It’s Saturday.  I’m actually writing this on Monday, Labor Day.  And I actually just realized that I didn’t say a single word ON Labor Day ABOUT Labor Day.  So, I suppose I should say something about Labor Day now.

But nah.

What are we going to learn about Labor Day that we don’t already know?

Moving on to other things then.

Again, another person to thank for their donation.  Right now it’s 

Michael F.

I will add more if they come in as I’m working, but for now…I’d just like to say:

Every single one of you is important and every single donation helps.  A couple more chances left to donate to this year’s bills.  They are coming due soon and I appreciate each and everyone of you who have contributed this year.  And now …

What bike?

A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him.

“Why are the curtains closed,” he said. “Is it night?”

A nurse replied, “No, it is just that there is a fire across the street, and we didn’t want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful.”

Things weren’t going too well in the Sunday School class. 

Nobody seemed to recall the identity of Matthew.  Nor did they do any better with Mark. 

 Finally, the teacher said hopefully, “Surely somebody remembers Peter!” 

A small boy in the last row came to the rescue. 

“Teacher,” he piped, “wasn’t he a wabbit?” 

There is this farmer who is having problems with his chickens. All of the sudden, they are all getting very sick and he doesn’t know what is wrong with them. After trying all conventional means, he calls a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to see if they can figure out what is wrong.

So the biologist looks at the chickens, examines them a bit, and says he has no clue what could be wrong with them. Then the chemist takes some tests and makes some measurements, but he can’t come to any conclusions either.

So the physicist tries. He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them or anything. Then all of the sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook. Finally, after several gruesome calculations, he exclaims, “I’ve got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum.”

“Oh look kids, breakfast is here.”

A Yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of the country club at 10 o’clock the next day if he ever wanted to see his wife alive again.

He didn’t arrive until almost 12:30. A masked man stepped out from behind some bushes and growled, “What the hell took ya so long? You’re over two hours late.”

“Hey! Give me a break.” whined the Yuppie. “I have a 27 handicap.”

That is so COOL!

This is so true.  Why are women like that?  And why are men blinded by boobs?

This young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village. 

Once she’s inside, he quickly switches out all the lights and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of athletic achievement. 

After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse back on the bed in exhaustion. 

The girl looks admiringly across at the swimmer in the dim light.

His beautifully-developed muscles, tanned skin and smooth-shaven scalp glisten with little beads of sweat as he lays beside her. 

She’s really pleased to have met this guy.

At this point the swimmer slowly struggles up from the bed.

He fumbles the lid off a bottle on the bedside table, pours himself a small shot in a glass and drinks it down in one gulp. 

Then he stands bolt upright, takes a deep breath and, in a surprisingly energetic motion, dives under the bed, climbing out the other side and beating his chest like a gorilla. 

Then he vaults back on top of the girl and commences a frantic repeat performance. 

The Danish girl is very impressed with the gusto of this second encounter. 

Somehow the Aussie has completely recovered from his previous exhaustion! 

After nearly half an hour of wild activity in every possible position, the gasping male swimmer again crawls out of bed and swallows another shot of the mysterious liquid. 

Once more he dives under the bed, emerges on the other side, beats his chest and commences to make love all over AGAIN. 

The girl is just amazed and delighted as the action continues at the same blistering pace as before. In the darkness, she can’t properly see what kind of tonic is causing these incredible transformations, but she sure likes the effect! 

More than an hour later, after another repeat of the strange drinking ritual on his part, and a whole string of ecstatic multiple orgasms on her part, the Danish girl is now feeling rather faint herself. 

“Just a minute, big boy,” she whispers to the panting bald-headed Aussie, “I think I need to try some of your tonic!” 

She rises unsteadily and pours a small shot of the liquid.

She braces herself for some sort of medicinal effect, but actually it just tastes like Coca-Cola. 

Then she stands up straight, takes a deep breath and dives under the bed – only to smash straight into the three other exhausted members of the Australian relay team. 

Maybe if we had just LET them eat tide pods, all of this stupid stuff wouldn’t be happening right now.

One of my many out of the way vacation spots.  I don’t get to use it very often, but it is comfortable.

Fact Of The Day:

Strongest Natural Material

In 2015 scientists discovered that snails possess the strongest natural material in the world…their teeth.  It was discovered that limpets, an aquatic snail, have teeth that come close to the strength of the hardest man made materials.  The teeth are up to 40% stronger than spider silk, which was thought to be the strongest natural material.

The uncomfortable feeling I get when everyone watches me unwrap a gift makes me totally understand why the dog takes his treats into the other room.

Who is this cute young girl ?

She grew up to be very well known.

I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell’s $4.99 deal.

I’ve found marriage to be very educational.  For example, I had no idea there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge.

Do women ever sit back and think, “my man sure does know a lot, maybe I should just be quiet and listen to him?”

That is a close up of a dragon fly.  Doesn’t he look cool?

Always make sure SOMEONE in the relationship has good credit.  That’s why it’s called SIGNIFICANT other.
Sign/if/I/can’t.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

Are You Looking For A Lover?

Might we suggest you take Exit 36 off of PA Route 70.  Your odds are good!

I found this article, and I’ve got to tell you, it amazes the daylights out of me.  I can’t believe that people can be so incredibly stupid.  It’s a short article and I hope they don’t get mad at me for reprinting it in its entirety, but here we go.

Survey: Half of Millennials Believe ‘Misgendering’ Someone Should Be a Criminal Offense

Amanda Casanova | ChristianHeadlines.com Contributor | Tuesday, July 18, 2023

In comparison, 38 percent of those ages 35-44 believe misgendering should be illegal. Thirty-five percent disagreed.

Meanwhile, 33 percent of Generation Z respondents, ages 18 to 24, think “misgendering” a person should be illegal, and nearly half disagreed.

Overall, 37 percent of the 1,500 respondents said they would call someone who is biologically male by “she/her” pronouns if asked, while 17 percent said they would not.

Twenty-eight percent of respondents said it “depends on the person,” and 17 percent said they are uncertain what they would do in such a situation.  It goes back to the meme that basically says that you are entitled to your mental delusions, but I am not forced to participate in them.

Misgendering has become a topic of discussion recently. In California, a school district reportedly suspended two high school students for “misgendering.” The students were also made to undergo “restorative justice” training.  And yet here we have the retarded state of California, FORCING students in school to participate in some other students mental delusions.  And the Governor of said state wants to be your President.  THINK ABOUT THAT FOR JUST A MINUTE.

Also, part of the discussions has been amendments and changes to competitions and military service.

Previously, Republican lawmaker Tim Burchett had proposed an amendment requiring transgender men to be eligible for the military draft as part of the National Defense Authorization Act. The amendment did not advance.  As well it shouldn’t have.  As we have discussed before, the military is NOT a democratic, equal opportunity, everybody is the same kind of job.  YOU HAVE TO BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE.

On our way to church, we asked our grandchild why is it important to be quiet in church.  She said, “Because there are people sleeping!”

I’m so out of shape that if somebody yells, “Run for your life!”, I’ll be like, “You guys go on ahead.  I’m going to meet Jesus.”

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.  We haven’t met yet.

Beware of a new Amazon scam!

My husband ordered me some expensive jewelry, but motorcycle parts came instead.  Thankfully they fit his bike…

And that’s it for today my friends.  I know that this was a plain vanilla episode, but sometimes, just laughter is fun too.  Thanks for paying attention.  And may God Bless you with Love and Happiness until we meet again.