I have a serious problem here! How many of you have seen the movie, “How To Train Your Dragon”? Almost everyone, right? Well, did you know that it is NOT a sappy little story about a boy who befriends a dragon after trying to kill him, but not having the balls to go through with it? Did you know that? No? I DIDN’T FRIGGIN’ THINK SO!
Do you want to know what it is REALLY about? Well, DO YA? It’s a true story! Yes it is! I have proof! Here’s a picture of the book cover that the movie was based off of! And it says, right at the bottom that it was written by that sadistic little Viking, Hiccup! This is the same kid who tied up poor Toothless, did morally reprehensible stuff to him with leather, metal and rope (yes he did! In the movie they showed it as “fixing his tale”! Yeah, right!). What other horrible things must’ve happened to poor Toothless and the rest of the baby dragons! They killed his mother for goodness sakes and MADE HIM HELP!
Terrible! Awful! Unthinkable!
Well, this is one dragon who’s not going to take this laying down! Let it be known, far and wide…. HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK III BEWARE! IMPISH DRAGON IS COMING FOR YOU!!!! You will roast slowly over my fire; you will be magically healed by me, only to be roasted alive AGAIN! And … that … will … be … just … the … beginning…
Now, my wonderful camper friends……..
An oldie but goodie here:
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love… I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’
Edna replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry..
How soon can I go home?’
Okay, so the huge question here is…. how the hell?
Where did the car launch from? If it launched from the same place that the picture was taken from, then how in the world did it get turned around like that?
So many unanswered questions….
What did it hit first to get the dents on the roof and the back? Does that mean that there is actually a worse wreck somewhere waiting on this thing to come back to?
Do we want to make any bets as to whether alcohol was involved or are we all willing to just chalk that up to a given?
The company sergeant is briefing the recruits: “For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father, and I will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married, so you know what that makes you…”
Is There a Time-Traveling Cell Phone User in Charlie Chaplin’s 1928 Film?
Have you seen this clip from an old Charlie Chaplin movie in which it appears a woman is talking on a cell phone? What’s she really doing?
http://tv.gawker.com/5672973/is-there-a-time+traveling-cell-phone-user-in-charlie-chaplins-1928-film
Okay, so I checked this clip out and I have to say, that is EXACTLY what it looks like to me. Time travel? hmmm…
This has got to be one of my favorite all time baby pictures…this little guy is just adorable and has a great, “Well, crap!” look on his face. I know EXACTLY how he feels!
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape. “It ain’t so bad,” one crook noted, “We got $25 between us.”
The boss screamed: “I warned you to stay clear of lawyers–we had $100 when we broke in!”
I was taking the train to go visit a personal injury lawyer. I called and asked, “Can you give me directions from the train station to your office?”
“When you get to the station, just walk outside, lie down on the sidewalk and start yelling. Someone from our office will be along shortly.”
Associated Press / October 26, 2010
NEW YORK – The Walkman, the Sony cassette device that forever changed music listening before becoming outdated by digital MP3 players and iPods, has died. It was 31 years old.
Sony announced Monday that it has ceased production of the classic, cassette tape Walkman in Japan, effectively sounding the death knell of the once iconic, now obsolete device.
Still, if you’re looking to chisel a date in the Walkman’s tombstone, then Oct. 25, 2010, is as good as any. For many, that it’s taken this long is surprising: “They were still making those?” Perhaps Oct. 23, 2001, the day the iPod was launched, is the better date of expiration.
But none of the success of Apple’s portable music players would have ever happened without the cassette Walkman. Some 220 million have been sold since the first model, the TPS-L2, debuted in July 1979. (It retailed for $200.) At the time, transistor radios were portable, but there was nothing widely available like the Walkman.
The Walkman is survived by the Discman (still clinging to life) and ironic music listeners who think using a Walkman in this day-and-age is charmingly out-of-touch.
I was traveling through Georgia last summer and stopped at a little backwoods country store. In the men’s room there was a handwritten sign above the malfunctioning potty which said, “Please Wiggel Handel”.
Below that some wit had written, “If I do, will it wiggel Bach?”
Wedding cake or divorce cake?
Now THAT’s the way to play the Star Spangled Banner!!!
Click on the below line to find out…….
What if you were restricted to 140 characters in real life?
Okay, so the whole movie embedded thing is new. Kinda wondering how it will turn out… Let’s watch:
How about some ….
Well, that’s enough for this morning. Stay tuned to DragonLaffs.com for more entries throughout the weekend. I’m sure the Leprechaun and I can find SOMETHING to send you!
