Leprechaun Laughs #147 Addendum – Impish “Pie Puss” Dragon Update


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Heard from Impish.  If you look hard enough in the comments (as he was unable to give his comment his full attention distracted by thoughts of pie as he was, so it wound up under our Memorial Day Issue instead of Today’s Issue) you’ll find a only portion of this communication to me from him.

This sort of thing is exactly why we do not allow him out on his own.

First I got this, some time late last night after I was abed and asleep after having counted the ways I was going to torture and punish Impish for yet another unauthorized excision of Dragon insanity and debauchery to get finally to sleep.

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I suspect the misspelling of the word “heard” as “head”was caused by his rush to get back to his pie being precariously balanced against his need to attempt to assure me I didn’t have to go all “The Fugitive” on him that he would be returning shortly and (more or less) voluntarily. [Likely with an enraged pie hungry mob hot on his heels]

Then this morning there was this additional message from him no doubt written post initial pie devouring session while he was temporarily sated and  awaited impatiently for the bakers to catch up to his eating speed.

Woo Hoo!  Pie!!! Dude, I’ll be home in time for my issue on Saturday! 

OK well THAT doesn’t seem so bad, aside from the whole jail break thing, the fines from the EPA for excessive methane production & release and the employee out on Workman’s Comp. who is hospitalized and threatening to sue. Pretty much your average week with Impish but THEN things took a turn and not for the better…

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning and its possible I might need your lawyerly services over it. When I was ready to pay for my order, the cashier said,

“Strip down facing me.”

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future and charges of “terroristic obscenity”.

They need to make their instructions to us thoughts of pie distracted customers a little clearer!

Good issue this morning and I echo your sentiment to the principal at the school.  What a moron! 

Hey Greta!  Kiss my BIG BLUE (pie filled and growing) DRAGON ASS!!!!!

Okay, time’s up, gotta get back to the pie!!!

SIGH! If you live in or near Cleveland Ohio I would not expect to obtain any pie there for several days and you might want to ration (and hide) your coffee supply too. If you have a weak heart or stomach I would avoid places where you can buy pie/pastry/donuts and/or coffee for several days as I fear there could possibly be a repeat occurrence of this sort of episode.

I’ll post further reports of Dragon induced disasters DEVELOPMENTS if/when/as I am notified.

About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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8 Responses to Leprechaun Laughs #147 Addendum – Impish “Pie Puss” Dragon Update

  1. Lethal,

    You’re going to give the dragon a complex.

    femme

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      What do you mean “give”?! Just causally mention my name when he’s doing something he shouldn’t be doing or doesn’t want me finding out about (roughly 85% of his waking hours) and watch the facial tickle and uncontrollable tail twitch start!

  2. I can’t believe he took pie to the pool.
    Pie a la chlorined pool water doesn’t sound terribly appealing. And, I can’t but wonder just how many folks have peed in that pool.

    Impish is in dire need of a membership to Pie Addicts Anonymous. Poor thing …

    femme

    • impishdragon says:

      The pie, as you can plainly see, was on the SIDE of the pool…not IN the pool. Think about it; floating gently near the side of the pool, your back being lovingly massaged, a glass of wine and PIE!!!!! Trust me when I tell you that NONE of the pie had a chance in hell of ever touching the floor much less the water in the pool.

      Pie Addicts Anonymous? Do they serve pie at the meetings? Sounds like a lot of fun!

  3. lethalleprechaun says:

    Sure he can have fun becasue he knows I’ll be there with a Service Pro 18 wheeler of cleaning gear and crew of 12 to clean up after him!

  4. paul says:

    Poor Impish – he’s his own worst enemy – but he does seem to have fun?

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