Dragon Laffs #1184


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Good Morning Campers!
So, I’ve finally been dragged, kicking and screaming, into the Facebook world 2and I gotta tell you, I really don’t understand what’s going on.  Now, before everyone goes looking for impish dragon on Facebook (which you will find, btw) I’ve done this in my human persona in order to keep up with my family.  It’s required, I guess.  Way back in the dark ages, I signed up for Facebook using Impish Dragon and almost immediately got like a gazillion friends requests.  It was2b completely overwhelming.  I pretty much shut it off and never opened it again.  It was like a mad house, people kicking and screaming …. I shut the door, it was ugly.

But now, I’ve signed up in order to keep in touch with my family and my extended family that I was so wonderfully connected with at my brothers funeral. I guess somewhere out there is a memorial page to my brother and everything.  I haven’t been able to find it yet. But, I’m not going to keep my status up to the minute and stuff.  I’m not going to connect it to my cell phone so I get a little text message every time my friend has tea. Isn’t that just a bit over the top?  I 2cguess that’s more of a problem with twitter than Facebook.  I don’t twit either, by the way.  Actually, it even sounds kind of dumb.  Didn’t we used to call dumb kids “twits” when we were kids?  “Ah, Jimmy, what the heck did you do that for you stupid twit!” Doesn’t that sound about right?  Not sure that Jimmy ever did lose that sobriquet so maybe, he’s the founder of … nah.  He was too much of a twit to invent twitter.

Anyway, my forays into the ether will keep many of us smiling for some time, I’m sure.  And I’ll keep you guys up to date right here…at good old Dragon Laffs!

Now,

Let’s Laugh!

  


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Awesome Android Mascot Dance
http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/awesome-android-mascot-dance/ 

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This is one of the true stinkers!  I’m warning you.  Just skip over it and go on to the next joke or picture.  This one is bad.  I’m warning you, it’s really bad.

John and Jennifer left the fertility clinic in tears. They were just told that Jennifer could never become pregnant. They would never have the family they both desired so fervently.
Suddenly, a masked man appeared before them. “I think I can help you,” he said, handing them a card.
“Why are you masked?” John asked.
“Because the government has declared our activities illegal. Go to the address on this card. The doctor will take a scraping from one of your mouths and culture it. In less than a year, we will have your baby for you.”
“This is the answer to our prayers!” Jennifer exclaimed. Then she turned to thank the stranger but he was gone. “Who was that masked man?” she asked her husband.
John answered, “That was the Clone Arranger.”ashamed

I warned you!  Didn’t I warn you?  If you read it anyway and got sick from it there is no legal litigation involving our e-zine or the publishing company allowed or that will be considered.

 

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Look at the shadow…..

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Now Beamrider is getting in on the act: This one requires that you put on special protective gear….

Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn’t much left.

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This one is really very good.  BBC from youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=2HiUMlOz4UQ&vq=large

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Angry Birds….the Movie
http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/angry-birds-movie/ 

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Mid East Revolution 1012585-1287011465107re-enacted by Angry Birds!
http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/middle-east-revolution-reenacted-angry-birds/

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Take one minute….just one click, every day, helps more than you can imagine!

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New Plasticine iPad
http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/plasticine-ipad/ 

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This is so bad, I want to apologize ahead of time and tell you that it’s not me…it’s allgroan2 Stephanie’s fault!  You have been warned, this is a toxic groaner area!

As we all know, April 1st is that day we traditionally play practical jokes on each other.

In this particular town it is the custom for such jokes to end at Noon.
Last April 1st, John and Big Hoss (two rookie policemen) were patrolling the downtown business area. They decided to stop into the local coffee shop for a coffee and a donut. The time was 11:55 AM.
Three minutes later, they got a call on their police radio, “33 in process, man in bank dressed as a banana.”
Well there was only 1 bank in town; in fact, it was just across from the coffee shop. And a 33 was an “armed robbery”, but it was also just 11:58 AM. John and Big Hoss decided it was the dispatcher playing a joke on them.
They continued enjoying their coffee break.
At 12:01 PM, they got a second call on their radio, “Repeat, Urgent, 33 in process, man in bank dressed as a banana.”
Realizing it was past noon, they rushed across the street, but arrived 30 seconds after the banana split.


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Let’s put an end to unboxing videos!
http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/unboxing-videos/

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This guy is so good!  I’d really like to see more from him:
http://www.27bslash6.com/function4sports.html

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Yeah, good luck with this one around here!
http://wimp.com/garageopener/
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This little gif is called “The Break up”… if this dude gif breakupchooses this way to break up with this girl, I’d say it was pretty effective.  I’m pretty sure if they weren’t broke up before, then they are now.  He really hits her pretty hard, but who knows what she’s doing or more importantly, who’s she doing on that lap top…so maybe she deserves it.  I don’t know, I’m not one to judge, but man…the more I watch it, the more I think, “He should be really glad she didn’t have a gun.”

Talk about a great April Fool’s Day Joke…this guy even out-does the Leprechaun!
http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/news-anchor-tricked-licking-ipad/ 

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Motivational All going to be ok

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Oh Becky!  Do I have to put you in the same category as Zack?

My posh neighbour looked over the fence today with a smug grin on his face. He said, ” I did an eagle today on the golf course and got a 2 minute round of applause.”
I soon knocked the smile off his face when I replied, ” Well I once did a flamingo at Chester Zoo and got 2 years in a mental institute, but you don’t get me bragging over the fence.”

 


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 In keeping with Lethal’s Last Word from yesterday, I want to tell you that NOW is 1the time to be thinking about who we want leading our government starting in 2013.  If we don’t make up our minds and get behind someone that we can ALL agree on…and I don’t give a damn if they are Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, liberal, right wing, North Wing, or WHAT-THE-HECK-YA-MA-CALL-IT, then we are going to be stuck with four more years of the same entitlement laden, embarrassing nonsense that we’ve had to put up with.  We also don’t need any of the following along blindly and doing what the “party” expects and demands.  We need REAL change, by REAL Americans.  Like the Americans that led us to our independence.  Friends, we need independence again.  Independence from governmental, bureaucratic overweight onslaught of rules and laws and GOVERNMENT that thinks they know what’s better for us then we do.  WE don’t need rules to tell us what doctor to go to or what car to drive.  Those are the freedoms that we have as American citizens.  There has to be a couple of people out there who most of us can agree on that will do a good job of leading our country!  Where are the next leaders?
Please, think about it.

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