1+2 = 3

Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can’t even begin to imagine how their mind is working….Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything…tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math.

Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn’t even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying.

Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.

To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.

This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Zachary brought home his report Card.. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, His Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an ‘A’ in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity.. She went to his room and said, ‘Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?’ Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.. ‘Well, then,’ she replied, Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT?’

Little Zachary looked at her and said, ‘Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t fooling around.’

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Anti Drug Message or Anti Family?

The Littlest Dragon suddenly announced one morning just before the school bus was to arrive, that she need to take a clean t-shirt to class. She told Impish and Mrs. Dragon the teacher as going to iron an anti-drug message on it. Impish and Mrs. Dragon frantically scoured the Dragon’s Den as well as the Littlest Dragon’s room for anything suitable. The only usable t-shirt to turn up already had something printed on the front of it but was sent off with the Littlest Dragon anyway.

That afternoon their daughter returned home and happily showed off her t-shirt. On the front it said “Families are Forever”. On the other side was clearly emblazoned, “Be Smart, Don’t Start.”

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Grr! It’s Starting already!

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Not all at once!

A city-dweller who recently relocated to a rural area by was
Surveying his new surroundings. As he walked along a graveled lane he
Couldn’t help but notice a pig on a nearby farmhouse porch. Stretched out
On a chaise lounge as big as you please, it was making itself right at home.
As he stopped to take it in, he noticed that the pig had one leg missing,
Replaced by a tiny wooden one.

“Don’t stare at my pig that way… You’ll make him self-conscious!” yelled
An angry farmer from the window.

“I’m sorry but I’m from the city and I don’t see many pigs and I have to say
That I’ve never seen a pig with a wooden leg before,” explained the visitor.

“That’s a real special pig we got there… Saved my life.” The farmer
Continued, “Why last season I was plowin’ out in the back forty, when my
Tractor turned over on me and pinned me underneath. That pig sensed trouble
And broke out of its pen. It come a runnin’ across the way and come right
Up and started a ‘rootin’ all around me ’till he could pull me out by my
Collar… Yep, that’s a real special pig. We just kinda let him have the
Run of the place since then.”

“Good thing too,” he went on. “Just last month, that pig smelled smoke in
The middle of the night and a started tappin’ on our bedroom door…woke us
Up and saved the whole family this time! That pig is somethin’ else.”

“I can understand that,” said the city slicker. “But that doesn’t explain
Why he has a wooden leg…”

“Well, if you had a pig that special, you wouldn’t want to eat ’em all at once!”

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Quick Pumpkin Pudding

Quick Pumpkin Pudding

Ingredients

• 1 (5 1/10-oz) package vanilla instant pudding and pie filling mix
• 1 (12-fl-oz) can evaporated milk (1 1/2-cups)
• 1 (15-oz) can 100% Pure Pumpkin
• 1 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice
• 1 pint whipping cream

Directions:

BEAT pudding mix and evaporated milk according to package directions in large bowl; refrigerate for 5 minutes.

Add pumpkin and pumpkin pie spice; mix well.

Spoon into dessert dishes.

Refrigerate for 10 minutes or until ready to serve.

Top with whipped cream. Garnish with pumpkin pie spice or grated nutmeg dusting.

8 Servings

Total time to prepare: 30 min

This quick pumpkin dessert is creamy, smooth and so satisfying! Combine instant vanilla pudding and pie mix with canned pumpkin and whipping cream and you’ve got dessert. Add a graham cracker crust and you have a no bake pumpkin pie!

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