We just got through 3 episodes in a row, thanks to Independence Day.  I’m actually working on this one on the 4th, while relaxing in my living room, it’s early afternoon.  I slept WAY in this morning.  It was almost 8 when I got up.  That’s because Izzy and I were over at a friends house last night for a pre-fourth cook out.  She swam in their pool and I caught up with an old friend.  A lady I used to work for almost 20 years at the Sheriff’s Dept.  We spent several hours catching up.  It was SO nice.  She looks almost exactly the same as she did 20 years ago.

So, let’s see, this one is for Monday the 7th.  So, I’m relatively caught back up again.  I was over a week and a half ahead at one point and now I’m staying fairly current.

So, let’s go ahead and get to the fun stuff, shall we?

And you don’t think your sign is a little …. nuts?

A pastor and his family (two children) were invited to attend a cousin’s high school graduation. He thought he’d prepare the kids, knowing how fidgety they can get. 

“Graduations are sometimes long, boring events,” he said.  “I want you guys to behave and not ask constantly when it’s going to be over.” 

“Don’t worry, Dad.  We’ll live,” the daughter replied.  “We last through all your sermons, don’t we?”

I got a special email from Pete:

I started trying Medical Marijuana to see if it would relieve any of this pain of mine. I’m not sure what this stuff is or where it came from but, IT IS NOT THE MARIJUANA from my youth.  I mean it was colorful and all sticky and it was some big flower top, it wasn’t a sandwich bag filled up with seeds and stems and there were no loose leaf pieces to pick out and roll.  I didn’t know what to do so, here I am pulling at this flower like I was doing “she loves me, she loves me not” trying to get something to roll and smoke.  That was not working so well so, I picked up the scissors, I thought I could just cut some of it up, oh nay nay, everything I touched was sticking to my figures now.  I’m standing there trying to release the scissors and for some reason I sat my other hand down on a tissue so, I could wipe the sweat out of my eyes, Well now I have a cheap tissue glued to all five fingers and the palm of my hand so I take my other hand, the one with the scissors still welded to it, and I’m going to try and pick off the tissue and my phone rings. It scares me, I jump, knock over my soda can and when I went to grab it I put the scissors right through the can and knock my phone on the floor.  Now instead of dealing with soda running out of the hole in the can, I go down after my phone, you know cause God forbid I broke my phone.  As I am bend over getting the phone the now emptying soda is running off the table onto my head and back, again startled, I straighten up real fast and hit my head on the table. So, there I stand, a mess of sticky tissue stuck to my wet phone, stuck to my one hand, scissors still hanging off the other hand, my soda all over the table and everything on it and a big puddle still dripping on the floor, I have soda running down my face into my eyes and my head and back are soaked with cold sticky soda and now I have a knot on my head.  Anyway after about an hour of clean up, I figured it out and got one rolled and smoked it. After all of that, I find that it not only looks nothing like what we used to smoke, there is just no effect to it either.  I rolled another one and decided to go smoke it outside and take the dog for a walk….  

This little girl is fantastic!

No matter how good she looks,

some other guy is sick and tired

of putting up with her.

Men’ s Room Linda’s Bar and Grill

Chapel Hill, NC

Yeah, ain’t karma a pain.

It’s hard to make a comeback

when you haven’t been anywhere.

Written in the dust on the back of a bus

Wickenburg , AZ

Make love, not war.

Hell, do both…

GET MARRIED!

Women’s restroom

The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT

If voting could really change things,

it would be illegal.

Revolution Books

New York , New York

Express Lane:

Five beers or less.

Sign over one of the urinals

Ed Debevic’s, Phoenix , AZ

As it is for all of us!

You’re too good for him..

Sign over mirror in Women’s restroom

Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills , CA

No wonder you always go home alone.

Sign over mirror in Men’s restroom,

Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills , CA

My dear friends, thanks for being along for the ride today.  May God Bless you all with love and happiness until we meet again.