping note. All activity here at DL/LL Digital Media’s HQ and the associated Readership Fun Resort & Spa will cease prompt at noon tomorrow Christmas Eve. We will resume operations Saturday 26 December 2015 with Impish’s regular Saturday issue. This is to allow everyone in our employ including ourselves as much time with our respective families as possible for the holiday. Some of us may be leaving earlier that others as we will be traveling for the holiday and indeed our returns may be slightly later than Saturday morning.

However next weekend the Readership Fun Resort & Spa will be open and in full swing for our annual Bring in the New Year Bacchanal Blowout. The festivities will start promptly at 6 PM on Thursday 31 December and continue thru noon on Sunday January 3rd by which time all must be cleared out or pressed into servitude until such times as all the cleaning and repair work are done as is our custom.

Mean time, it’s a very full issue we have again this week so reload your plates and mugs and let’s fall to it shall we?

 

Let's Roll 26

 

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What a coincidence! Both Impish and I  sport beards and we’re around a lot more than old St Nick!

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As you can see Keebler Towers is now completely decked out and those Keebler Elves have been working day and night to turn out batch after batch of hot fresh Christmas cookies. I’ve reached an agreement with Impish finally. He shows up only twice a day, gets to eat the slightly burnt around the edges & broken cookies and doesn’t attempt stealing or intimidating more cookies out of the elves and I don’t turn the towers defenses on him or tell Santa he’s been bad.

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I’m forced to agree with Impish on this one, just the other night Molly and I had a light saber duel with a pair of wrapping paper tubes that rapidly degenerated into a bonking session.

Speaking of Impish, there is another more serious issue I need to address regarding him. See tomorrow isn’t just Christmas Eve it’s extra special because it’s also the day we say:

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Many, many millennia… ah…err… centuries… that is decades ago, Impish’s egg rolled out of the nest and cracked, uh cracked open that is.  Since that day he’s been a source of humor and amusement to all who are fortunate enough to come across his path in life.

Please join me in wishing my best buddy Happy Birthday by leaving you wishes in the comments section.

 

Luke 2:1-20New International Version (NIV)

The Birth of Jesus

2 In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. 2(This was the first census that took place while Quirinius was governor of Syria.)  And everyone went to their own town to register.

So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. 5He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no guest room available for them.

And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified.  But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people.  Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord.  This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.”

Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying,

“Glory to God in the highest heaven,
and on earth peace to those on whom his favor rests.”

When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, “Let’s go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened, which the Lord has told us about.”

So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger.  When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child,  and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them. But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart. The shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things they had heard and seen, which were just as they had been told.

 

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Personally this Santa’s screen read  ‘Amazon’

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A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated….Please read the following carefully…….

I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by the North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. I now serve only areas North of the Mason-Dixion Line and Non-secessionist States. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind.

However, I’m certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us. Differences such as:

1. There is no danger of a Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: “These toys insured by Smith and Wesson.”

2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn’t smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy.

3. Bubba Claus’ sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin’ coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen now overlooks Bubba’s fireplace.

4. You won’t hear “On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen …” when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you’ll hear, “On Earnhardt, on Wallace, on Martin and Labonte. On Rudd, on Jarrett, on Elliott and Petty.”

5. “Ho, ho, ho!” has been replaced by “Yee Haw!” And you also are likely to hear Bubba’s elves respond, “I her’d dat!”

6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus’ sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words “Back off” The last I heard it also had other decorations on the sleigh back as well. One is Ford or Chevy logo with lights that race through the letters and the other is a caricature of me (Santa Claus) going wee wee on the Tooth Fairy.

7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as “Miracle on 34th Street” and “It’s a Wonderful Life” will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you’ll see “Boss Hogg Saves Christmas” and “Smokey and the Bandit IV” featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.

8. Bubba Claus doesn’t wear a belt. If I were you, I’d make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.

9. And finally, lovely Christmas songs have been sung about me like Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer” and Bing Crosby’s “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town.” This year songs about Bubba Claus will be played on all the AM radio stations in the South. Those song title will be Mark Chesnutt’s “Bubba Claus Shot the Jukebox” and “Grandma Got Run’d Over by a Reindeer.”

