Good Morning Campers!  I hope everyone is doing well this morning.  Okay, before we get started, I want to file a quick complaint…. whoever is in charge of the damn weather around here, enough is enough already!  Been nice…really nice around here the last couple of days. Between 55 and 65 every day.  Thursday’s outlook?  A high in the low 30’s and RAIN!  Come on!  I want my global warming and I want it NOW!

Well, enough frivolity for one day, let’s just jump right into the laughter, shall we? 

A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke.

All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.

He cracked the same joke again & again, when there was no laughter in the crowd,  he smiled and said, “When you can’t laugh on the same joke again and again, then why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over again?”

 

HAZY THINKING: When police in Farmington, Conn., asked a caller if he had
  an emergency, he replied “Well, I have a legal question.” He was
  reminded that he was calling on an emergency line, so he said his
  matter was a “Crime in progress, possibly.” OK, what’s the issue? “I
  was just growing some marijuana and I was just wondering what — how
  much trouble you can get in for one plant?” When told that possession
  of marijuana is a crime, he thanked the dispatcher and hung up. Of
  course, since he was calling on 911, his address showed on the console,
  so a car was dispatched. Officers found drugs, and Robert J. Michelson,
  21, was charged with illegal cultivation, drug possession, and
  possession of drug paraphernalia. At the police station, he raised both
  of his middle fingers to the dispatcher. (RC/WTNH-TV) …To signal his
  I.Q.

If they were the smart ones, they wouldn’t be criminals

NO REALLY — IT WAS AN EMERGENCY! “Arrest Report: Man Called 911
  Requesting a Hooker” — Lexington (N.C.) Dispatch headline

When purchasing a bicycle…..

no matter how cute you are…..

be SURE to consider the color of the seat!

Diet Board…it REALLY Works!

 

Uh, Hello NY Giants – are you watching? (And the rest of the NFL?)

 

This is pretty remarkable trick quarterback throwing. He’s only the backup QB! I bet if he spent more time on the field he’d be #1 QB!

( It’s a very “HOT” viral video!)

http://wimp.com/johnnymac/

As one who flies through the grace of magic, these guys who trust it all to physics and the laws of gravity are CRAZY!  Magic is MUCH safer:
http://www.wimp.com/basejumpers/

Now maybe George will remember that cats are evil creatures….not to be trusted.

 

 

Run Zack!  Run!
I’ll try and hold them off!

 

 

 

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In California	In Texas
Diverse or Lifestyle Choice	Sinful and Perverted
Arsenal of Weapons	Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands	Swamps
Undocumented Worker	Damned Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials	Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery	Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed	Well-protected
Narrow-minded	Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share	Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control	Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives	Fireworks or Stump Removal
Nonviable Tissue Mass	Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity	Socialism
Multicultural Community	High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress	Marxism
Upper Class or “The Rich”	Self-Employed
Progressive, Change	Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged	Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle	Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future	Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform	Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater	Conservative
Truants	Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed	Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
High Capacity Magazine	Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot	Church-going, God fearing
Reintroduced Wolves	Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee	Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or “The Rich”	Employers or Land Owners
The Gun Lobby	NRA Members
Assault Weapon	Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus	New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage	Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting	Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

Paul was not the brightest lamp in the chandelier. Every day, when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.

Finally, Paul decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route, but also take some self-defense classes so this wouldn’t happen again.

He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well with it. So one day, on the way home from work, Paul confidently decided to take his old route home and, sure enough, there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued.

The next afternoon, Paul went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip. His instructor was shocked and asked for an explanation. “Well,” explained Paul, “I took my old way home last night so I could beat up those guys who used to steal my money.”

His instructor said, “What happened?”

Paul replied, “They jumped me before I could get my  shoes and socks off!”

Conversation between Lethal and Molly over a chessboard: “This reminds me when we were dating.”

“We never played chess in those days, Molly.”

“No, but even then it took you two hours to make a move.”

And then when you are done watching this one, following along some of the other videos that pop up next.  Some of them are really incredible.  I had no idea this sort of thing was even going on.  Way Cool!

Boeing unveiled its hydrogen-powered Phantom Eye unmanned airborne system during a ceremony in St. Louis . The demonstrator, which will stay aloft at 65,000 feet for up to four days, is powered by two 2-liter, four-cylinder engines that provide 150 horsepower each. It has a 150-foot wingspan, will cruise at approximately 150 knots and can carry up to a 450-pound payload.

Eventually, they’re going to build one that only has to come down for an engine overhaul. 

   http://www.boeing.com/Features/2010/07/bds_feat_phantom_eye_07_12_10.html

You can imagine what Boeing is doing currently if they are willing to show the World this project !

An elephant asked a camel, “Why are your breasts on your back?”

‘Well,’ said the camel, ‘I think that’s an entirely inappropriate question from somebody whose dick is on his face.’

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson

• Justin Bieber is Canadian, and so is Celine Dion and William Shatner. It makes me wonder: Are we guarding the wrong border?
• The whole world has Bieber Fever. It’s what happens whenever a pop frenzy becomes a disease. There was also Beatlemania, the Miley Cyrus Virus, and the Hasselhoff Cough.

All I can say about this is, “Right ON!” To the judge who put this stupid noodge in jail.  The whole state of entitlement is driving me crazy!  Thanks to Stephanie for sending this one in.

Burqa Bungle

In Australia, a Muslim woman wearing a burqa was pulled over in a routine traffic stop, but when the officer asked her to remove her veil so he could see her face to confirm her identity, she refused and became belligerent and verbally abusive toward him, even threatening to take him to court and get him into “big trouble” for being a “racist” toward her.

Well, the woman took the case to court……. and she made false accusations that would have ruined the officer’s career for the rest of his life…… BUT…… luckily the entire incident had been captured by the video camera in the police car’s dashboard, proving her entire story to be a huge malevolent pack of LIES.

So……. The judge sentenced HER to 6 months in jail for falsely accusing the officer, lying to the court, etc.

 But wait — It gets even better!

Now her lawyer is trying to appeal, saying it wasn’t actually HER underneath that burqa — it must’ve been some other woman posing as her!  And, her lawyer says, since the officer never did see her face, there is no real proof it was actually his client!  ~LOL~

 (It could be argued that lawyer should be sentenced to jail time for alleging such a bold-faced LIE to the court!)

 This story would be hysterically funny….. if only it wasn’t completely true. The attached link will verify

Click here: Burqa bungle  (turn up your volume and watch this real video!)

The moral of this story ???

Burqas should be banned.

They should be made ILLEGAL in any/all countries where wearing a burqa inhibits the ability of law enforcement to do its job properly for the safety of all citizens.  

 At the end of the broadcast, you can hear the news lady say, that the Islam board or somebody said that she COULD remove it at the behest of law enforcement, so she was full of shit all the way around.