LeprechaunLaffs #57 Monday 5/2

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Monday Attitude Check

God have Mercy Spet 11th




[We now return you to our regular programing]

Groan! Not Monday again. Bah! Yeah I know what I said about the differences between me and the dragon on Friday and its still true I’m not pissin’ and moanin’ about the morn’ being here, just the fact that its MONDAY morn again. See there IS a difference there. You know what the basic problems with weekends are?

  • They take too long to get to. I mean seriously, I have to wait 5 more days for another one? What is up with that? Who’s brilliant arrangement was this?
  • Weekends are only 48 hours long. The rest of the week is 120 hours. Does this seem like a fair division of time to you? It doesn’t to me!
  • They all end in Mondays, the beginnings of which come far too early in the day. If you have had any sort of a decent weekend at all. Of course its different if you are ImpishDragon who defines the crack of dawn as noon when his blood shot eyes first crack open and he mumbles 2 things “LETHAL!! Coffee!  PLEASE HAVE MERCY! I need coffee now!” followed by (half a 2 gallon cup later), “Did I miss breakfast yet?”

Think about it while you laugh but I think the the entire weekend thing needs a totally revamping.

Caffiene Molecule Mug

[That’s a Caffeine Molecule…the source of all intelligent life…especially when it relates to Dragons!]


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How Gullible Are We?

[Granted in Impish’s case it’s a rhetorical question!]

A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High School won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to the alarmist practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical “Dihydrogen monoxide.”

And for plenty of good reasons, since it can:

1. cause excessive sweating and vomiting

2. it is a major component in acid rain

3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state

4. accidental inhalation can kill you.

5. it contributes to erosion

6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes

7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical Dihydrogen, monoxide. Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew that the chemical was really… water.

The title of his prize winning project was, “How Gullible Are We?” The conclusion is obvious.

~Author Unknown~



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Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A ‘friend of a friend’ put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of ‘Artie.’ Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn’t have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife’s insurance money. Artie
insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened
his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man’s wife to the local Super Wal-Mart
store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proceeded
to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman
drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce
department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to
leave any living witnesses behind, ol’ Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras & observed by the store’s security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the store. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested. The next day in the
newspaper, the headline declared…

(You’re going to hate me for this…)

‘ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WAL-MART!’

Oh, quit groaning! I don’t write this stuff, I receive it from warped readers like Paul Bader and then send it on to you.

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Leprechaun Tech Talk

NY case underscores Wi-Fi privacy dangers
By CAROLYN THOMPSON, Associated Press – 04/24/2011


BUFFALO, N.Y. – Lying on his family room floor with assault weapons trained on him, shouts of “pedophile!” and “pornographer!” stinging like his fresh cuts and bruises, the Buffalo homeowner didn’t need long to figure out the reason for the early morning wake-up call from a swarm of federal agents.

That new wireless router. He’d gotten fed up trying to set a password. Someone must have used his Internet connection, he thought.

“We know who you are! You downloaded thousands of images at 11:30 last night,” the man’s lawyer, Barry Covert, recounted the agents saying. They referred to a screen name, “Doldrum.”

“No, I didn’t,” he insisted. “Somebody else could have but I didn’t do anything like that.”

“You’re a creep … just admit it,” they said.

Law enforcement officials say the case is a cautionary tale. Their advice: Password-protect your wireless router.

Plenty of others would agree. The Sarasota, Fla. man, for example, who got a similar visit from the FBI last year after someone on a boat docked in a marina outside his building used a potato chip can as an antenna to boost his wireless signal and download an astounding 10 million images of child porn, or the North Syracuse, N.Y., man who in December 2009 opened his door to police who’d been following an electronic trail of illegal videos and images. The man’s neighbor pleaded guilty April 12.

[Article continues here: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110424/ap_on_hi_te/us_wi_fi_warning]

Having wireless capability is great. For the longest time the only one in our house with it was Molly. I was a desktop computer man and a fanatical wired connection devotee. Nobody eaves dropping on my internet surfing via a wireless signal for THIS computer security specialist!