Sincerely Yours,

Santa Claus
(Member of North American Fairies and Elves Local 209)

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The history behind some of your favorite holiday dishes

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Apple cider

Julius Caesar and his friends found the British drink in 55 BCE. Europeans brought the tradition to the New World, where it was such a huge hit that the trees Johnny Appleseed was planting were specifically to make cider. In the early 20th century, improved refrigeration allowed us to drink the unfermented juice of apples, which led to Americans calling non-alcoholic juice cider, even though the rest of the English-speaking world only used the word for alcoholic beverages.

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Candy canes

According to legend, the original candy cane from 350 years ago was actually an all-white sugar stick that was completely straight. In 1670, a choirmaster at a German cathedral bent the sticks to depict a shepherd’s staff and they were given out to children during a nativity scene. The candy arrived in America during the 19th century and at that point the sugar refining process had gotten to the point where it could be pure white, so food dyes were developed better, which brought about the strong red color.

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Figgy pudding

It’s not really pudding, at least by American standards. The cake, which is filled with figs and topped with brandy, has been an English Christmas dessert since the 1600s. At that time, it was banned by English Puritans because of the large alcohol content. Some people say there was Medieval custom that ruled pudding

could only be made on the 25th Sunday after Trinity Sunday and it was originally made of 13 ingredients to represent Christ and his 12 apostles.

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Gingerbread

The first known recipe of the dessert is said to be from Greece in 2400 BCE. Several cultures cultivated the formula that eventually worked its way into England, where Queen Elisabeth was credited with decorating the cookies for the first time.

 

 

 

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Eggnog

This drink has a festive history as being a favorite amongst British aristocracy. It’s based on a medieval drink called posset, which had milk, eggs, and some form of alcohol like sherry. Again, all of the ingredients were expensive at the time, so it was exclusive to the wealthy. Eventually people in the American colonies were able to harvest ingredients from farms and the drink became popular again. Actually, the drink you sip on now is unique to America thanks to the rum, which really never caught on with the British elite.

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Pumpkin pie

Pumpkin goes all the way back to 9000 years ago in Mexico, and was cultivated by Native Americans for centuries. Before modern food preservation methods, pumpkin was roasted or boiled and mixed with pie-like ingredients to make it last longer. It’s thought that the Pilgrims made a similar dish but without the crust.

 

 

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Stuffing

Whether or not you call it stuffing or dressing, the first mention of stuffing meat with something for extra flavor shows up in a collection of recipes by Apicius. The ancient cook suggested stuffing hares, dormice, chickens, sardines and squid. Eventually the concept of stuffing meat with meat became very popular among the French. Today, most chefs stick to non-meat fillings.

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Fruitcake

(food kind not the liberal kind)

Cranky old aunts have been keeping this dish alive likely since the Middle Ages, when dried fruits and nuts were really expensive. Because of the price of the ingredients and the time and hassle it took to make, it’s assumed that the holidays were felt to be the best time to splurge a little.

 

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Father Ted and “A Soldier’s Silent Night”

Also known as “​A Soldier’s Christmas,” “Merry Christmas My Friend,” “Christmas Soldier,” and “Christmas Night Song,” Father Ted and “A Soldier’s Silent Night” have been blessing soldiers and their families since 2003.

Father Ted Berndt was a priest at Bread of Life Charismatic Episcopal Church in Dousman, Wisconsin, a proud WWII Marine, a Purple Heart recipient, and our Dad.

He was a husband, a father, a priest, a mentor, an entrepreneur, an author, an artist, a friend and 

a lover of this great country!

In 2003, Father Ted and his oldest daughter, Ellen Stout, collaborated to record “A Soldier’s Silent Night,” with Dad narrating and Ellen producing.  He was proud to complete it in one take, since Dad was a former radio guy in the ’40’s, after the war. Five months after completing the project, Father Ted was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.  As he was battling that disease, Ellen was honored to accept a national A.I.R. (Achievement in Radio) award from the March of Dimes on her Father’s behalf.

Father Ted lost his battle on March 19th, 2004.  All he ever wanted to do was to touch lives… to make a difference.  Before he passed, he felt, with this project, he had.

A Soldier’s Silent Night” was played on radio stations across the United States that first Christmas. 

Since then, listeners have shared this project, world-wide!

