Leprechaun Laughs # 281 for Wednesday Jan 14th 2015


Hi cat staff hoomans, I’z da Chai Amese.

I iz Chief of Ninja Kitties wut works for Lepercon who iz also muh Daddy.

Since he’z workin (and can’t pet me which so not fair cause he gots the warm fuzzy stuff on again) I tell’d him I be helps wiff dis blogging thing he do. Dis way more kitty petting time & treats come to mes after he stops sayin duh bad words at udder one diz thingie he hollars at me for laying on the warm clicky parts  of. I not knows dis ‘dumb ass’ peoples hes’ hollar at (he not even on the thing from his pocket makes the funny noises he talks to) but they must have been real bad, cause he only makes hollar like dat when we kitties do da bad things and won’t stop or when da big blue lizurd Daddy sez is a Dragon makes da really stoopids and Lepercon haz to makes fixes it.

I not think dis blogging fhing iz too hardz. I helps Daddy Lepercon do it al times by  chasin off dat big blue lizurd by make sharps muh claws on his tender parts keeps him from steal materials. Dats kinda fun cause he makes duh funny noises and jumps around lots when I do it. Sumtime he even take mes flying wiff him when I duz it to him. No do dat today dough cause dem peeps wiff da flashy lights took Dragon lizurd aways after they yelled at him for say da ‘NO!’s.

Friday wuz gibed me da ear scratches and say the flashy lights peoples putted him in da big time outs box sumplace secret. I ask Lepercon if Ninja Kitties should go get him back but Daddy say just to gets him his lap top and tell da Dragon if he wants outs before the game dis weekend Dragon gots write his next issue first. Den Lepercon will get him free but no befores. Dragons cry ober dis news da lots, got muh paws all wet! Bad lizurd! I not understand why Dragon lizurd makes duh cries, dis Cuba  place warmer than here right now.

I fhink da hards part is learn howz dis typin fhing works wiff claws and da no fumbs.

OK Lepercon sez I no gots be too talky here,  just get da izzue fhing started. I go take sun bath and have naps now in Daddy’s fleece lap blanket on da couch. Be be back for pets and treats later.


LEt's Roll 25


When I’z sez ‘jus da cream peas’ dis not wut I means!


Wut? You fink this wasn’t gonna be kittytastic issue? Silly hooman!

Since Daddy Lepercon is da bizzies try find where they hided the Dragon lizurd I gonna meet you some kitties today dat works for him. You bes nice, give lots of treats & pettin and nobody feel da pains ok?


Daddy sez YouTube is like treats for hoomans. Mommy Molly give us lots of treats so I give you some YouTubes hooman treats.

The Bottle Boys on Britain’s Got Talent 2013

Michael Jackson on Beer Bottles



Lepercon sez kitties are sum fhing… ohs! dats it – ‘Natural Disaster’. Accords him if you upset a kitty then naturals there bes a disaster (or Ninja Kitties!). Lepercon knows kitties too good I fhinks!


Dat’s Brutus da Brutal. He be in charge da Ninja Kitty Complainers Department. You gots ‘plaints bout dis issue den you go see him. His office bes next to where they put the sticky things on hooman bleedy parts to sab time. Here wut sign his door hab:



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Source: Washington Post


Dat’s duh SC. She bes my birth Mommy. Molly no think SC funny when SC say dis. Called SC bad names!


SC got da bit of a ‘nip problem. Dis is her sleep off da nip under Lepercon’s blanket. Be da cutes while you sleepin’ a good way to get out of trubles wiff Molly.


See? Dis me when I wuz little. Mommy Molly sez I wuz ‘adorkable’. I not kno wut dat is but it gots me lots of belly rubs and out of lots of trubles.


Kitties luv Calvin and Hobbs cause Calvin gets in da trubles jus like a kitty and Hobbs our big kitty cousin!


Ob courses we like da Garfield best of all- eben if he likes da lasagna more than toona casserole.

Lep Movie Sage words

I finded dis already starts for da issue and Daddy sez I better uses it no make da wastes.


  • When did it change from “We the people” to “screw the people”?
  • I don’t have gray hair.  I have “wisdom highlights”.  I’m just very wise.
  • My people skills are just fine.  It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
  • Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.


Ut ohs! I fhink da smack is being talked heres!


