Leprechaun Laughs # 126 for February 1, 2012


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Wow one month down and 11 left to go in 2012 already! How time flies and the price of coffee shamelessly soars!

I have decided to fight flights of fancy (Impish having any legit claim to “The Year of the Dragon”)
with hard facts, the fact that Ireland has a National Museum dedicated to venerating meself and me brethren Leprechauns.

Since when it comes to this subject Impish is about as logical as a liberal I doubt I’ll have much success but at least it will help me poor BP stay a wee bit lower until be gets this lunacy out of his system.

For those of you who cannot read it the tag line at the bottom reads:

“Because a National Heritage Museum is so much more impressive than usurping a tired old worn out Chinese Lunar Calendar Year and lots less (legal) trouble too!”

Besides, how much profit can you make selling rubes a calendar once every 12 years as compared to a museum gift shop open daily?

 

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Coffee Suprise

 

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Just in Case You Have Nothing Better to Do (i.e. Bored)

 

Just Click on the Door Stop then click on the larger image

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It is amazing how little it takes to entertain senior citizens!!!!!

You actually clicked? Seriously? You’re BORED already? The issue isn’t even started! I’m insulted!

 

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Mitt’s Income vs. Your Income

 

How long would it take the GOP candidate to earn what you make in a year?

By Dan Check|Posted Tuesday, Jan. 24, 2012, at 4:35 PM ET

Mitt Romney.

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Mitt Romney released his 2010 tax return on Monday. His total income for the year was listed as $21.6 million, more than one-half of which came from capital gains. How does that stack up against your income? Enter your annual income below to find out how long it would have taken Mitt Romney to earn the same amount of money. (Don’t worry, we’re not collecting any data you type in.)

How long would it take Mitt Romney to earn what you make in a year? Find out here.

(thanks to my darlin’ Molly for depressing me even more by showing me this!)

Impishs Insights

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Impish says he’ll need to find a place to live should he beat the charges against him as the wife threw him out followed by a hail of pots and pans.

Gee I can’t imagine why!

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Ok so you’re going to wind up with a double dose of me preaching to the choir today but there is something I have to get off me chest before my BP spikes through the roof and I stroke out or go postal on the first Afghani rat bastard I see. Unfortunately I received this after having sent today’s issue to layout and having already spent an great deal of time on my Parting Shot, hence the double dosing. However once you read this I don’t think most of you are going to have a problem with the double dosing and I expect many of you are going to be as up in arms about the entire thing as I am.

I’ve been doing a Yeoman’s job according to several sources including Impish and Molly over keeping quiet about the Marines videoed urinating on dead (presumably) Taliban. Impish and I had discussed the “advisability” of me making a statement of my view point and decided it would be unwise at the time for me to say the sort of things that were running through my mind despite the likelihood that any reader who ever experienced combat would understand my point of view on the issue. As of today that point of view about the inadvisability of my remarks has changed in light of something K-Squared has sent me. I’ll come back after you see this. Be prepared to be incensed, and I DO NOT mean by your priest with Frankincense.

High Fashion in the Mosque

image_thumb[1] Notice the SMILE on the rat bastard’s face over his shirt!

We’re constantly clubbed on the head with the claim that the Muslim world condemns 9/11, abhors 9/11, etc. – Yet every day Shirts like this are mass produced, marketed, and sold by street venders thru out the Middle East and it’s simply OK. The mass-murder of 9-11 is a celebrated event by millions of people. Now a few of our military guys, after months of sleeping on the cold ground, eating MREs, not having a good hot shower, and away from their love ones, get caught peeing on a couple of dead Taliban/Al Qada types, and they are condemned by the world. What they did wasn’t right, but the huge outpouring of condemnation doesn’t compare (in my mind) to someone who would wear a shirt like this that glorifies the murder of over 3,000 innocent Americans.

So some pissed off young Marines pissed on some dead Taliban/Al Qada types to show their distain for the enemy and they way they do things (to say nothing of the politically correct, touchy feely, politics driven rules of engagement they are made to suffer under which effectively ties one of their arms behind their back). What things? SO GLAD YOU ASKED! HOW about (for starters):

  1. Persecution of those of other religions up to and including torture and death.
  2. Defamation and destruction of materials and places of other religions while DEMANDING we treat their religious places and materials with the respect of an adherent of their terroristic religion “of peace”.
  3. Using those same religious sites to cache and store weapons and explosives (proven) while demanding we respect their religion and not “defile” these places by entering and searching them.
  4. Securing hostages who are under threat of torture mutilation and death in mosques so as to make them untouchable and unrescueable
  5. When in danger of being captured, killed or over run by U.S. forces, retreating into Mosques where US forces are forbidden to fire because we might “damage a holy site” but continuing to fire upon U,S, troops from those “holy sites of the religion of peace”
  6. Offering bounties for wounded U.S. troops to torture and then publically behead.
  7. Offering bounties for the bodies of fallen U.S. troops to mutilate desecrate and display publically while proudly claiming credit for the acts that they cannot do unless the U.S. soldier is dead because he’d kill him and 30 of his friends were he alive.
  8. Issuing a fatwa at the drop of a hat on anyone who mentions Mohammed critically or draws a picture of him while adherents of “the religion of peace” sell and wear shirts proudly celebrating the tragedy of September 11th and the deaths of over 3000.

