Special Announcement- Delay of Dragon


Lethal here folks with a Special Announcement of Importance. Today’s issue of Dragon Laughs will be delayed  in posting by one day.


Our beloved steward of Saturday Morning Smirks & Smiles, Impish Dragon has suffered a temporary but semi serious personal medical issue which required not only the attentions of his personal Vet & consultation with his resident Dr of Quackery, but a trip to the Emergency Room and the attention of actual legitimate human medical personnel.

In all likelihood shortly the services of either Joe the Plumber or the Roto-Rooter Man will also be required to completely fix all of the poor Dragon’s problem. Being currently more or less permanently, for the time being, indisposed, as well as under the weather, Impish has asked me to convey to you that the Dragon Laughs issue scheduled for today should be out at some point tomorrow once he has (hopefully) fully recovered from his current malady and predicament.

As a final note I would like to say that while I have attempted to make this announcement by portraying Impish’s current malady in a light and humorous manner consistent with our usually publishing style his condition is in NO WAY funny but very serious, hopefully minor and also god willing, easily corrected.

I’m sure you will all join me in wishing him a speedy recovery sans lasting effects or complications as well as in your thoughts and prayers.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Saturday activities.

About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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3 Responses to Special Announcement- Delay of Dragon

  1. nycentrist says:

    Sorry to hear it Impish. Get well soon. I NEED your version of pain relief! LOL! – Dan

  2. kris72663 says:

    Feel better, Impish!!

  3. Timeless Treasures says:

    Speedy recovery to you….


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