Leprechaun Laffs #51


Leprechaun Laffs - Lethal Leprechaun

Mondays Suck

 

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Good Morning Readers, please keep your seats this will be brief as it was a long aggravating weekend for me personally and I’m even less my “sunny dispositioned” self today.

I would ask that you read the Last Word today in its entirety. No its not political, no it doesn’t back any good causes. Its time to cover old ground again about who Impish and I are and why we make the comments in the Last Word we do.

On To The Laughter!

How to get a man to smile for a picture…

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Works like a charm every time take it from me. I always smile when I see that!

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Charlie Sheen & cigar

I just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods’ DVD entitled “My Favorite 18 Holes.”

Turns out it’s about golf!  Absolute waste of money.

Pass this on so others don’t get scammed.

Best Regards,

Charlie Sheen

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Whoever came up with this storyline is a bloody genius!

The story

What must this guy have scored in his driving test!  I would have loved to see the look on the DMV Examiner’s face when this crossed his desk!

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Don’t know where Zack has been lately with his groaner submissions but MikeR. seems determined to become Mayor of DragonLaffs Groanersville that’s for sure!

 

You’ve been warned!

The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city.
He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits.
He successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits.
The young man replied, “I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have a hutch back of Notre Dame.

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Hoisted On His Own Petard:

A police officer on patrol in a heavy drug-sales area of  Las Vegas, Nev., noticed a BMW stop at a home and take on a passenger.  Then the officer saw the BMW drop off the passenger at an apartment  building, park, and wait for the passenger to return, the resulting  report says.

When the officer subsequently stopped the BMW for a traffic violation, the passenger fled; after being caught and arrested  he revealed that the driver, known to him as “Joe,” had been giving him  $40 several times a week to buy cocaine. The drug was indeed found in
the BMW, and Clark County District Attorney David Roger says “Joe” will  be “prosecuted and held accountable just like anyone else” — “Joe” is Deputy D.A. David Schubert, a member of state and federal drug task forces who has run a number of high-profile prosecutions, including of Paris Hilton. (AC/Las Vegas Sun)

The real test of a DA’s integrity isn’t prosecuting celebrities, it’s prosecuting prosecutors!COPYRIGHT 2011 by Randy Cassingham, http://www.thisistrue.com All Rights Reserved.

mayan 2012

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I’d like to address a couple of recent comments made in the comments section rather than as specific remarks but as two different types of remarks we are not going to ever allow to post. In total so far there are 3 general types of remarks going right in the dumpster. One is SPAM or comments made with the sole reason of getting their website advertised and not in any shape participating in a discussion or commenting upon what was said. IF they happen to contain compliments we happily strip the SPAM casing off and post them as positive comments to send a message when the poster wanders back in. Besides one should never waste a kind word, particularly when its said about you!

The second is of the sort below. The first comment was made on the blog the subsequent remarks are an e-mail exchange between myself and the commenter who Impish informs be constantly rants at him complaining about our political commentaries and points of view. Essentially it seems he refuses to understand that neither of us will ever again be limber enough to get our heads far enough up our asses to see the Democratic point of view or the Republican one for that matter. It’s also clear from his remarks that he has never bothered to read the sections at the top of the blog page labeled ‘About Lethal Leprechaun’ or ‘About Impish Dragon’ or either of the about link that appear at the bottom of our posts (which in my case at least is totally different than the one in the blog header). Please note that in an effort at some points you will see <[edited for ID protection]> in place of some info which could be used to possibly identify and possible cause embarrassment or issues for the original sender.

Guest: I guess this explains why your head is totally up your ass. (Leprechaun note: This was posted as a response to LL # 50, presumably in relation the the Ted Nugent postings in the Last Word though he never chose to mention the exact reason or provocation for his attack.)

Lethal: While you are certainly entitle to your point of view and beliefs, I would ask that you afford me the same rights and courtesy. It’s either that of get yourself down to the bookstore for copies of ‘The Delete Key For Dummies’, The 1st Amendment for Idiots & Liberals” and finally “Using Your Scroll Wheel for Simpletons” because its likely that the things which caused you to make rude comments on the blog are only likely to increase in frequency as the 2012 election nears.

Guest: You call me rude – then call me <[edited for ID protection]>, dummy and simpleton. You personify the word rude as do your posts. I fear that Impish had no idea what a step backward he would be taking by adding you to his blog. Your lack of tolerance and bigotry have seriously degraded what was once a good blog. Lighten up – the world isn’t as bad as you seem to perceive it. There are enough Becks and Limbaughs out there already. (Leprechaun note: Becks and Limbaughs? Seriously? I was SO shooting for John Stewart with a side of Walter Cronkite!)

Lethal: I most certainly did NOT call you “dummy or simpleton” I will plead guilty to <[edited for ID protection]>. It was an attempt at twisting a portion of your screen name into a sarcastic commentary on your comment (the definition of <[edited for ID protection]> is” a person who has trouble articulating and is difficult to understand ). This level of cerebral sarcasm apparently escaped you, for that I am sorry.

