Lethal here folks with a Special Announcement of Importance. Today’s issue of Dragon Laughs will be delayed in posting by one day.
Our beloved steward of Saturday Morning Smirks & Smiles, Impish Dragon has suffered a temporary but semi serious personal medical issue which required not only the attentions of his personal Vet & consultation with his resident Dr of Quackery, but a trip to the Emergency Room and the attention of actual legitimate human medical personnel.
In all likelihood shortly the services of either Joe the Plumber or the Roto-Rooter Man will also be required to completely fix all of the poor Dragon’s problem. Being currently more or less permanently, for the time being, indisposed, as well as under the weather, Impish has asked me to convey to you that the Dragon Laughs issue scheduled for today should be out at some point tomorrow once he has (hopefully) fully recovered from his current malady and predicament.
As a final note I would like to say that while I have attempted to make this announcement by portraying Impish’s current malady in a light and humorous manner consistent with our usually publishing style his condition is in NO WAY funny but very serious, hopefully minor and also god willing, easily corrected.
I’m sure you will all join me in wishing him a speedy recovery sans lasting effects or complications as well as in your thoughts and prayers.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Saturday activities.