Then when I got my new lap top a few months ago, we decided to make some changes in our home office/guest room where I had been working out of which required me to disconnect the old desk top for a while. No problem I could use the new lap top and learn Windows 7 via ‘forced immersion” but (horror of horrors) this also meant letting got of my beloved Cat 5 hard wire connection! Argh! My security! Would someone I didn’t want to have access to my network? Was my archive of compromising Dragon photos safe?

As it turns out after checking some sites and doing a little reading and poking about it was because I was running a closed secure network with the security option already set to either WPA or WPA2 by the providers installer. I took things one step farther at that point and reset the default passphrase to one that was long enough to be nearly unbreakable by hackers but easy enough for both Molly and I to remember.

To check these settings and change your default ISP issues passphrase I suggest you contact your Internet Service Providers Help Desk as you risk messing up your router seriously if you are not familiar with them and comfortable with how they work and what the different settings mean.

A few minutes of prevention could well spell the difference between security and peace of mind vs a 2 AM search & arrest warrant serving SWAT team nightmare!

Also if your router (they are usually provided by your ISP as part of the deal) is older than 5 years ask about getting a new one. The new ones are faster and have the better WAP or WPA2 security option as opposed to the old WEP option. Impish ran into this situation for different reasons a few months back and it seems if you don’t occasionally squeak loudly as you roll along the information superhighway, you don’t get the oil of upgrading. Provider say no? Ask for their supervisor. Many times this is enough to get the tune to change as the base level CSR are not authorized to send you a new one but will not tell you that. Still not getting one? Mark it down and remember to make an issue of it comes to new contract time. When they find out you are willing to leave and go elsewhere to get a new more secure and faster Router you’d be surprised how reasonable the retention people can be!

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Me McGoogles are aching and twinging like they were drop kicked just looking at that pose!



1. Money cannot buy happiness but…somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle…

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble & he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s BLOODY illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

I know there must be some Irish in me – – but maybe it’s just what I had for a nightcap.


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Today’s Last Word comes to us courtesy of K-Squared. When I saw that this guy is a frequent guest host of the Rush Limbaugh radio program I have to admit my finger was hovering over the delete key. Rush has publicly stated that his program is not about intelligent discourse its about taking any side or angle so extreme as to generate disharmony and controversy so as to promote ratings!  Unfortunately too many of the people who also think Professional Wrestling is real and unscripted also listen to Rush taking his words as gospel and allowing him to do their thinking for them.

However knowing that Karl usually doesn’t steer me wrong as he thinks  fairly much in step with Impish and myself I figured to skim at least the first couple of paragraphs before consigning the e-mail to electronic oblivion.

While fact checking this as I try always to do before posting something with a person’s name attached to it I found that is is in fact incorrectly attributed to Dr. Williams and that this was done mistakenly by the original posting concern.



(Consequently I have removed the errant references to Dr. Williams so as not to perpetuate the problem of misattribution as we here at DragonLaffs try our best to only present true and accurate facts.)

Regardless of who wrote this the more I read the article more frightened I became. The logic used to state his case is not only elegantly simple but spot on and anyone knowing anything about human nature and modern society will find it damned hard to refute. I fervently hope this guy has it all wrong, but something tells me that sadly his words may well be all to prophetic regarding the 2012 election. To me personally that is as frightening a thought as the scariest Stephen King novel coming to life.

No Matter What (Obama Does A Full Eight Years)

Can President Obama be defeated in 2012?… No. He can’t.

I am going on record as saying that President Barack Obama will win a second term.

The media won’t tell you this because a good election campaign means hundreds of millions (or in Obama’s case billions) of dollars to them in advertising.

But the truth is, there simply are no conditions under which Barack Obama can be defeated in 2012:

The quality of the Republican candidate doesn’t matter. Obama gets re-elected.

Nine percent unemployment? No problem. Obama will win.

Gas prices moving toward five dollars a gallon? He still wins.

The economy soars or goes into the gutter. Obama wins.

War in the Middle East? He wins a second term.

America’s role as the leading Superpower disappears? Hurray for Barack Obama!

The U.S. government rushes toward bankruptcy, the dollar continues to sink on world markets and the price of daily goods and services soars due to inflation fueled by Obama’s extraordinary deficit spending? Obama wins handily.

