Good Morning Campers!  You know, when I was young, there was always something that was funny, always something to laugh at.  We had SO MUCH fun!  Summer lasted forever!  And even school was a blast.

So, what happened?

We grew up, that’s what happened.  We try…oh how very hard we try…especially here at DL&LL Electronic Media Enterprises.  We try to stay child like, try to enjoy the silly, funny things in life, but there are so many times that the world intrudes and we have to pull out our inner adult and be grown up.

And it SUCKS!

This weekend is the perfect example.  We can talk about Syria and the chemical weapons that were used there and the fact that they were among the WMDs that Bush said Iraq had.  Yes, Bush was vindicated.  I have an article by a high ranking Iraqi who is personal friends with the pilots who flew thousands and thousands of pounds of chemical and other special weapons out of Iraq and into Syria.

We can talk about another government shutdown and more damn furloughs for Impish Dragon.  If the government doesn’t straighten their asses out, I will be going in to work Tuesday morning, signing in, and being sent home…with no damn pay, When I JUST got my first paycheck that was back to normal.  They need to realize that they are screwing around with REAL people.  If the government shut down goes on for more than two weeks, you will not only not have any Dragon Laffs on Saturdays, but I will probably be homeless.  I haven’t had a chance to get everything caught up yet from the last round of bullshit and they are trying to give me more.

We can talk about how the UN is going to have to do something to destroy the stockpile of weapons they have found and are still finding in Syria.  How the people of Syria don’t want them to transport those weapons through their towns (and rightfully so) and some of the way cool new technology that is available in the world could render all of them safe, right where they are.

We could talk about how Obama, like Emperor Nero fiddled, is still on his vacation schedule for him and his family, while the country collapses in on itself.

We could talk about a lot of those things.

But, we here at Dragon Laffs and Leprechaun Laffs pride ourselves in finding the funny, the humorous, the irreverent, in as much as we can and in as varied a way as we can.  So, instead of talking about all those things above, let’s talk about the fact that tomorrow is:

And in celebration of National Coffee Day, you’ll find a link a little bit further down the page that shows you where you can go to get some free coffee and some other special deals.  Any of you campers who come by our corporate headquarters this weekend, Lethal Leprechaun will have free mugs of his world famous Brown Gold recipe.  Since I’ll be working all weekend, I’ll be partaking of as much of that wonderful brew as I can get.

Why not celebrate National Coffee Day by stopping by the website at http://dragonlaffs.com going to the right hand column, click on the link for donations and buy US a cup of coffee or two?  That would be a truly marvelous way to celebrate with us, help keep our website free and free of ads, and maybe, with enough donations, Impish won’t be homeless.

Damn politicians.

Anyway, it’s time to lighten the mood so ….

Here is the newest member of the DL & LL Electronic Media family… A brand new magazine!

As promised, here’s the link for the freebies for this great holiday.  Even more important than the famous Bacon Day celebrations.  Although, I won’t dedicate an entire issue to the subject, you will find some coffee stuff interspersed in the rest of the issue.

Java freebies for National Coffee Day

You know, one of my personal pet peeves is the almost constant use of mobile phones by people while driving, shopping, dining, in line at the supermarket, everywhere!

Doesn’t anyone know how to say, “I’ll call you back”?

With them being used even at relaxing places like the beach, it’s enough to drive a dragon crazy!

Take this example from my own life: Last weekend, I was relaxing on the beach, enjoying the sun, reading a book, working on deepening the blue of my tan, while this lady was just beyond rude!  I had to just sit there and listen to this woman for at least an hour while she talked on her cell phone and pranced back and forth in front of me.

How annoying!  I couldn’t even concentrate on my book!

How thoughtless and inconsiderate can anyone be?  I ALMOST got up and moved!!!

 

You think you’re worried and scared now about the state of American politics?  You think there is no possible way for things to get any worse than they are now?  You are SO mistaken!!!

Okay, so this is one of the coolest ideas I’ve ever heard of.  It makes perfect sense, it’s like building your own computer, which people have been doing for years, getting just what they want, but with a phone.  How perfect is that?  Of course if you want to watch, you have to be on the website, and if you aren’t already ON the website, then the toll is to buy us a cup of coffee.  Go to the right side of the website, hit donate and spend a buck or two.
And if you’re really lost, here’s the website: http://dragonlaffs.com

Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next. Finally a friend asked him, “What’s the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can’t you find anyone who suits you?” “No,” Manny replied. “I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them. So I keep on looking!” “Listen,” his friend suggested, “Why don’t you find a girl who’s just like your dear ole Mother?” Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again. “So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that’s just like your Mother?” Manny shrugged his shoulders, “Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends.” “Excellent!!! So,…. Are you and this girl engaged, yet?” “I’m afraid not. My Father can’t stand her!”

 

 

We here at Dragon Laffs and Leprechaun Laffs can attest to the truth of this statement!

Well, in the interest of getting to bed, so I can go to work, here is today’s Last Word.  Written in it’s entirety by my good friend Wheats… This email was called, “I’m Mad As Hell”

I guess what angers and saddens me the most at this point is the utter contempt that is being displayed by both parties for the people of this nation.

Man, I love getting his emails!  Thanks Todd!

Okay, so I just had to throw some in at the end!  Till next week my friends.

Cheers!