Dragon Laffs #2075


Well, my dear Izzy’s birthday went off without a hitch, if not a little boring.  She was very happy with her cake and her presents and going out to eat and being alcohol free on her 21st, so I guess I’m a proud daddy that my little girl is not interested in alcohol, but I was kinda hoping to buy her her first drink.  But, that’s cool. 

We did smoke a joint together, so that was nice.

I’m kidding.  Just seeing if you guys were awake.

Anyway, I did have the question asked how do you donate.  Well, there are several ways actually.  The most traditional way is at the top right hand corner of the web page is a donate button that looks like this:

Just click on that and it will take you right through it. 

Now, the next thing you can do is to send me an email and I will send you my snail mail address and you can send me a check or something like that.  The email you can write to me at is impishdragon@gmail.com. 

Or the third thing you can do, that we just found out about is to transfer money directly to me from bank to bank with a thing called Zelle.  Most banks have it (if my little credit union has it, your bank probably has it.) by sending it to my business email of rem.wydock@sbcglobal.net.  The nice part about that one is unlike PayPal that the donation button uses, it doesn’t take a cut of the money.  And those are the three ways to donate to Dragon Laffs.

So, in an effort to get to the important stuff, let’s get to the laughs and we’ll talk about other stuff as time moves on.

Lots of craziness coming…

 

Some people are so full of shit you would think they were conceived during ANAL SEX.

Threats to freedom of speech, writing and action, though often trivial in isolation, are cumulative in their effect and, unless checked, lead to a general disrespect for the rights of the citizen.

Which is exactly what we have going on right now!

Being a Welder is Easy.

IT’S LIKE RIDING A BIKE EXCEPT THE BIKE IS ON FIRE, YOU’RE ON FIRE, EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.

Our long distance Ubers are a little different then what you might be used to.

TWO THINGS:

1.  Where have you been all my life?

2.  Can you please go back there?

Football season has started and I’m watching the Colts play Houston.  They are now in overtime and for a season opener, what an exciting game!  Both teams have a lot of new players, lots of mistakes have been made, but still a super exciting game!  The only real problem is that my Green Bay Packers started playing ten minutes ago…but I can’t take my eyes off of this one.  LOL!  And…………………………………………………………………….. two seconds left…………………………………. and it ends in a tie!  Nice game.
And I tune in to the Packer / Viking Game and my Packers are losing 7 to nothing.  Just in time to watch some rookie, who was wide open drop the ball…sigh.  Okay, back to the laughs.

The Days of Good Grammar Has Went.

Welcome Home!

There’s a Queen song in here somewhere…

I had a Goldfish that could break dance on the carpet.

But only for like 20 seconds.

And only once.

I’m not sure if this is real or not, I was able to find several pictures of women with 3 breasts, but none with 4 and none with them at weird locations, so I’m leaning toward photoshop, but who knows.

This is the norm for what I found when I searched for women with more than 2 breasts other than the medical type pictures of extra nipples in weird places and that was men and women.

Leah sent me this and I like it a lot.

Keep driving! 

A young woman was driving with her father and they ran into a storm. The young woman asked her father: What should I do? Her father told her, “Keep driving.”

The cars began to edge, the storm was getting worse. What should I do dad? – “Keep driving,” replied her Father.

Up ahead, a trailer was pulling up as well. She said, “Dad, should I stop? It’s terrible and everyone is stopping!” Her Father said, “No, keep driving!”

Now the storm was stronger, but she obeyed her dad, and soon she could see a clearing ahead.

After a couple of kilometers she was again in a quiet, calm and sunny area. Her father told her, “Now you can stop and go out.” She said, “But why now?” He told her: “When you go out, look back, all the people who surrendered are still in the storm, you did not give up and your storm is behind you. If you are going through “hard times”. Remember even if everyone else, even the strongest, stops or gives up, you keep going, because soon your storm will end and the Sun will shine and shine on you again .

There should be a law that Electric Cars can only be charged by Wind or Solar Power.  If you’re giving up Fossil Fuel, then give it up.

Studies show, the most expensive vehicle to operate, is a Costco shopping cart.

I still find it hilarious to imagine if normal people with regular jobs got traded at their jobs like NFL players get traded at theirs.

You just come into work one day and your boss tells you that you are getting sent to Subway in Toms River, New Jersey for a 5th round draft pick. 

Unless it’s a Saturday and Sunday that you have to work, and then they last ten times that long.

Taking a dog named “Shark” to the beach is a bad idea.

I want to share some stuff that really makes my day when I receive it…

jhjoseph

15 days ago

Dragon Laffs #2068

Some really good funnies this week. I don’t mean to be talking like a “scratched record”…..but Thanks. Joe Holtzman

Michael C

an hour ago

Dragon Laffs #2074

Thanks, once again for lifting an old mans spirit, today.

These are the things that make MY day.  When I’m told that I’m making you guys smile or laugh or helped improve your day, that’s when I know my efforts are worth it.  Thank you. 

And on a different note, several of you have asked for my snail mail address and I THINK I’ve replied to all of you and sent each of you a personal email and given you that information.  If you asked in the comments, I use whatever email the comments tell me you used to comment to me.  I have no idea HOW I get that information, I don’t believe anyone else but me can see that information (one of you who regularly comment will have to tell me if you can see other people’s email address or for that matter, what information you CAN see about each other).  Any who, if you haven’t received my address and you would still like it, please send me another email or comment with my apologies.  I have asked God to add a few more hours in every day to make it a little easier on me or, if He can’t do that, then letting me get by on say … three hours of sleep … so far, neither of those two prayers have been answered to my satisfaction, so we’re stuck with what we have and I’m burning the candle at both ends and in the middle right now.  So, let’s finish up the episode of Dragon Laffs, shall we?

Dr. Oz says rubbing coffee grounds on your naked body prevents cellulite. 

APPARENTLY you can’t do it Starbucks. 

And now the cops are here…

I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself…

I really need to wash some cups.

Good For Them!!!!

And I’ve explained to you about HOW to make a donation, so now it’s just time for me to say to you to Please buy me a cup of coffee.  If everyone who reads this were to just buy me a cup of coffee this one time a year, all the bills would be paid for the website and we would not have to worry about going to an ad-based website…which I’m not ever going to do.  As soon as it gets to the point that donations don’t cover the bills, I’ll know that my time is up and I’m no longer serving a purpose or fulfilling a need.  I don’t think that time is now, in fact, I may even expand a little this year if you guys continue to be generous.  We’ll see.  Anyway, here’s our Wall of Fame at this point.

And with that it’s time for me to say good night.  My poor Packers are getting their butts kicked.  I’ll not give up on them yet.  You guys who are reading this Monday morning know how it turned out.  But, for me, it’s still up in the air.  May you all be blessed with Love and Happiness until we meet again.

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1 Response to Dragon Laffs #2075

  1. Leah D says:

    I love to read, so when the power goes out I don’t care, I have a flashlight and candles and a book. However, our last 4 1/2 hour power outage left my husband with nothing to do but fall asleep in the recliner without the 15 minute tv introduction, since it was too damn hot to do anything outside. It has reached the record high of 107 several times this summer here in Salt Lake City. I’m curious about all the Dragon Laffs members, are you dealing with extreme heat?

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