May “A Soldier’s Silent Night” transcend any opinion about this war or any war, and go deeper to foster an appreciation for the sacrifice and courage of our military and their families.

We are honored and blest to share “A Soldier’s Silent Night” with you every Christmas.

 

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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

  • SCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?
  • MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three Kings Disoriented Are.
  • DEMENTIA – I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas.
  • NARCISSISTIC – Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
  • MANIA – Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and and Office and Town …or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!
  • PARANOIA – Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.
  • PERSONALITY DISORDER – You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I’ll tell you why.
  • DEPRESSION – Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty lonely.
  • OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER – Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell… (YOU GET THE IDEA)
  • OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE PERSONALITY – The Twelve Days of Christmas (don’t make me repeat that again)
  • BORDERLINE PERSONALITY – Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.
  • PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE – Silent Night

 

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What Child is This – Lindsey Stirling

 

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The Winter Solstice

Yesterday marked a major turning point in the annual cycle of the seasons: the winter solstice. It took place at 11:48 p.m. EST on Dec. 21 (0448 GMT Dec. 22). At that moment, the sun reaches its southernmost position in the sky, resulting in the shortest day of the year in the Northern Hemisphere, and the longest day of the year in the Southern Hemisphere.

The solstice gets its name from the apparent stop (“stice”) in the motion of the sun (“sol”). The earliest astronomers recorded this phenomenon carefully: Monuments like Stonehenge are thought to have been used to mark the extreme positions of the sun in the sky. The December solstice has long marked the beginning of the new year, and it’s mainly because of slippage in our calendar that it now occurs 11 days before the “official” start to the new year, Jan. 1.

The solstice is a day of celebration in many cultures. The Romans knew it as “Saturnalia,” and the early Christians adopted the date of the solstice to mark the birth of Christ, so that they could celebrate without drawing the attention of their Roman masters.

The solstice will fall on Tuesday or Wednesday, because, although the time of the solstice is exactly the same everywhere in the world, because of local time zones, it falls on different days in different places. The exact time of the solstice this year is 0448 UTC on Dec. 22. (UTC, or coordinated universal time, is the basis for all time zones and is used by astronomers and pilots everywhere.)

In England, where the Earth’s prime meridian lies, the solstice will occur at 4:48 a.m. GMT on Wednesday, Dec. 22. Similarly, in other parts of Europe and in Africa, the solstice will occur in the early hours of Wednesday morning.

In North America, we subtract a number of hours from UTC to get our local times. In most of eastern North America, we are on Eastern Standard Time, and subtract 5 hours, so the solstice falls at 11:48 p.m. on the previous day, Tuesday, Dec. 21. The farther west we go in North America, the earlier the solstice occurs in the evening, so that on the Pacific coast, it occurs at 8:48 p.m. PST.

Remember, these are all exactly the same time in the broader scheme of things; local times are just vagaries of the way we handle time around the world.

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IRISH CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS

Ireland, like most countries, has a number of Christmas traditions that are all of its own. Many of these customs have their root in the time when the Gaelic culture and religion of the country were being suppressed and it is perhaps because of that they have survived into modern times.

THE CANDLE IN THE WINDOW

The placing of a lighted candle in the window of a house on Christmas eve is still practiced today. It has a number of purposes but primarily it was an symbol of welcome to Mary and Joseph as they travelled looking for shelter.
The candle also indicated a safe place for priests to perform mass as, during Penal Times this was not allowed.
A further element of the tradition is that the candle should be lit by the youngest member of the household and only be extinguished by a girl bearing the name ‘Mary’.

THE LADEN TABLE

After evening meal on Christmas eve the kitchen table was again set and on it were placed a loaf of bread filled with caraway seeds and raisins, a pitcher of milk and a large lit candle. The door to the house was left unlatched so that Mary and Joseph, or any wandering traveller, could avail of the welcome.

THE WREN BOY PROCESSION

During Penal Times there was once a plot in a village against the local soldiers. They were surrounded and were about to be ambushed when a group of wrens pecked on their drums and awakened the soldiers. The plot failed and the wren became known as ‘The Devil’s bird’.
On St. Stephens day a procession takes place where a pole with a holly bush is carried from house to house and families dress up in old clothes and with blackened faces. In olden times an actual wren would be killed and placed on top of the pole.
This custom has to a large degree disappeared but the tradition of visiting from house to house on St. Stephens Day has survived and is very much part of Christmas.