The terms Dummies, Idiots & Simpleton were used in relation to fictional self help book titles the “For Dummies” & For Idiots” book series extend to many subject and are nationally well known. The” for Simpletons” series are a recent knock off which I have come across. The titles were designed to point out humorously what you should have been doing all along rather than attacking me.

Speaking of my attitude and tone, I responded to your comment in the same attitude and tone as it was perceived to be sent by you. We all know the line “violence begets violence” well attitude and rude words get you the same thing with a fair extra amount thrown in for good measure.

Our response to actions and comments such as your have been well and publicly documented in the past and should have come as no surprise. Bob was consulted regarding my response to you prior to it being sent after drafting it. Granted its not what he would have written but he is not me and I was the one verbally attacked.

We welcome comments of a debating nature or opposing points of view.  Hell we have asked for them,begged for them and encourage them. WE DO NOT welcome personal attacks for not agreeing with us and the opinions we express in our own blog

The problem is most Democrats and Liberals would rather attack us personally than debate the issue(s) choosing to focus on the one particular section or comment that “offends” them and then attempting a cyber flogging of us for it. Seems written point of view debates are too much work and go against” the entitlement free ride” & “maximum return for minimum effort” philosophies espoused by so many of you. Either that or your incapable of defending you point of view with fact and logical discourse conducted in a polite civil manner.

Were it solely up to me and were the blog capable of it, I would see you banned for your comment as well as the subsequent personal attack and indictment of me for treating you in the same manner I was. Which I again would point out is typical democratic/liberal tactics in action, use any tactic as long as you gain your goal and swear the ends justify the means, then vilify the opposition for opposing you using the exact same tactic. Seriously, I have to ask, when you register to be a Democrat do they issue a secret playbook to all of you with these behavioral responses and tactics in it?

My points:

1.) You’re NOT going to shut EITHER of us up. Not with personal attacks, not whining about the political/social commentary posts, not with crying that the tone of the e-zine cum blog changed when I came on board not nothing period. Those remarks if anything encourage us when we see them because we know people are actually reading these portions of the issue and we hit nerves hard enough to provoke a reaction of of someone in a society populated largely by apathetics. I sure Impish will tell you in his own words that he reads my stuff with much gusto and thinks its good and on point. If I have a topic or P.o.V. that might prove incendiary I do him the courtesy of running it by him before I post it. While 3 days a week I may have the LAST WORD in the blog, editorially speaking Impish has the last word 7 days a week on what goes in the blog.

2.) You want to express an opinion or offer an opposing point of view for possible publication, we welcome those. The proper place for those sort of responses is to send those of longer than say 5 lines to <DragonLaffs-owner@Yahoogroups.com>. Though we are not using it to send the e-zine out any longer we still use it so you can mail us both.

Go right ahead and put those written comments of 5 lines or less right in the comments section, we’ll see them rest assured. I will be creating an icon to appear after the closing credits to access this e-mail address in a non bot harvestable manner so it will be at the bottom of every blog post from now on for you to refer to.

Should you for some insane reason feel the need to offer constructive criticism of the jokes, our writing styles, the lay outs or anything else please refer to the blog header and the section marked complaint department for where and how to submit those. If you put them in the comments section while I can assure you Impish and I will see them I can also likewise assure you that we are the only people who will see them.

3.) I was dead serious about more of this stuff popping up and with less and less of a humorous bent to it as the election approaches. Despite my detractors assertion that I should “Lighten up – the world isn’t as bad as you seem to perceive it.” both Impish and I agree that the world IS as bad as WE perceive it (it’s not just me) and we live in mortal fear that it well may be worse than even that. So learn the location of the delete key and dust it off, review the location and function of your scroll wheel because more and more we are going to be addressing the pressing issues that the candidates should be addressing as well as a hard look at the candidates ON BOTH SIDES.

4.) Know that if you are going to attack us personally you had best come prepared to pay the price for you rudeness. We are not women, we are not politically correct pansies or liberals, we are men, ex US Service men. Personally I don’t much care which of us you come after. Verbally attack us and I’ll verbally beat on you like a fat chicken wails on a chocolates filled piñata  on Easter or Rock & Roll percussion legend on a set of rented drums. Attempt to cyber-bully or stalk us and I can and will see your identify is found out and you are prosecuted for it as well as for attempting to interfere with our First Amendment rights. I work the cyber security industry on a daily basis I assure you I have forgotten more about finding you then you will ever know about hiding from us like a coward after trying to bully us.

We have said most of this before and we’ll probably find ourselves saying it again round about September or October it seems we have to repeat this little sermon bi-annually as tedious as it is for both us and the readers.

