Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire inside, delightful… that looks like a delightful fire, doesn’t it?  Can’t you see yourself lounging in the living room, basking in the warmth of the dragon fire?

As long as the fireplace didn’t come to life and eat everyone!

Yeah … there is always that…

I’m going to try to get a really fast episode done for Thursday.  I hope it works out.  Put it this way, whatever is done by the time it is done, that’s what’s going to be sent out.

So…without any further ado, let’s get to the stuff that you all came to see anyway, right!

No thanks…I’m moving!

People Are Sharing Stupid Things Men Did To “Prove” Their “Masculinity” And I Can’t Stop Rolling My Eyes

It cracks me up as the other vehicles flee in terror!

Too Funny!

And these are from Chris…

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject…now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

My wife is scared of thunderstorms. The constant rattling of the windows is pretty frightening, but if I let her in now, she’ll just get everything wet.

My new stair lift is driving me up the wall!

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, “Have you read Marx?” to which he replies, “Yes, it’s these darn wicker chairs.”

A tennis ball walks into a bar. The barman says, “Have you been served?”

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

The CEO of Ikea was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He’s currently assembling his cabinet.

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? He said, he couldn’t see himself doing it.

My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards. I said, “Y not?”

NASA is launching a new mission to say sorry to the aliens. They are calling it — Apollo G.

Which two words have the most letters in them? Post office.

Saying ‘I’m sorry’ and ‘I apologize’ mean the same thing–except when at a funeral.

What did the right eye say to the left eye? Between you and me, something smells.

I want to take a moment to thank the couple of people that I know donated to my daughter’s friend’s go fund me page.  If you remember, I talked about her and her husband and four kids who lost everything except the clothes on their back when their home burned down on 05 December.  I put the Go Fund Me site down and said that it was a tough time of year for everyone right now, but I couldn’t imagine going through this time of year right now like that…having lost everything with four little ones at home.  Some of you stepped up (some of you big time) and I can’t possibly be a Christian man and not say thank you and God Bless you.  I’m no longer asking, but only if you’re interested here is the site:  https://gofund.me/3e33a2eb   You can go there and see for yourself.  Today is Tuesday and when I checked it, there was only $510 raised from 9 donations.  5 of those donations, over 70% came from Dragon Laffs.  My heart soars!  But her other friends…any one of them would be in the exact same position if this happened to them, so I guess I can’t say too much.  I’m sure they are gathering clothes and toys and stuff and Izzy says they are doing other things and not contributing to the site.  I sure hope so.  Anyway, back to it.  I just wanted to say how proud I am of you guys.  Thank you.

Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. 

– Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)

Speaking at a staff meeting, a very pert and pretty female engineer told the male manager of the division, “I’d like to get something off my chest.” 

“What’s that?” 

“Your eyes.” 

The base was quite far from “civilization” with the obvious result that the troops were forced to entertain themselves. 

One of the more popular pastimes was card playing. A large number of groups met regularly to indulge themselves. 

Bridge, poker, and gin rummy were played, but the most popular game by far was hearts. 

It happened that a few of the NCOs were not well liked by the troops.  One in particular was unanimously hated. 

As a result, he was never invited to any of the card sessions. When he complained to the Commanding Officer it was decided to put a stop to the whole business with the following command: 

Sgt. Pepper’s lonely. Hearts club banned

It’s always Bob!

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing, when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness Monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both. 

As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, “Oh, my God! Help me!” 

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, “I thought you didn’t believe in Me?” 

“Come on, God, give me a break!” the man pleaded. “Two minutes ago, I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!”

Oh my God, that’s so true.  Lord, thank you for keeping me in one, rather tattered, piece!

Three young neighborhood women, having coffee, were discussing their husbands. 

One said, “My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they weren’t mine!”

The second says, ” Well, your not alone cuz I’m sure my husband is cheating on me also. Last month I found a condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of tiny holes with my sewing needle and put it back in his wallet !” 

The third woman fainted ! 

All the time!

A little boy walked to and from school daily. 

On one particular morning, the weather was questionable as clouds were forming and the sky was gray, but the little boy made his daily trek to the elementary school anyway. 

As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up and the thunder and lightning began to roll. The mother of the little boy was concerned that her son would be frightened as he walked home from school and feared that the electrical storm might harm her child. 

Following a roar of thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a flaming sword! 

Worried, the mother got into her car and drove along the route to her child’s school. 

Upon finding her son, she noticed her little boy was walking along just fine, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile. 

More lightning followed and with each one the little boy would look at the streak of light and smile. 

The mother approached him in her car, lowered the window and asked him, “What are you doing?” 

The child answered, “I am trying to look nice, God keeps taking my picture.” 

Joe sent this to me … and I have to say, that he probably got injured again when he got home to his wife.

A recent study found that 35% of men have been injured while undoing a woman’s bra. 

That’s correct.  While unfastening a woman’s stabilizing device, men have received strained tendons, scratches, and other similar injuries. 

Actually, I can vouch for that. 

I got injured today while trying to undo a woman’s bra. 

When I undid the woman in front of me in the checkout line, she turned and hit me with a can of peas. 

I truly love this next story!

And with that PERFECT one I’m going to end it here.  I have to head to the jail and it will be too late when I get home to work any longer.  Until Monday then my friends, may God Bless you all with love and joy of the real reason for the season.