DECORATIONS:

The placing of a ring of Holly on doors originated in Ireland as Holly was one of the main plants that flourished at Christmas time and which gave the poor ample means with which to decorate their dwellings.
All decorations are traditionally taken down on Little Christmas (January 6th.) and it is considered to be bad luck to take them down beforehand.

TRADITIONAL GAELIC SALUTATION

The Gaelic greeting for ‘Merry Christmas’ is: ‘Nollaig Shona Duit’……which is pronounced as ‘null-ig hun-a dit’.

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Celtic Carol – Lindsey Stirling

 

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Gingerbread House Detroit Style

GIngerbread house Deroit

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And now- a few words by our founder and CDIC (Chief Dragon in Chaos)

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The screen which has been showing a still of Impish in an easy chair mummified in garland suddenly blinks black a moment then Impish dragon’s face comes up on screen  sans garland wrappings and he leans forward toward the microphone and…

Tap! Tap! Tap!

“Is this thing on?  Are we recording yet?  We are!”

“Okay, so I should start then?”

“Sound guy, you’re ready?”

A grunting affirmative sound can be heard in the background.  Along with the sound of someone else’s voice saying, “Get on with it already!”

“Cause sound guy, you don’t look ready.  In fact, you look a little bored.”  In a louder voice, while looking around, “Can we please get a non-bored looking sound guy in here?  Geez, this is a professional operation, isn’t it?”

The picture goes black for a second with a loud beep and comes back on and now it’s Impish Dragon with a Santa hat on.  A voice in the background says, “Take 6, rolling.”

“Does this hat look okay?  Does it give the right…”

The screen once again goes black with a beep and when we come back on, Impish is now wearing the hat and a velvety red jacket with white trim.  Again the voice in the background says, “Impish Dragon Christmas Address Take 9, rolling!”

Impish is leaning to the side talking to the makeup girl who is just going off camera, “I think the jacket was a nice touch, don’t you?  Dashing, right?  Hey!  Where are you going?  Come back.”

As the screen goes black again, another voice is saying, “Oh for crying out loud, can someone get Mr. Leprechaun down here to deal with this dragon?”

There is a quick scene that comes up and almost immediately fades back to black, but in the second or two it is on you can see a big, gnarly stick swinging towards Impish’s head, without anyone holding it.

When the screen comes back up again, Impish is sitting straight up in the easy chair he’s been in, red and green garland with little bells and ornaments is wrapped round the dragon, holding him securely in place.  It seems about the only thing he can move is his head and mouth.  Evidence of a struggle is shown by the claw marks in the chair with some of the stuffing coming out and Impish, despite a thick layer of makeup is also clearly sporting a large red and swollen lump on the side of his head and the beginnings of a black eye.

“Merry Christmas Campers!”

“I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell you how much we appreciate all your love and devotion we have received over the last year.  Christmas is a time of giving and you have all given us much in the way of comments and feedback on our efforts throughout the year in making life just a little merry and happy for you.”

“Sure, we’ve given you the straight story, too and it hasn’t always been what you would think  of as laughable, but we’ve always tried to give you what we think you need.”

“But, during this special season where we celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and the incredible sacrifice and gift that He has given us, it is timely and appropriate that we thank you, our friends and family, and those of our friends who’ve become like family, for the gift of love you have given us.”

“To my brother Lethal, whom I love with all my heart, I wish you the Merriest of Christmas’ Spirits.  And to my own family who are out there watching this right now, I love you all with all that I am.  And to my campers and friends who’ve become like family, my heart is yours.”

“May God’s Blessings be upon you and yours and may the spirit of Christmas be with you all year round.”

CUT! FINALLY! Print It! That’s a wrap folks! If we hurry we can still make the issue opening. I hear there is 6 kinds of hot chocolate and over a dozen different cookie types to sample.

Wonder how come I didn’t get an invite? No matter I’ll just poke my head in to make sure the kitchen’s work is up to snuff.

OK you can cut me loose now. Someone? Anyone? Ha-ha ok very funny, now cut me loose!

Guys? Where is everyone? This isn’t funny! Lethal? LETHAL!!!

The screen fades out.