I could continue to list their daily atrocities committed against our troops, but I think you get the idea. Strange how that Liberal Bastion of Oppression, Bullshit and Hatred of All Things That Make Up America Except Our Money and Resources the United Nations, can be so silent about all these daily occurrences, but let one single squad of young fed up Marines express their contempt for these Tali-turds and the success stifling overly restrictive Mother-May-I rules of engagement they just cannot roll out the Liberally Superior Condemnation Wagon fast enough! As if that was not bad enough every damned arrogant Democrat in Congress and the Closet Towelhead himself our Tali-turd Lover in Chief hops aboard before they even have the Condemnation Party Wagon totally out of the UN’s paid for by our government garage!

If you ask me the REAL question is NOT why they did this, but why it has not happened sooner or more often. I think they showed a great deal of restraint! Were it me I probably would have killed, bled and gutted a pig over them and buried them with it each with a mouthful of pig organic by product then had a Rabbi & a Priest pray over the grave!

As for that festering anal pustule in the photo above THIS is how I would express my displeasure with him:

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The ONLY reason I would not fix the problem with a FLAME THROWER is because napalm DOES stick to kids and I’d want to avoid any collateral damage from dealing with this ass pustule.

I’M THE SODDING BLOODY LETHAL LEPRECHAUN AND I SAY its high time these Tali-turds reap what they have been sowing for so long….IN BUGGERING SPADES! Only then when we take the gloves off and start making them fear us coming for them because they KNOW we’ll take away any chance they have at Paradise will we get a permanent resolution to this.

PISS ON THEM an piss on the bloody morally superior but have never been in battle liberals who are so quick to jump to condemn them too!

 

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The Top 5 Oscar Nominations in Hell

5 Best Picture: “My Week With Marilyn Manson”
4  Best Actress: Bette Midler in “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Annoying”
3  Best Actor: Brad Pitt as Ron Jeremy in “Moneyshot”
2  Best Picture: “Stinker Sailor Told a Lie: The Italian Cruise Ship Disaster”

and The Number 1 Oscar Nomination in Hell…

1  Best Actress: Anne Hathaway in “The Devil Wears Your Freshly Flayed Skin”
[ Copyright 2012 by Chris White/TopFive.com ]

 

Celtic Consumer Warnings

New Battle Between Retailers and Credit Cards Could Catch Consumers In The Middle

January 24, 2012 By George Gombossy

Another major dispute on interchange fees could take place, and this one may have new, painful consequences on consumers. This time, the battle centers around the swipe fee that retailers pay on credit card transactions.

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According to CNBC, there is an antitrust suit between five million retailers and Visa, MasterCard and 13 large banks, including Citi, Bank of America, Chase, Capital One, U.S. Bancorp and Wells Fargo. Retailers claim that banks and the payment systems have unfairly worked together to increase the amount of the interchange fee retailers pay on credit card transactions.

The amount that each retailer pays as a swipe fee varies widely but the industry average is approximately 2 percent. This antitrust suit could cut that figure by three-quarters down to 0.5 percent. That would be one more devastating revenue blow to the banks as well as Visa and MasterCard, leading to billions of dollars in lost income.

Last year, the Durbin amendment went into effect on October 1, cutting the interchange fee on debit card transactions from an average of 44 cents to no more than 21 cents (plus 0.05 percent of the transaction, with the possibility of an additional cent if banks comply with fraud prevention procedures). Banks tried to make up for this lost revenue by implementing a monthly debit card fee which led to consumer outrage. Banks eventually rescinded this monthly fee.

If the retailers win this antitrust suit, it could have have a significant impact on consumers:

* Banks will lose billions of dollars at a time when they have already suffered significant cutbacks in revenue. Whenever banks lose revenue in one area, they try to make up for it in another area and that always comes at the expense of the consumer. An increase in existing fees, the introduction of new fees, and an increase in the credit card interest rates are changes that could be pushed by banks.

