Well, it’s here.  The New Year. 2026. 

Our Dear Holy and Heavenly Father, we thank thee most humbly for all the blessings we’ve received in the previous year, the friendships we’ve made and the bounty you’ve bestowed unto us. We know that everything that has happened to us has all been part of your plan. We ask, dear Lord that you continue to bless us throughout this new coming year, that we continue to follow in your path and have faith in your plan. We thank you for the sacrifice that your Son has made for the forgiveness of our sins and ask for your bounty continue to grace us in 2026. In Jesus’ name we pray. Amen.

I can’t think of a better way to start the New Year with my friends and family here at Dragon Laffs then to ask for the Lord’s blessing on us all.

I hope that all of you are well this morning.  That everyone had designated drivers.  Makes me wonder if I ought to send this out a day early on Wednesday to remind everyone, lol.

So, let’s get into the laughter, shall we?

 

Which doesn’t surprise any of us.

 

 

Because so many people think that you are because of what you do for a living.

 

 

Looks like the old “C-Rations” but I’m not sure what the “Type K” designator means. But that is what the old C-Rats were like, right down to the cigarettes and the little chocolate bar.

 

 

And get shot in the back as you do.

 

 

I think I may need professional help…

A chef, a butler, and a maid should do it.

Some people don’t understand that sitting in your own house in peace, eating snacks and minding your own business is priceless. 

And reading…don’t forget reading.

Last night’s staff party.

 

 

That has got to be the most perfect description I have ever read!

 

 

As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th season, I would like to congratulate myself for NEVER watching a single episode.

Walmart is opening dental offices in some of its stores. There will be an express lane for people with 12 teeth or less.

I have 1,000 Mars bars in my fridge and my mate has 1 in his.
I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person.
This is how celebrity charity appeals work.

 

 

Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive?

I just did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again…

As our Father in Heaven…

 

 

Poignant! 

My wife bet me $1,000 I couldn’t turn spaghetti into a car…
you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

The worst part of being a parent is realizing that all your children’s most obnoxious traits are probably your fault.

Don’t understand why iPhone chargers aren’t called Apple Juice but okay.

I’m in a Wal-Mart parking lot watching a woman who can’t remember where she parked.  Every time she holds her remote in the air, I honk my horn.

 

 

The remainder of the New Year memes…

 

Yeah, that one should have been for last night, but actually can be useful for ANY night! Please don’t drink and drive … or smoke and drive … or chew gummies and drive … or … well, you get the idea. Please be stone cold sober and drive, always.

 

 

And that’s it my friends, may you have a great start to 2026. May you have a blessed year.