“More Hot Chocolate & Cookies anyone?”

 

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About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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18 Responses to DL/LL Digital Media Christmas 2015 Edition

  1. Ginny says:

    Lethal you did an outstanding job to cheer us all for Christmas. Impish, your message meant a lot to all of us. Paul and I wish you a very Happy Birthday, may it be filled with love and your happiness. We wish you all the cookies and pies you desire in the coming year. Wishing all a very Merry Christmas.

    • impishdragon says:

      Ginny,
      Thanks very much for such nice words. They are appreciated.
      Now…
      Thank goodness it’s you.
      You need to come and find me and get me out of this chair! If I’m not out soon, it will be Santa who finds me and then it will be awful for me! Lethal! He’s…he’s trying to limit me to one tray of cookies and one bucket of hot chocolate. That’s his SPECIAL hot chocolate! I can’t do it. I can’t miss those treats and I can’t let Santa find me here. All he needs is an excuse to get me back on that naughty list.
      Help me Obi Wan … or … um … Ginny. You’re my only hope.

      • Ginny says:

        Not to worry….Paul is bringing his “JAWS OF LIFE” from his old job. We both will set you free, I’m also bring lots of IRISH Whiskey to put Lethal to sleep!

      • impishdragon says:

        No. No. No. No. Irish Whiskey won’t put him to sleep! He’s a leprechaun! It’s mother’s milk to him! He was practically raised on the stuff. No, you need….like an elephant tranquilizer. But the Jaws-Of-Life might work. If you get here soon enough…before he sees…

      • Ginny says:

        Scratch the Irish Whiskey, loading elephant tranquilizer dart gun and Jaws of Life. We will take him down, even if I have to sit on him. Help is on the way, don’t give up!

      • impishdragon says:

        It’s too late…
        …too…
        …late…
        I’m sure by now that all the hot chocolate and all the cookies and goodies are gone. I’m sure Lethal sen all the leftovers with the patrons. I goodie bag to go home with.
        I missed it.

      • Ginny says:

        Sorry we didn’t get to you in time. Maybe for the New Year’s eve party weekend he will produce
        more cookies and hot chocolate,

  2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Impish!!! Boy did you get shafted, you only get to receive presents at one time a year. Oh well, we take what we get and make the best of it. I hope you make the best of yours and enjoy many more!!

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      My nephew is sort of in the same predicament Howard but he says it just means the single gifts are twice or three times what those of us who get two gifts on different days get. Watching some few years I think he might be right too.

      • impishdragon says:

        Thanks Howard, that means a lot to me. And unlike Lethal’s nephew, I don’t get double. But, like you said, you play the hand that you’re dealt. Thanks again.
        Impish

  3. Maggie says:

    Happy Birthday, my Big Blue Buddy !!!!,, may you have lots of presents and cake. Enjoy both your Birthday and the Christmas Holiday. Best Wishes to you and your family

  4. Diaman says:

    Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday Little Blue Dragon! Happy Birthday
    to you…and many more!
    Diaman

    • impishdragon says:

      Thank you my #1 Dragonette!
      And thank you to Lethal Leprechaun for not only the nice birthday wish, but for the whole Christmas issue. It was fantastic. Truly enjoyable and a wonderful appreciation of our military family.
      Can someone come and let me out now?
      It’s not funny anymore.
      Anyone?
      Hey!
      Can someone get e out of this garland now?

      • lethalleprechaun says:

        Only if you promise to walk SLOWLY & CALMLY to the conference room where you limit yourself to ONE tray & ONE bucket of hot chocolate in till the readers are done.

      • impishdragon says:

        Just one! How can I be expected to limit myself to just one of anything!
        Geez, Lethal.
        You know me better than that.
        Just one…
        Um…can someone else come and get me released? Diaman? Ginny?

      • lethalleprechaun says:

        They don’t know where you are and have each had 3 cups of adult hot chocolate. Ginny is flashing her ‘decked out halls’ at everyone and Diaman and Bruce are having a nap in her Patrons recliner.

        It’s ONE tray & ONE bucket until the readers leave or I MIGHT remember to leave Santa a note where to find and release you.

        Of course that would mean you have to explain WHY you were tied up to Santa & you know how much last minute naughty lists entries carry weight with him!

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