* A significant decrease in credit card reward programs. The lucrative cash back and airline mile rewards will likely decline. Most banks eliminated debit card rewards when the Durbin amendment passed. The same could happen with credit card  programs if retailers win this suit.

* A likely decrease in attractive balance transfer offers. Currently, credit card issuers are offering 0 percent interest rates for extended periods of time in order to lure customers from their competitors. The Citi Platinum Select card offers 0 percent for 21 months; the Discover More card offers 0 percent for 18 months; and the Slate from Chase card offers 0 percent for 12 months with no balance transfer fee. If retailers win this antitrust suit, look for credit card issuers to scale back these balance transfer offers.

* On the positive side, a possible decrease in prices at store level. Retailers claimed the passage of the Durbin amendment could lead to a decrease in prices since they would no longer have to pay the high swipe fees on debit card transactions. It is difficult to see if this actually took place. However, retailers may face more pressure from consumer groups to cut prices if the interchange fee is also slashed on credit card purchases.

customers are getting screwed

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A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint…

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when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, ‘Hey Koala! What are you doing?’

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The koala said, ‘Smoking a joint, come up and have some.’

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So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was ‘dry’ and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

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The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, ‘What’s the matter with you?’
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

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‘Hey you!’
So the koala looked down at him and said,


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‘F & #K me….
how much water did you drink!!!!!!!!!

 

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I’ll bet the name of the Dragon this refers to escapes you right? Now I don’t want to say he’s a glutton or anything and ok I’ll admit he lost a whole 3 pounds while in captivity but after 52 kinds of pie on his flight, plus a week of binging on pies and hot wings, when my personal plane took his broad backside to his house arrest location it had to use the call sign “Shamrock One HEAVY

Speaking of food, this seems like an ideal segue to… 

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3-Nut Upside-Down Cake

 

A rich chocolate cake is even better when topped with a mix of sweetened nuts.

Ingredients:

  • 1/4 cup butter
  • 1/4 cup packed dark brown sugar
  • 2/3 cup light-colored corn syrup
  • 1/4 cup whipping cream
  • 1/2 cup chopped pecans
  • 1/2 cup chopped walnuts
  • 1/2 cup chopped macadamia nuts
  • 1-1/3 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/3 cup butter, softened
  • 1 cup granulated sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 2/3 cup milk

Steps:

1. Preheat oven to 350 degree F. Line a 9x9x2-inch baking pan with foil; grease foil. In a small saucepan melt 1/4 cup butter over medium heat. Stir in brown sugar. Cook and stir until sugar is dissolved. Stir in corn syrup and cream. Bring just to boiling. Stir in nuts. Spread in pan.
2. Combine flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, and 1/2 teaspoon salt; set aside. In a large mixing bowl beat 1/3 cup butter with electric mixer on medium to high speed for 30 seconds. Gradually add granulated sugar, beating on medium speed until well combined, scraping sides of bowl. Add eggs, 1 at a time, beating after each (about 1 minute total). Beat in vanilla. Alternately add flour mixture and milk to butter mixture, beating on low speed after each addition just until combined. Pour into pan, being careful not to disturb nuts. Bake for 45 to 50 minutes or until a wooden toothpick inserted near center comes out clean. Cool in pan on wire rack 10 minutes. Remove from pan. Carefully peel off foil. Place nut side up on plate. Serve at room temperature. Makes 9 servings.

 

Nutritional Information:

Carbohydrate: 65g, Sodium: 393g, Fiber: 2g, Cholesterol: 91mg, Total Fat: 31g, Calories: 551, Protein: 7g.

Hearty Lasagna Soup

 

Are you in the mood for lasagna, but don’t have the time? Try this clever soup that has all the flavors of your favorite lasagna…and it’s on the table in just 35 minutes.

Hearty Lasagna Soup

 

Prep: 10 minutes
Cook: 25 minutes

Serves: 4

Are you in the mood for lasagna, but don’t have the time? Try this clever soup that has all the flavors of your favorite lasagna…and it’s on the table in just 35 minutes.

Ingredients:

  • 1 pound ground beef
  • 1 small onion, chopped (about 1/4 cup)
  • 1 teaspoon minced garlic
  • 1/4 teaspoon dried parsley flakes
  • 3 1/2 cups Swanson® Beef Broth (Regular or 50% Less Sodium)
  • 1 can (about 14 .5 ounces) diced tomatoes
  • 1/4 teaspoon Italian seasoning, crushed
  • 1 1/2 cups uncooked mafalda or rotini pasta
  • 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese

Directions:

Cook the beef, onion, garlic and parsley in a 3-quart saucepan over medium-high heat for 10 minutes, or until the beef is well browned, stirring often to separate meat. Pour off any fat.

