Dragon Laffs #1465–13 SDTC


Good Morning Campers

No big lead in this week, I’ve gotta work again this weekend and I’m way behind.  Haven’t had a day off in about a month, so my mind is kinda blank. 


I am taking a couple of days off around Christmas and can’t wait to spend some time really giving you guys a great issue.  But, I really don’t think any of you will complain about this one, It’s packed full of great stuff!

So …


By the way…in the title… 13 SDTC?  Shopping days till Christmas!!



Okay campers, I gotta start out with a GREAT website

This is absolutely great satire.  Thanks to Jean for sending me the link.  From The People’s Cube.

Thoughts and prayers don’t work; here’s what does!

Commissarka Pinkie 

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8 things that work better than thoughts and prayers

Every time we suffer the consequences of climate change and hateful GOP rhetoric, Republicans always respond by offering “thoughts and prayers.” The Party has decreed that Thoughts and Prayers do not address the problem, and only highlights how little Republicans care about anything. 

So what does work more effectively than Thoughts and Prayers? Presented below, for your consideration, are just a few of The Party’s tried and true methods for showing how much more we care than they do. 

1. Awareness Ribbons: 

Wearing an awareness ribbon shows everyone how much you care. When you see someone wearing an awareness ribbon, you know they care. 

Awareness ribbons come in different colors for different issues. Don’t know what issue a certain color signifies? Ask the wearer, and they’ll tell you! Just like that, you’ll be aware of the issue! See how that works? The ribbon really works! And since you don’t want to be seen as uncaring, you’ll want to wear one, too! 

You can’t wear Thoughts and Prayers on your lapel or bra strap. 

For the other 7 things that work better than thoughts and prayers click on the title of the article of click here: http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/8-things-that-work-better-than-thoughts-and-prayers-t17272.html

Be sure to read the comments, they are as funny as the article.


Okay, so I’ll another website.  This one is just for fun.
27 Ridiculous People Who Will Make You Lose All Faith In Humanity



Dang!  That would be the perfect breakfast!  A slice of coffee to go with your morning coffee!


In the wonderful spirit of Christmas, there comes this video from Improve Everywhere.  You guys know how much I love these!  This one is brilliant…okay, so yeah, pun intended.



How Dare Her!!!



Ah, he’s a junior democrat in training



I know people like that.



I love good lawyer jokes.  Okay, not good lawyers, that’s an oxymoron, but good jokes that are about lawyers…. you see…never mind.


A great little essay; it says things quite clearly.

Never said better.  Read and pass on.

Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again.

         Franklin Graham was speaking at the First Baptist Church in Jacksonville, Florida in January, 2015, when he said America will not come back.  He wrote:
          The American dream ended on November 6th, 2012 in Ohio.  The second term of Barack Obama has been the final nail in the coffin for the legacy of the white Christian males who discovered, explored, pioneered, settled and developed the greatest republic in the history of mankind.  A coalition of blacks, Latinos, feminists, gays, government workers, union members, environmental extremists, the media, Hollywood, uninformed young people, the “forever needy,” the chronically unemployed, illegal aliens and other “fellow  travelers” have ended Norman Rockwell’s America.
You will never again out-vote these people. It will take individual acts of defiance and massive displays of civil disobedience to get back the rights we have allowed them to take away.  It will take zealots, not moderates and shy, not reach-across-the-aisle RINOs to right this ship and restore our  beloved country to its former status.  People like me are completely politically irrelevant, and I will probably never again be able to legally comment on or concern myself with the aforementioned coalition which has surrendered our culture, our heritage and our traditions without a shot being fired.
The cocker spaniel is off the front porch, the pit bull is in the back yard. The American Constitution has been replaced with Saul Alinsky’s “Rules for Radicals” and the likes of Chicago shyster David Axelrod along with international socialist George Soros have been pulling the strings on their beige puppet have brought us Act 2 of the New World Order.  The curtain will come down but the damage has been done, the story has been told.
Those who come after us will once again have to risk their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor to bring back the Republic that this generation has timidly frittered away due to white guilt and political correctness…

Pass this on to all you know.  Can we possibly be the people who take “individual acts of defiance”? 






Kiss me, I’m draconian.  Impish Dragon under the mistletoe.

























Playing hide-and-seek in the complex, here’s one of our favorite girls hiding in plain sight as a statue.




One of the harshest and most desperate landings ever seen!  You’ve got to watch this:




Now, that’s actually a much better Dragon Laffs motto than the one we have. 






