Well, it seems that none of the videos that I’ve posted lately have come through.  Which is why Thursday’s comment didn’t make any sense about the guy taking a dump in the woods.  So, no more videos unless they are YouTubes.  Sorry guys.  So, if you have a video you want me to share with other campers, you have to send me a YouTube link.  That seems to be the only thing that’s working.

So, today is Monday, even though I am starting this on Friday.  It’s late and I’m working tomorrow (Saturday) so I don’t think I’ll get this one done.  But the Whelpling is supposed to be over tomorrow to work on the trike and I should be, hopefully, please Lord, praying mightily, back on the road by the time you read this.  I’ll try and keep you informed.

In the meantime, let’s get some laughter under our belts before I have to hit the rack.

I LOVE this one!!!

That last one was from Just Pete and he included this note with it:

I was going to include something about weed but, I couldn’t make it flow as well as without it so, I left it off.  I don’t smoke the stuff anyway. LOL  Maybe I’ll ponder on making another one with it in it for you folks that do.  I’ll tell ya, once you start thinking on it, there are so many things that could be added to that list.  What do you guys think, what does it for you that you’d add?

Man, time as gotten so far away from me, I did not realize it has been so long since I sent out memes, been a month now. I will try to make a couple emails as soon as I can and get sent out.

Have fun!

For me, sitting out in the shade, on a warm day, light breeze, comfortable chair, good cigar, good book, cold drink.  That does it for me.

A father thought he had done a good job in teaching his son manners, good behavior, etc.  So when the 4-year-old said to him one day, “When I grow up, I want to be just like you!” 

The father’s heart swelled with pride… until the 4-year-old finished his sentence… “so then I can reach the light switch!” 

A Priest and a Rabbi, who have been the best of friends for years, were always arguing the finer points of their respective theologies, trying to prove the other one was wrong. 

One day while they were riding in a car, they got cut off by a drunk driver. 

The car flew off the road, rolled five times end-over-end, and came to rest on its roof. The Priest and Rabbi crawled from the wreckage and were amazed that they were alive. 

As the Priest crossed himself, he noticed the Rabbi doing the same. 

The Priest shouts, “Praise Be! You’ve seen the Light!” 

“What?” said the Rabbi. 

“You-you’ve crossed yourself. You have seen the True Way! This is wonderful.” 

“Cross myself?!? No no no ! Not me, I was just checking if everything was still in place . . . .Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch.” 

This is the Dragon Laffs weekly delivery.

This one is from Aussie Pete and is marked as “A Canada Joke”

A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. “This is an outrage,” he complained. “The faucet marked ‘C’ gave me boiling water.” “But, Monsieur, ‘C’ stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal.” “Wait a minute,” said the patron. “The other tap is also marked ‘C’!” “Of course,” said the manager. “It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city.”

Bride: “The two best things that I cook are meat loaf and apple dumplings.” 

Groom: “Which is this?” 

The Secretary of the Navy was inspecting a recently launched carrier. 

The entire crew stood at attention. “I suppose,” said the Secretary jokingly to the carrier’s captain, “you know the name of every man on the ship.” 

“I think I do,” was the captain’s unexpected reply.

“Aha,” smiled the Secretary. “What’s the name of the third man from the left there in the rear rank?” 

“William Jones,” said the captain.

The Secretary addressed the seaman himself.

“What’s your name, lad?” he asked.

“William Jones, sir,” replied Seaman Abernathy.

Oh!  I get it!  Bobcat! (It’s always gotta be Bob, though, right?)

Better than anything I coulda come up with!!!

Zack volunteered for military service during WWII. 

He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola skipping boot camp. 

The very first day at Pensacola he solos and is the best flier on the base. 

All they could do was give him his gold wings and assign him immediately to an aircraft carrier in the Pacific. 

On his first day aboard he took off and single-handedly shot down 6 Japanese Zeros. 

Then climbing up to 20,000 feet he found 10 more Japanese planes and shot them all down, too. 

Noting that his fuel was getting low, he descended, circled the carrier and came in for a perfect landing on the deck. 

He threw back the canopy, climbed out and jogged over to the Captain. 

Saluting smartly, he said, “Well, Sir, how did I do on my very first day?” 

The Captain replied, “You make one velly impoltant mistake.” 

1 Peter 5:8  Be sober-minded; be watchful.  Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion seeking someone to devour.

40 Dumb Crimes and the Even Dumber Criminals Who Got Caught Doing Them

Beware of the dreaded Amish Flu! 

First you get a little hoarse. Then you get a little buggy.

And that’s it my friends.  I  hope you enjoyed today’s efforts.  Oh, by the way, the trike is NOT fixed.  The clutch is fixed…whoever worked it last rebuilt it completely backwards!!!, but the brakes are not.  No one had the parts we needed, so we are waiting for them to be shipped.  Hopefully by next weekend.  I’m so upset.