Finally I got the impression this commenter was offended by my blunt frank no bs way of speaking the plain truth, warts, hairy moles, hideous scars and all ( oh wait….or is that Impish’s last blind date I’m think of? Nope. I’m positive that’s the truth. His date was even uglier than that). Going with the old adage that no matter how bad you think a particular trait is in a person you can always look around and find somebody worse let me show you that I DO infact demonstrat self restraint and some level of professionalism….maybe not the level that Democrats and Liberal want (they won’t be happy with less than a muzzle) but I do none the less. Let me happily introduce you to a liberals worst nightmare, “The Guy From Boston”

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If you cant see it go to the blog http://dragonlaffs.com

 

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Guest #2: This is borderline child molestation. T.S.A. has crossed the line. Listen to what the girl has to say. We have to live like this because of some murderous losers?!

<Youtube of 6 Year Old Patted Down by T.S.A. attached here>

This individual was not e-mailed or spoken to, however his comment never got posted. Here’s why:

If this was an attempt to call our attention to this incident in the news, see item #2 above and interpret the line “longer than 5 lines” to also mean videos, press clippings photos etc.

You can rest assured though that when it comes to major things like that we’ve probably already seen them and are tracking them. In addition to Impish and I we get topical things referred to us by friends and family as a gesture of support for out blogging efforts. In fact the problem usually is not finding stuff like that worthy of comment, its finding the time to research and write all the comments in a manner and of a quality we want. Even harder than that is picking those to use and which to allow to pass by because there are so many comment worthy items and only 6 slots a week. For instance I was all set to make an issue out of this very subject and had started a rough outline of my thoughts and some links. However it rapidly became evident to me that the issue was being addressed and handled in a timely proper and relevant manner by the T.S.A. Mistakes happen, when the government can admit its’ a mistake and takes immediate corrective action I don’t see the need to castigate it as well for having made a mistake. Hence no Last Word on the subject out of me or Impish.

If it was an attempt to hijack us and force us into discussing something you feel strongly about, HEY! Get your own damned blog we’ve got more than enough to say in this one thank you very much!

Thanks for your kind attention to these remarks.

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About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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4 Responses to Leprechaun Laffs #51

  1. impishdragon says:

    Wow, you were right!!!! Charts and Everything!!!! As for myself, if I had to plot out using LL’s charts, I’d probably put myself …. oh look! Shiny colors!

  2. Dean Roberts says:

    Hey Guys, I really like your e-zine/blog. I’m never sure what to call something like this. But anyway, I don’t always agree with what you say or believe but I spent 20 years in the US Army defending your right to say or believe it. Hell, I don’t always agree with what a lot of people say or believe but I’ll defend to the death their right to say or believe it. Great job and keep up the good work. BTW politcally I’m a centrist with liberal leanings but when it comes to voting I vote for the person not a political party. Again, keep up the great work.

    • impishdragon says:

      Thanks for the nice comments Dean. As for not agreeing with us, heck, sometimes we don’t even agree with each other. But you know, we work it out, compromise, sometimes even get mad at each other, but we come back to the table and present a common front. Not bad for a couple of guys who’ve never even met each other face to face. Gee, I wonder if there is a lesson to be learned there? Congress?? You listening?

      What’s a Centrist with Liberal Leanings?

      Anyway, thanks again. Tell all your friends. Share us with others!

      Cheers, Impish

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      Thanks for the kind words of support Dean and even more for understanding and getting the point, that the First Amendment gives everyone the right to express their opinion freely, publicly and without fear of reprisal or harassment.

      Impish is right we do not always agree with each other but we do each other the courtesy of hearing each others point of view out and then discussing the issue in a civil, courteous responsible and productive manner (admittedly this occasionally involves a 2×4 to the back of the Dragon’s head to get him to see the larger picture). Often we find ourselves with a now common point of view which had been apparent to neither of us at the onset, one we can both get behind.

      Ad for a Centrist with Liberal Leanings (shudder) hear are a couple modify versions of the Nolan chart which came into being in the 1970’s. Supposedly it simplifies the inter relationship of all political POVs down to a simple graphic.

      If you study all three charts for about 5 minutes total you should be able to clearly understand centrism and exactly where dean is placing himself on the field of political ideologies.

      Granted this is an over simplification of an extremely complex issue but it’s about as technical as we dared go in explaining this to a Dragon.

      Having taken a quiz one time back just before the 2008 elections (OK actually I took it several times that one time to make sure it was consistent) that determined where I was on the chart if you look a the’ spectrum2′ chart you can pin point me somewhere around x= 65 & y= 50 +/- 5 depending on the particular issue. However if you want to plot me based on the Decline of American Society, her Morals, the expressiveness of political correctness and our inability to even give the basic impressions of having a secure border then I wind up plotting out at like x=85 & y=15. Then again that position is relative since my views and values have not changed on any of those issues since the 1960’s when the would have been considered main stream and centrist. Do to where actual things plot out today it makes my views and beliefs seem that ultra conservative when rather they are common sense, its just that what used to pass for the middle of the road has not become the far shoulder as the road continually creeps left and off the cliff.

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