Stir the broth, tomatoes and Italian seasoning in the saucepan and heat to a boil.

Stir the pasta in the saucepan. Reduce the heat to medium and cook for 10 minutes or until the pasta is tender. Stir in the cheese. Serve with additional cheese, if desired.

Recipe Tips:

Serving Suggestion: Serve with an Iceberg lettuce salad with Italian vinaigrette. For dessert serve fresh apple slices.

Nutrition Information

Nutritional Values per Serving

Using Swanson Beef Broth: : Calories 378, Total Fat 14g, Saturated Fat 6g, Cholesterol 73mg, Sodium 1074mg, Total Carbohydrate 32g, Dietary Fiber 3g, Protein 30g, Vitamin A 9%DV, Vitamin C 23%DV, Calcium 12%DV, Iron 20%DV
Nutritional Values per Serving

Using Swanson 50% Less Sodium Beef Broth: : Calories 378, Total Fat 14g, Saturated Fat 6g, Cholesterol 73mg, Sodium 680mg, Total Carbohydrate 32g, Dietary Fiber 3g, Protein 31g, Vitamin A 9%DV, Vitamin C 23%DV, Calcium 12%DV, Iron 20%DV
Nutritional Values per Serving

Using Swanson Certified Organic Beef Broth: : Calories 378, Total Fat 14g, Saturated Fat 6g, Cholesterol 73mg, Sodium 777mg, Total Carbohydrate 32g, Dietary Fiber 3g, Protein 30g, Vitamin A 9%DV, Vitamin C 23%DV, Calcium 12%DV, Iron 20%DV

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The Top 5 Bumper Stickers for Hybrid Cars

5  If you can read this, then help push me up the hill
4  My other battery-powered ride’s a vibrator!
3  This car stops at all Whole Foods
2  Hippie-Chick Magnet

and The Number 1 Bumper Sticker for Hybrid Cars…

1  I’d rather be lecturing you about the planet

[ Copyright 2012 by Chris White/TopFive.com ]

Reader Response and Rebuttal

Today’s response to my Parting Shot video last issue regarding the controlling  of information you can access on the Internet comes from our very own Richard Kimbel-esque  fugitive on the run who is currently lolling in semi comfort under house arrest with a neutral party, Impish Dragon who wrote:

Comment on Leprechaun Laughs # 125 for Wednesday 1/25/12 by impishdragon Wednesday, January 25, 2012 5:29 AM

Wow.  I never looked at the internet and google, etc, in quite that way before (Your TED video in your parting shot).  That is an extremely important point to make.  So, the question becomes, where do we go for a truly honest search? 

Thanks my friend.  You’ve given me something to really think about.
Cheers,
Impish

 

Rather than a Rebuttal (note to self for the third time, figure out an alternate title and make a new graphic), my response to Impish’s comment is

The concepts of “And That’s The Way It Is” & “Just the Facts Ma’am”  died with Walter Cronkite and Jack Webb. Honest, unvarnished, undiluted and accurate reporting with a fundamental belief in the people’s right to know has gone the way of the Dodo and the passenger pigeon.

There is no long “the truth the WHOLE truth and nothing but the truth”, no accurate factual reporting with which people can  draw their own conclusions and create their own (well informed opinions). Now there is only “The Spin” & “The Sound Bite” (popular for the incredible ease with which they can be used out of context) and a preponderance of muckraking yellow journalism.

I am constantly reminded accessing the news of a scene in Star Wars – Return of the Jedi.

Luke: Obi-Wan? Why didn’t you tell me? You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father.
Obi-Wan: Your father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed.
So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view.
Luke: “A certain point of view”?
Obi-Wan: Luke, you will find that
many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.
— Return of the Jedi

While Obi-Wan may have been speaking in a quasi-religious &/or personal beliefs and values sense, from where I sit this has become the guiding philosophy of all news outlets, however the point of view that matters, the one the truth is judged by is each media/news services own political agenda.

Now this “cancer of the truth” is rapidly spreading to the internet in the form of overly restrictive search algorithms seeking to personalize your search results for you. I see this as much a result of a desire by Big Brother to have total control over information so as to make us believe and perceive what is in their best interest coupled with the continuing trend to “dumb down” the use of the internet until it becomes unrecognizable from AOL and therefore totally unusable as the meaningful, informative or educational unbiased information and idea exchange medium it was envisioned to be.

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Abbott and Costello’s Classic Who’s On First Updated for the Obama Era

image Basically everyone knows this old classic. Well here they are again Abbott and Costello, this time discussion our current problem of unemployment in only the way they could.

COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.

ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 9%.

COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?

ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%.

COSTELLO: You just said 9%.

ABBOTT: 9% Unemployed.

COSTELLO: Right 9% out of work.

ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%.

COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 16% unemployed.

ABBOTT: No, that’s 9%…

COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 9% or 16%?

ABBOTT: 9% are unemployed. 16% are out of work.

COSTELLO: IF you are out of work you are unemployed.

ABBOTT: No, you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the unemployed.
You have to look for work to be unemployed.

COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!

ABBOTT: No, you miss my point.

COSTELLO: What point?

ABBOTT: Someone who doesn’t look for work, can’t be counted with those who look for work.
It wouldn’t be fair.

COSTELLO: To who?

ABBOTT: The unemployed.

COSTELLO: But they are ALL out of work.

ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of work stopped looking.
They gave up. And, if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

COSTELLO: So if you’re off the unemployment rolls, that would count as less unemployment?

ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!

COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don’t look for work?

ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That’s how you get to 9%. Otherwise it would be 16%.
You don’t want to read about 16% unemployment do ya?

COSTELLO: That would be frightening.

ABBOTT: Absolutely.

COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means they’re two ways to bring down the unemployment number?

ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.

COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?

ABBOTT: Correct.

COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?

ABBOTT: Bingo.

COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to just stop looking for work.

ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like an economist.

COSTELLO: I don’t even know what the hell I just said!

And now you know why Obama’s unemployment figures are improving!

 Now to get the nasty taste of those twisted liberal idea of “facts” out of your mouth and brain. Here are Abbott & Costello doing the real version of the Classic Who’s On First. Forget and enjoy!

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Hunting in Canada

A Canadian and an American were hunting in Canadian woods when a Mexican runs across the field and the Canadian shoots him in the back and kills him. “You can’t do that!” cried the American.

“Yes I can,” replies the Canadian,”it’s legal here in Canada .”

Later that night the American goes out and buys beer and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door. Just then a Mexican runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away. The American thinks, “No problem,” and he shoots him in the back and kills him. As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.

“But I thought it was legal to shoot Mexicans here in Canada !” protests the American.

“Well, yeah,” says the cop, “but you can’t use bait.”

 

 

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It never hurts to smile at a stranger….. or, you might want to save a life, with a simple kiss….

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

image The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?”

“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity so he asked… “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?”

So she does… And it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?”

“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl…..”

 

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  Last  Parting Shot Scope on Man

 Deadly To Dems Toxic Libs

This Parting Shot brought to you (with editorial comments by me) in part by Reader Paul (Pt. 1) and in part by Reader K-Squared (Pt. 2) I thought both sets of comments dovetailed so well that I decided they belonged together despite how long it made this Parting Shot.

Please don’t consider this is just a bunch of political hog-wash and trash it. Read it carefully, think about it, research it, item by item. A lot has happened in the last 3 years, WOW! It’s not what I had expected to happen within our country. How about you?

I WANT TO GET RE-ELECTED

“The country will survive Obama but it cannot survive the invincible, abject ignorance that elected him.”

 

An old West Virginia Hillbilly saying:

“You cannot get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.”

SOME OF YOU MAY APPRECIATE THIS  (the intelligent folks with common sense ) AND SOME OF YOU (Liberals & Loonies) MAY NOT.  I DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR SENDING THIS BECAUSE OF IT’S TRUTH. (Besides that it’s my damned opinion and blog)

If any other of our presidents had doubled the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents had criticized a state law that he admitted he never even read, would you think that he is just an ignorant hot head?

If any other of our presidents joined the country of Mexico and sued a state in the United States to force that state to continue to allow illegal immigration, would you question his patriotism and wonder who’s side he was on?

If any other of our presidents had pronounced the Marine Corps like Marine Corpse, would you think him an idiot?

If any other of our presidents had put 87,000 workers out of work by arbitrarily placing a moratorium on offshore oil drilling on companies that have one of the best safety records of any industry because one foreign company had an accident, would you have agreed?

If any other of our presidents had used a forged document as the basis of the moratorium that would render 87000 American workers unemployed would you support him?

If any other of our presidents had been the first President to need a Teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If any other of our presidents had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take his First Lady to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents had reduced your retirement plan holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought it a proud moment for America ?

If any other of our presidents had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents had visited Austria and made reference to the nonexistent “Austrian language,” would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If any other of our presidents had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents had stated that there were 57 states in the United States , wouldn’t you have had second thoughts about his capabilities?

If any other of our presidents would have flown all the way to Denmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door in his home town, would you not have thought he was a self-important, conceited, egotistical jerk.