Yups! Dat some serious smack da Lepercon bes talk. No wonder he leff da Dragon Lizurd in da time out box flashy lights hoomans put him in until he makes da next DragonLaffs. Any buddy know wut dis ‘Gitmo’ fhing Lepercon talks about means?



Said no kitty ebers!


Kitties like da soups cause hoomans get da warms from them. It’s nice to sleep on a full warm hooman tummy. Toona Casserole is muh fav hooman food cause kitties get tuna water in our dishes when Daddy Lepercon makes it!

Lentil Soup




Total Time: 1 hr. 10 min
Prep: 10 min
Cook: 1 hr.
Yield: 6 servings
Level: Easy


2 tablespoons olive oil, plus extra for drizzling
1 medium onion, chopped
2 carrots, peeled and chopped
2 celery stalks, chopped
2 garlic cloves, chopped
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
1 (14 1/2-ounce) can diced tomatoes
1 pound lentils (approximately 1 1/4 cups)
11 cups low-salt chicken broth
4 to 6 fresh thyme sprigs
2/3 cup dried elbow pasta
1 cup shredded Parmesan


Heat the oil in a heavy large pot over medium heat. Add the onion, carrots, and celery. Add the garlic, salt, and pepper and sauté until all the vegetables are tender, about 5 to 8 minutes. Add the tomatoes with their juices. Simmer until the juices evaporate a little and the tomatoes break down, stirring occasionally, about 8 minutes. Add the lentils and mix to coat. Add the broth and stir. Add the thyme sprigs. Bring to a boil over high heat. Cover and simmer over low heat until the lentils are almost tender, about 30 minutes.
Stir in the pasta. Simmer until the pasta is tender but still firm to the bite, about 8 minutes. Season with salt and pepper, to taste.
Ladle the soup into bowls. Sprinkle with the Parmesan, drizzle with olive oil, and serve.

Minestrone Soup

Total Time: 45 min
Prep: 15 min
Cook: 30 min
Yield: 6 servings
Level: Easy





2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
1 large onion, diced
4 cloves garlic, minced
2 stalks celery, diced
1 large carrot, diced
1/3 pound green beans, trimmed and cut into 1/2-inch pieces (about 1 1/2 cups)
1 teaspoon dried oregano
1 teaspoon dried basil
Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
1 28 -ounce can no-salt-added diced tomatoes
1 14 -ounce can crushed tomatoes
6 cups low-sodium chicken broth
1 15 -ounce can low-sodium kidney beans, drained and rinsed
1 cup elbow pasta
1/3 cup finely grated parmesan cheese
2 tablespoons chopped fresh basil


Heat the olive oil in a large pot over medium-high heat. Add the onion and cook until translucent, about 4 minutes. Add the garlic and cook 30 seconds. Add the celery and carrot and cook until they begin to soften, about 5 minutes. Stir in the green beans, dried oregano and basil, 3/4 teaspoon salt, and pepper to taste; cook 3 more minutes.
Add the diced and crushed tomatoes and the chicken broth to the pot and bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to medium low and simmer 10 minutes. Stir in the kidney beans and pasta and cook until the pasta and vegetables are tender, about 10 minutes. Season with salt. Ladle into bowls and top with the parmesan and chopped basil.

Per serving (2 cups): Calories 260; Fat 8 g (Saturated 2 g); Cholesterol 5 mg; Sodium 560 mg; Carbohydrate 37 g; Fiber 10 g; Protein 15 g


SC likes helps Lepercon in da kitchen wefher he wants helps or not!

Mexican Tortilla Breakfast Casserole

An udder kitty fav is breakfast casseroles ‘cause we kitties get to lay in front of da warm oven while it cooks and get a happy from da warms on cold mornings. No touch da ovens doh cause dat gives kitties an maowie!