“You are crazy. Don’t you understand how volatile politics can be when overall economic, government, and world conditions are declining?”

Sure I do. And that’s why I know Obama will win.

The American people are notoriously ignorant of economics. And economics is the key to why Obama SHOULD be defeated.

Even when Obama’s policies lead the nation to final ruin, the majority of the American people are going to believe the bait-and-switch tactics Obama and his supporters in the media will use to explain why it isn’t his fault. After all, things were much worse than understood when he took office.

Obama’s reelection is really a very, very simple math problem. Consider the following:

1) Blacks will vote for Obama blindly. Period. Doesn’t matter what he does. It’s a race thing. He’s one of us.

2) College educated women will vote for Obama. Though they will be offended by this: they swoon at his oratory. It’s really not more complex than that.

3) Liberals will vote for Obama.. He is their great hope.

4) Democrats will vote for Obama. He is the leader of their party and his coat tails will carry them to victory nationwide.

5) Hispanics will vote for Obama. He is the path to citizenship for those who are illegal and Hispanic leaders recognize the political clout they carry in the Democratic Party.

6) Union members will vote overwhelmingly for Obama. He is their key to money and power in business, state and local politics.

7) Big Business will support Obama. They already have. He has almost $1 billion dollars in his re-election purse gained largely from his connections with Big Business and is gaining more everyday. Big Business loves Obama because he gives them access to taxpayer money so long as they support his social and political agenda.

8) The media love him. They may attack the people who work for him, but they love him. After all, to not love him would be racist.

9) Most other minorities and special interest groups will vote for him. Oddly, the overwhelming majority of Muslims will support him because they won’t vote Republican. American Indians will support him. Obviously homosexuals tend to vote Democratic. And lastly,

10) Approximately half of independents will vote for Obama. And he doesn’t need anywhere near that number because he has all of the groups previously mentioned. The President will win an overwhelming victory in 2012.

Now ‘lest this Last Word give all you Liberals and Dems false hope, fear not we are NOT going to stop discussing alternative candidates to Obama, we are NOT going to stop fighting his reelection and MOST OF ALL, we will NOT stop pointing out the incredible stupidity and epic damage of his actions and policies!


P.S. Karl? Thanks for all the nightmares over the next two years pal!

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About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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2 Responses to LeprechaunLaffs #57 Monday 5/2

  1. Dan says:

    First, I am really thankful that our troops executed the mission without any injury. I am personally very, very happy that we have finally taken out this sick animal and sent him to his just recompense. We have cause for joy and should savor this moment.

    Tonight, I headed over to the WTC site for a bit. It was still a small (for NYC) but full throated celebration with me joining in on the Pledge of Allegiance and The Star Spangled Banner. But my quiet sense of satisfaction and homage at the day’s news didn’t match up well with the exuberance of the crowd.

    We have won a victory that is more the winning of a battle of undetermined value than winning the war. It is my sense of things that we must be careful against allowing our joy to transform into smugness. That was the mistake we made following the WTC attack on February 26, 1993 which helped pave the way for 9/11.

    The war continues and will continue until the motivation to subjugate others by force to a global Caliphate fades away to the point of becoming a gnat on an elephant’s ass.

    Come the morning we will still have work to do and battles to fight and win.

    • impishdragon says:

      Thank you very much for expressing your opinion in the eloquent and concise manner in which you did.
      I agree.
      It is a good thing that the rabid animal has been put down, and it is worth congratulating the military team that accomplished this mission while maintaining the safety and security of its members. I am slightly saddened by my fellow Americans celebrating in the streets (although I understand completely, would never say they were wrong and there is a small part of me that wishes to join them); to me and in my humble opinion, it is too reminiscent of the bastards celebrating in the street after the attack on September 11th and some of the other “successes” the terrorists have partied about.
      Again, only in my opinion, you don’t have a party when you kill a rabid dog. You are pleased that the neighborhood you live in is now just a little safer than it was previously, and you go about your business and the business of protecting your neighborhood, knowing that, although he was one of the worst, he most certainly wasn’t the last.

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