If any other of our presidents had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to “Cinco de Cuatro” in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, wouldn’t you have winced in embarrassment?

If any other of our presidents had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he’s a hypocrite?

If any other of our presidents’ administrations had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11? *

If any other of our presidents had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If any other of our presidents had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America , would you have ever approved.

If any other of our presidents had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive?

Can’t think of anything? (can’t say that’s shocking to me)

Don’t worry.

He’s done all this in 34 months – so you don’t have that much time to come up with an answer. (ok, found something impressive, the fact he has screwed up this badly in such a short period of time and has not suffered a single use of the word “impeachment” in relation to him IS impressive)

Every statement and action in this email is factual and directly attributable to Barrack Hussein Obama.

Every bumble is a matter of record and completely verifiable.

AND NOW–

HE ACTUALLY WANTS US TO RE-ELECT HIM.

WAKE UP AMERICA 2012 IS UPON US.

I WONDER HOW MANY OF YOU WILL FORWARD THIS ?

I AM BECAUSE I CANNOT AFFORD TO TAKE A CHANCE ON THIS GUY FOR ANOTHER FOUR YEARS . . .

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And Now Part Two which is thanks to K-Squared…

WHEN – he refused to disclose who donated money to his election campaign, as other candidates had done, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he received endorsements from people like Louis Farrakhan, Muramar Kaddafi and Hugo Chavez, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – it was pointed out that he was a total newcomer and had absolutely no experience at anything except community organizing, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he chose friends and acquaintances such as Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn who were revolutionary radicals, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – his voting record in the Illinois Senate and in the U.S. Senate came into question, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he refused to wear a flag lapel pin and did so only after a public outcry, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – people started treating him as a Messiah and children in schools were taught to sing his praises, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he stood with his hands over his groin area for the playing of the National Anthem and Pledge of Allegiance, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he surrounded himself in the White House with advisors who were pro-gun control, pro-abortion, pro-homosexual marriage and wanting to curtail freedom of speech to silence the opposition, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he said he favors sex education in kindergarten, including homosexual indoctrination, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – his personal background was either scrubbed or hidden and nothing could be found about him, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – the place of his birth was called into question, and he refused to produce a birth certificate, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he had an association in Chicago with Tony Rezco – a man of questionable character and who is now in prison and had helped Obama to a sweet deal on the purchase of his home – people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – it became known that George Soros, a multi-billionaire Marxist, spent a ton of money to get him elected, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he started appointing White House Czars that were radicals, revolutionaries, and even avowed Marxist /Communists, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he stood before the Nation and told us that his intentions were to “fundamentally transform this Nation” into something else, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – it became known that he had trained ACORN workers in Chicago and served as an attorney for ACORN, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he appointed cabinet members and several advisors who were tax cheats and socialists, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he appointed a Science Czar, John Holdren, who believes in forced abortions, mass sterilizations and seizing babies from teen mothers, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he appointed Cass Sunstein as Regulatory Czar who believes in “Explicit Consent,” harvesting human organs without family consent and allowing animals to be represented in court, while banning all hunting, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he appointed Kevin Jennings, a homosexual and organizer of a group called Gay, Lesbian, Straight, Education Network as Safe School Czar and it became known that he had a history of bad advice to teenagers, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he appointed Mark Lloyd as Diversity Czar who believes in curtailing free speech, taking from one and giving to another to spread the wealth, who supports Hugo Chavez, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – Valerie Jarrett, an avowed Socialist, was selected as Obama’s Senior White House Advisor, people said it didn’t matter,
WHEN – Anita Dunn, White House Communications Director, said Mao Tse Tung was her favorite philosopher and the person she turned to most for inspiration, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he appointed Carol Browner, a well known socialist as Global Warming Czar working on Cap and Trade as the nation’s largest tax, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he appointed Van Jones, an ex-con and avowed Communist as Green Energy Czar, who since had to resign when this was made known, people said it didn’t matter. (Valerie Jarrett is a long time promoter of Van Jones).
WHEN – Tom Daschle, Obama’s pick for Health and Human Services Secretary could not be confirmed because he was a tax cheat, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – as President of the United States, he bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he traveled around the world criticizing America and never once talking of her greatness, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – his actions concerning the Middle East seemed to support the Palestinians over Israel, our long time ally, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he took American tax dollars to resettle thousands of Palestinians from Gaza to the United States, people said it didn’t
matter.
WHEN – he upset the Europeans by removing plans for a missile defense system against the Russians, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he played politics in Afghanistan by not sending troops early-on when the Field Commanders said they were necessary to win, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he started spending us into a debt that was so big we could not pay it off, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he took a huge spending bill under the guise of stimulus and used it to pay off organizations, unions, and individuals that got him elected, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he took over insurance companies, car companies, banks, etc., people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he took away student loans from the banks and put it through the government, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he designed plans to take over the health care system and put it under government control, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he claimed he was a Christian during the election and tapes were later made public that showed Obama speaking to a Muslim group and ‘stating’ that he was raised a Muslim, was educated as a Muslim, and is still a Muslim, people said it didn’t matter.
WHEN – he set into motion a plan to take over the control of all energy in the United States through Cap and Trade, people said it
didn’t matter.
WHEN – he finally completed his transformation of America into a Socialist State, people woke up— but it was too late.