Total Time: 1 hr. 25 min
Prep: 35 min
Cook: 50 min
Yield: 12 Servings


2 packages (12 ounces, each) Breakfast Sausage Links
1 cup chopped onion
½ cup chopped sweet red bell pepper
1 tablespoon olive oil
4 garlic cloves, minced
2 teaspoons chili powder
2 cans (4 ounces, each) diced mild green chilies
2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese
1 cup shredded pepper-jack cheese
½ cup chopped green onion
¼ cup chopped fresh cilantro
4 cups coarsely crushed tortilla chips
10 eggs
2 -½ cups milk
½ teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon hot pepper sauce


1. Cook sausages according to package directions; cut into ¼-inch slices; set aside.
2. In a skillet, sauté onion and bell pepper in oil until almost tender.
3. Stir in garlic and chili pepper; cook for 1 additional minute.
4. Add sausage and chilies; set aside.
5. In a bowl, combine cheeses, green onion and cilantro.
6. In a greased, 13-in. x 9-in. x 2-in. baking dish, sprinkle one third of tortilla chips.
7. Follow with one-half of the sausage mixture and one-half of the cheese mixture; repeat.
8. In a bowl, beat eggs, milk, salt and pepper sauce; pour over layered ingredients.
9. Sprinkle with remaining tortilla chips.
10. Bake, uncovered, at 350°F for 45-50 minutes or until a knife inserted in the center comes out clean.
11. Let stand for 10 minutes before cutting.


Anuffer of da Ninja kitties, Scowler Southpaw practices da kitty-fu arts. Dis death of a thousand scratchings opening stand. Scowler sumtimes helps Brutus wiff Complaints Department.


The Cup Song – Pitch Perfect WITH GUNS!!! (Jim Huish from Amber’s Drive)

Shootin stuff give muh Daddy a happy but no ask him sing- hurts kitty ears and makes doggies howl!!


OK PAY ‘TESIONS HOOMANS! I might be da cutes sleepin wiff Daddy’s pistol (no, he no gived me loaded one) but dis da real importants!

New Tick-Borne ‘Bourbon Virus’ Is Deadly And Unlike Anything Previously Seen In U.S

Researchers have identified the cause of a Kansas farmer’s mysterious death this summer as Bourbon virus.

Thought to be transmitted by ticks, the virus “was fast-moving and severe, causing lung and kidney failure, and shock,” The New York Times reported, killing the previously healthy man after only 10 days in the hospital.

Together, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and University of Kansas Hospital researchers identified the virus as a thogotovirus, part of a larger type of viruses called orthomyxoviruses, Dana Hawkinson, M.D., an infectious disease specialist at The University of Kansas Hospital said in the video statement above.

Bourbon virus, named after Bourbon County, Kansas, where the only known patient lived, is similar to viruses seen previously in Eastern Europe, Africa and Asia, said Hawkinson, but nothing like it had ever been identified in the Western Hemisphere before.

He called the experience of working with a never-before-seen virus frustrating, as the lack of understanding of the illness left many questions unanswered for both the patient’s family and the researchers. “We don’t know the full spectrum of disease because it’s the first case,” he said. For example, no one knows whether or not the disease is usually deadly or if there could be more mild cases from which future patients could recover.

Symptoms include fever, loss of appetite, muscle aches and a general feeling of malaise. But while similar tick-borne illnesses typically are treated with antibiotics, this disease is transmitted by a virus, and therefore won’t respond to the medication. Indeed, the Kansas patient did not respond to traditional therapies after testing negative for typical tick-borne diseases at the University of Kansas Hospital, New York Daily News reported.

Lyme disease is the most common tick-borne illness in the U.S., with over 27,000 confirmed cases in 2013, the most recent year from which data is available. Cold weather typically keeps ticks and disease-transmitting insects at bay, but from roughly April to September, Hawkinson said, be sure to protect yourself by wearing long clothes and insect repellent when you could be exposed, and to do a thorough tick check after returning home.


GO AWAYS! I needs muh naps! Hab a big Ninja kitty job tonight get Dragon Lizurd his lap top!

About lethalleprechaun

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6 Responses to Leprechaun Laughs # 281 for Wednesday Jan 14th 2015

  1. Howard says:

    This was great!! Lub the kittiez perzpectivez… LOL!

  2. Ginny says:

    Well that was different…..a blog written by Lethal’s two pussy tats. Very cute and they made my two favorite soups….Lentil and Minestrone. With the temps we have been having here in Northern NJ….warm soup is just what we need. Tell Daddy to give you some extra treats, you did a great job with your blog.

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      Momma Molly gives us da treats in da mornings and night when she cums homes.
      If she forget wes makes minders to her. No stop til we gets treats.

      Daddy Lepercon gives us da nips den we gets da crazies

  3. Henry says:


  4. maggie culligan says:

    loved this post!!!!!!! laughed till I cried,, the Ninja Kitties are fabulous

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