Well ok it’s probably more accurate to say because I got all my work done by Friday. I am doing nothing to day and getting paid for it. Nothing that is except listening to my personal assistant whose name just happens to be Friday bitch about doing all the work around here!
ANYWAYS.…50 issues of Leprechaun Laffs, a ‘mini mile stone’! WOOT! Good thing its Friday ‘cause from where I sit (in front of a keyboard sweating out the details of this issue) that’s plenty of reason to celebrate tonight!
You’ll find some new graphics lurking about too. I figured that after 50 issues ‘twas high time I had me own distinct look and feel for my posts. Since Impish has been supposed to remove the reference to opening by him from the banner I have been using for quite a while now and given his health/work load was unlikely to get to it for an even longer while, (It’s amazing how the honey-do list always trumps the Dragon-do or Leprechaun-do list) I decided to try my hand at making a few myself. This got to be quite entertaining when I realized that he was not there to slap me hands over any tag lines that might have “accidentally” wound up in the finish products. (Tag line suggestions gratefully accepted at LethalLeprechaun@ Ymail.com – please note that’s not a typo it is supposed to read ymail and you’ll need to remove the deliberate additional space after the @ so placed there to keep harvester bots at bay)
And Now On To The Business o’ Laughing ‘Til It Hurts!
It’s Friday, and after the week I’ve had, to HELL with coffee, its Guinness time!
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”
“Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?”
“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for one tour.”
The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my
testicles.”
The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You’ve got enough points
for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00
pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am
every day.”
The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00
pm, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?”
“This is a government job”, the interviewer says.. “For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No
point in you coming in for that.”
Well that would certainly help explain 42 cent stamps! Must be Starbucks coffee!
I didn’t realize it, but these coupons are good for one gallon of gas at most retailers. I have seen them around, but until recently never took advantage of them, I never realized their actual worth.
You probably have one or two just lying around somewhere, now is the time to use them before they lose their value, and it’s too late!!
Simply codenamed NGP (Next Generation Portable) at present, the handheld device features a 5-inch OLED touchscreen, front and rear cameras 3G and WiFi connectivity and several features tailored specifically for gaming.
A high performance CPU and GPU allows the console to produce visuals comparable with Sony’s home console, PlayStation 3. The NGP is the first handheld games console to feature dual analogue sticks and has touch control on both the screen and a rear tracking pad. In addition, the NPG also features the same gyroscopic motion control technology contained within Sony’s PlayStation Move. Used in conjunction with NPG’s front and rear cameras, the motion sensors allow players to tilt the console to control games, or change their viewpoint.
NGP is also designed for Artificial Reality Games (ARGs) which incorporate the real world into the gameplay. As an example, a show reel at Sony’s conference depicted a group of friends scoring points by jumping into the air.
Sony were also keen to highlight NGP’s social connectivity. In built software called ‘Near’ uses the equipped compass and GPS to track your position and locate other NGP players and what games they are playing. While Live Area allows you to move seamlessly between your game and text chat with friends. Live Area also allows players to visit the PlayStation Store to download new content without interrupting their game.
Sony demonstrated an NGP version of successful action-adventure Uncharted, while several third party publishers pledged support for the machine, including Activision, who announced a new Call of Duty title for the device. By Tom Hoggins, in Tokyo 9:31AM GMT 27 Jan 2011
So there you have it straight from the Leprechaun and ‘tis no blarney about it either. “Tis sure ta be out just in time for the Cmas Gift Grabbin’ Riot we call Black Friday & Cyber Monday. Here kind hearted soul that I am I’ve given ya almost 7 full months warning on the subject! ‘Tis probably time best spent figuring out how ta pay for the bloody thing too!
THE PLAN
A.. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.
B.. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
C.. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.
D.. In three generations, there will be no Democrats.
DAMN! – I love it when a plan comes together . . .
Texas Monthly Talks TED NUGENT
Humm going to have to seriously think about suggesting to Donald Trump who currently leads in several polls of possible republican candidates that he consider ‘the Nuge’ as a possible running mate. A little business savvy & financial common sense from Trump plus a little ‘enough of treating criminals politically correct’ (which I am willing to bet trickles right down to his border defense views) from Nugent…. shades of Ronald Regan! Then we just might find ourselves starting to actually recover a small portion of that we have lost in America, dignity respect as a nation, control over our own finances and affairs and just MAYBE we’d find ourselves back on the road to being the Superpower we SHOULD be once again.
LMBO it just occurred to me that VPOTUS Nugent walking around armed would drive the Secret Service insane! I’ll be those weekend trips to Camp David would be really interesting too!
Like what you’re hearing? Want to hear more of Ted’s views? Sure no problem!
Ted Nugent on SCOTUS 2nd Amendment Ruling
Uncle Ted has a message for Hillary Clinton
Ted Nugent on Border Security –
Ted Nugent talks about Border Security on Fox News with Neil Cavuto
Now there are many of you that think the Ol’ Leprechaun is yanking your chain on this one but judging by what I see on-line there are several apparently voter attractive combinations featuring Ted and his brand of “America According to the Founding Fathers’ Vision” politics…
Nugent & Norris huh? Well if they’ll support ‘The Kicker & The Rocker’ I wonder how long it will be until someone suggest pairing ‘The Wrestler & The Rocker’ and we see Ventura – Nugent 2012 bumper stickers?
Dragon Laffs 