Looks like some of you took my advice yesterday and did a little grillin’ & chillin’ last night to start the weekend off right and are a little worse for the wear this morning. Most of the rest of you are shocked to see me here this morning since I said earlier this week that Impish and I had decided on me doing Mon-Wends-Fri while he was going to be the Tues-Thurs-Sat guy. Yeah well none more so than me.
It’s the first rule of war that no battle plan survives first contact with the enemy. Well in this particular case the enemy was Mr. Murphy of Murphy’s Law fame and he hit the old Dragon a pretty hard blow so mine is likely the only curmudgeonly face you may be seeing for a few days.
OK enough with the inane babble lets get some fresh air in those lungs and Laugh!
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ‘ Give the ballerina a drink!
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, ‘Give the ballerina another drink!’
The bartender approached the little drunk and said ‘Tell me, Paddy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?’
The drunk replied, ‘Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!’
When the Gulf Coast and Particularly New Orleans got hammered by Katrina how much help did the US get in supplies Medical Aid or monetary help from Japan? Seems to me it was someplace between zippidty and do-dah, or in other words, nada, zip, zilch, zero, neyt, buspkis. So why are we not showing them the same level of global concern we got?
Charity and the road to economic recovery begin right here at home! How many out of work due to the recession people that are ether already in foreclosure or in danger of it you figure would be grateful for a little piece of what we’re sending off to a country who could not be bothered to help with our natural disaster?
“An employee at a Taco Bell in Alaska was sentenced to one day in jail for throwing a taco at his manager. He’ll spend the whole day pleading with fellow inmates to think outside the buns.” -Jimmy Fallon
New Seat Belt Law
This becomes effective March 27, 2011. The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive Testing on a newly Designed Seat Belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 95%
when the belt is properly installed.
Correct Installation is illustrated below…
Please pass on to family and friends.
THIS MAY HELP SAVE A LIFE!
This can really save lives and lower blood pressure by 40%
I KNOW… YOU SMILED.
Top 10 Rejected Obama Mission Names
Apparently the White House tossed out a number of perfectly good names before arriving at “Operation Odyssey Dawn”:
10.Operation Nine Months In The Senate Didn’t Prepare Me For This
9. Operation Organizing for Libya
8. Operation Double Standard
7. Operation FINE! I’ll Do Something
6. Operation Enduring Narcissism
5. Operation So That’s What the Red Button Does
4. Operation France Backed Me Into A Corner
3. Operation Start Without Me
2. Operation Unlike Bush Wars This One Is Justified Because Hey Look A Squirrel
1. Operation Aimless Fury
Why the University of Texas ‘Longhorn’ logo is so popular….
Hook ‘em Horns! Yeee-HA!
A beautiful coat!
YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH THIS MORE THAN ONCE …[it’s short.]
Well that’s all for today folks I have a full weekend of activities planned for the forecasted 80 degree weather so I’m out of here and I’ll see you Monday Morning!