Add these up one by one and you get a phenomenal score that points to the fact that Barrack Hussein Obama is determined to turn America into a Marxist-Socialist society. All of the items in the preceding paragraphs have been put into place. All can be documented very easily.

Before you disavow this, do an Internet search. The last paragraph alone is not yet cast in stone. You and I will write that
paragraph. Will it read as above or will it be a more happy ending for most of America?

Don’t just belittle the opposition. Search for the truth. We all need to pull together or watch the demise of a free society.
Pray for Americans to seek the truth and take action for it will keep us FREE.

Our biggest enemy is not China, Russia, North Korea or Iran.
Our biggest enemy is a contingent of politicians in Washington, DC .
The government will not help, so we need to do it ourselves.

Question….will you delete this, or pass it on to others who don’t
know about Obama’s actions and plans for the USA, so that they may
know how to vote in November, 2012 and the ensuing years?

It’s your decision. I believe it does matter. How about you?


WHEN – November 2012 comes, it will matter who you vote for!

“All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”

I’m the Lethal Leprechaun and your too damned bloody right I approved this message!

 

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About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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7 Responses to Leprechaun Laughs # 126 for February 1, 2012

  1. lethalleprechaun says:

    As we can no longer afford to keep the Amazing Kreskin on the payroll, you’ll apparently need to practice that ironic sarcasm thing some more because I reread your post 3 times before replying to it and couldn’t understand the apparent flip flop from the first comment to the second.

    Then again we get a lot of anal nitpickers in here that take great delight at pointing out any and every flaw they can possibly find and some of them shoot themselves in the foot while picking said imagined nits so I had to take it you were pointing out what you perceived as an apparent error.

    As far as Don goes I try to take it easy on him, he occasionally goes off his reality meds and slides back into delusionalville. Aside from that and his…how shall I say…elevator not making it to the penthouse, his happy meal being shorted a few fries, his thinking a football coach has 4 wheels, his having lost his box to think in or out of he’s not a bad guy, he just has never met a line of Democratic BS he couldn’t swallow as the Gospel truth is all.

    I’ll call it a balk on my side and a foul tip on yours. Don we’ll put down for having been beaned in the head one too many times with a factual fastball.

  2. Rick says:

    Another ‘misleading’ example for the list’:
    “If any other President had stood up at Buckingham Palace to propose a toast to the Queen while the British National Anthem was playing, failed to recognize it as such, continued to try to speak above the music while all others remained silent, would you have approved?”

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      HE DID NOT STFU when the National Anthem of another country started REGARDLESS of the semantics of the portrayal . HUGE gaff and faux pas= major embarrassment for the USA +make Obama look like an arrogant boob and by extension all of us.

      ABC News Blogs May 24, 2011 5:32pm
      Awkward Moment During Obama Toast to Queen

      The president and the orchestra at Buckingham Palace this evening were a bit out of synch.

      When the president toasted the Queen the orchestra misunderstood a pause and what seemed to be a cue from the president for “God Save the Queen” to begin playing.

      “Ladies and gentlemen please stand with me and raise your glasses as I propose a toast,” the president said, putting down his note cards and grabbing his glass. “To her majesty the Queen.”

      The president paused, the guests stood, and the orchestra prepared to play.

      But the president wasn’t done speaking.

      “The vitality –“ the president said before the orchestra began.

      Then the familiar tune – you might know it better as “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” – started up.

      The president kept going: “ — of the special relationship between our peoples and for the words of Shakespeare to this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England,” the president said as the awkward moment played out.

      The Queen looked ahead as the UK anthem played.

      “To the Queen,” the president finally said.

      He lifted his glass to her, she smiled a bit uncomfortably.

      But because the song was playing, no one drank from his or her glass, including the president, who put his glass down on the table.

      Then once the song was over, everyone raised a glass.

      This account is more blunt about it:
      http://www.bet.com/news

      Two Faux Pas Mark Obama’s First Day in London

      Are the Brits trying to knock Obama down a peg or two with the cheeky code name Chalaque, which means “someone who is too clever for his own good?”

