It’s Friday and I have like no time. It’s been a jam packed week for me and I’m going to try to get as much done for you guys as I can before I have to take Pepper to the vet. She’s fine, it’s just an annual visit. But for me, time is crazy! I have a gazillion emails to get to, which I’ll have to try to get to over the weekend, but this issue HAS to come first, so let’s go!!

Boy, ain’t that the TRUTH!

Massachusetts Laws

All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.

QUOTES FROM WORK

Quote from a recent meeting: ‘We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done’.

Quote from the Boss… ‘I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.’

A motivational sign at work: The beatings will continue until morale improves.

A direct quote from the Boss: ‘We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired.’

My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That’s because it’s unfamiliar territory.

My Boss said to me ‘ What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a protective barrier.’

My Boss needs a surge protector. That way his mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in his brain.

I thought my Boss was a bastard, and quit, to work for myself. My new Boss is a bastard, too … but at least I respect him.

He’s given automobile accident victims new hope for recovery. He walks, talks and performs rudimentary tasks, all without the benefit of a SPINE.

Some people climb the ladder of success. My Boss walked under it.

Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created to find a solution: ‘ I’m sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!’

HR Manager to job candidate ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.

‘Quote from telephone inquiry ‘We’re only hiring one summer intern this year and we won’t start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss’ daughter finishes her summer classes.’

I asked my three-year-old to take his dirty clothes and put them into the hamper.

He looked puzzled, and I explained, “You know; it’s the place where we put our dirty clothes before they’re washed.”

My son picked up his things, trotted into my bedroom, and threw his clothes on the floor…on his dad’s side of the bed.