Dragon Laffs Extra


Unbelievable!          Unimaginable!          Ridiculous!

Well, the posturing, out-of-touch, self-serving idiots who are supposedly running our country did it again.  With a total lack of compassion, leadership and integrity they shut down our government and  put 800,000+ civil servants (including yours truly) on a furlough (no work and no pay) status. 

After busting my ass until after one in the morning, an eighteen plus hour day, helping shut down the base at the end of the fiscal year, (let me say at this time, this was the first time I’ve ever helped do this and I want to say God Bless the financial people who go through that goat-rope every year!!!) and I was back at work at 8 am to sign a piece of paper saying basically, you’re fired until we need you back. 

The thing that really chapped my ass though, was the dumb ass Greta Van Susteren last night on Fox News “On The Record” was talking to someone about who really cares if the government shuts down.  She never even noticed it when it happened last time.  She went on to make mention of all the other times that the government has been shut down and how it never affected the average person, it was just us worrying over nothing.  Just like all the worry about sequestration and how it didn’t end up affecting anyone.

WHAT?  Almost a million people lost between 20% and 40% (some of us even more) of our pay for months!  Greta, how would you like it if I took half of your check?  It sure as hell wouldn’t affecting you like it did me and my family since you probably make as much in a week as I make in a year, for being a talking head on TV.  I’m not doing anything important, trying to keep our GIs alive if they find themselves in crappy environments like the poor people of Syria had to go through. (Chemical, Biological and Radiological) Yeah, you’re job of impartially imparting the news sure is more important than mine.

The news just said that the closure is expected to last 2 weeks.  For those of us who lost all our savings, just … JUST got their first paycheck at regular pay to try to get caught up from the furloughs during the sequestration nonsense, who are just barely living paycheck to paycheck, 2 weeks without pay is going to be devastating! 

The good things: the military will be paid (although not those of us who support the military), VA benefits will be paid, disability, Social Security, Medicare (although no NEW claims will be handled).

And amongst the bad things:  Welfare funding runs out on October first, today, although some states may decide to keep paying.  You have heard us lambasting welfare recipients over and over here at Dragon Laffs, but you’ve also heard us say that we aren’t talking about the few who really do need the help but the many, many who are just playing the system…Tim Murphy at Mother Jones (motherjones.com) put out a great article yesterday:

48 Ways a Government Shutdown Will Screw You Over

Who is affected when the government doesn’t show up for work? Poor people, people with immune systems…basically everyone.

| Mon Sep. 30, 2013 1:36 PM PDT

Update: The midnight deadline came and went without a deal from House Republicans and Senate Democrats (except for one small bill, on military pay). Welcome to the Shutdown.

The government will shut down at midnight unless President Obama and Congress can agree on a temporary resolution to continue funding federal agencies. (Spoiler: They probably won’t.)

Here’s a quick guide to who and what will be most affected:

Anyone who might get sick: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) would lack funding to support its annual flu vaccination program.

Military personnel: Barring last-minute congressional action, members of the armed forces would have their paychecks put on hold while they continue to work.

People who use boats: The Coast Guard will cut back on routine patrols and navigation assistance.

Civilian defense employees: 400,000 Department of Defense employees will be given unpaid vacations.

Family members of fallen soldiers: Death benefits for military families will be delayed.

Gun owners: During the 1990s shutdown, applications for gun permits were delayed due to furloughs at the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.

Trees: Hundreds of US Forest Service workers face furloughs in California during peak forest fire season.

Visa applicants: Furloughs at the State Department’s Bureau of Consular Affairs mean tens of thousands of visa applications are put on hold.

People traveling abroad: A shutdown would cause delays in the processing of passport applications.

Sick people: The National Institutes of Health will not admit new patients unless ordered by the director.

Factory workers: The Occupational Safety and Health Administration will halt regular inspections.

Hikers: All 401 National Park Service sites will be closed.

People who make money off tourists: Shuttered national parks are bad news for the hotels, restaurants, and other attractions that feed off them.

Small business loan applicants: The Small Business Administration will furlough 62 percent of its workforce.

Employers: The Department of Homeland Security’s e-Verify program will be offline for the duration of the shutdown.

Fountains: 45 of them will lose water.

People applying for mortgages: The Federal Housing Administration and the USDA won’t guarantee new loans.

Oil and gas exploration: The Bureau of Land Management will stop processing permits for oil and gas drilling on federal lands.

Chemical site facility security: Funding for Department of Homeland Security regulatory program ends October 4.

FOIA requests: The Social Security Administration says it won’t respond to Freedom of Information Act Requests during the shutdown.

Docents: All Smithsonian Institution museums in Washington, DC, will be closed.

@CuriosityRover: 98 percent of NASA’s staff will be furloughed, and the agency’s website and live-streams will go dark.