      By Joyce Jones Posted: 05/25/2011 01:06 PM EDT

      Later that night during the state dinner at Buckingham Palace, Obama began his toast to Elizabeth II and the orchestra accidentally began playing Britain’s national anthem “God Save the Queen.” Instead of pausing until the music stopped, the president pressed on, only to be ignored by the queen when he turned and raised his glass to her. According to protocol, everyone must stand still while the anthem is played as everyone did except poor Obama. Talk about an awkward moment.

      The queen just looked straight ahead and one could virtually feel his cheeks burning as he put his glass back down before saluting her again once the music had ended

      Tell me again Rick about how this is misleading! To who? California Loony liberals? Seems pretty clear to me it’s another case of pure Obama buffoonery at its best. Let’s not even go to the part about his arrogance in thinking his toast remarks are more important the homage to a reigning Queen in her own country.

      OK that’s 2 liberals to the plate and 2 liberals stuck out on straight reported facts. Someone else going to step up and let me pitch a no hitter here in their own Democratic Delusions Park?

      • Rick says:

        I was being completely sarcastic or ironic – whichever. I was knocking the phony rap you took from don for allegedly being misleading – the quotes on the word ‘misleading’ were meant to convey that. My mention of the incident was meant as a suggested addition to I think Paul’s list? If it were anybody else but the smug manchurian president I would be sympathetic. A read or re-read of my 2 entries above should reveal that I am anything but liberal. I am pretty damned certain I haven’t ‘struck out’ of anything. Maybe a replay?

  3. Rick says:

    The 2 lists were an excellent reminder that whoever emerges as the winner of the Republican process will be a savior. Not just of America but also of western civilization, democracy, etc.
    Don – if you could provide many examples of ‘misleading’ instead of just one (questionable) then you might be well on your way to a rebuttal. Instead of just being ….misleading.
    Re: Lethal and BP and the chimp in the gaudy shirt: a ‘cup is half full’ take on this is that a point of aim centered on the smoke plume followed by a double tap at just over 50m would probably result in one in the smoke, and one in the smirk. Namaste.

  4. Don Schindler says:

    Shame on you for so many misleading statements about President Obama…
    Here is one example:
    The author refers to the fact that the Obama administration asked Rick Wagoner, the former General Motors chairman and chief executive officer, to step down in March 2009. That was a condition set by the administration for providing billions of dollars more in federal assistance to the “new” GM. Under Wagoner, GM had lost about $82 billion in the four years prior to the government stepping in with the bailout money, and, as previously mentioned, its stock was being declared worthless by some Wall Street analysts. The Bush administration had already given GM more than $9 billion through the Troubled Asset Relief Program before Obama announced a deal that required that GM go through bankruptcy and emerge under new lea

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      Gee Don I SAT THERE AND WATCHED THE TV as Obama said he wanted him to step down!

      Let me quote

        THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

      Tuesday, March 31, 2009:

      Government Forces Out Wagoner at GM
      Most of Board Gone, Too, After Threat to Withhold Bailout Cash

      The Obama administration used the threat of withholding more bailout money to force out General Motors Corp. Chief Executive Rick Wagoner and administer harsh medicine to Chrysler LLC, marking one of the most dramatic government interventions in private industry since the economic crisis began last year.

      Or maybe you’d prefer the NY Daily News instead, they have a more liberal reputation:

      President Obama forces GM boss Rick Wagoner
      to step down, tells Detroit automakers to shape up
      BY KENNETH R. BAZINET
      DAILY NEWS WASHINGTON BUREAU
      Sunday, March 29, 2009

      WASHINGTON – The White House forced the head of GM to step down Sunday – and President Obama ordered Detroit to go back to the drawing board if it wants more government cash.

      “We asked him to step down and he agreed,” a senior administration official told the Daily News.

      SHAME ON YOU DON for continuing to drink the Kool-aid and bury your head in the hype and bullshit! But thanks for letting us know there are still a few of you liberal lurking in the readership. I was just complaining to Impish that I had thought I’d slain you all with logic and facts. Known there is at least one of you left I haven’t killed off yet makes my day. Something to look forward to!

      Also I cannot express how disappointed I am that you should chose to express your fanatical zealous devotion to the Great Socialist Towelhead while remaining mute on the issue of the Sept 11th shirt! Apparently THAT is just fine with you. I’m guessing that stems from your liberal view point and supporting Obama while he bows to Arab leaders professes his Muslimness and generally sells out Americans to the toweleaded goat & camel lovers by apologizing. What next? You going to say Sept 11th was our fault too? That we deserved it?

      THINK VERY CAREFULLY before replying to that question Don!

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