Well, it’s been an interesting week round here at Dragon Cavern. Some good, some bad, but I guess that’s what life is all about. We will, of course, celebrate the good here at Dragon Laffs, and that’s going to start with the littlest dragon, Izzy.
Now, Papa Dragon Most Senior, this is your granddaughter taking up the artistic brush that seems to have missed most of my generation of dragons.
At the beginning of the school year, the kids in all grades were asked to create a picture of what winter meant to them…mind you, this was while it was still hot enough out for the kids to be wearing shorts and sandals. They were given very specific sizes of paper, but other than that, they were set free to do as they liked.
The pictures were all turned in, from two different counties in Indiana, several different school districts, lots and lots of kids. They selected pictures through three different judging rounds and ended up with the best from each grade, the best from each school and then a couple of special awards. These pieces of artwork were then turned into banners that will be hung up in the local towns over the next couple of years for the Christmas holidays.
Long story short, Izzy won for the best in the seventh grade!
We are all very proud of our little dragon.
And now, with no further ado…
This one is quite interesting. The Ten Worst Business Decisions of all time. I was very surprised to see some of these that made the list…and the last one, #1, just amazed me to no end.
What we have next is the luckiest man on earth who was captured on video. You won’t believe this one.
Okay, since we’re doing movie time, how about this commercial. It isn’t until the very end that you even find out what the product is that they are promoting.
My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
Your girlfriend called….
Hey! A dragon’s got to eat, right?
A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth marriage.
Amen! Brother, we are watching EVERYONE!
My Dad, Papa Dragon Most Senior, sent me my first Christmas card this year…
U.S. Citizenship Quiz…this is good. I only missed one.
Okay, this is too good not to share. I’m just going to give you the link to Kim Kommando’s article on the Hacker Group Anonymous hacking the KKK’s Twitter site. Do yourself a favor and read this article… http://www.komando.com/happening-now/283162/anonymous-hackers-take-on-the-kkk
Guinness World Record attempt for the tightest parallel park…don’t try this at home.
I was in a pet shop when I noticed a young Muslim girl with the most amazingly colored parrot perched on her shoulder.
“Where did you get that from?” I asked.
“Dearborn, Michigan….There’s fuckin’ thousands of ’em!” ……..said the Parrot.
Sadly, this is so true!
Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto arrived in Florida.
In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver… “Say, is this really a healthful place?”
“It sure is,” the cabby replied. “When I came here I couldn’t say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn’t have the strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out of bed.”
“That’s wonderful!” said the tourist , “How long have you been here?”
“I was born here.”
Okay, enough with the old jokes for crying out loud!
Here’s another one from Papa Dragon Most Senior. I’ve always wondered how he stays so healthy. This is the way he says is the proper way to get your blood pressure checked…
Geez… an insider super hero groaner joke.
Dear Santa… I really want one of these for Christmas.
Reminds me of an old skit that we used to play in school when I was younger.
Four people in a line
#1 Mr. Smith is the best teacher in the world!
#2 Mr. Smith is the best teacher in the world!
#3 Mr. Smith is the best teacher in the world!
Yeah, but as an elementary school student, it was pretty funny.
And speaking of bologna…..