Renewable energy permits: The Bureau of Ocean Energy Management will stop all new offshore renewable-energy projects.

Campers: People living (or vacationing) in national parks and forests will have 48 hours to relocate.

Animal voyeurs: Watch the National Zoo’s Panda-cam while you still can.

Native Americans: The Office of Surface Mining Reclamation and Enforcement will suspend oversight of active and abandoned coal mines “primarily in Tennessee and on Indian lands.”

Pesticide regulators: The Environmental Protection Agency will all but shut down at midnight.

Veterans pensions: The Department of Veterans Affairs says it will run out of funding for regular payment checks after a few weeks.

US Geological Survey researchers: The agency would stop most new scientific research and water analysis.

Disability payments: Although the VA will continue to provide medical care, disability payments may also be disrupted after a few weeks.

Winery permits: Couldn’t they take the wine coolers instead?

Ponies: The Bureau of Land Management’s wild horse and burro adoption programs would cease.

Infectious disease surveillance: The CDC will be unable to track outbreaks and monitor infectious diseases at a local level.

People on food assistance: The USDA’s Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants and Children (WIC) will stop making payments on October 1.

Food inspections: The Grain Inspection, Packers and Stockyards Administration warned of “inability to investigate alleged violations” due to a lack of funding; food imports will also go unexpected.

Automobile recall inspectors: “Routine defects and recall information from manufacturers and consumers would not be reviewed,” according to the Department of Transportation.

Food and drug safety research: The Department of Health and Human Services, which includes the FDA, will furlough 52 percent of its staff.

ARPA-E: The Department of Energy’s cutting-edge research arm—and one of the crowning legacies of the stimulus—will shut down, putting projects such as “squirtable batteries” on hold.

Nuclear Regulatory Commission: The agency could furlough more than 92 percent of its employees next week, with much of the remaining staff handling inspections.

People without heat: If the shutdown persists, it could affect the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program, which funds heating assistance programs.

Consumers: The Commodity Futures Trading Commission will furlough 652 of its 680 employees and maintain only a “bare minimum level of oversight and surveillance” to stop fraudulent practices.

People trying to pay taxes: The Internal Revenue Service will shutter its tax hotline, and stop processing tax payments.

College students: Cutbacks at the Department of Education could slow Pell grant and student-loan payments.

Economists: The Bureau of Economic Analysis will cut back on its data collection.

Welfare recipients: Temporary Assistance for Needy Families—welfare—runs out of funding on October 1, although individual states may pick up the tab.

Head Start: The child development program, already hammered by the effects of sequestration, will stop doling out new grants on October 1.

Air monitoring: A 94 percent reduction in staff won’t leave the EPA much room to enforce its new carbon regulations.

Golf: Courses at National Park Service sites will close for the shutdown. So at least we have that going for us.

Nicely said Tim.

I would love to hear your opinions.  How is this going to affect you?  Do you think this is anything more than a pissing contest?

Let me know.

Cheers my friends,

I’ll do my best to keep you informed.


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6 Responses to Dragon Laffs Extra

  1. Judy says:

    Why are the salaries of Federal workers delayed while the employeea at Congress and the White House continue to be paid?

    Why must everyone be placed on Obamacare — EXCEPT FOR Congress, the White House, Federal workers and the residents of Harry Reid’s State of Nevada and Nutsy Pelosi’s Congressional District?

    Why doesn’t Obama adopt the medical program that bears his name?

    • impishdragon says:

      Those are all very good questions, Judy. You could be a reporter for Fox News. Those are pretty much the same questions that were asked of Obama and the current politicians and they either walked away (a la Obama the other night) or they ignore the questions or they answer with a non-answer, an answer that doesn’t match the question. Why are they NOT locked in a room until they get this straightened out! How many of us would continue to be paid, continue to have a job if we didn’t do our job every day? If my boss assigned me the job of the budget for our office for the year, which he has, do you think he would let me go a whole year without one? I’d be out on my ass….just like every single one of the sitting politicians should be as soon as possible!

  2. Chris says:

    Boehner should get some balsl and tell the tea party to shove it. While I don’t care for Obamacare, it is the law of the land and there are not enough votes to overturn it. WTF?

  3. lethalleprechaun says:

    I think it IS a pissing match…and we’re directly under the the match receiving the fall out.
    Everyone in Congress and the President needs to put whatever portion of their anatomy they are using to keep this pissing match going on a hard surface so WE THE PEOPLE can smack it for them with a bat and let them feel the pain they are causing us!


  4. Diaman MacKedsy says:

    It’s a pissing contest…maybe the terrorists should blow up Congress…problem solved!


    • Jack Daniels says:

      First-impeach and deport the illegal Kenyan alien in the White House, second impose term limits on Congress, which would, hopefully get rid of Harry Reid and his followers, third, start drug testing welfare and food stamp recipients.

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