Leprechaun here~
FINALLY discovered where the “change font color” function button is located!
I received a frantic memo from Impish at 05:53 this morning. Here it is edited for spelling and to compensate for his obvious lack of coffee so it makes sense to those not fluent in pre-coffee Dragon ghibberish:
<Extremely rude expletive deleted by leprechaun>
Nice way to start an email, huh?
(Note to self: I’m growning concerned about how much my behavior and Marine comportment is starting to be an influence on Impish, he’s even starting to sound like me!)
My damn alarm didn’t go off on time.
(Translation: he slept through it the first 3 times it went or made frequent us of the snooze bar)
Then the exercise decides to kick off early.
Long (whiny azzed) story short because I’ve got to get to the E.O.C.
Please, please, please put out a fast note as to how I am saving the world for democracy while drinking coffee in a darkened room behind umpteen feet of concrete or something.
Thank you ever so much my friend.
(The hell with the thanks!- SHOW ME THE MONEY!)
Or you could just say that I’ll get today’s stuff out late.
(and announce the spotting of a formation of flying pigs too while I’m at it?)
Or that I feel off the edge of the world….right there on all the maps where it says, “Here be dragons!”
(I doubt the edge of the world is big enough for his butt to fall off, it would probably just get stuck!)
Or the beltway sniper has finally been found and it was just a dragon with indigestion.
Your choice.None or all. LOL.
God, I hate mornings! I need more COFFEE!
Where’s that (another rude expletive deleted) airman with the COFFEE????
WHAT THE HELL DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME COFFEE???????
(The list of asses you are required to kiss is somewhat lengthy but very distinguished, you can start with mine Mr Coffeeless Dragon)
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