If you’re old enough, you’ll get that one….here’s what they are referring to:

Spy vs. Spy from Mad Magazine!






Okay, so it was so funny, I had to run it again.  Poor baby.

Well, I knew Ginny had an attitude, but really…

You tell me, this is what she sent me on Friday.

I  really got so pissed off this morning, I was out for a walk when I came across 3 Muslim women in full robes. 

I thought to myself I should make an effort and try to talk to them to understand their culture and
welcome them to mine.

I tried talking to them for about ten minutes, without a single response,not a sound.

I was about to hurl a mouthful of abuse at them for being so ignorant when I realized I was talking to 3 outdoor umbrellas!




I like this one a lot.  Why do we change our whole world for a few people who get offended?  A few atheists don’t want God in anything and the whole damn world goes crazy and we don’t pray in school, we don’t have an opening prayer at our children’s sporting events, This whole “I’m offended” thing is for the birds.  I’m going along with Sam Elliott.  Pussies!


Atlanta Airport You gotta love this one even if you’ve never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others…. Southerners are so polite!
Atlanta Tower : ” Saudi Air 511 — You are cleared to land on runway 9R.”
Saudi Air : ” Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R – Allah be Praised
Atlanta Tower : “Iran Air 711 –You are cleared to land on runway 27L.”
Iran Air: “Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway 27L. – Allah is Great.”
Atlanta Tower : “Go ahead Saudi Air 511.”
Atlanta Tower : “Well, bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y’all go on ahead now and tell Allah “Hey” for us.”







This very special picture comes straight from Papa Dragon Most Senior!  Thanks dad!




Inside Every Old Man

Yup.  Every day I look in the mirror and my very first thought is, “What the hell happened?  I was a young man yesterday!!”





Yeah, that’s my dad!











Okay, so today’s Last Word is an article that my brother, the Owl, sent to me and it cracked me up and made me feel so bad that I had to share it with you.

So, here’s the article, in its entirety.  Let me know if it cracks you up, too!

Florida man eaten by alligator while hiding from deputies

Okay, so are you laughing yet?  I am!

BAREFOOT BAY, Fla. — After a night of allegedly burglarizing a Florida neighborhood, a suspected criminal was eaten by an 11-foot alligator while hiding out from a team of deputies combing the area in search of him.

New details about the suspect’s bizarre end emerged Monday from Barefoot Bay, Fla., a neighborhood on the state’s east coast, Central Florida News 13 reports.

It was there on Nov. 13 that Matthew Riggins and an accomplice allegedly broke into homes in the middle of the night, according to authorities with the Brevard Sheriff’s Office.

The 22-year-old had allegedly called his girlfriend to tell her he was “going to do burglaries” in the Barefoot Bay area, sheriff Maj. Tod Goodyear said.

Neighbors had called 911 to report seeing two men dressed in black lurking behind homes, sparking a search team of sheriff deputies, K-9 units and a helicopter to descend on the area.

Deputies were walking near a pond when they spotted a patch of matted-down grass. Then they heard screaming. Then it went silent.

The search was called off that night and soon after, officials said, Riggins’ family reported him missing. Investigators believe he met a violent end.

“He probably went into the lake to hide from the officers and the dog, and at some point he came across that gator,” Goodyear told Central Florida News 13.

Ten days after deputies heard screaming coming from the pond, Riggins’ body was found floating in the water.

As they searched the pond, sheriff’s divers encountered an 11-foot gator, which was then euthanized. Inside the animal’s stomach the Medical Examiner found proof of how Riggins was killed, Central Florida News 13 reports.

Goodyear said he’s never seen a suspect eaten by a gator in his years on the force.

“To hide somewhere to try and get away, and then meeting up with an animal like that? No, I’ve never had that happen before,” Goodyear said.

As for the accomplice, Central Florida News 13 reports investigators have a man in custody but that he is not cooperating with the investigation. He has not been charged in the case.

“I would say it was poetic justice, if you want to sit there and steal from people,” neighbor Chuck Stokes said when he learned of the ordeal.

Okay, I’m sorry, but if that ain’t karma, then I don’t know what is!  Very fitting!



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2 Responses to Dragon Laffs #1465–13 SDTC

  1. Leah Diane says:

    Sam Elliott is at the top of my list of favorite actors, and the only actor I have ever seen in a day to day situation. Saw him at a gas station complex in Montana.

  2. Ginny says:

    Excellent issue Loved It all…Hope all goes well with working two weekend in a row.

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