Good Morning Campers! Let’s get right to the laughs!
“The problem with quotations that you see on the Internet is that it is difficult to discern if they are genuine.” —Abraham Lincoln
“Well said Abe.” —Impish Dragon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KucnZVKZfKQ
“THIS Is Why The American People Have Thrown You Out Of Power”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJSnozJ4LVg&feature=player_embedded#!
Another great time waster:
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/silentwater.htm
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
- It’s my 30th wedding anniversary. I had a big surprise set up for my wife, but she found out about it on WikiLeaks.
- President Obama announced a two-year pay freeze for all federal employees. This means the next time the TSA agent is reaching into your pockets, he’s looking for spare change.
- A 19-year-old Somali man was arrested in Portland for allegedly planning to detonate a bomb at a Christmas tree-lighting ceremony. His parents are devastated. He had such a promising career as a pirate.
- Six in 10 Mexicans believe life is better in the United States. The other 4 out of the 10 already live here.
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Conan
- WikiLeaks released more than 250,000 secret documents, some of which refer to computer passwords for world leaders. The most shocking revelation: Kofi Annan’s password is “BieberFan9.”
- Starbucks is reportedly making plans to begin selling beer and wine at their coffee shops. Apparently, Starbucks is having trouble finding sober people willing to pay nine bucks for a cup of coffee.
- A snowball fight turned into a 500-person brawl in Germany. Out of habit, France immediately surrendered.
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
- John Wayne’s wig was up for auction. He wore wigs in all of his movies after 1948, but made up for it with his cool walk.
- Last month, Darth Vader’s suit went up for auction and it didn’t sell. They should try putting John Wayne’s wig on it.
- If you’re thinking about buying John Wayne’s wig, let me make one thing very clear. Buying his wig will not make you tough like John Wayne.
- I admire John Wayne as an actor, but I’m not interested in buying stuff that belonged to him. I prefer collecting personal items from celebrities that are still alive — which is stealing.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
- In the olden days, they didn’t have electric lights, so they would put ornaments on a witch and light her hair on fire.
- Rep. Peter King says WikiLeaks presents a clear and present danger to our national security and should be branded a terrorist organization. Former Vice President Dick Cheney says we should waterboard the Internet.
- The New York Post called the Broadway show based on “Spider-Man” a flop. I think the musical flopped because it’s a musical about “Spider-Man.”
It is early Saturday morning, and Mother Superior of Saint Mary Margaret Convent in County Clare hears a knocking at the door. She opens it, looks around and there is no one there.
She is about to shut the door when a tiny voice says, “Down here, Mother Superior”.
She looks down and there are two of the little people in their bright kelly green outfits, red beards and little hats with a clover in each.
One is really drunk out of his skull and the other is not much better off. He tips his hat and says, “Top o’the mornin to ye, Mother Superior. Me guid friend Liam here would like to be knowin’ if ye have any leprechaun nuns in the convent”?
“No, we don’t have any little people in our convent”, she replies.
Liam grunts a few words in Pat’s ear, to which he then says to Mother Superior, “Well, are there any leprechaun nuns in the local parish”?
Again she replies, “No, there are no leprechaun nuns in the parish”.
Liam again grunts something in Pat’s ear. “Well, can ye be tellin’ me, Mother Superior, does the Cathlic Church have any leprechaun nuns at all?”
“No”, she replies. “The church doesn’t accept little people into any religious order”.
Pat turns to Liam and says, “D’ye see now Liam? That was a penguin ye fucked in the bar.
From our dear camper friend, Unicorn:
This is too funny!!!!*
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573
It’s also not true….satire friends, satire!!
And finally…one that’s NOT a groaner…. from Zack!
I know it is early, but we wish you and yours a merry Christmas and a happy new year
Part 2 of the great WWII pictures:
Bougainville.
Guam
Outside Bastogne
German 280mm K5 firing
U.S. Munitions ship goes up during the invasion of Sicily.
V1
(As Promised:)
Spitfire “tipping-off” a V1. If you’ve never heard of this insane tactic ….
At first V1’s were shot down by gunfire. Optimum range was inside 200yds, which was marginal for survival. Many planes were damaged and quite a few pilots killed. Basically at such high speed and low altitude a plane had to fly though the explosion and hope.
With the high risk of being blown up some of the best pilots started tipping the V1’s wing, because of damage to wing tips they later developed a tactic of disrupting the aitflow by placing their wing very close to the V1’s wing, causing it to topple.
Not every pilot did this. At night this was not possible, the flame from the V1 blinded the pilot to everything else, though some Mossie pilots flew past closely in front of the V1, again causing it to topple. The thought of doing this at 450mph, 4,000 feet above the ground, at night and being blinded gives me the willies. (Yeah, me too!)
That’s it for part 2 folks. Look for the conclusion tomorrow!
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