Dragon Laffs #2444


And we’re back again, live on the air with Impish! Good morning creation! How’re ya’ll doin’??? 

What

Is

Happenin’

WORLD??

It’s still Saturday, I just finished the last episode and am jumping right into the next one and I got NUTTIN’ to say, so …

Okay, that’s not true, I do have something else to say, although by the time this goes to press there’s no telling how far out of date this might be. I just got an email from a reader who, rightfully, called me out on something that I posted about the Iran war. 

Now, I stand by what I said, when I said it, but since then it has become a complete cluster. I think something needed to be done in Iran. We cannot allow them to have nukes because the very first thing they will do is use them. That’s a given. And I honestly think that there was a plan in place for the Straits. But something somewhere went to hell in a handbasket and we either changed our minds or backed off.

I have a lot of criticism built up inside of me that I can’t express in a family friendly ezine and the fact of where I work, but I am very disappointed and it wouldn’t be fair of me to not say something.

And now…

My lips say, “I’m down for anything.”

What I mean is:
*Not after 7
*Food should be involved
*It depends on the weather
*The parking situation
*And how tired I am

See, I was going to go with the coroner, but yeah, the funeral director works, too.

It’s like he’s going, “Oooooooo!”

Do you realize that we are the last generation on Earth that knows what life was like before social media?

I got asked to leave a hall of mirrors yesterday.

I said, “Don’t worry. I’ll see myself out.”

Sometimes I read a text and think, wow what a psycho…

Then I press send.

You can’t change anyone but yourself.

Those who like my posts are happier, more intelligent, and better-looking than those that don’t; according to a study I made up.

Well…look at that! The writing turned blue half way through.

That is an awesome picture!!!!

I couldn’t resist. I told Izzy, “this is what we listened to as kids”.  March of 1973 … I was 14 and a couple of months old.

If someone from the Ziplock company could contact literally anyone in the cereal business, that would be great!

And Part 2!

Okay, didn’t realize there’s a part 3 & 4 … you’ll have to go find them yourselves.

Another one in the books. Hope you had as much fun as I did.

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